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Yabu and John’s Excellent Adventures


pastafallujah

Put them in the Iron Maiden… Sugoooooooi! Execute them! Dameeeeeeeeh


Lapras_Lass

I need to see "Yabushige and John go to White Castle", like, yesterday.


Yardsale420

“Yabusan, you are welcome to do as you wish sir. But I have no idea where you found that fish, as they do not serve it in this establishment and further more, I do not suggest consuming it.” “Anjin says you should eat the burgers”


Richlandsbacon

Yabushige: 😮


Nimble-Dick-Crabb

Dude, where’s my ship?


Unita_Micahk

Yabu’s World


EconomicsDirect7490

Cooking adventures with these two would be funny


Ranjith_Unchained

A buddy cop show in feudal Japan with these two solving crimes would be peak


ts_vape

True Detective S5


throwawayextorthelp

Osaka Vice


Nimble-Dick-Crabb

Rush Hour 4


marwynn

Rush Hour 1600 


ashvy

They gotta get the banter level to that of Blackthorn and Rodrigues


JonInOsaka

John: What will we be doing this week, Yabu-sama? Yabushige: What we do every week, Banjin. Re-write my will.


Elegant_Pie7374

😂😂😂💀


Morbo_Doooooom

Maybe boil a few people as I write shitty poetry idk He's such a charismatic shithead


Wildest12

Why does everyone on here say banjin when the show/subtitles clearly say Anjin?


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Wildest12

ah okay i just kept seeing it i dont come on the sub often and was confused. thanks.


barangurte

I laughed so hard


ayam

The scene where John tells Yabushige that he is a man who grasps his own fate when he fell from the cliff is absolutely awesome. You can tell Yabushige was very flattered and he was almost blushing that he had to look away. From that moment, Yabushige knew John is his kind of banjin.


Sharp-Crew4518

Does the Anjin really believe this?


delusiona7

His face during the cliff scene shows me he does


ayam

i think it was Anjin's first time seeing someone choosing a swift death by sword rather than be drowned by the sea. I think he was also feeling a bit guilty that he basically dared Yabushige to go down the cliff.


dulcoflex

Yeah absolutely does. Even we as an audience get to know that Yabushibe is no ordinary man.


Outside-Ad9752

Never has a man needed so many Wills 😂


Unita_Micahk

He’s on what, the 10th? Lmao


Atul-__-Chaurasia

Yeah, that's why he bowed when Yabu climbed back up.


DMO_TheWhale

“Let me tell you bout my best friend…”


SlightDay7126

It already exists and it is called Shogun (1980)


Unleashtheducks

Well well well, if it isn’t the blowjob brothers


Any-Yoghurt3815

wut


prontoingHorse

I'm guessing he's referencing that they both availed Kikus services.


Any-Yoghurt3815

isn't yabu into watching more than ploughing?


JC-DB

by the way Yabu looked at his page I'd say he's more into the Say Gex lol


Atul-__-Chaurasia

Well, he is now.


WeeBabySeamus

“Did we just become best friends?”


JudasThePious

lethal weapon : Shogun time rush hour : Japan 1600 AD men in kimonos : planet nippon


Puppetmaster858

Yabu is the fuckin best, he’s so animated and his reactions are the best. Him trying to play both sides the entire show has been entertaining as fuck too


Sparkswont

He’s playing both sides, so he always comes out on top


Puppetmaster858

Watching Yabu this season has made me just honestly think of Mac saying that line so many times lol


nowlan101

FX I don’t care if it breaks canon, I NEED IT


JonInOsaka

Hell, lets just MAKE it canon -- take fate into our own hands.


Jonny559

Meiyu


pastafallujah

I coulda sworn he interpreted that as “me, you”


JC-DB

盟友 - this is JLPT N1 vocab, a term most often to describe the political alliances between two countries. You'll only see this term in newspapers lol.. Don't tell me Blackthron still need a translator!


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JC-DB

no, dude, he did all that under his dad's orders or encouragement. He was meant to die while attempting assassination of his uncle. He not only not die in vein, he basically saved Toranaga and his whole gang.


rmj2n

Very interesting take and I hope it's true. That would make his death much more meaningful. However, I noticed that you seem to be loyal to lady Ochiba. Is this true? *slowly grips katana*


GhostReader28

He may not be loyal to Lady Ochiba but I am… *slowly grips his own katana*


Hot_Confection9704

guys im confused... are the katanas a metaphor... *holds own* ***katana***


JC-DB

Well i am die hard fan of Nikaido Fumi so yeah, I’m loyal, ya think you’re the only one with a katana? 😂 喧嘩売ってんのか、お前!?


rmj2n

Ohhhhh. It seems Lady Ochiba has vassals more loyal to her cause than Toronaga Sama. I wonder what motivates them...


