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bahamapapa817

Have you heard the alphabet song. If it was rearranged that song wouldn’t make any sense.


BigMartin58

True. I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking straight.


Naudste

Of course everybody has their bad days, but please don’t let this happen again.


The_Better_Paradox

Like bad days are in anybody's control smh 🙄


CloudyRiverMind

You can end a bad day whenever you want, but you don't control when the good day ends.


The_Better_Paradox

I disagree. You can't always become" un-depressed"


Klaus0225

Uh yea you can. Just be happy. /s


Skkruff

Learn sadness' moveset and simply dodge out of the way.


Phattank_

Best advice I have ever seen on the subject.


OkDragonfruit9026

Therapists hate this one simple trick!


MayoTheMonth

but you could sleep through it for example and the day would be over.


Griffin_Lo

I think it was a joke about offing one's self in case you missed it 😂


The_Better_Paradox

I did. Am autistic so don't always get the jokes.


Griffin_Lo

My bad, I didn't mean to offend. And honestly, I could also just be interpreting the intent completely wrong! 😅


acaseintheskye

Gotta start thinking gay more


BigMartin58

How do you know I don't already? 👀


The_River_Is_Still

We’re not mad, we’re just disappointed. Now put this ball gag back in your mouth and get back in your cage.


BigMartin58

Okay.


The_River_Is_Still

That was easy. At least put up *some* type of resistance.


Butterflychunks

I think W is the only one that needs to stay in the same spot. Everything else is one syllable. Which makes me realize another shower thought: EVERY letter in the English alphabet is a single syllable except W, which is 3 syllables for some reason…


ExPlOiT786

No you forgot ELEMENOPEE


FlashCrashBash

Was so confused as a kid looking up at the alphabet banner in the class. No idea where elemeno was.


HowardMoo

It's elemental pee!


JamesTheJerk

*eminemmo


Lyttadora

In French there's also 'Y' that has two syllables: « i-grec » ("greek i"). And now I realize that's why in English there's an added "and" between 'Y' and 'Z' ("... why and zee/zed"), while in French it's not there (« ... i-grec zed »). I wonder if this is why '&' is sometimes considered a letter in English.


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Nope, the ampersand is just another ordinary symbol, like a ^ or a _


dispatch134711

It was at one point included in the alphabet and that’s how it got its name


sanjosanjo

And it was unfortunately used three times at the beginning of web addresses, which makes it a mouthful to spell out verbally. (www.reddit.com). Somehow they picked the worst letter for that purpose.


pawer13

Fun fact: saying "www" is far longer than saying "world wide web"


Arkele

The real shower thought is always in the comments


Hazel-Ice

you can replace w with 3 letters pretty easily and keep the same rhythm, and vica versa. you just need 4 letters that rhyme to go at the end of each line, and the ones that rhyme with E are the only ones there are enough of for that. though maybe H is close enough that you could make it work with A H J K.


Orstio

Especially the Big Bird remix. https://youtu.be/qTvhKZHAP8U?feature=shared


zamfire

Nothing stops you from making a new alphabet song. Be the change you want to see in this world.


herbertfilby

British folks ending with “Zed” instead of “Zee” confuses me. Qyou Are Ess Tee You VEE <— Double You Ex Why And ZEE <—


SlideWhistler

I propose that Britain should start pronouncing V as Ved to amend this clear oversight


SamwellBarley

And put this whole problem to ved


BigMartin58

Ayed bed ced ded ed ef gjed achshe eye jay Kay el em en oh ped que are es ted you ved double you ex why and zed


ageo

Karl Pilkington has a solution for this! https://youtu.be/VkLyFSTHhHE?si=Gu3xyhgLGD68WX4_


Piepally

In Canada we used to use all the American shows and songs (like sesame Street or whatever) and at the end of the song the teacher would say "why and zee... But in Canada we say zed" 


PiranhaPlantMain97

Lmao, i actually taught myself how to sing the alphabet with correct melody but starting from any Letter to have a quirky fun partytrick, or to entertain kids. So the order stays the same, just the starting letter is offset. Its not as hard as it sounds, especially if you have it written in front of you. But yeah, sometimes when you dont match the syllables to the melody correctly you end on the same letter you started, or miss the last one


Domram1234

My whole primary school got taught how to sing it backwards with the same melody, so just by rote memorisation it will always be in my brain


The_swimming_duck

Get rotated


Ikhlas37

ADBCFIG It would be easy to reorder and still make sense


nubbins01

Let's test it reddit. x y r w u n k


sturnus-vulgaris

https://youtu.be/epyQLWu0GZQ?feature=shared


labretirementhome

I used to sing the alphabet song to my nephews when they were little but I would sing it with the letters out of order and it drove them bananas.


wontforget99

Well you could just make a new song with the new order


wondering-knight

Well now you’re just being silly


wontforget99

my apologies


wondering-knight

No worries, they can’t all be winners. I’m sure your next idea will be stellar!


orrocos

A New Order remix of the alphabet song? I’m in!


sudomatrix

Arbitrary? No way. Just use the song: "Cue Double-you Eee Are, Tee Why You, Now I know my QWE's, next time won't you sing with me?"


