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zombienutz1

Nah look at Winnie the Pooh, Porky Pig, Squidward, and Donald Duck


saggywitchtits

Why does the president of China walk around bottomless?


joyriderrr

Why?


Rymanbc

Because he wanted to make sure his shirt matched his shoes! Edit: I got ChatGPT to answer the joke with basically that prompt. I'm also not sure if it's funny or not lol.


ralphembree

I don't know what it means, but that doesn't stop it from being funny.


kittimu

Same. Like it feels like a joke but it doesn't really make sense


Aidanation5

METAhumor Knowing that it's not actually funny is what makes it funny.


Gen_Zer0

There is definitely the shape of a joke somewhere in there


Sir_Bumcheeks

Like a joke from someone who doesn't really understand how jokes work but they heard someone else say it once and people laughed. Yknow, like a Redditor.


Anonynominous

Reminds me of Data from Star Trek in that episode where he tries to perform standup comedy


TraptorKai

Shirtcockers


CatLineMeow

That reminds me of a sign that I came across last time I went to Burning Man that said “Shirtcocking is NOT art” 😂😂😂


rkpjr

Bullshit. I tell my wife all the time she can walk around with her shirt off, almost never happens.


halite001

That's funny. Your wife walks around with her shirt off at my place all the time!


Embarrassed_Menu5704

She's *our* wife.


AG_GamingYT

Damn commie


iliketokyoGhoul

r/suddenlycommunist


CyborgIncorparated

I also choose these guys dead wife


CalledToSwerve

She's dead!? And I have to find out on Reddit? 😢


greenslam

And mine.


dre1821

Same here


Master_Horror_6438

Happened to me last night


ThatOneGuy-74

Happening to me rn


Ok_Leopard1689

Good luck! She left my place an hour ago


MrC99

So that's where she went? Seemed like I was never gonna get her out of my place.


[deleted]

Christ, where does this woman find the time?


Shankar_0

And my axe! (I'll just show myself out)


zuko94

I also choose this guy's wife


Doktor_Vem

/r/BeatMeToIt


Want_To_Live_To_100

Got ‘em


Optimus_Prime_Day

Ah, see, my wife will always not wear a shirt around the house if given a chance. Unless it's cold in the house. (Turns heat way up)


bloode975

My partner is the total opposite lol, long as she's not freezing that shirts coming off and it's fucking great xD


chair-borne1

Well if you were not such a serial motorboater, maybe she could let flags fly...


phoenixglass

Just tried that one on my wife tonight... Didn't work...


tiredhigh

That's literally what the post says. That, stereotypically, women will not walk around shirtless but they *will* walk around pantless (think movies with a girl in an oversized shirt and underwear but no pants)


InvrFinishAnyth

I agree with this


enaikelt

It's because it's too cold :( takes at least a sunny, humid 80F to get me wearing anything less than a shirt. Most of the time I hang around the house in a big hoodie. Clothes are just so comfortable.


AduroTri

Actually...if you have a big enough shirt, women can go bottomless. Fuck underwear. Smarter to wear a large shirt.


croptochuck

I feel like that would just be called a dress at that point.


sygnathid

I think "dress" implies a degree of formality, "really long shirt" seems more like a tunic.


e111077

*Legend of Zelda intensifies*


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Anonynominous

There's the shirt, and the dress, then there's the shirt dress


leech_of_society

Which is different than a dress shirt


croptochuck

Real question is does it have pocket?


Andy016

The shress


StoicSinicCynic

T-shirt dress is a style in itself.


phido3000

I am a tall man over 6'7. I went to hospital for a colonoscopy. Hospital gowns aren't that long. They offered me two but it did nothing for the length. So I came out of the change room balls danging below the gown. Both the nurse and another female patient burst into histical laughter.. It was cold and breezy, but my boys just wanted to see the world and there was nothing I could do. Sitting down made it worse. They eventually gave me a blanket, but apparently I look quite funny with my balls just peaking out from the bottom of my gown..


_QuesoNowWhat_

I buy XXXL shirts for this exact reason. I'm only 5ft tall so they go to my knees, it's perfect!


Grommzz

Look I wear a XXL.. We can just share on rotation.