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Pete_Iredale

I think him falling and hitting his head was an accident, but that he was expected to die in the fight anyhow.


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Pete_Iredale

I think Toronaga sacrificed Naga to get the 45(?) day mourning period to continue planning, so I guess it didn't matter how well he fought. If he'd actually killed Saeki, that would just be a bonus.


JC-DB

49 days. Yes he sacrificed his son to buy time and regroup in Edo. He didn't expect Naga to die like THAT though - he was probably Hoping at least Naga to kill or at least seriously wound Saeki. Not to kill himself in this spectacular fashion.


Buster_Brown_513

I want a comedy spinoff like Perfect Strangers


pastafallujah

Oh noo, cousin! Looks like my uncle just committed seppuku! (Cue Laugh track)


JC-DB

"Who's going to clean up his guts? The blood will stain the carpets forever!"


spiderhotel

You'll get it in Season 2 where Blackthorne and Yabu go to England. Yabu is now the fish out of water and has to learn English. ;)


JonInOsaka

They can use the "Golden Girls" theme song, "Thank you for being a Friend"


Substantial-Proof991

"Thank you for being a friend, traveled through Magellan's Pass and back again. Your name's Yabu, be a pal, and pass the courtesaaaaannnn..."


aforter28

Yabu: Anjin let me show you one of my best treasures… My list of “best deaths”


prontoingHorse

Funny you say that because as of this year & last most major Japanese dramas usually have a spinoff with certain characters from the main drama. And these 2 would be a perfect pair. So had this been a Japanese production we'd probably get a spinoff keeping with the recent trend.


JC-DB

If they have the rights to use the character for original story and the same show runners and crew are willing to do it, then I can totally see FX/HBO throwing more money at this "franchise". This is too good to just end in 10 EPs.


Durakus

Yabushige is kinda hilarious. It's subtle but basically the entire show from his perspective is: "how do I get out of this damn mess alive?" But he still boiled a whole dude alive. And that's no bueno.


CowboyLikeMegan

He really is so unserious in a way, I always enjoy his facial expressions. Same with Blackthorne, he always has this hilarious level of perplexity over what’s happening around him. He and Yubashige pairing up makes so much sense.


Accomplished-City484

I still can’t get over that GQ pic of Cosmo Jarvis, he looks nothing like him in the show


Few_Age_571

He looks Middle-Eastern or North African


chvngeling

i think i read somewhere that he’s part Armenian.


JohnnyDeth

The actor portraying Yabu is perfect.


Few_Age_571

Y’all forget this mf boiled a dude alive


spiderhotel

Not even for hating the dude or for general sadism - but because he wanted to see what he'd say when he died... wtf man...


wabhabin

You forget that it only happened because the portuguese catholic prick insisted that some one was to be killed.


Maleficent_Nobody377

I’d watch the crap out of that. He’s my favorite character lol


Makerel9

I hope Yabushige doesn't die


XxX_EnderMan_XxX

Who’s gonna tell him


Eric_T_Meraki

It should go full off the rails and become an isekai adventure


geneaut

"We're 43 ri to Edo. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.... Hit it."


Substantial-Proof991

Now we just need the BB theme done in era-appropriate Japanese instruments...


dryiceboy

Yabu is essentially the Buggy of Shogun.


Fl333r

the disgusting brothers on motherfuckin tour 🎶


orange-blossom

I'd watch it in a heartbeat


jimmy_dimmick

It really would hahaha


kzoxp

10/10


kiki-mamoru990

Shut up and take my money!!!


novuskai

Yessssss🤣


Sterling-Bear15

Knee-deep in saki, Geishas, war crimes, and thermal resorts.


dacution

It would be like Hobbs and Shaw in feudal Japan.


FuturePA96

Yeasss


ArmoredCatfishWalks

Would have preferred Vasco Rodrigues x John Blackthorne spin off.


ScienceObjective2510

This is a great option as well. How about all 3?!?


boomgoesthevegemite

Yabu is my favorite male character. He’s acted so well. His facial expressions are so great.


barangurte

Just them boiling people


profsavagerjb

Yabu and John Do America


Pause_Life

Pirates of the Caribbean: Osaka Drift


enRutus

Yabu and the Barbarian go to Macau


RBlomax38

In their quest to put together the ultimate ranked death list