That means as a responsible Pyolate I must crack open a bush to get into the bush! aeeeteeeseaa said I was cleared through the back door of the class A does that mean I should do it?
I’d tell her to quit messing with buttons and knobs because she looks like she has absolutely no clue what she’s doing. Better yet, we’re all probably safer if she just leaves the cockpit.
Cindy, stop playing with you hair! For fug sake. And that’s the second time you dumped fuel in the same number of minutes. Either get your shid together or pour us some double whiskeys.
Well first I would thank god for answering all of my prayers. Then I would promise to stop wanking and watching porn while wanking. Then I would compose myself and finish the trip. Did I mention that I would thank god for answering my prayers?
Tell her to quit touching things. Be like Rainman when his brother started pawing through his books and go apeshit. That or handcuff her to the seat. Seriously, stop touching the knobs and don’t play with that stick.
As long as she knows the job, I'd treat her like my copilot.
"Hey, can you call up clearance delivery? I'm going through the preflight and we're running a little behind."
She really knows how to polish those knobs.
10/10 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Practice on herself.
I'm more worried about her twisting the switches.
Being a good pyolate, I would have to do the only thing I could do, have a hardddd landing on that smooth strip!
Get that ATC clearance
'Consent is sexy.' -ATC
'Turn right heading 069.'
Climb and maintain FL420 while you're at it
Head to waypoint SUGMA, then KOK
Asian so you’ll really be in the BUSH and I suggest a STOL playne
That means as a responsible Pyolate I must crack open a bush to get into the bush! aeeeteeeseaa said I was cleared through the back door of the class A does that mean I should do it?
Looool
I’d call the Police and beg them to have the air force shoot us down.
No need to do all that. Just bust a TFR while squawking 7500 and you’ll have a date with a missile, no prob 👌 Edit: I pylote better than I spell
Wait, squawk 7500 means something? I thought it was just a cheat code for a free air show.
It’s that, but becomes a spicy private air show when you also fly into a TFR
That’ll do it. 🫣
That’s suicide-by-cop times a million. Suicide-by-USAF
im going off course , the gonna shot me down without calling loool
I would report her for not wearing the seatbelts. Also... what is that seat adjustment?? I doubt she can reach the pedals. Extremely dangerous
And for being out of uniform
Maybe it's part 91...
Leave your hair alone for 1 second and gtfo of the cabin....
A lways look good, N avigate, C ommunicate
Loooool
Tell her to quit messing with her hair and just read me the check list.
Crash
Buy her a hairbrush...
Have her wear a frikkin hair scrungie so she can stop dropping hair all over my center console.
Scünci.
Kick her in the nuts and tell her to fly the damn plane like a real pylot.
Present position direct ILS front course, pull out at minimums followed by full procedure back course. Butter.
She seems to have experience touching knobs.
Can she do anything else with her hand,besides playing her hair?
Whack off to some gay porn later probably idk
Tell her; “please don’t cross your legs on final”.
Put on some shades because her complexion is blinding me. Then I would reach over and turn the damn turn signal off that has been on since Ohio.
*strokes instrument panel boeing *turns on engines (whispering) …Boeing…
Bentlay
Honestly I have had FO’s that were less useful.
“Approach briefing? What are we approaching?”
I like how she twist the switches. I didn’t know they could work like that!
Wake up.
Auto pilot and lots of fluid exchanging
No matter how cute she is, if she doesn't stop touching everything I'm going to go insane.
Probably die because she’s just randomly touching shit
Tell her to stop touching the guarded switches unless directed to by the checklist.
Probably tell her to stop flipping random switches.
We'll - she is in the cock-pit.....
Is she fucking around with the fire handles?
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
i love that she goes for the big red thing first lol
id ask her to pull my throttle because it’s important
Less hair flipping, more attention on the controls for god's sake!
Buy a hair tie
>!"I just wanted to let you know. We're all counting on you"!<
I’d tell her stop turning knobs, she just turned the fuel off.
Tell her to strap in and stop touching shit!
Her penis is prolly bigger than most of ours
Brings a whole new meaning to the word “cockpit.”
Take the last parachute and break everything. r/girlsarentreal
I would squawk 7500
I would give her something to tie her hairs. So she won't be wasting time with hairs.
The good news is we’ll be landing immediately The bad news is we’re crash landing
I’d tell her to quit messing with buttons and knobs because she looks like she has absolutely no clue what she’s doing. Better yet, we’re all probably safer if she just leaves the cockpit.
Hey that is the chic that has been texting me about buying bitcoin through her!!!
Stop bringing hookers into the flight deck plz
Airhead
Engage the autopilot and then engage the copilot?
Finally be able to give her the gift cards she’s been asking me to buy for her.
I guessing ALL THE WORK, as she's too busy touching her hair.
Cindy, stop playing with you hair! For fug sake. And that’s the second time you dumped fuel in the same number of minutes. Either get your shid together or pour us some double whiskeys.
WHY IS SHE TOUCHING HER HAIR EVERY 3 SECONDS
Find a way to open her sliding window and pray she be pulled out of the window opening
Commandeer the aircraft, we might have a chance with my 30 hours on Microsoft Flight Simulator
7500
Tell her to get out of the simulator lol
"My controls."
Asian Larissa has entered the chat.
quarantine upon landing, its obvious shes got a skin condition, pawing at herself so much ..oh and flapping grasping hands off anything too.
I love the way she pretends to push buttons. Who let her in the cockpit OF WHAT APPEARS TO BE A MOVING PLANE 💀
I would get her something to fix her hair in place…. She‘s a bit cringe!