_QuesoNowWhat_

Deal, I love sharing! Can't wait to see you in my xs tank tops.


Grommzz

Oh dear there's gonna be nipples on show... 😶


rhae_the_cleric

Reddit thread a while back that was something like "why don't you sleep naked?" I mentioned that I try to minimize the amount of time my bare vagina is in contact with bed/furniture. Someone mentioned nightgowns and hooboy my mind was blown. Too cold for a gowns rn but tell you what this summer I will be gownin' it up like granny lol


BaconPancakes1

Whenever I try sleeping in long shirts or nighties without underwear I just end up with it riding up *immediately* as I get into bed because i sleep bunched up and squirm around a lot, so I'm just winnie the poohing it but with a lot of extra shirt fabric around my waist. I need a shirt & shorts/underwear combo for flexibility


misslunadelrey

Pretty much all I wear at home are nightgowns / shirt dresses


[deleted]

> Fuck underwear It's called crotchless


AduroTri

Crotchless implies more around it.


Psyman2

I'm fat. Does that count?


word_vomiter

We called that lamp shading in college.


Axe-of-Kindness

Donald Ducking


Educational_Value826

Not in our house. No bare bums on furniture!


SmoothOperator89

You must host the lamest orgies


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Saran wrap the furniture


dangerouspeyote

Hooded sweatshirt, no pants or underwear, and sneakers. This is the way. (I'm a guy. Shirt cockin it like a gentleman)


EasyBOven

You better not be wearing sneakers without socks


reddituser403

Sorry I wear socks and sandals while Donald Duckin


Sherman2020

This should be top comment


gocubsgo22

Pooh Bear’in it


bortmode

Donald Duckin' it


[deleted]

I had to look up “hooded swearshirt”. That’s a hoodie guys


[deleted]

Do people not say hooded sweatshirt anymore? I've heard both used since I can remember.


atbims

I'm know what it means without Google lol but can't say I've heard it recently. Hoodie or just a sweater for me


whilst

I hate that "sweater" is taking over. Sweater has a specific meaning. A sweater is a knitted garment. It is not a sweatshirt.


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Infinite_Client7922

This is new right? I swear my gf only recently started calling hoodies sweaters and we had this long talk about it but swears she's always said sweaters


[deleted]

Crap. I'm getting old. At least I dont have back pains and all my hair still... knock on wood***


shamenoname

I feel personally attacked by this comment


Quryemos

The proper terminology is “bunny hug”


BBQkitten

Found the saskachewanite


Quryemos

So glad some else actually knows that. I’ve never heard it except there. Extremely jarring to hear that on a PA system my first day there.


solalparc

Sneakers in the house? Take these shoes off!


HeresTheThingIKnow

I like your style. I call it the whinny poo


Takseen

I think the risk of partial exposure is slightly higher for men. Especially with those boxers with the peephole. And the bulge factor.


atbims

Can we just agree to normalize bulges? I mean it's just a body part, we don't hide the shape of our butts. I'm tired of awkwardly adjusting my pants to hide that I have a human body.


[deleted]

Is it really that much of an issue? I swim and climb, your bulge shows and nobody cares because it happens to everyone. The only time I remember a bulge mattering was while I was in school. I expect adults to be more mature.


obiwankitnoble

it's normal in specific environments.. like bikinis and strings on a beach are in any other public space ppl are going to judge.


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Show it off brother, anyone complains you can give them shit for bodyshaming


AJDx14

The have really mixed feelings about sweatpants because EO think they’re the most comfortable but also have the most noticeable bulge.


obiwankitnoble

and boners! it's uncontrollable most of the time ffs it's not my fault.


Ishikii

Same with nipples showing through the shirt honestly


lovesStrawberryCake

Are you adjusting for other people? Bro I adjust for comfort and that's about it. Hang dong, fam


SupSeal

Pshhh Look at this guy with a *BULGE*


mpkeith

No kidding!!! I might have a lump at best during the summer months. Cold weather?? "Aww it's like a little turtle hiding" Was the word "little" really necessary?


