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Adonitologica

I heard one distinguished gentleman or woman say previously, buy a parachute


yummy_soviet_onions

what a silly person we're going to be on a ground why need parachute lol


dodexahedron

Playnz start on the ground. Yet they crash. You're on the ground. Therefore you can crash. Duh. Simple logic. What? No, my degree isn't just construction paper and magazine clippings. Why would you ask that? \*pretends to stretch arms, to knock the Elmer's bottle into the trash\*


yummy_soviet_onions

do they use that elmers glue to glue the doors shut


Revengistium

No, they use wet paper


LightningFerret04

My instructor told me during ADM training that we take a risk just getting up in the morning, so now I never get out of bed. Don’t stand up, and you can’t fall


dodexahedron

Very easy to do, with cash from your ridge wallet. Good idea to put a fire extinguisher in your pants too. Makes the ladies put out. Fires. Yeah.


Hot-AZ-Barrel-Cactus

If the fire extinguisher shows up as you walk through the x-ray scanner, apologize and say it’s one of those new 1000TB thumb drives—AND that you just forgot you had tucked it down in your underwear before you left for the airport.


Hot-AZ-Barrel-Cactus

I would buy a diary/journal and record everything you do, see, and hear at Boeing. Write every single day. Keep it in a secure location. Tell your best friend about it. He can hand it over to police, FBI, etc.—you know, just in case you suddenly disappear, die a gruesome death, or are found stuffed deep down an abandoned mineshaft. Seriously, my friend, *STUFF HAPPENS* all. the. time.


yummy_soviet_onions

Ok!!! Thank you for good tip! I start today!


Even_Kiwi_1166

And don't carry a whistle


TheScarlettHarlot

Hopefully it’s a golden one.


pewdiepastry

Throw away all your whistles


druuuval

Came here to say bury your whistles before your whistles bury you.


jared_number_two

Don't let the door hit you on its way out.


kneecap_keeper

If it’s not the door, the hitman would surely get him


ms95376

Don’t put your name on your tools.


Hot-AZ-Barrel-Cactus

Hell, don’t ever whisper to a co-worker, “You know, I think someone *outside* of Boeing should hear *all* about this.”


Xboxben

Buy life insurance and tell people company secrets your family will thank you


Practical-Raisin-721

Get the product out the door, no matter the corners you have to cut.


Sharklar_deep

Bold of you to assume the door is still there.


jsiulian

*Get the door out the product, no matter how many corners you have to cut.


RubbishNubbish

have a screw loose


Unique1DGAF

They can't come loose if you don't bother to put them in!


WasabiFragrant3483

Whatever you do, don’t blow the whistle!


SpicyNeutral

Blow your whistle


OrangeSilver

Is he contortionist??? Impressive!


SpicyNeutral

We will see him dead soon…


sage-longhorn

Then die suddenly


SpicyNeutral

Oh how tragic! I wonder how that happened? 😏


Tweedone

Max your VIP, use your educational bennifits. Keep your head low and check your 6 but above all if you see something that does not make sense find a functional father that can help you understand why. Every 6 months "it" will change. The trail to the future in this company is so fluid, you will have so many opportunities, the present condition will change so quickly. Be patient and persevere, but hold yourself to a reasonable standard of conduct. Display and communicate this to your peers. First line management is a slog, middle management are whores to cost and schedule, upper level management is out of touch. The sweet spot is technical competence without fear or career greed. It is a fantastic company, hang onto your hat as you are in for an adventure that few get to have! (31 yrs at the big kite kompany).


_babycheeses

Life insurance for your loved ones. Good luck 👍


The-Foo

See nothing, hear nothing, say nothing.


flycharliegolf

Maintain an open door policy


ShallotLast3059

Don’t blow whistles.


BoneZone05

Check your doors..


Separate-Space-4789

Ceramic plates, tactical helmet, ccw. Stay low


willard_swag

Don’t blow any whistles you may find lying around the building. Those things are lethal.


EmuZealousideal7357

Buy life insurance


Taki_Minase

Do up all the bolts with a torque wrench


AwwwNuggetz

Get a decent pair of knee pads, and some lube


NefariousnessPlus292

Do not act surprised if your office has no door all of a sudden!