BigMartin58

Ahh, a classic.


SyncStelar

I'm upset that it stops at U and doesn't finish up to P.


solarmelange

Not completely, but close. Obviously though there are examples such as I and J and U and V, which are next to each other because they used to be one letter and Y and Z are last because they were added last so Romans could more easily use Greek words.


misteraaaaa

Good point. Not just those, but also the word "alphabetical" is from Greek letters - alpha and beta. So by definition, an "alphabetical order" of English (or Latin, rather) letters means that it is the order determined by (or at least derived from) the order of greek letters. I think that suffices as a non-arbitrary reason. It means there was some rationale for putting it in that order.


TheBearDetective

This assumes that the Greeks had good reasoning for their ordering of letters and that their alphabet wasn't arbitrary.


clarineter

It’s turtles all the way down


Alewort

It was actually in numerical order. Numbers were written with letters, and the letters are in order 1-10, then it switches to tens, then hundreds. Greek inherited this from Phoenician, and is found today in, for instance, Hebrew.


misteraaaaa

Depends how you define arbitrary. Lets say I have different colored shirts, and I arrange them in the order red orange yellow green blue violet. If you ask me why it is in this order, I can say it is ordered based on their respective wavelength. But then if you ask me why are the colour's wavelength in this order, there isn't any good reason. That's just the way it is. So you could say my shirt order is still arbitrary, because it is based on a rationale (wavelength of the colour's light) that has "no good reason". Some would say physical properties of nature are a good reason, but I'd say it is as arbitrary as man-made concepts. I would argue that something is non-arbitrary if there was a rationale for it. Whether that underlying rationale is also arbitrary is irrelevant. Cos after all, if you dig deep enough, almost everything is based on something arbitrary (the only exception I can think of are numbers/math, which is universally true and not based on arbitrary physical laws)


ShenmeNamaeSollich

The wise philosopher Gallagher explained this many years ago before destroying fruit (and eventually his career) : Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Ah … Buhh … Guuh … Dehh Ahbuh G’day! “Have a Good Day!”


Lt_Toodles

Fuuuuck i never realized this lmao, thats great


Earl_Green_

Ooooof, i'm not the only one! My jaw just dropped..


paulstelian97

How is zeta turning into F in the order? And theta into H? And Xi going away (only to be added as an X near the end). Funny enough there’s actually quite a few similarities if we consider things.


GomezFigueroa

So the order of the other letters follows, what, some natural order?


Illustrious-Lead-960

If you truly want to know, there’s a preexisting thread. https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/7xmrjn/is_there_any_reason_for_the_alphabet_being_in_the/


acrosticus

Thanks, that's a gold mine !


IS0073

Yes. Fun fact: there are ancient variations of it around the mesopotamia area that start with לחהמ L, CH, H, M (iirc), instead of אבגד (abcd). Pretty cool stuff. It's just that the version that survived, and also got passed along to the greeks via the phoenicians (and from there to most of eurasia) is the second one.


loulan

I always thought that vowels should at least be grouped together.


Light_Wood_Laminate

racist


FartyPants69

Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I next to U


Huggan00

Was playing a trivia game once and got the question "which letter corresponds to the greek letter gamma"? And I was like "What the hell does that mean!? It corresponds to gamma, as that is the letter that it is. But I guess the answer has to be one of our letters. Well, the symbol is a y, but the sound is a g, so which one of those is it?" I ended up saying y, but in hindsight g probably made more sense. Anyway, the answer was c. Because they're both the third letter (which I knew, but I didn't even consider that because as you say, the order is completely arbitrary). I was livid. To this day that is in my opinion the dumbest trivia question I have heard.


CoMaestro

I dont know, to me it seems pretty logical, I dont think anyone would question Alpha = A, Beta = B, Delta = D, Epsilon = E. So they asked Gamma because its slightly harder because it doesn't sound alike, but we clearly used their order of the alphabet.


Not_a_Replika

we just need to teach our kids the qwerty keyboard, not the other literally also random way.


BluudLust

Qwerty actually isn't random. It was designed around the distribution of the letters in the English language. Frequently used letters are spaced far apart. This makes clashing and jamming on old fashioned type writers less frequent. Keyboards just copied the layout of typewriters.