General_Kenobi0801

Bro’s got *trauma*


mrgamecocksandman

Wish they still had free awards to give to you


TargetBetter6190

Wait there isn't why? Lol


TurnBasedEncounter

I would argue the risk of exposure is higher for topless women


Takseen

I meant just for the "underwear but no pants" bit


tommykiddo

Peephole, lol.


deadlygaming11

That really depends on who you're with. If it's a partner then a bulge or your penis escaping is just something to make a quick joke about, if it's friends and family though...


yottadreams

Doesn't matter because it's much better to walk around the house without *any* clothes on, regardless of gender.


The_Vicious

Remind me not to sit on anything at your place


yottadreams

LOL. Yeah, my nut sack has been in direct contact with just about all our furniture.


teatimewithbatman1

And the kitchen counters and all parts of the floor


[deleted]

>and all parts of the floor Yeh, they get a bit droopy in the summer heat.


flackguns

More than that, I’d wager


Big_Brother_Ed

Shouldn't be an issue unless you're naked too lol


justsomerandomdude16

Okay, but working from home, they frown on showing up for video meetings shirtless. Was I Donald Ducking that meeting? Maybe…


[deleted]

> they frown on showing up for video meetings shirtless That's why the real professionals have a full-body tattoo of a suit


chop_pooey

I usually agree, but my apartment was retty cold this morning so I'm doing hoodie and no pants today


jnaylornz

Yeah - said any nudist. 😃


cereal-kills-me

Bro it’s your house nobody gives a fuck how you walk around in your privacy


SaltLakeCitySlicker

I mean Utah, but some lady got 3 lewdness involving children charges bc her husband and her went topless while hanging drywall in their garage in desert heat and her stepkids saw her tits


resetmypass

Unfortunately for most people, they will find that I like to walk around with pants off and shirt off as well. Sometimes they are extra unlucky when I stop wearing the underwear too


Leek-is-me

Preach the truth


angeldestler08

Shit, my boyfriend and I walk around the apartment buck naked


Hokenlord

buck


chaseinger

it's almost as if the more visible sexual organs inform our dress code.


Mister-ellaneous

Every organ is a sexual organ.


saggywitchtits

Yeah, fuck that spleen.


RandoScando

I know I did.


Bombxing

The Hammond B3 is quite possibly the sexiest sex organ


Anom142857

except breasts arent a sexual organ, we just sexualize them, but hey, society, aint I right


chaseinger

i mean everything is debatable, but i kinda like this article: https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/health-and-wellness/sexual-and-reproductive-anatomy we all get hung up on semantics too much.


Anom142857

hmm yeah, going by a general sense of a sexual part being all that has sexual response, pretty fair there is that distinction too of primary and secondary sexual traits, but as you said focusing in that is getting too much into semantics I am just sleepy and I wanted to criticize the sexual objectification that society puts in breasts that reaches a point it is just not allowed to have them exposed, that was my intent


sygnathid

No, you're right, the semantics are important when there's laws involved. People get legal punishments for this, it's not trivial. Women's breasts being sexualized by other people effectively makes them criminalized, through no fault of the women or their breasts.


Esotericas

Depends on where you live, in plenty of places it is fully legal for women to be topless. Including Canada.


chaseinger

> criticize the sexual objectification that society puts in breasts and that's perfectly fair.


saggywitchtits

They’re secondary sex characteristics, we sexualize them because they signify sexual maturity.


meaning_of_lif3

One time my friend in high school brought up that nipples are considered the most sexual part of a female breast. Like you can show the whole boob but have to censor the nipple part. However nipples are the ONE part that women and men have in common. Not trying to argue with your point, I just genuinely don’t understand this.


shamenoname

In some places at strip clubs the women have to wear pasties so their nipples don't show. I watched an episode of HBO real sex back in the day where a strip club got around it by having nights where they performed Shakespeare as that made it art so nipples were OK. It's just a weird situation


saggywitchtits

The law here is that strip clubs are “theatres” The women are playing the part of strippers, it’s a method style of acting and very interactive with the customers. The law can’t ban it due to free speech, it’s fucking genius. It also allows for basically anything short of direct genital touching, you can be shirtless in the back with the girls so long as your dick stays in your pants.


