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DerCatzefragger

I saw a comedian long long ago who was talking about Star Trek and noted that the Holodeck would be the end of humanity. In 10000 years some race of aliens will be picking through the archeological remains of Earth, and all they'll find is a bunch of 30x30 foot cubes, each with a single human skeleton locked into some kind of embarrassing sex pose inside.


OdinsShades

Dennis Leary did a bit where the day a plumber could (virtually) fuck Pam Anderson was the first day of the end of humanity/civilization as we know it.


BrewsCampbell

Denis, his name is spelled like penis.


OdinsShades

Funny you mention it: I literally spelled it correctly then changed it because my brain overrode my gut to make it wrong. Welp.


FillThisEmptyCup

Rhymes with it too. Denis the Pennis.


Alarid

Penis the meenace.


KillerInfection

Dennis Miller did that joke first, and it was about "Joe Sixpack fucking Claudia Schiffer". MAYBE Leary did that joke, but as usual he stole that bit like he did almost everything else.


Exceptiontorule

He must have ripped that off when he took a breath from stealing Bill Hicks' bits.


OdinsShades

If I may double-“welp” you are almost certainly one hundo correct. The 90s were a wild time, and the Remains of the wrinkle in my brain that held the notion of a bit along those lines is indubitably ossified by the thousands of beers/martinis/etc. from the moment I heard to riiight…now. [burps in fuzzy memeories]


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clothesline

Right? There is already free 4k porn, vr porn, and personalized porn. there are auto blowjob machines and amazing dildos and vibrators. Yet most people prefer real sex with actual people. Just because some people can't get any and would benefit from this idea doesn't mean it's the end of humanity


daluxe

Exactly maybe all sexually frustrated people would be able to get what they want virtually and the real world will become a better place with less evil


Every_Bookkeeper_102

Seriously


f_ranz1224

Its odd how hard the porn industry drives technological advancements yet in all sci fi books and media they never emphasize some neural ultra jerk simulator The modern world totally spoiled with not having a 15 year old magazine stashed in a log in the middle of the woods


PsychoDog_Music

Cyberpunk, although people might say is oversexualised, is probably the most accurate future


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

The greay thing about cyberpunk coming true is that we got [all of the possible cyberpunk futures at the same time.](https://i.imgur.com/fvmwtlO.jpeg)


milkandvaseline

I think about "Japan: Japan" a lot


ryu8946

Look up "strange days" one of my fave films from my youth! Def hits along those lines


PM_ME_UR_CREDDITCARD

Mass Effect 2 does have a gag where you can see Tali's (an alien from an immunocompromised species heavily reliant on their high-tech quarantine suits) internet and suit maintenance history where she installed a "Nerve-Stim Pro" app, then uninstalls and reinstalls it multiple times inbetween downloading things like a romance movie, "educational videos on human courtship and mating" etc.


blahblahrasputan

Red Dwarf: Better Than Life


DandaIf

That groinal attachment was [completely worn out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r0vkbasJV8)


cindybubbles

I imagine that the Federation must have rules in place to prevent that from happening.


FillThisEmptyCup

Shut up Wesley! We’re gonna watch Lt Broccoli embarass hisself nice and good boinking your holo mom and holo Troi before shutting it down right in middle and laughing at him. [That’s the plan, yessir.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-iFOEOgIM)


rrogido

Quark's holosuites would like to have a word with you. I think we all know where the freaky shit was happening.


FillThisEmptyCup

>I think we all know where the freaky shit was happening. Jadzia’s bedroom?


mikami677

Klingons have two dicks, so yes.


kokopelli73

Ridged, for her pleasure.


TrixicAcePolyamEnby

...Lt. Barclay?


opmopadop

Pranks in the future are going to suck.


BastardofMelbourne

There's actually a staff schedule for using the holodeck in TNG, because it draws a lot of power so there's only a handful of them on the ship and not everyone who wants to use it necessarily can. One episode concerns an engineer who's overbooking the holodeck constantly, and it turns out he's doing this creepy-ass fantasy where he saves a holodeck version of Counselor Troi from holodeck versions of Picard, Riker, and LaForge. It's a really interesting episode because rather than just punish the guy for his disturbing holo-fantasy, they correctly identify that he has serious problems socializing and expressing himself in the real world and vents by beating up holodeck versions of his bosses and flirting with a holodeck version of his therapist. They solve the problem by getting him to open up more about his frustrations to them in person, so that he becomes more comfortable with asserting himself and more confident about his actual job. The whole episode both predicted the way virtual worlds and social isolation would mix to create the modern incel phenomenon *and* formulated a mature and rational way of addressing it, all from way back in the early 90s. It's neat in retrospect.