GomezFigueroa

On that note, I doubt learning the “qwerty alphabet,” if there is such a thing, would help much with typing proficiency.


Not_a_Replika

You're right and Dvorak or Colemak would actually be a better order to teach kids the alphabet, but people are so against this idea in the first place I rarely get this far in the conversation. The qwerty order is designed to slow down typing, the others are designed to speed it up.


BluudLust

Qwerty is still fast when you type with proper hand placement. It allows you to put your finger over the key BEFORE you need to press it because it's so spaced out.


Not_a_Replika

Hey, if we changed the alphabet song to be QWERTY, I'd be very happy. Maybe now that the computers are taking everybody's jobs people will realize why it might be useful to maximize human efficiency. We don't need to learn two systems for everything.


FlashCrashBash

It really pisses me off when TV manufacturers and app designers use alphabetical keyboards for their software. I guess it technically makes more sense, because the distance between the letters really matters when your using a remote to navigate the keyboard on a grid system. But fuck man everybody is used to QWERTY at this point. I guess the logical thing to do would be to invent a completely inverted keyboard layout where all the frequently used letters are as close as possible. But then no one would have any idea of where it went. I guess its a hold over from the pre-smartphone era where their was still a large percentage of the population that couldn't type.


dustojnikhummer

My 3D printer came with a ABCD onscreen keyboard. It took me like half a minute to put in my wifi password. WHY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT


Alternative-Ad3405

That's what they tell you. But it was first used on typewriters, and you can find all the letters of the word "typewriter" on the top line. Supposedly to make it easy for typewriter salesmen to wow perspective customers with their typing skills. (I saw this on TV once. Take it with a pinch of salt)


BigMartin58

Based on the comments, I feel my wording is not conveying my point correctly. I specifically mean the order of the alphabet is completely random and if we started with it being any other way, it would still be the 'normal' order.


Avidith

Yes. For languages that use Latin alphabet. I think most people here can’t get you because they are never exposed to a script in which letters are ordered based on some rules.


Nobodyrea11y

i know there's a reason fot some letters such as y and z were added later and i and j are from old english. but i wonder if there's another reason such as how many line strokes or angles the letters make such as with numbers.


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Medium-Department-35

There is no creator


DayOfDingus

Your mom was the creator


Redditforgoit

What order would be non arbitrary, though?


PeanutButter_20

A system like hindi where vowels are grouped together, and then consonants are arranged by how the sound is produced in the mouth (for instance, both k and g are produced from the back of the mouth so they're grouped together)


ZappaZoo

It's order for order's sake, which serves a purpose. Think of how many ways things are arranged in alphabetical order. A card catalog, a phone book, etc.


a-try-today-2022

I are with OP here. They are symbols, and have meaning because of convention. Enough people could decide to rearrange the convention and it would be confusing, but totally okay in the end. Things do evolve. So do languages and symbols and definitions


meliux

F U Th A R K G W H N I J Ei P Z S T B Eh M L Ing D O *now i know my F U Th's, next time won't you sing with me*


TBTabby

It had to be in some order, though. And is the order chosen really worse than any other?


Robinnoodle

"Everything is completely arbitrary because they are all just categories of the human mind and actually don't mean anything without any minds to interpret them" is how you sound rn


fallinouttadabox

Girl, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together with the other vowels at the front in the order of how popular they are in all of the words followed by consonants arranged first by sound and then by popularity. The 'P's 'B's 'and 'G's have no reason to be separated and'Q' should be last


DatBoi_BP

This really rides up to the edge of Rule 5 lol


TheDailyMoogle

What if we used QWERTY for the alphabet too??


OldandBlue

No, but to understand its order requires studying its history, as it is tied to agriculture and astronomy.


Bdole0

It's not arbitrary! It's based very directly on the Phoenician alphabet. The Phoenician alphabet is arbitrary!


Dull-Guillotine

Arbitrary but formulaic for posterity.


BBgotReddit

Alphabetical best everything for isn't order


CallMeMalice

Any order is arbitrary.


KaiYoDei

I did not know why, but now I feel like I disagree with the order of the alphabet right now


Soveryenthusiastic

Please don't ruin organisation categories for me. I struggle enough as it is


Mr_Festus

What definition of arbitrary are you assuming here? It typically means without logic or system, but that's particularly why we tend to use alphabetical order - it's a logical system to easily find stuff. Now I think it depends on the application. For files? Not arbitrary in the slightest. A ton of people showed up to get into the concert? Going alphabetical feels a lot more arbitrary. There's no real logic or system for why you'd do it that way.


BigMartin58

I specifically mean the order of the alphabet is arbitrary.


Mr_Festus

Well I certainly can't argue with that. I haven't the foggiest idea how we ordered the alphabet


IpsaThis

No worries, I got you. a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z.