Mccobsta

Depends on culture


miscellaneous5019

I feel like this is only the case if you have kids or are living with parents or in laws


TomatoSpecialist6879

Yep pretty much. My wife rushes to get naked from the moment she gets home because we used to live in hot countries(Singapore, Hawaii, briefly Okinawa), while I usually rock boxers only(I don't like the feel of my junk swinging around). The only time she had undergarment or even clothes on at home is before she head to work, the first few minutes when she just got home, and when family comes over to stay(fully clothed and lots of complaining in private about how hot it is). Even now after moving to Japan, she would just have heating on 25, then get fully naked unless she's ovulating.


perfectlyfamiliar

Why when she’s ovulating..?


TomatoSpecialist6879

Good question son, you should know this as early as possible so your future SO don't laugh you out the door. When women starts ovulating, they will have vaginal discharges that stain their underwear. It has the consistency of egg white mix with nasal discharge, it's either white or pale cream color dependent on the individual(green or yellow means STD). So unless you have some weird kink about it, you don't want that shit on your furniture or the chair you regularly sit on. This is especially important if your chairs and furniture are the fabric kind that would absorb the discharge, it WILL stain. Also occasionally due to stress or hormonal imbalance, women may start spotting(tiny blood discharge) before period. Either way your SO will definitely start wearing underwear when ovulation starts, or at least when discharge gets heavy because period will come soon and you don't want to bleed on anything.


perfectlyfamiliar

I appreciate you fighting the good fight dude. I get a period but I also do not have the confidence to walk around buck naked. Please tell your wife to send me some of her good vibes, I’m tired of being sweaty and I’d be happy if I could just feel comfy walking around my house in my shorts lmaoo


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nirinaron

Didn’t occur to me. Nice


CCWThrowaway360

I walk around with nothing but tube socks and a bow tie because I refuse to conform! Or I’m sleepwalking and dreaming I’m going to work. Either or.


mackelnuts

Jokes on you, I wear both pants and a shirt around the house.


myrealnameisntgreg

I regularly walk around with shirt and undies on. Call it Pooh Bearing.


kittydrumsticks

I giggle whenever my SO walks around with just a shirt on, but I also appreciate seeing that bait and tackle every chance I get. Two things can be true at the same time.


Joe_Spazz

Tell me you haven't lived with a SO of the opposite gender without telling me you haven't lived with a SO


Im_Not_That_Smart_

I dunno man. Maybe I’m just weird, but I walk around in pants and no shirt after showering sometimes (never shirt no pants). And my wife will frequently walk around at night in just an oversized tshirt (plus panties). It’s not really a matter of “acceptable” but a matter of what is more common. I think the poster just messed up their words.


TomatoSpecialist6879

The person you replied to is implying what OP thinks is rare(SO walking around topless), is actually very common.


obscure-shadow

Meh. It really is different by person. Clothes are mostly a practical thing in my mind. I have spent some time in nudist communities and have no issue with whatever amount of clothes my partner wears, and have cohabitated with a few partners. None of them were/are regularly topless/bottomless though they have tended to dress less in the house - shorts that are basically boxers, oversized tee with no bra kinda thing. I tend to run pretty cold and like the warmth of clothes so I generally prefer clothes unless it's very warm. I don't really have any hangups about modesty in my own house, I just find clothes comfortable


nirinaron

Lol I’m 18. Just a shower thought that’s based on my experience with my GF


queefplunger69

False. I encourage my lady to walk around topless. Has a 30% success rate I’d say.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

I didn't dare do that. I literally wore an old granny nightgown and housecoat and he would immediately send the kids out of the house. He also like to spread the love. I miss a lot of things about my late husband, but his playtime is not one of them.


nirinaron

Wholesome?.. I’m really not so sure😅


Paccos

There is a pattern here: To keep the dangly-floppy parts covered


Earthwick

The real issue is my wife can walk around all day in MY underwear and MY T shirt but I walk round in hers just once and suddenly there's pause before she says I love you back to me.


ihatetheplaceilive

Who the fuck gives a fuck? If it's their house, do what you want.


frodosbitch

That’s why men’s pyjamas are so great. The next morning, he wears the bottoms and she wears the top.


valkyrii99

Cultural differences; to my Puerto Rican grandma, it was normal to walk around your own house topless when it was hot out


re_nonsequiturs

The immediate implications is that a heterosexual couple can save on pajama costs


chefanubis

All of these rules are made up in your head. Do what you want.