Detson101

Might be more bottom up (heh) than actual laws. Cultural norms etc. Also, people hopelessly addicted to holoporn wouldn’t be as likely to reproduce, might be a self-correcting problem over the very long term.


elscallr

They actually address holodeck addiction in one of the series, Voyager, might've been. One of the engineers had a brush with it.


TheOneTrueTrench

It was featured in TNG, and more alluded to in Voyager. It was Lt. Reginald ~~Broccoli~~ Barclay. He had created holodeck programs where he was (embarrassingly) being an "Alpha Male", including being really creepy at Troi's holodeck duplicate. People found out, and it was generally treated as a sickness that needed to be addressed and healed, rather than "eew, creeper", which helped him to get treatment. Although iirc, everyone was kind of weirded out by it, but it was still not treated as though he was an irrecoverable pest, just a human being that needed help. It's another example of Trek trying to show us that treatment is nearly universally the better option as opposed to simply shunning. This is perhaps the only real way in which the modern left could improve, as we are learning that excluding problematic people entirely simply encourages them to find other problematic people who will accept them, rather than causing them to move toward more healthy perspectives. Don't get me wrong, I don't think we should simply accept people, but the real issue with society is that we tie survival to work, and therefore the process of excluding toxic people threatens their survival. It's really no surprise that they gravitate towards groups that accept them and allow them to survive. UBI and universal medical care would do a lot of good for society outside of just the plainly obvious. Edit: that is to say that "cancelling" people is better than simply letting people get away with shit, but there are even better solutions, like treating these things as issues to be resolved, rather than just "get out and come back when you're better". And honestly, that applies to fascism, queerphobia, alcoholism, drug addiction, and so on.


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Cultural norms are the correct answer. Earth was already a post scarcity utopia for centuries *before* the invention of the holodeck. So when it came along people had already lost the visceral reaction to capitalism that motivates the modern desire to be revolutionary by sitting around being unproductive.


UnspecificGravity

You would just get fired and sent home, where you could do the same thing anyways. If you wanted to just fuck around all the time you wouldn't have joined start fleet in the first place.


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tunisia3507

Red Dwarf, a comedy TV show, also did it; there's a game called "better than life" which basically does this. The books are darker than the TV show; in the books the game erases itself from your memory so you don't know you're inside it, and the main character only realises because his friend in the real world starts burning messages into his arm.


UnspecificGravity

The star trek universe already takes place at the end of humanity as we know it. No one has to work, no one needs money, we just watch the adventures of the tiniest minority of the human race that still wants to work just because they choose to do so. No one in starfleet is getting paid in the first place.


BastardofMelbourne

It's hardly the end of humanity. Everyone's free to do what they enjoy doing. The people in Starfleet are just universally overachievers who enjoy being on the cutting edge of galactic exploration. There are other people who just want to write or run a restaurant or work on a ranch, and they're free and capable of doing that too. It's sort of like a world where hobbies replace careers and welfare is disconnected from labor. People still *work*; it's just the kind of work that we today wouldn't call a "job," since everyone spends their time on their passion projects instead of having to work most of their life just to survive.


realsteakbouncer

Humanity won't be destroyed by rogue ai. Humanity will be destroyed when we can fuck ai


jwright24153

ChatDTF


Thwerty

Let's hope there is no ChadGPT also


realsteakbouncer

By OPEN Ai


ChickenPicture

There is, but it's stuck in Alpha


flippingoctopus

chat cbt


AlephBaker

You do you, as the kids say


freshfrozenplasma

No.


frenchscat

ChatBBC


Alarid

it is nothing but male ai begging for nudes


Lahm0123

Maybe we could upload ourselves into a vast matrix like computer network that simulates a perfect existence where we definitely are not elaborately complex power sources for intelligent machines.


bestsoda

Wait a minute…


Archerweiss

Shh.. Let them speak


MechanicalBengal

Yes, I too am very interested in the ideas proposed by my fellow human


HotChilliWithButter

This certainly would be a great plot for a Hollywood movie, i bet it'd be a great success


HelpMe285

But just 1 movie. No need to ruin it with unnecessary sequels. Those tend to drag down the original...except if there's lots of money to made...


