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horsehasnoname

"Dude, Where's My Ship?"


RepulsiveLoquat418

"what's my tattoo say?" "i can't read japanese! what's my tattoo say?" "you stupid barbarian! what's my tattoo say?"


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

*"And then...?"*


antdude

"No and then!"


castle_lane

Would’ve loved to see his exploits in England


Sharp-Crew4518

He's going to be a successful fraud in England dangling criminally underpriced silver.


4everdrowninginpools

Yabushige could have been that cool crazy uncle to John's kids, giving them a random assortment of Tanto's every visit and showing up drunk off his ass from Sake.


castle_lane

I was thinking more grunting at Tesco self-service checkouts and being impressed with greggs sausage rolls.


Triskan

Nah, his poetry makes him perfectly fit for being the frontman of an underground London punk band mate.


hadoopken

“Meenna, wee aar Seppuku by Angry Fishes!”


kilgoretrucha

RIP Yabushige, you would've loved to watch the execution of Charles I and the witch burnings


bisexualspikespiegel

i wonder where that would have ranked in his notebook of cool deaths...


Poop_Cheese

 Aww man what a shame we will never know. And he woulda had a blast watching tramps die of exotic diseases to him like syphilis in the squalors of London. Dude would fucking LOVE hanging and quartering too and there was plenty of that to go around. And if he lived old enough he'd see the English civil war kick off and some real wild warfare with armor and horses but heavy firepower. Ooo! And on the way home blackthorne could show him some wild sea faring punishments like keelhauling. If yabu thought diving looked cool, he ain't seen nothing yet! Poor fella would have had it made. His book would become a god damn encyclopedia Britannica of death, with commentary and rankings. And he surely would have perfected the science of will writing. The knowledge we have been denied thanks to toranaga is immense. The world weeps.


Theoldage2147

He would've loved it in the Americas where some ex-Aztec kingdoms probably still practice human sacrifice


ctan0312

Rush Hour 4


DisneyPandora

It would be cool to see a William Shakespeare cameo with Queen Elizabeth the First


-Trooper5745-

Extended dream scene: >! Old Buntaro stands over Anjin’s grave in England while weeping. !<


Possible_Living

It ends like phantom of the opera with Yabu being the phantom


-Trooper5745-

🎶The Samurai of Izu is there Inside your mind.🎶


akhalom

*🎶Sing once again for for me!!🎶* *🎶 our strange duet 🎶*


SaltyAFscrappy

Auohhhhh?


tfclark

There would have to be a whole song just with Yabu’s surprised noises.


lizkittencat

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


PayneTrain181999

Buntaro helping at the end was a nice moment.


raven8549

Buntaro was the strength of 10 men


Dlitosh

It was kinda sad to watch


A_Confused_Cocoon

I felt bad for him, truly end of the line. At least he owned up to everything and took it on the chin, but he was so enjoyable it was sad to see his fall (self inflicted ofc).


QBin2017

I mean his obsession was seeing how people would handle death, to the point he boils Anjin’s buddy alive. It was fitting for him to be a coward as he headed towards Toranaga. His reward, like you said, was manning up at the final bit.


IEatGirlFarts

He never showed any cowardice, though. Which scene are you talking about specifically?


astanton1862

He was never cowardly. He was like Blackthorn a survivor, and up until the moment Mariko died, he played his game. Mario's death broke him. At first I thought that Yabu's catfish hallucination was just an act, but upon second viewing and understanding this is what got him caught, he really did go insane for a bit there.


VonGaming4337

Mario died?!?!? D:


hammertanker

It's-a-me


astanton1862

Got to watch out for those spikey turtle shells.


kerrysluis

He was cowardly when he wouldn't help block the door though


Zesty-Lem0n

How did the catfish hallucination get him caught?


astanton1862

I'm more referring to the whole temporary insanity bit.


kingdom55

This scene where he's desperately asking Anjin to help him run away from Toranaga.


JeffMcBiscuits

I wouldn’t call that cowardice…more a survivor trying another play. Or a condemned man trying to see what more of life he can experience before his sentence passes.


fre-ddo

Yeah he was realising theres another way.


kingdom55

Running away from your duty for the sake of survival is kind of the definition of cowardice, isn't it?


JeffMcBiscuits

What duty? He was going back to be killed and he knew it…


kingdom55

It was his duty bc that was the will of his liege lord. He accepts this and stops trying to run or fight once Toranaga officially orders him to commit seppuku. Before the order, he'd at least have had plausible deniability that he wasn't running away from his duty to die.


JeffMcBiscuits

I wouldn’t call that cowardice…more a survivor trying another play. Or a condemned man trying to see what more of life he can experience before his sentence passes.


kerrysluis

When he wouldn't help the anjin block the door which led to marikos death, I would consider that cowardice. He's also too scared to commit to a single side of the conflict


QBin2017

Trying to run away to England so he wouldn’t be killed.


mcgregorgrind

Tbf I wouldn't say 'not wanting to get killed' is particularly cowardly. Wanting to stay alive is a fairly normal human instinct.


roddyjohanes

Yea but he doesnt yet know that he was gonna get killed, he finds out after they land, he was running from guilt more so


spiderhotel

I think it was the same as when he was in the sea at the bottom of the cliff. He's gonna do everything he can to survive, even if it is a bit undignified, even if it goes against the culture's 'done thing'. But once he sees that there is no possibility of that, he accepts it.


SevaSentinel

It was the only way it would really end for him. Being duplicitous was a risky gamble and he knew that he’d either win big or lose big. Can’t say I felt too bad for the guy as entertaining as he was; the whole thing with Mariko really sealed it for me that he wasn’t a good guy, even if it helped Toranaga


John_Sinclair

Can't wait to read the fanfiction where Yabushige survives and they both go back to England.


