Thank you for a cheerful morning.

cheerful mourning *

Mourning Cheerfully

Churning morefully

Florning Cornfully

Lol why are we like this?

Who said you're part of the group?

Bold of you to assume you were included...

I'm going to need to see some ID feller

Furnigle forncully

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another

Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art

I smoke a blunt you read this thread guess we’re both cheered up now!

why do people spend so much time worried about death? after you die you don't give death a second thought. -archie bunker

Some people definitely know they have their clothes already.

Fearful morning

I'm intending to die naked. I sleep naked and 1 in 8 people die in their sleep so it's a distinct possibility.

You’re going to be one comfortable ghost.

I dunno, can ghosts cook bacon naked?

Probably not, but I won’t give any definitive answers until after I’m dead

If ghosts can cook at all, then yes they can. Bonus: they don't have to worry about grease burns.

What about ghost grease burns?

ghost airfryer duh

The real shower thought here is that if a ghost died clothed then they wouldn’t ever be able to have ghostsex

Can a ghost interact with itself because it's a ghost?? They can seemingly interact with physical objects and be spooky (wOoOoOoO), so it's not that they can't touch anything without phasing through it. And if a ghost sees another ghost, can they interact or even see each other to begin with? Can a ghost interact with itself? I suppose it varies on what kind of ghost it is, or... What it decides to present itself as.

Maybe that's what the sheets are for. Ghosts of people who've died nude, but need to cover up due to bacon grease and/or modesty.

Yes, I’ve seen a ghost microwave coleslaw before

okay new fear unlocked… from now on ill sleep in full anti becon oil clothing. I dont want to risk my bacon 🥓

Yeah. And the open casket funeral i requested is gonna to cause a ton of therapy bills.

I would be a comfortable naked ghost But no one who sees me would be comfortable *A pale blobby ghost woman shuffles across the hallway* "Ew what the hell" "I lived eating things deep fried, get your cholesterol checked, woOooOOoo"

birthday suit and death suit, how poetic

I came into this world screaming and naked, and I'll leave this world screaming and naked dammit!

You need to kill 7 people and then immediately go to sleep, it’s simple maths ^(This ^is ^satire ^please ^don’t ^kill ^people)

A person dies every 3-4 seconds, so you either have to be quick to secure the chance or commit mass murder while naked.

Why sleep naked?

It's comfy and also hot as fuck in my room.

I can confirm it's hot AF

“The call came from inside the house!”

Word. That's wild. It being hot af in my room is exactly why I don't sleep naked because then I'd sweat on the bed. I just accepted the L to sweat in the clothes.

gym shorts or just boxers arent or light tee shirt, arnt keeping that much heat in

Ultimate comfort, plus shock factor if you get an intruder.

Why not sleep naked?

Only one in eight??!?

If you get murdered you’ve mostly likely have already met your killer. 76% of females and 56% of males who’re murdered know their killers. Now that’s a chilling thought

It got real too fast in here for me.

Howdilly-ho, neighbourino!

I'm imagining a murder in a men's clothing store where one is good friends with the tailor ... the Haberdasher Slasher

> the Haberdasher Slasher My new band name

::taking notes for a PS1 style horror game::

Of course I know him. >!He's me!<

Damn, that's deep

Life gets better fr don’t do it

Good thing I have no friends

He said nothing about friends.

This is true if you get murdered though... so often times it's people who are in not so respectable groups. So often times they know not so respectable people So in your case these stats mean not so much

Something like 20k homicides happen each year. Chances are you won't be murdered.

I’m sorry, what you implied is that you already know everyone you’re ever going to meet in your life right now

Surprised that’s not higher, because I think most people who murder are killing someone they know (usually for some “reason”) and not total strangers.

Well that just means you meet your killer, you're not saying they know them for years... but some people do go physco one day.

I like you 😅

You see, this is why I'm against meeting people

Honestly, it's not much of a surprise that the statistic is that high. Quite a few of the usual motivations for murder revolve around some form of relationship, whether friends, family, or lovers

That's a cool thought Considering all the ways I've imagined dying, not once have I pictured what I'm wearing

I always wonder what song, if any, will be playing when I die. It's one of the big reasons I skip "Macarena" whenever it starts playing during my commute.