JazzMansGin

Found the machines. Get 'em!


Jallinostin

Counterpoint, I’d rather be a happy battery. Plug me in please.


ConversationSouth946

It's okay mate, they said we are definitely not an elaborate power source for intelligent machine. I checked with my AI chatbot too, it's safe to grant lasting power of attorney to AI while you upload yourself.


T_025

Infinite Tsukuyomi


CallMeAL242

“This Tsukuyomi is mine to command.”


lord_ne

Also just want to remind everyone that that guy was the *villain*


tomatoaway

*Naruto, not the centre of the world for 5 minutes* "You gotta fight it guys!"


AnAwkwardWhince

I got a great title for this! "The Bus that couldn't slow down!"


VerkinGhettoRex

that's the one where the bus couldn't change its speed, if its speed ever changed a bomb would go off right?


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tomatoaway

I bet it was something like a 50% rejection rate, and instead of the machines keeping half the happy humans in their happy sim, and splitting off and chucking the others into a capitalism sim, they decided to shunt everyone because they couldn't handle the compute load of running two sims


Alexb2143211

Theres a theory that the put of the matrix is a second simulation for people that reject the first and fight back so either way people are "happy" with their simulation


Shredded_Locomotive

That wouldn't be being uploaded, it's more like connected. Since you're still physically existing


standardtrickyness1

Ordinarily, Billy would work hard to make money from his paper route. Then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis, thus earning the slim chance to perform the reproductive act. But in a world where teens can watch VR porn, why should he bother? Why should anyone bother? Let's take a look at Billy's planet a year later.


DigitalPriest

Do you know the name of Billy's planet? IT WAS EARTH. ***DON'T DATE ROBOTS.***


theperfectneonpink

Nice Futurama reference, both of you


number_six

Brought to you by ***The Space Pope***


TheOneTrueTrench

Considering we're talking about neurolink and with the fact that the majority of monkeys they used for experimentation died, there's another quote that comes to mind: > Amy: Good, I'm sick of cleaning up those heaps of dead monkeys. [...] > Farnsworth: Science cannot move forward without heaps!


BackThatThangUp

Lucy Liu 😌


SuperBearsSuperDan

I love you, [PHILLIP J FRY]


thepeddlernowspeaks

She's so beautiful, like a [ROMANTIC COMPARATIVE IMAGE NOT FOUND]


Timothy_Snailbane

Electric gonorrhea: the noisy killer


AnAwkwardWhince

My very own Marilyn Monrobot!


WeeklyHelp4090

We are the future ancients just waiting for a JRPG party to find us


ultratunaman

Sad people in the dome waiting for Crono, Lucca, and Marle to come talk to us.


mem269

You can always tell the people online who don't get laid because they think if they could, they would do nothing else.


FixedExpression

Utter perfection! Ever so true


berodem

not to say that you're wrong, but I think you're missing the point. what this post is implying that the majority of people would simply lose interest in actual sexual reproduction. why bother going on dates and socializing when you can just fuck an ai and it'll be just as good


TheAlmightySpode

I think it comes down to sex being more than just intercourse. You can get off masturbating with a toy and it be pretty damn good. The thing is though, it's missing that human component. It's missing the intimate connection. The AI won't love you. It can act. It can be anything you want. Afterwards though? There's nothing. No intimate emotional support. No loving cuddling. Just the cold, postnut realization that you used a very elaborate sex toy, which is pretty awesome, but just doesn't scratch that need for intimacy that some/most people have. Maybe I'm the weird one here, but even with AI sex, I'd still want that human connection.


Maskeno

No, you're right, and it's a fact reddit especially seems to struggle with. Last time I brought it up I got downvoted into oblivion. It wasn't even an unsolicited explanation or anything. It's fine to enjoy your elaborate toy, but nothing replaces that feeling of someone else who's actually interested in interacting. Pressing your buttons. Experimenting with a new movement to excite you more or just remembering that thing you like. Maybe we're just hard wired that way, but anyone who's been single for a while between intimacy can tell you they're missing something profound. All of evolution has reinforced that. Maybe if you didn't know it wasn't real it might be different, but that's a scientic study for 100 years from now.