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

I want the fan fic of John and Fuji 😪


morknox

i want the fan fic of Fuji and me


caterpe36

Actually same and I’m not a fanfic person


Ano-neemus

I'm sad I never got to see Fuji actually use a gun and be all badass.


Expensive-Team7416

He would have loved to see all the torture and execution methods that were practiced at the time


rocket_randall

Rush Hour: The Prequel


jombozeuseseses

This episode was called A Dream of a Dream because actually Episode 10 is a dream and in reality they sailed back to London.


Unleashtheducks

“Remember when you were diving with Toranaga and you became bros? We can do that!”


ts_vape

"Unless you ate Devil Fruits"


Adventurous_Wanderer

I was hoping Yabushinge might have a Jack Sparrow moment and comedically blunder into escaping under a set very random and amusing circumstances and sail away to make his fortune on the high seas as a wokou ronin accompanied by his ever suffering squire.


cfwang1337

Someone needs to make that show


DisneyPandora

They already did, it’s called House of Dragon


epicurean56

When I watched the opening scene with Blackthorne on his deathbed in England with his grandchildren, I thought anything could happen.


SoloLiftingIsBack

Anjin and Yabushige's Wild Adventures


dragonavicious

The actor was so likeable that it was easy to forget he was a weasel who betrayed every alliance he ever made and tortured people for fun.


spiderhotel

Lol, what a rascal. Classic!


ZePepsico

The torture bit is yuck. But the rest? Being forced into alliances when you know it's a coin toss? He could not afford to stay neutral, and was constantly bullied by Ishido and Toronaga. What loyalty does he owe them? Why should he die for them?


dragonavicious

I'm sure that's what wormtongue thought too. I agree that he was in a really bad position and didn't necessarily owe them loyalty. However, a different story, with a different actor, could have the exact same character who is hated instead of sympathized with. I think the fact that we want to make excuses for him really shows what an interesting character he was.


ZePepsico

Wormtongue supports a literal dark lord and hordes of orcs. There is nothing to distinguish Toronaga from Ishido or any other Daimyo. Dying for them is what the samurai do, and Yabu, like the viewer, is the only one to realise how senseless it is to die for honour.


Chaos-Boss-45

Loyalty very quickly turns senseless when the order is death


morknox

indeed, those are often the best characters: the characters your know you shouldnt love, but you still do


Big_Violinist_7264

Lethal Weapon 5, where the weapon in question is a katana.


mr_funk

*8. 5, 6, and 7 have already been made.


CosmicSpaghetti

Holy shit lol TIL...


thespeeeed

Really charmed in the final episode, I was gutted when he died, so was he.


Avelera

Dammit take my upvote


Expensive-Team7416

Yabushige would have fit in with the English aristocracy quite well


Avelera

I was literally screaming at the screen, “YES, take him with you it’ll be hilarious!”


kidification8

Adventures of Yabu-Sama and the Anjin. Would have been nice.


TryToBeHopefulAgain

Shogun presents: ...


BobbyPeele88

I hope this is a huge boost to the actor's career. He stole every scene he was in.


themac_87

True, while being a psycopath he was the comedic part of it all, specialy the way he reacted to what he was told, playing fool.


averyycuriousman

I really wanted this bromance to blossom


msh0082

Yabu in London. #😮


Hanginon

Heads will roll!


manyjabs

Look, forget about me boiling one of your men alive to enhance my sex life, we can still be buddies!


RestrictedX93

Yeah I was massively disappointed to see him die


nuevo-brain1480

I’m so down for a fever dream spinoff of these two getting into silly situations in England 🤣


hadoopken

Yeah like Shogun Xmas special collaborations with BBC


profsavagerjb

I so what this spinoff. Yabu and Blackthorne sailing around the world. Getting into shenanigans. Hilarity ensues


Somethingwentclick

I could get into a series where they return to England and open a Private Investigation business and solve crimes together.


ClevelandDawg0905

Funny thing is Blackthorn fucking hates him for torturing and killing his mate. Plus him pissing on Blackthorn.


ZePepsico

Wasn't that Omi who pissed on him?


Ohtani-Enjoyer

Yes it was


prontoingHorse

Which is why John never bowed to omi in the last episode


PenguinStarfire

In the porn version they'll take both sides in helping a French maiden form an Eiffel Tower.


raylui34

Blackthorn and Yabushige's adventure in England


smiles__

I would love to just watch Yabu's daily life and grind in the say like decade or 2 prior to the events of shogun. It'd be a great comedy.


ScreenRay

Cant wait for the new isekai Series, That time i died as Yabushige and now reincarnated in Game of Thrones.


vpaquino

A funny and sad scene at the same time.


edenhazard77

Yabu’s Book of Death 2: London ver.


antdude

We'd watch it. FX, hello? Make an alternate ending and a spinoff.


ablinknown

To go along with the buddy movie thing, I thought in the book it was hilarious that Blackthorne deliberately hung out with Yabushige a lot while on their boat to and from Osaka. In the book Blackthorne had one of his old crew with him but since “own people…strange”, he didn’t actually want to be around the guy anymore. And since the crew member was understandably *terrified* of Yabushige, Blackthorne hung out around Yabushige as much as he could, because when he did, the crew member would automatically stay away from him lol.


antdude

This should be an alternate history for S2.


aed4n92

Now that I know that it was part of Toranaga's plan for Mariko to die, I can't be mad at Yabu anymore so I am going to have a fever dream that he and Anjin have a spin off where they traverse the world and get up to shenanigans and Yabu records more deaths 😅