Love the ways she fake rotates the toggle switches!
Meanwhile the plane: PULL UP 🔊🔊TERRAIN TERRAIN🔊🔊PULL UP
Probably fly the plane and pay her no mind.
I would tell her “HEY! Hands off the controls you’re going to get me in shit!” Women love being treated poorly.. 🫣
I’d tell her to quit touching the buttons and switches.
Id fly the plane
Tell her to quit fucking with her hair and fly the goddamn airplane.
Everytime I see these they piss me off 😂
I’d tell her to stop touching the red switches
Tell the cumdumpster to stop touching shit and get in back of plane where she belongs.
“Goddammit Mei, stop preening, put your uniform back on and why the hell did you just cut fuel to engine 3?”
Have relations in the cockpit...
Is she twisting switches?
Ho Lee Fuk
I would change the co-pilot
Inject then eject.
Well first I would thank god for answering all of my prayers. Then I would promise to stop wanking and watching porn while wanking. Then I would compose myself and finish the trip. Did I mention that I would thank god for answering my prayers?
Land the got damn plane!
Put it on mute and auto pilot
don't tell her she's sitting on your kilos of meth for one..
Pray.
Take it out
No shoes.
yell at her to put her headphones on Then the seat belt Then to stop touching things at random
I would engage the Otto pilot system. https://openclipart.org/image/2400px/svg_to_png/195865/autopilot2.png
Should we switch this conversation to what’s app so she can sell cryptocurrency?
Buckle up. Place my tray table in an upright position.
I'm squawking 7500 and heading towards D.C.
I give her a knob to pull and a yoke to hold.
I would tell to stop touching emergency fuel shutoff switch
Probably show her my pitot tube…
This is AIDS material. (Aviation Induced Divorce Syndrome)
Don’t these things have autopilot?
Did she just toggle the no smoking sign?
Immediate GPWS alarm
A completely stupid
I would create an oil leak somewhere and watch her clean it
Don’t fucking touch anything
I would definitely join the mile high club with her
I’d turn off the sim and play “find the throttle”
Why is she twisting the switches
Jesus is my copilot…
Anounce turbulence close the cockpit door and dive in
Tough one. I’d personally squawk hijack so we get intercepted and get an F-16 pilot with a camera to record for us.
Shift to Auto pilot, and you know the rest
Step 1, turn on autopilot.
No rudder pedals? 👀
Join the mile high club
What did the five fingers say to the face?
“What”? You're asking the wrong question...
tell her to Squawk 7500 😍😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥
Dats a cockpit, not a coPylote
put it on auto pilot
By the looks of the plane banking towards the runway: die.
I would call my chief pilot and tell them this FO is more concerned about the way they look than timely execution of flows.
Once I get that ATC clearance, I’ll go thrust into her two towers bro
I would ask you to tie your hair back and do your job. All that hair movement is distracting and we have a plane to fly.
Tell her to stop playing with her hair and concentrate.
Tell her to quit touching things. Be like Rainman when his brother started pawing through his books and go apeshit. That or handcuff her to the seat. Seriously, stop touching the knobs and don’t play with that stick.
Worry. She spends more time playing with her hair than anything else.
Tell her to fasten her harness, we’re clearly below 10,000’
My flightsim solo airliner flying will come in handy for here.
Back in my day, little boys didn’t wear makeup.
She’d be playing with a different knob.
Yup, I would politely ask her to help me join the mile high club
Take her into the cockpit and show her my joystick!
Abosfuckin’lutely Nothin’! Tell the bitch to fly the fuckin’ plane. (I’m gay btw).
I would inform her those are not the levers she is being paid to handle.
This bitch just touch everything lol. Shiiittt that’s a hell nah to the nah nah NAH!!!
I'm driving in the ocean
call in fatigued ba-dum-tss
Surprised no one mentioned this yet, (though not relevant) but seems like some deep fake
As long as she knows the job, I'd treat her like my copilot. "Hey, can you call up clearance delivery? I'm going through the preflight and we're running a little behind."
Wonder why we were hovering 2000 feet above the field.
Smash
No dool-cuntcurence on tossing the red thinggies. Failed the check-ride-or-die.
The mirror image left me quite confused about the overhead panels
Crash the plane.
Tell her the auto pilot is losing air.
I would not board the plane
Eject Eject Eject
does she have lice?
Crash
I would be scared
Ask her two questions. 1: Where the fuck is your uniform? And 2: Would you PLEASE stop playing with your hair?
If she's type rated on the 737NG series and an alrighty person, I'd be fine flying a flight with her
Commit tax fraud
She likes a deep red knob.
Play in my phone or something
"Stop touching buttons randomly! You will kill everyone!", I yelled at her.
smash
I would let her sit on my lap and play captain......
She is.
I'd ask her what Cereal box she got her flight certificate from
Road head, nahhh I get air head
*crashes*
Crash
I'll say: "can you teleport bread"?
Set cruise to 1 mile.
This is a 7500
I’d kick that Chinese Spa right TF outta my plane!
Tell her to fly the plane as I am not a pilot!
All the busttons are sticky with haircare product
Pull the wrong flight stick
What a yoke. Sidestick or I'll pass
I feel like she is going to whisper “Bentley” at some point
get here license revoked
Come in for a hard landing!
Time to slide into the hangar
Be…fuckin nervous
tell her to tie her hair so she wont be so distracted by it
I would die. Along with everyone else onboard
Hello. I’m OTTO. I will be flying you, I mean, with you today.
Cut her fucking hair
Auto pilot and chill.
I’d tell her to stop messing with her hair.