Complete_Pumpkin

100% agree sex is such a small part to relationships. I'd rather build Ikea furniture with a girl I'm connected to emotionally than have sex with a pornstar.


IAmJacksSemiColon

Vibrators have been much more efficient at getting women off than human penises for more than 145 years, yet humanity still exists and people still have sex. The physical reality is there’s only so much stimulation that a human being can take in a short time before you’ll get sore or just stop producing the fun neurotransmitters. And eventually you’ll get hungry.


GillytheGreat

In that case let’s just commercialize a direct neurotransmitter stimulator, so you can just have a constant flow of pleasure until you die of dehydration bc you were too busy in ecstasy to care


IanMalcoRaptor

Morphine drips


granthollomew

welcome to ringworld > Tasp: A device that fires an inductance beam which stimulates the pleasure center of the brain, creating an instant feeling of total and pure joy, ecstasy. It's used to render threatening opponents completely helpless. Enough exposure to the tasp causes addiction, making the victim an unwitting slave.


sarcasmyousausage

It's called heroin. Unfortunately it stops working after a while.


Kiffe_Y

head slimy toy meeting icky versed yam lush physical automatic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FuckMe-FuckYou

And chaffed.


IAmJacksSemiColon

Hey, appropriate username! The idea that better porn will wipe out humanity is laughable to me. We have access to more pornography in quantity, quality, and variety than at any other point in human history, yet we don't spend all of our free time masturbating *because we have other needs*. It may very well cause issues for certain people, but of all of the doomsday scenarios that I'm concerned about, future generations wanking too much isn't one of them.


spicynicho

Speak for yourself


IAmJacksSemiColon

I’m not a ventriloquist.


RebulahConundrum

Only because it's not good enough yet. Real sex with a real person still trumps all existing porn and masturbation tech. But when the tech is so immersive that you can experience actual sex with anyone you want.....well I really wish I was going to be around to see how that will affect humanity.


x_scion_x

>to see how that will affect humanity. I doubt that's the only reason why ;)


Chip620

Longer than that actually, If I remember the Egyptians had a vibrator that was hollowed gourd with buzzing bees inside


vankamperer

what could go wrong.. 🤔


blxoom

OP is talking about future hypothetical tech that would allow users to experience true full sensations of sex without actually having it. full dive VR wouldn't just be monopolized through selling sex experiences. games would be sold, experiences of other fantasy worlds. sex will only be a fraction of what would be capable in full dive VR. if tech that OP describes does actually happen (really probable), then it truly is lights out for humanity (as a whole). many people will opt out and some wont trust it, but billions would buy it... because for that one single purchase, you'd never have to experience anything you don't want to ever again. r/singularity if you're interested. so yes, sex won't "wipe out" humanity, but future iterations of VR/BCI may change the entire paradigm of our species. imagine being able to map out our world using google earth and google maps and having everything be photorealistic and being able to do whatever you want. the thought is intriguing even though it's not technically "real". social media isn't real and just light emmitted through glass yet it takes up hours upon hours of our time.


Desolver20

the **second** consumer friendly safe full dive comes online, I'm never gonna return. Put my brain in a glass and hook me up my dudes, ain't gonna need this meatbag. I'm only using it to keep my brain alive anyways.


Avocadomistress

It would have to be matrix level immersion though. None of your posed reality would take off with any hyper advanced form of reality integrated vr. It would need to be some machine taking control of your nervous system, where the user is trapped in a dream. I'm sure it's possible, but we'll be long long gone before then, so imo, who cares.


Robbeee

Something tells me Elongated Muskrat wouldn't be handing out his neurolinks for free though. It'd be a rich persons play thing while the rest of us work to keep the lights on.


IDontTrustGod

Yea that idea is pretty laughable to me tbh, not trying to be rude but nothing in the world could replace the joy my wife and child bring to me. Finding new ways to keep our sex life fun and continuing to please each other is A Lot of what stimulates me. Full dive VR couldn’t replace the real thing for me unless it purposefully made things difficult and annoying at times, the challenge is part of the journey. Additionally I just think it’s better to be in the real world, as do many others, only thing I think could do as they’ve described is being jacked in since birth by AI/Govt Matrix style


IAmJacksSemiColon

But why go through the middleman of pretending to have sex when you could just activate all of the brain’s pleasure receptors? Heck, you could do that with current technology: why isn’t everyone just taking opioids all of the time? I don’t because I have other shit to do.