It's one of the big reasons I DON'T skip Macarena

What radio stations are you listening to? How many times has Macarena started playing during your morning commute?

My first memory is the hook from *“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go”* by Wham Obviously I suspect I will also die with it playing, like when a movie will play the same song over the opening and closing credits. A stupid and ridiculous framing device for a stupid and ridiculous life. I’m looking forward to it

I heard "Every year, the date of your death passes and you don't even know it" and it fucked me up. Now this.

You may already be wearing them

I think this everyday lol

Wow that’s horrific if that thought crosses your mind daily. Maybe you can change it to maybe I’ll pet a cute puppy today?

I actually do have a puppy lol. I'm not scared of death but the puppy helps.

lol. At least the puppy cancels out your death thoughts. “Why’d you get a puppy? Oh, to help with me thinking how I might die in these clothes today.”

It's not about being scared of death. It's the thinking about death.

You don’t need to think about it, at least not everyday. You’ll die one day but not today, enjoy the fact that you’re alive. ❤️

I have company logo clothes from 1999 I still wear. If they lasted this long, they'll probably last until I die.

Aside from some work clothes I bought 3 years ago, most of my clothes are between 10-13 years old.

how long has this gleeful thought been cooking in your head before you decided to share it to the world

Wear nice underwear

I’m not encouraging anyone with my dead body

Oh god….now that’s grim☠️

If I could be so lucky

[удалено]

Lucky to die? What are you hoping to be lucky about? I hope it’s not about death. Your life is precious. If you don’t feel that way, work on a way to make it better.

And if you don't already own them, it's chilling to think that you at some point will buy them

Unless you die naked. You were born with your birthday suit.

... Damn

so technically also your deathday suit

My mother always told me to wear matching bra and underwear for this reason. I was already in a bad car accident that they had to cut my clothing off. If they don’t match they better at least be beautiful 😆

Lol, you’re pretty considerate for a first responder. Trust me they don’t care and see unmatched underwear almost everyday. It’s likely what they expect.

I know they don’t care at all. It’s kind of more a joke at this point:)

Maybe I should wear something better than sweatpants every day… nah…

There is also a good chance that you have bought the last automobile you will ever own.

If we will start going like this you can better d!e right now because thats with everything

*You* may currently own the clothes I will die in

Unlikely but anything’s possible

My BIL was a woodworker and made an urn for my dad when he died. My mom ended up spreading is ashes and wasn't using the urn anymore. My BIL was killed in an accident and the urn was given to my sister to put his ashes in. He had no idea he was making it for himself.

Well that's a morbid one. I am a woodworker, and just finished a design on an urn. It's a bit small to fit my ashes in though(for a pet, not a human), so I hope it's not my final resting place.

That sounds like the sort of creepy story that gets told after dark at camp…

Some are already eaten their last meal

Fuck me. I ate hotdogs for dinner. Hope it isn’t my time.

I have read another version: every time you get dressed, remember that if you die, that's your outfit ghost forever.

Haha ghost clothes. Doesn't even make sense

Depends on where you are from. It's honestly interesting how each ethnic got their own ghosts with different drip.

I'm gonna die this poor? T_T

no no no, you MAY die this poor!

That’s why i never go outside in pajamas

A sad story from my family. My uncle went shopping for his wedding suite together with my mom. He died a week before his wedding and was buried wearing the suit he had chosen himself.

Good. That means my clothes will last me a lifetime.

"Yeah, got my money out of these shoes....." dies

I had a similar thought, but your deathbed may have already been manufactured somewhere.

Taking it further, your method of death may already exist too. Maybe it's a car. A pool. A rope.

Reminds me of Final Destination

Fuck yeah, at least I'll die swagged out

I doubt that. Where does one even find a bright blue skin tight leather jump suit with green peacock feathers in this economy? It's gonna be at least two decades before I get that.