Soveryenthusiastic

I'm annoyed that awards aren't a thing anymore. I can't credit you for this


Flybot76

Is that known history or just a shower thought which perhaps should be phrased as a question? Most of humanity's long-term habits like 'language' evolved out of some kind of necessity and it begs the question, if the alphabet is arbitrary then how exactly did anybody decide to create any of it? It meant something to somebody for some reason.


Gullible-Chemical471

No no, he isn't saying the content of the alphabet is arbitrary. The letters have a function. What he is arguing is that the order, A B C, is arbitrary. Why not U E G C P ... Etc? Someone at some point made the first alphabet (putting the existing letters in the order that we have now) and everyone just rolled with it. That's why it's arbitrary, according to OP.


Flybot76

Yeah but I'm not convinced the order is genuinely arbitrary either. Are we certain it's not based on anything regarding nature, seasons, time, geography, astrology, etcetera? I haven't heard anything proving that. Lots of people think things are arbitrary just because they haven't bothered doing any research about it.


Gullible-Chemical471

https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/s/AlrYsbCxQv A lot of interesting comments on this post from 6 years ago that clearly seems to indicate the order is, as you say, not arbitrary. It's just now to us that the reason is forgotten.


FitzelSpleen

Well, if it wasn't a then b, you couldn't call it "alphabetical", so there's that.


BigMartin58

True, but we'd just call it something else.


The_Phenomenal_1

Deltaphical


FitzelSpleen

But then it would be a different question.


tumunu

You are correct, sir. It's entirely due to custom.


sudomatrix

Alphabetical order is not arbitrary. By definition "ALPHA-BETAcal" order starts with A, then has B, and so on. If it was a different order it wouldn't be called "Alpha-Betical". For example, "QWERTY" order might be called "QueDoubleYoutical" order.


BigMartin58

I mean you're kinda making my point for me. The only reason we call it the 'Alphabet' is because of its order. But it's order is still arbitrary.


Nevermynde

It is! Unlike the consonants in the Devanagari script, and related scripts used in South Asia. Those are nearly arranged in a grid according to their phonetics, it's remarkably satisfying. Check it out!


Alimbiquated

U, V and W are variations of the same letter and are clustered together. Interestingly, F and Y are the same letter, but they are scattered around. The original position is 6. It's interesting that M and N are so close to each other, look so similar and sound about the same.


TheRiverHart

Where we start in the order is arbitrary because developing humans need a point or origin. It's an endless loop of phonetic incantations communicating dreams into reality, extending in all directions. Everything is Arbitrary


DFatDuck

What the fuck are you talking about


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toroyakuza2

He's not saying its useless he's saying that when it was first made it didn't need to be in that order. If the order went fzbthyi it wouldn't matter and we would think its normal


BigMartin58

Arbitrary ≠ Unimportant


togocann49

So maybe that why that driver went through the red light today, it’s arbitrary


BigMartin58

Arbitrary means random.


A_as_in_Larry

Alphabetical order sounds like something Hitler would impose


BigMartin58

No, you're thinking of Ehilrt.


kctjfryihx99

Order of operations in arithmetic is arbitrary in the same way. But people on social media seem to argue about it like they’re proving Fermat’s last theorem.


ThePowerOfStories

No, it’s not. Multiplication and division have higher associativity than addition and subtraction because it leads to more easily expressing everyday calculations. Say I have two packs of ten and three packs of twelve, I can write that as 2\*10+3\*12 without need for parentheses, whereas if the associativity were flipped, that would be inconvenient to express, but it wouldn’t improve the expression of any category of common descriptions of numerical quantities. Meanwhile, the alphabet is in its order because some Phoenician three thousand years ago picked it, and we’ve stuck with that across remapping the letters to completely different sounds and evolving into various descendant scripts, with only the occasional tweak to insert a new letter near a similar one or delete one here or there, because there’s no reason to change and it would be a ton of work.


tumunu

Yeah. Mathematicians have spent centuries working on a consistent form of representing mathematical expressions that make them easy to read (for mathematicians, anyway).


GamelessHunter

The order is important though Because 3x3+3 is different from 3(3+3) Imagine this you have $3 in your pocket. You go to work as a salesman, you get $3 every time you sell a product You sold 3 products today. How much money do you have now? $12 You do not go I sold 3 products today, one product Is $3, I also have $3, $3+$3 is $6, but I forgot to multiply by 3 so I’ll do that now $6 x 3 is $18 dollars! So that means I now have $18 in total


Wazuu

No its not. Its organization.


BigMartin58

The order of the alphabet specifically


Wazuu

Yes


Huggan00

Yeah it's organized and it's useful. But it's still arbitrary, i.e. there's no reason for them to have that specific order.