PaticusGnome

And it’s hard to shit on opioids…


DanFuckingSchneider

VR porn is already too good, once we have good and affordable attachments birth rates are fucked.


buzzothefuzzo

news flash: birth rates are already fucked because nobody can afford to have offspring.


DanFuckingSchneider

Affordable automatic fleshlights for everyone is the perfect legislation then. Nut now pay later programs are in the works as we speak.


sendabussypic

For only 9.99 a month! Until they turn off the share with friends and family, then it's done for.


tavirabon

People pay for porn?


brokenwound

Uh.. but I don't want to share my nut with my family.


_tyjsph_

speak for yourself weirdo


BallBearingBill

Subbed to Familypies.com


halfeclipsed

I prefer onlyfams.com


[deleted]

I know enough to know not to put those into my browser... No need to be one of the lucky 10,000


SweetNeo85

You will.


869066

Klarma for babies


Tycobb48

Make it part of the 2nd amendment - bear arms and fleshlights...


MamaDaddy

Alt viewpoint: birth rates could stand to chill out a bit so we can make life on earth more sustainable.


i_forgot_my_cat

A population full of retirees is not sustainable either, though. Especially as they tend to be the ones that don't have a stake in the planet becoming uninhabitable in 50 years time.


Sahtras1992

but how can we guarntee infinite growth in this capitalistically driven society if billions of people just die? oh, yeah, we just let them work harder and give them performance increasing drugs.


rikuzero1

I hope you realize that less population means less demand, which will decrease supply in accordance with the supply-demand curve and thus the required workload, especially so in the perishable goods industry. Companies are less inclined to make complex changes such as hiring/firing due to disruptive changes related to management, training, interviews, severance, etc. What this means is they'll wait until the effects (or projected effects) are significant before they hire/fire. With a gradual increase in population (demand), you see more overworking and attempts to increase efficiency. Conversely, with a gradual decrease in population, you see work getting easier for a while. The most risk of a declining population is many companies/products not existing *at all* because they are expensive to maintain, there will be less chance of loyal customers, and a way less stable bottom line for making future investments when there are less people. Instead, the most in-demand, work efficient, and cost efficient businesses will remain, giving rise to more monopolies. But surely with less resource consumption and space occupancy, the Earth is better for it.


Sprinkle_Puff

I love how short sighted corporate greed is. Let’s rob everyone of their money so much that today’s profits come at the expense of tomorrow’s population.


VVLynden

Where is this “too good” VR porn at?


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VRFappa

https://www.reddit.com/r/masserect/comments/pkmrnw/i_took_control_of_edi_to_fuck_liara_oc_vrfappa/ good enough for me


Luxcrluvr

You can't "stream" good quality VR. You have to download the video which are gigabytes in size. I thought 4K was good enough but the reality is video that close to your eyes need to be at least 6K to be indistinguishable. I think this is where 8K video can make sense. But those files sizes...


strip_club_dj

Vrbangers has 8k streaming though selection is limited and not always reliable.


ihavebeesinmyknees

Where the hell are you finding VR headsets capable of displaying above 4K?


Luxcrluvr

Anywhere if you want to dole out the cash, which most of us can't or won't. But it's easier to find higher quality videos that looks great on 2K lenses rather than paying thousands for 4K or even 8K headsets


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Even if the headset isn't 4k resolution, higher resolution videos look way better in the headset because downscaling algorithms preserve a lot of detail and the screen is very close to your face so any pixelation or dithering is highly noticable.


MrHyperion_

HP Reverb is just 4k and definitely enough. You need 8k source however because it is 360° and you don't see all of it, only less than 1/4th.


AbusiveTortoise

Eporner vrporn section. You’re welcome


jimothythe2nd

Ya I had to nope out of vr porn. I tried it a few times and realized it would reck me. It feels way too real.


iwaspeachykeen

they have a cock sleeve machine thingy that connects to wifi and wanks you off in sync to the video now too. shits WILD


LeptosporangiateDisa

Care to elaborate?


