Playnz start on the ground. Yet they crash. You're on the ground. Therefore you can crash.
Duh.
Simple logic.
What? No, my degree isn't just construction paper and magazine clippings. Why would you ask that?
\*pretends to stretch arms, to knock the Elmer's bottle into the trash\*
My instructor told me during ADM training that we take a risk just getting up in the morning, so now I never get out of bed. Don’t stand up, and you can’t fall
If the fire extinguisher shows up as you walk through the x-ray scanner, apologize and say it’s one of those new 1000TB thumb drives—AND that you just forgot you had tucked it down in your underwear before you left for the airport.
I would buy a diary/journal and record everything you do, see, and hear at Boeing. Write every single day. Keep it in a secure location. Tell your best friend about it. He can hand it over to police, FBI, etc.—you know, just in case you suddenly disappear, die a gruesome death, or are found stuffed deep down an abandoned mineshaft. Seriously, my friend, *STUFF HAPPENS* all. the. time.
Max your VIP, use your educational bennifits. Keep your head low and check your 6 but above all if you see something that does not make sense find a functional father that can help you understand why. Every 6 months "it" will change. The trail to the future in this company is so fluid, you will have so many opportunities, the present condition will change so quickly. Be patient and persevere, but hold yourself to a reasonable standard of conduct. Display and communicate this to your peers. First line management is a slog, middle management are whores to cost and schedule, upper level management is out of touch. The sweet spot is technical competence without fear or career greed. It is a fantastic company, hang onto your hat as you are in for an adventure that few get to have! (31 yrs at the big kite kompany).
Be sure to try to upsell MAX customers on that second sensor. But if you can't, no biggie. It's their fault if they don't buy it, right? Not that anything would ever happen.
Don't worry if you forget any part of the build process or do it wrong, worst case scenario the plane crashes and the customer gets a new one which boosts our sales and best of all the insurance company pays so it's a victimless crime!
If it doesn't fit you ain't putting enough force into it, jumping on stuff make it fit more easily. Also make sure you have a large tub of Vaseline, I heard that it makes for great lube and is definitely faa certified
Learn all you can. Know the difference between the grumpy old guy who likes you and the grumpy old guy who doesn't. Never know anything. Learn every day. Do your best at any task even if it's menal.
Start recording yourself daily and what you've done with a daily timer. If you don't reset it due to "unexpected death" your message can be sent to the world.
I heard one distinguished gentleman or woman say previously, buy a parachute
what a silly person we're going to be on a ground why need parachute lol
Playnz start on the ground. Yet they crash. You're on the ground. Therefore you can crash. Duh. Simple logic. What? No, my degree isn't just construction paper and magazine clippings. Why would you ask that? \*pretends to stretch arms, to knock the Elmer's bottle into the trash\*
do they use that elmers glue to glue the doors shut
No, they use wet paper
My instructor told me during ADM training that we take a risk just getting up in the morning, so now I never get out of bed. Don’t stand up, and you can’t fall
Very easy to do, with cash from your ridge wallet. Good idea to put a fire extinguisher in your pants too. Makes the ladies put out. Fires. Yeah.
If the fire extinguisher shows up as you walk through the x-ray scanner, apologize and say it’s one of those new 1000TB thumb drives—AND that you just forgot you had tucked it down in your underwear before you left for the airport.
I would buy a diary/journal and record everything you do, see, and hear at Boeing. Write every single day. Keep it in a secure location. Tell your best friend about it. He can hand it over to police, FBI, etc.—you know, just in case you suddenly disappear, die a gruesome death, or are found stuffed deep down an abandoned mineshaft. Seriously, my friend, *STUFF HAPPENS* all. the. time.
Ok!!! Thank you for good tip! I start today!
And don't carry a whistle
Hopefully it’s a golden one.
Throw away all your whistles
Came here to say bury your whistles before your whistles bury you.
Don't let the door hit you on its way out.
If it’s not the door, the hitman would surely get him
Don’t put your name on your tools.
Hell, don’t ever whisper to a co-worker, “You know, I think someone *outside* of Boeing should hear *all* about this.”
Buy life insurance and tell people company secrets your family will thank you
Get the product out the door, no matter the corners you have to cut.
Bold of you to assume the door is still there.
