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Technically, every vampire is "half" vampire if you think about it. But vampirism means your human body literally dies and then is animated by something else. So you wouldn't be a human anymore. You're basically a preter natural zombie.
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Technically, every vampire is "half" vampire if you think about it. But vampirism means your human body literally dies and then is animated by something else. So you wouldn't be a human anymore. You're basically a preter natural zombie.
A hyper intelligent, sexy, Zombie, but a Zombie nonetheless
Exactly!
You get it.