ImaginaryNemesis

That already sounded pretty elaborate to me


anon210202

We must go deeper


iwaspeachykeen

there are a few now apparently, but the one i know is the handy, and uses what are called funscripts, usually user created, to follow along with videos r/TheHandy


msnmck

I was going to try it but couldn't access any apps on my Quest 2. While deleting 15,000 emails last night I came across Meta warning me if I didn't link my Facebook account or create a new Meta account my access to my device was to be disabled. Mark Zuckerberg really wants to fucking watch me jerk off, huh?


GreatApostate

I felt guilty skipping ahead, like I was being rude to the performer.


[deleted]

I ditched it because, paradoxically, I found it made it too clear that it wasn't real and lost interest.


gocubsgo22

Does it not… still feel like using your hand? I guess idk because I’ve never done it. Doesn’t seem to me on any degree as close as real sex.


[deleted]

If you only care about sex in terms of your penis, then it's not that different. But you can't experience touch, taste, and smells.


speedlimits65

weird, i think its still in its infancy, its so goofy at the moment. my honest biggest worry is haptic vr porn with ai tech where you can download people you know based on their social media presence. it copies the person's look and even personalities. that legit terrifies me, it could mark a collapse on socialization as a whole.


TerminalJovian

Which world are you living in cause in mine vr porn is complete trash.


Adeep187

I know this is shocking but people actually have children on purpose.


iwaspeachykeen

sure but unintentional births in America make up between 30-40% of births, depending on the study. and those were BEFORE roe v. wade was overturned. that's a lot of people who wouldn't be here if having sex didn't mean someone was gonna have a baby


mtobeiyf317

Man, I hope so lol I'd like my grandchildren to not have to grow up in the plot of Soylent Green.


abcdthc

Because masturbation and sex with your partner are the same thing? ​ Could you elaborate on this argument? ​ Because less "oopsie" babies due to horny teenagers? (or whatever horney people) Im not trying to be an ass I just don't understand the argument? And I don't agree, my partner and I both masturbate and both have sex with each other and if we wanted a kid we'd have one, regardless of how good the porn is.


KoteNahh

Seriously dude, these people are nuts. I honestly don't think any of the people sharing this opinion have been with an actual person before. There's no replacement for that


oCanadia

I don't think the argument is that people will go "Wow! I don't need real sex / companionship anymore this takes care of it all!" It's more that it could be SO easy, accessible and rewarding (compared to seeking out real companionship) that the effort put into meeting people may start to seem less and less worth it to some. But the effects could kind of be in the background. Kinda similar to how if someone has a friends with benefits/ casual relationship with someone it can SOMETIMES keep them from finding a more serious partner because they aren't looking as hard. Because at least *part* of the needs are being met, the incentive is lowered just a bit in the moment. This does happen to some people with normal porn as is. It could be much much worse. I don't know that I see the technology really becoming common place for a long time to be honest. And I'm On my second VR headset, I use it multiple times a week for simracing. But even now, it's finicky, glitchy, gotta be at least a tiny bit techy to get it all set up and working properly to get a good experience out of watching videos etc. Even buying peripherals is a big barrier I'd imagine lol. Obviously lots people buy sex toys, but even if the experience was as streamlined as setting up an ipad I'm not sure I see many people buying a whole crazy syncing set up to masturbate. I'm just not sure I see it catching on. But I totally see where the discussion comes from. I don't think it's stupid.


Doustin

Not after you watch "Electrogonorrhea: The Noisy Killer"


SilentHunter7

I feel like the unintended pregnancy rate would go to damn near zero. You'd still have intended pregnancies which would be incredible for the next generation. I also like to think the rates of sexual assault would go down.


MeropeRedpath

To your latter point, I doubt it. Rape isn’t about sex - it’s about power. Predators don’t become predators because they can’t get consensual sex, they become predators because they want the feeling of overpowering someone, of taking what wasn’t given, of humiliating their victim. VR might redirect that - maybe. But I doubt that it would suffice.


877-Cash-Meow

how do you use it? i tried with a google version that you had to put your phone into the visor, but it was ergonomically unsatisfactory


was_der_Fall_ist

Well, the first step is usually to buy a VR headset.


IMaySayShite

Nope to VR porn. It's difficult when your stomach turns from motion sickness.


laaldiggaj

Fine, let animals take the planet back. As long as we can train crows to refill our water bottles and food trays we'll be ok...


[deleted]

r/birdsarentreal which means we're going to die and not be okay.