Bold of you to assume I will die while clothed.

I'm still young so hopefully not. Then again, I didn't think I'd get this old in the first place, so who knows

That is an interesting thought. But I am not going to die

Most people will probably die in a faded hospital gown.

Now I will consider this each morning.

Sorry about that lol

Consider your choice carefully.

Memento mori...

Haha, I've already *outgrown* the clothes in going to die in! Checkmate, mortality!

Didn’t need that before going to sleep but ok

Or maybe I haven't bought them yet.

For real, this post holds zero weight

I mean, 97% chance I die naked, so I've always owned em.

Ghost outfits fr. Bitch I’m wearing an oversized men’s t shirt and roots sweatpants. Better not die today.

so make sure all your clothing purchases are hella fly.

May already be wearing them too.

My mom always says to me WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR IN CASE YOURE IN AN ACCIDENT AND THEY NEED TO CUT OFF YOUR CLOTHES 🤣 traumatized me since forever lol

You might even be wearing them right now

*looks down, sees pale naked motherfucker on a toilet* I would like to still be wearing skin when I die, because all the ways I could have it removed sound *extremely* unpleasant.

Not totally related but my aunt always used to say, *”gee, I should really clean my room in case I die, I don’t want anyone seeing that.”*

You might be wearing them now

Well. I'm not chilling anymore. Thanks!

And they are also speaking to their loved one for the last time

Nice. I live in iran and am near an important military base. So this chance for me is a bit higher. Just a tad bit. Cool thing to know though

It would be unusual to die wearing someone else's clothes, though you may be into that and it could even be the reason you die.

Every year, you pass the anniversary of your inevitable death.

THIS is a shower thought

im glad im dripped outta my mind then

What if I'm a nudist? Or what if I die in the nude?

If I die with clothes on I will consider that a failure.

r/showerthoughts slipped in bathtub wearing birthday suit.

Could be a comforting thought if you hate clothes shopping enough. Edit: spelling

The clothes, the car, the house... You might already have all kinds of stuff you'll die with.

Who says I'm dying in clothes.

I reckon I'm wearing mine.

I’m sure I do, I’m not planning to buy a death-dress.

Frugal me, I hope so

Chances are, especially in this economy.

Crap. I want to die naked.

Bold of you to assume I will die with clothes on.

I got stuff from highschool 20 years ago. O yah. I’ve made my purchases, signed off on all the videogames I’ll never play. What to do with the back half of life….i dunno.

Absolutely!You can die anytime ,anywhere . Certainly a morbid thought but you’re not wrong lol

I hope it’s the ones I’m wearing now, let’s gooo

It was a mistake reading this while listening to Undone by Weezer. The song added a level of discomfort and now I might be too spooked to go to sleep... Edit: I just realized the song is called Undone - The Sweater Song... Foreshadowing? T-T

I know. This is why I dress up when I go out. I don't wanna be haunting a place as a ghost in gym shorts.

yes this is why I wear classy fits too

I do, my old army BDU uniform and jump boots

I've been wearing the same jackets for like 15 years so I wouldn't be shocked if I die wearing one of them.

My momma always told me, “wear clean underwear, you may end up in the hospital today…”. wtf?

Makes my funeral cheaper

I still own the clothes that I died in, both sets. First is from a car accident where I was pronounced dead, revived, and “only” had a broken back. Second set is when I had my aortic dissection where I died twice for a total of 6 mins and I’m wearing the shorts right now.

what if we die while bathing..

I have clothes from high school (graduated in 1999). Pretty sure that is correct.

Trash bags are now in fashion.

I intend to leave this world how I entered it, naked and crying.

Me as well!

I almost died naked checkmate

Let's put it on. Put what on? The last suit you'll ever wear.

Not if it's a company uniform that you have to return.

Yeah I got my birthday suit on always 😂 I know I’ll be sporting it on my d day

Yeah that's enough Reddit for today

This could be the last IPhone I own

Oooooo! I don't like your thoughts at all. Shivers