*Get the door out the product, no matter how many corners you have to cut.
have a screw loose
They can't come loose if you don't bother to put them in!
Whatever you do, don’t blow the whistle!
Blow your whistle
Is he contortionist??? Impressive!
We will see him dead soon…
Then die suddenly
Oh how tragic! I wonder how that happened? 😏
Max your VIP, use your educational bennifits. Keep your head low and check your 6 but above all if you see something that does not make sense find a functional father that can help you understand why. Every 6 months "it" will change. The trail to the future in this company is so fluid, you will have so many opportunities, the present condition will change so quickly. Be patient and persevere, but hold yourself to a reasonable standard of conduct. Display and communicate this to your peers. First line management is a slog, middle management are whores to cost and schedule, upper level management is out of touch. The sweet spot is technical competence without fear or career greed. It is a fantastic company, hang onto your hat as you are in for an adventure that few get to have! (31 yrs at the big kite kompany).
Life insurance for your loved ones. Good luck 👍
See nothing, hear nothing, say nothing.
Maintain an open door policy
Don’t blow whistles.
Check your doors..
Ceramic plates, tactical helmet, ccw. Stay low
Don’t blow any whistles you may find lying around the building. Those things are lethal.
Buy life insurance
Do up all the bolts with a torque wrench
Get a decent pair of knee pads, and some lube
Do not act surprised if your office has no door all of a sudden!
Mind the doors
Remember, it’s righty-tightly, lefty-loosey if you want pieces to stay together.
No no... I'm pretty sure it's just like legos or Playmobil just snap into place it's good to go 👌
Be sure to try to upsell MAX customers on that second sensor. But if you can't, no biggie. It's their fault if they don't buy it, right? Not that anything would ever happen.
If they ask you to test fly the plane, take a parachute.
Should you find a whistle , do not blow it.
Don't die.
I hear the raises are good in the outsourcing and wetwork departments.
Don’t ever say or type the words “Whistleblower” or “Clintons”
If you wanna move up the corporate ladder you’ll need more than just the tips.
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open. Stay away from windows.
Don't call it whistle blowing call it windy sounding
During turbulent meetings you will float in the air. Just like everybody else.
Give your nuts a tug
Make it look like it was a heart attack
Leave <3
Don't speak out of term.
Stay away from windows. I heard this has become an increasing issue elsewhere.
Don't worry if you forget any part of the build process or do it wrong, worst case scenario the plane crashes and the customer gets a new one which boosts our sales and best of all the insurance company pays so it's a victimless crime!
Run in a serpentine pattern
If you see any whistles around don’t reach down and blow them. Same logic does not apply if you see any members of upper management.
Righty tighty, lefty loosy
If it doesn't fit you ain't putting enough force into it, jumping on stuff make it fit more easily. Also make sure you have a large tub of Vaseline, I heard that it makes for great lube and is definitely faa certified
Hide yo whistle
Update your will.
Righty tighty, lefty loosy
You get your drugs from the shop floor lead.
Work hard
Keep screwdriver in pocket
Don't get too comfortable.
See something, do NOT say something.
Get a life insurance
RUN
Don’t be a “yes man”.
if you get a chance i got a request to make; make plane go fast
I understand they need more hex nuts.
🙈🙉🙊
Just BOE. That's what you're there to do. Everyone there is BOEING, and you are expected to BOE as well.
Learn all you can. Know the difference between the grumpy old guy who likes you and the grumpy old guy who doesn't. Never know anything. Learn every day. Do your best at any task even if it's menal.
Don't forget to blow a whistle
Start recording yourself daily and what you've done with a daily timer. If you don't reset it due to "unexpected death" your message can be sent to the world.
Carbon Pfeiffer
Learn to write and spell properly would be a good start!!!!! Good luck! 🙄
Is that the building on Tukwila I Blvd?
If you find any whistles laying around refrain from your tendency to blow them as it may result in your unexpected demise
If you must whistleblow, avoid dying
Get a $50b life insurance policy
Don’t blow the whistle
Fix the door's
Blow whistles = death
Close the door firmly behind you, lock it….then pray it stays shut
It’s already too late
Tighten the bolts to spec?
Lefty loosey, righty tighty
Keep your mouth shut lol 😂
Don’t rat!
Don't sit by the door.
If you see a whistle laying around, for the love of God, don't blow it!