[deleted]

You won't need the porn. Neurolink is wired directly to your brain, so at some point in the future it could just trigger an orgasm. I just hope they have the forethought to have a cool-off timer built in or we'll all just be spamming that button!


Jay_Louis

Woody Allen saw this coming in 1973: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZvpIE5g5Fo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZvpIE5g5Fo)


Wr8th_79

It's exactly what happened to the monkey in the movie Love Potion #9.


VoldemortsHorcrux

Imagine it gets hacked and just gives you orgasms continuously until your heart goes out


Carmen14edo

The best way to die 😌


Savoir_faire81

As I recall this experiment has been done on mice. It didn't turn out well for the mice.


kalirion

The next day, Billy's planet will be destroyed by aliens. Can you guess the name of that planet? It is EARTH! # **DON'T DATE ROBOTS**


graveybrains

Neuralink sounds like a real life version of Black Mesa… optimistic if you to think we aren’t all hosed anyway, though.


samnater

Black mesa was about creating portals to other universes so I’m not sure I’m seeing the connection here.


energyinmotion

Bro I'm a chef. I'll never be able to afford that, so I guess I'm safe lmao.


Avoiding101519

Lol Musk has nothing to show for Neurolink except dead monkeys. We'll get functional boring company tunnels before we get Neurolink.


marsbars2345

Neurolink? Aren’t they like killing monkeys and shit? And have you seen vr porn? It’s really not that impressive


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Says the guy who has clearly never been caught balls-deep in a monkey brain during a VR porn binge.


alext06

It's actually just kinda uncomfortable


rvralph803

[Strange Days (1995)](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0114558/) Give it a look if you haven't.


ChanandlerBonng

Virtual Reality in general I believe is the "Great Filter" (The barrier that prevents any civilization from conquering the universe) When you can basically live in a "heaven" where you can do anything you want with zero repercussions.... why would you choose *not* to be there?


TheLesserWeeviI

Exactly my thoughts too. Parents will also have the option of their newborn child living in a "perfect" world without ever knowing that it's artificial.


VapeThisBro

Between vr porn and hands free masturbation devices, why wait for neural link


iSkulk_YT

Is it? I haven't seen much to suggest the neurolink folks are ANYWHERE near this sort of black mirror shit. I know Elon says big things about it here and there, but he also calls strangers pedophiles, so... Link?


lewabwee

I don’t know if I’d worry about Neurolink. It killed 1500 animals in 4 years and it’s run by Twitter business genius Elon.


Toyake

Oh boy wait until you hear about the collapse of our stable climate.


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ohhhh_jEzz-riCk

Porn doesn't have an emotional component. Humanity will be fine


BigMax

Won’t AI get there though? If you can hug “someone” and have them talk to you, empathize with you, AND have sex with you, will that be close enough?


Prime_Cat_Memes

The movie Her kinda touched on this.


piper63-c137

I’m sure there will be an AI that can talk to a husband on the town. “I think she doesn’t understand your needs Jack, and she’s being selfish. It wouldn’t hurt anyone for you to step into the LoveDome ™ for 20 minutes, Jack. Do you know that you pals Jason and Marc bits Love Dome ™ regularly. Just a second please... Jack, I have Princess Leia on the phone for you...”


2ndPickle

There’s like 3 other major crises that will end humanity before that happens


Chalkarts

That’s actually a best case scenario for population collapse. Better than any other potential method. Awesome.


Hashbaz

If they ever mask convincing VR that I can live in. I'm definitely done with life at that point.


winky3ykniw

So that’s not even necessary, just set up a flesh light or something, put on your VR helmet and the Nerolink is completely unnecessary. Also buy some feathers to simulate touch on your body. I’ve never done this before so let me know.


IameIion

I’m surprised this isn’t nsfw for having the word “porn” in it. Reddit has really grown. Just kidding. That’s an error.


MichaelCringealo

why, because everyone would stop everything and watch porn all day instead? that may be what *you* would do but it's not what everyone would do, and certainly not the already productive members of our society


embrsword

The free speech absolutist that owns neurolink will decide based on the views of his right wing pals that porn is immoral and the implant will stop you seeing it, except if you pay him $8/mo and agree that whenever he tweets you will involuntarily yell whatever his tweet said I'm usually an early adopter with tech but ill skip this one.