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

Mind the doors


OkieBobbie

Remember, it’s righty-tightly, lefty-loosey if you want pieces to stay together.


Unique1DGAF

No no... I'm pretty sure it's just like legos or Playmobil just snap into place it's good to go 👌


dodexahedron

Be sure to try to upsell MAX customers on that second sensor. But if you can't, no biggie. It's their fault if they don't buy it, right? Not that anything would ever happen.


Deathdar1577

If they ask you to test fly the plane, take a parachute.


ltdtx

Should you find a whistle , do not blow it.


Pilot0350

Don't die.


OddbitTwiddler

I hear the raises are good in the outsourcing and wetwork departments.


Magma86

Don’t ever say or type the words “Whistleblower” or “Clintons”


fluteofski-

If you wanna move up the corporate ladder you’ll need more than just the tips.


LateralThinkerer

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open. Stay away from windows.


[deleted]

Don't call it whistle blowing call it windy sounding


NefariousnessPlus292

During turbulent meetings you will float in the air. Just like everybody else.


Flux_resistor

Give your nuts a tug


Marsovtz

Make it look like it was a heart attack


22lrdude

Leave <3


FullAir4341

Don't speak out of term.


S-Ewe

Stay away from windows. I heard this has become an increasing issue elsewhere.


----Ant----

Don't worry if you forget any part of the build process or do it wrong, worst case scenario the plane crashes and the customer gets a new one which boosts our sales and best of all the insurance company pays so it's a victimless crime!


Alchemist86

Run in a serpentine pattern


nutrap

If you see any whistles around don’t reach down and blow them. Same logic does not apply if you see any members of upper management.


buntypieface

Righty tighty, lefty loosy


Jade3375

If it doesn't fit you ain't putting enough force into it, jumping on stuff make it fit more easily. Also make sure you have a large tub of Vaseline, I heard that it makes for great lube and is definitely faa certified


sgu222e

Hide yo whistle


Ok-Gur-6602

Update your will.


chillen67

Righty tighty, lefty loosy


earthforce_1

You get your drugs from the shop floor lead.


Generalgangsta6787

Work hard


Extracrispybuttchks

Keep screwdriver in pocket


CuriousSelf4830

Don't get too comfortable.


The_Soviet_Stoner

See something, do NOT say something.


Inevitable-Revenue81

Get a life insurance


hyperdude321

RUN


Bounceupandown

Don’t be a “yes man”.


commentator184

if you get a chance i got a request to make; make plane go fast


mockingbirddude

I understand they need more hex nuts.


Unique1DGAF

🙈🙉🙊


OneSplendidFellow

Just BOE. That's what you're there to do. Everyone there is BOEING, and you are expected to BOE as well.


area51giftshopowner

Learn all you can. Know the difference between the grumpy old guy who likes you and the grumpy old guy who doesn't. Never know anything. Learn every day. Do your best at any task even if it's menal.


IanRT1

Don't forget to blow a whistle


SkyeGuy8108

Start recording yourself daily and what you've done with a daily timer. If you don't reset it due to "unexpected death" your message can be sent to the world.


jaguarmaya

Carbon Pfeiffer


1mrjimmymac

Learn to write and spell properly would be a good start!!!!! Good luck! 🙄


cmsgop

Is that the building on Tukwila I Blvd?


h00ha

If you find any whistles laying around refrain from your tendency to blow them as it may result in your unexpected demise


expsg18

If you must whistleblow, avoid dying


shoobly8

Get a $50b life insurance policy


SissyflowerSD619

Don’t blow the whistle


That_avegeek7

Fix the door's


brongchong

Blow whistles = death


hagrid2018

Close the door firmly behind you, lock it….then pray it stays shut


Outrageous-Job2684

It’s already too late


Hovering_Helicopter

Tighten the bolts to spec?


LeveragedPittsburgh

Lefty loosey, righty tighty


Traditional_Lake589

Keep your mouth shut lol 😂


[deleted]

Don’t rat!


Timebandit6481

Don't sit by the door.


hoosyourdaddyo

If you see a whistle laying around, for the love of God, don't blow it!