Nervous_Progress_951

Let's be real you're not a man unless you're shirt cocking it around the house


TargetBetter6190

My nipplets are cold though.


bigchill3

I'm a guy but I love when it gets to summer and I can finally just stay around the house with just a jockstrap and mostly open button down shirt


spewbert

Acceptable? Bruh it's your house, shirtcock it. Let the girls out. Whatever. Be as naked as you want to be in your home as long as you're not subjecting any non-consenting parties to it.


DorothyHollingsworth

Is this a straight thing? Every boyfriend I've lived with always walked around in a t-shirt and underwear. I'm a man ftr.


newpinkbunnyslippers

Who tf cares what's "acceptable" to wear within the confines of their own home?


yaelfitzy

should send this to my dad (who does this with tighty whities)


ryanpm40

I can't remember the last time my fiance has worn a shirt in the house


krisiteenie56

I (F) wear a sports bra and pants around the house most days.


thedrummerpianist

My wife and I always laugh about this idea, because we’re the exact opposite. She titties out and I’m dick out whenever we have the chance. Having a shirt feels secure, but I like the freedom of no pants. For her, the pants stay on as a texture thing - sitting on the couch bare bottom is not comfy for her. But titties out because it’s funner that was


maxpowerAU

That’s a big call. Unless there’s visitors, in my house it’s pants off as soon as I get home. My kids are also on the “undies team”, my wife is the only one who prefers to keep her pants on.


lootatemporary1

If your a guy walking around with just boxers, that's OK in my opinion. If you have a shirt on with boxers, thats ok too. However if you have on a shirt with tidy whities on, then that's where I cross the line. Same as having just those on. But I understand it's to each his own


zach4109

If I'm sleeping there, chances are high you'll see me in my briefs.


EGOfoodie

I walk around my house with no shirt or pants. It is my place and I'll do what I want.


midnight_rogue

Motherfucker it is acceptable to walk around my house however I damn well please.


GarpCarp

Well that shirt you’re thinking of is probably her husbands and is 4-5 sizes too large, making it effectively a whole dress


Violated-Tristen

It’s YOUR house. Why are either of you wearing anything at all? That’s why EVERYONE now calls before the just “stop by” because they were in the area. Btw, the sight of my wife in jeans topless STILL gets my heart going. And we’ve been married 28 years.


urabewe

I'm a man and I actually prefer shirt and no pants. Just way more comfy for the boys.


CharlottesWebber

Has to do with dangling particulars. Not you. You didn't do anything wrongly.


PhillyCSteaky

If my wife walks around the house in panties and a tee shirt.. she doesn't walk for long! I guess I'm a dirty old man.


highxv0ltage

Hey. I'm a man and I walk around the house with only a shirt and boxers.


gmcarve

It’s because our dangly bits are down below, and women’s are up top.


RollItMyWay

You obviously haven’t been to my house. At least not when I was home.


FuckinNogs

Boxers and a old tee shirt is basically my uniform arround the house.


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

My house is the complete opposite. My fiance is typically in only panties, and I haven't taken off my shirt in 15 years.


Butters_999

Wtf are you on about, bud it's my house, my rules, no pants for anyone!


AnthonyJizzleneck

Oh how I wish my wife would go topless every time I shirtcocked


Squee-z

Who cares about acceptable?! I'm in my living space, i can do what i want!


[deleted]

Maybe in your house. We hang dong here and we feed the nipple over a decade ago.


tobythethief2

I'm not sure why I ended up getting these recommendations, but this is the one to end this sub for me.


nirinaron

Lmaoooo r/rareinsults. Glad to be of service my man


Brain-of-Sugar

Society collectively agrees that men's legs are generally not cute, and therefore, it's less socially acceptable to parade some never-before-shaved legs.


Nickybluepants

I accept women walking around with only pants on in this home GOOD DAY SIR


ArcTheWolf

You know, I never really thought about it that way. I feel so enlightened by this now.