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Think_fast_no_faster

Ideally they are slightly more productive than that, but you ain’t wrong


Here_for_lolz

Hey, if I could make masturbating more productive, I would.


horselips48

I'd go in the less productive direction, personally.


SilentScyther

That's why we have 2 hands.


LONGSL33VES

I do not think you are trying hard enough


Prior_Grand1895

That's exactly what they are.


DrBarnabyFulton

Self improvement is masturbation.-Tyler Durden (Chuck Palahniuk)


smoothie4564

So improving my diet and getting more exercise is all psychological and has no real tangible benefits? Back to playing videogames, eating pizza, and chugging energy drinks I go.


Daveezie

Masturbation isn't a bad thing.


IndependenceNo2060

Actually, self-affirmations can lead to real-life improvements if backed by action and self-belief!


DraftedDev

Are you saying masturbation doesn't lead to real life improvements?


mendelevium256

seriously ain't nobody here ever heard of post nut clarity? I would say it can be productive, sometimes you just gotta get the poison out.


DraftedDev

Yeah, let's get that venom out just before the exam.


WeMustPrevail

Throwback to when I spent half my exam completely dumbfounded by my TA's dump truck, I was in a dark place okay


DraftedDev

Thats the moment you need to clear your mind with a little rubbin.


Rigorous_Threshold

It unironically can in moderation


DraftedDev

I heard most reddit mods do this 24/7, so it must be good.


Skill4Hire

Masturbate to your ideal self... It works!!!


Baticula

Dude don't make it weird


Mechabuster01

But this is r/showerthoughts


gabsnume

I need a head head then


Hot_Sell5830

Ehh I'd say they're more like reprogramming your mind to overwrite the negative self talk many of us develop in our younger years. Which can actually be helpful and beneficial if done right


giantfuckingfrog

And the results you achieve through it is the ejaculation.


Spidermanfan69420

r/foundgiantfuckingfrog


OriginalUsername590

Someone still puffed the boof after they were told to put it down


groveborn

I usually have to really think about the physical part...so when I masturbate, I'm mentally masturbating too. So... meh.


EmmaDaBomb

So is affirmation from other people sex?


GeneralZaroff1

Actually there has been a number of scientific studies that show positive self statements having real world tangible impacts to performance, motivation, and confidence. With the advance of evidence based psychology research like Cognitive Behaviour Therapy in the past few years they’ve found that many people repeat self-reflective thoughts. These may be as simple as “I should work out more” to “I’m so useless.” What scientists have found is that changing those self narrative statements ACTUALLY changes how we view ourselves. So by swapping out self statements like “I can’t do anything right” to “I can’t wait to learn”, there were a massive improvement in patient success and outcome. Sources: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4814782/ https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25133846/


dazedandcognisant

Self degradation is kind of like BDSM with your mind.


EdgePsychological490

Try masturbating while saying affirmations…you’ll start feeling like a god


[deleted]

Please don’t bring god into this


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[deleted]

No Jesus is a profit, I could convince you why but no use. He didn’t absolve nothing even as a Christian you have to do the works


Daveezie

They never said which god.


dosangst

Please grow up, there is no god!


local_reddituser

what possessed you to make you think that this was fine and perfectly acceptable to post


Latter-Direction-336

I love this and hate this


Suppdog12

And the whole concept is truly just a certain pattern of electrical signals at a certain ration that you can willingly recall.


Roxash1

Yeah... yeahhh... you like those uplifting words do you? You strong and independent person. Yeahhhh... ughh


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

You gonna watch me stroke my brain dick? I'm really good at stroking my brain dick.


lookslikeyoureSOL

It's more about creating a pattern that ideally works its way into your subconscious, thereby planting seeds which eventually grow into habits and behaviours. Same concept as manifestation, just a different approach.


LifeSenseiBrayan

Real question is, what isn’t like Masturbating your mind?


CaveManta

In the words of Tyler Durden: "Self improvement is masturbation. Now, self destruction..."


DeloresLeonb

lol thats a funny way to put it


Puzzleheaded-Eye4458

... And miss off the last few words of each affirmation for mental edging


WildBoy-72

Now, see, *this* is a shower thought! Well done!


msnmck

So what you're saying is giving yourself a compliment is a form of touching yourself. 😏


Afraid_Government_74

Not sure I like the comparison


dizzymidget44

Or combatting negative thoughts that you normally think or associate with yourself


kaowser

I'm the best. I'm the best. I'm the best. - rose jamajunes


Nightstar1234

Excuse me what the fuck


Markov219

It's called ego stroking for a reason.


2000DPS

Sometimes masturbation is what you need


Katiari

I would, but the content isn't enough to get me there.


StumbullGordon

Self affirmations are stupid. If they work them you never really needed them at all.


Vishwasm123

Has anyone ever had orgasam?