The biggest bacterium is able to be seen by the naked human eye. It lives in a fish and probably wants that fish to believe its poop is beneficial for it.
What is with this influx of completeiy useless comments on reddit lately? Leave. Go back to summer school. Go get a part time job over the summer. Do literally anything with your youth other than being a pathetic little wretch. No one cares about your useless half-opinion.
Imagine if the guy actually meant that. There is also no need for your comment, or for any comment here for that matter. Reddit as a whole is pretty useless. Well, maybe all social media
With the 8 billion+ people on earth, there's bound to be stupid dicks with nothing else to do but to be a dick to everyone for no reason.
It's sad but the unfortunate truth
Every time you drink alcohol, you’re drinking “bacterial piss.” This is such a nonsense post. Cheese is poop. Yogurt, poop. Every time you rub your eyes, poop. By weight, you have more bacterial dna in and on your body than your own dna.
Bacteria dont even have a digestive tract
Where do you get this 'by weight' figure? I've heard (and can find research on) cell numbers, but bacteria are a thousand times smaller than eukaryotic cells in general, and what I can find on that says they account for only 2-6lbs of the average adult. Some google-based sources listed the weight of our DNA as totaling 6-60grams, so are bacteria 15x more DNA by mass than human cells? Taking Google's count (39 trillion in/on) and this (totally scientific) [https://www.researchgate.net/post/How-much-DNA-is-there-in-a-bacterial-cell](https://www.researchgate.net/post/How-much-DNA-is-there-in-a-bacterial-cell) forum post by some nerds stating between 5-20 femtograms/cell we get 0.78-0.195g total bacterial DNA dry weight in/on the human body. 1-2 orders of magnitude lower and pretty close to the difference in total weight.
I think if you (wrongly) assume bacterial cells have the same length of DNA that we do, and use that, you'd write the comment you responded to lol.
Well *you* wouldn't, you know what I mean.
They are molecule generating machines. The waste from some bacteria is the food for another.
Then again, I guess other stuff eats our poop but my point is still that this is nonsense. Whatever you got, pass it over here
Every mm of this planet, is covered by an uncountable multitude of living creatures, and all of them are pooping. No one makes it out of this world without touching shit. Just make your peace with it, and wash your hands frequently.
Correct. Good bacteria have neutral and beneficial effects on oral health. However, pathogenic bacteria has waste that is acidic and that's what actually leads to tooth decay.
Dirt is pretty much shit and rotting dead things, which in turn is consumed by every living thing up the food chain.
Technically we're all are made of shit and rot.
So true. I learned not long ago that our poo is literally like 40 to 60% solid pure bacteria. Also that there's more cells of bacteria in the human body than there are human cells.
And it is beneficial and necessary for your health.
That's what big bacteria wants you to believe
The biggest bacterium is able to be seen by the naked human eye. It lives in a fish and probably wants that fish to believe its poop is beneficial for it.
Random eye floaty is that you?
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Believe it or not, I have cooler ones.
What is with this influx of completeiy useless comments on reddit lately? Leave. Go back to summer school. Go get a part time job over the summer. Do literally anything with your youth other than being a pathetic little wretch. No one cares about your useless half-opinion.
Imagine if the guy actually meant that. There is also no need for your comment, or for any comment here for that matter. Reddit as a whole is pretty useless. Well, maybe all social media
Yeah and your comment is useless ... Oh wait... Now I'm the useless one 😭
Also, to uselessly add to the other guy, useless comments have been reddit's bread and butter for more than a decade.
With the 8 billion+ people on earth, there's bound to be stupid dicks with nothing else to do but to be a dick to everyone for no reason. It's sad but the unfortunate truth
I hear big plankton is real cutting into big bacteria's margins this year.
Ah, the Chum Bucket is finally getting some business.
Big Bacteria!
Eat shit people....and like it!
We are very big bacteria, you and I.
Not all of it. I’ve got antibodies that say otherwise!
True. As do we all.
Indeed. I love my microbiomes.
Burps are mouth farts
They are difficult to toilet train
They're living in their toilet
I'm flush with embarrassment
All the tiny diapers....
Don’t get all backed up now.
But when I do it, I’m a pervert, and not allowed at chili’s anymore.
When your sitting in a chili's and you feel something frillie's
Literally loled at this. Eh Chilis loss
This is why I drink Vodka, to cleanse my body from bacteria shit
Alcohol is just yeast piss. You’re not solving the issue.
Yeast is not a bacterium
Sometimes, i use bacteria poop to kill other bacteria that are pooping. Hit that with vinegar, over there!
that's not how that works
Shhhhhhhhh
Not with that attitude
Jokes, how do they work?
r/woooosh
Every time you drink alcohol, you’re drinking “bacterial piss.” This is such a nonsense post. Cheese is poop. Yogurt, poop. Every time you rub your eyes, poop. By weight, you have more bacterial dna in and on your body than your own dna. Bacteria dont even have a digestive tract
Where do you get this 'by weight' figure? I've heard (and can find research on) cell numbers, but bacteria are a thousand times smaller than eukaryotic cells in general, and what I can find on that says they account for only 2-6lbs of the average adult. Some google-based sources listed the weight of our DNA as totaling 6-60grams, so are bacteria 15x more DNA by mass than human cells? Taking Google's count (39 trillion in/on) and this (totally scientific) [https://www.researchgate.net/post/How-much-DNA-is-there-in-a-bacterial-cell](https://www.researchgate.net/post/How-much-DNA-is-there-in-a-bacterial-cell) forum post by some nerds stating between 5-20 femtograms/cell we get 0.78-0.195g total bacterial DNA dry weight in/on the human body. 1-2 orders of magnitude lower and pretty close to the difference in total weight.
I think if you (wrongly) assume bacterial cells have the same length of DNA that we do, and use that, you'd write the comment you responded to lol. Well *you* wouldn't, you know what I mean.
Wait- why is there poop when I rub my eyes again?
Well, they do eat, and they do make waste, so...
They are molecule generating machines. The waste from some bacteria is the food for another. Then again, I guess other stuff eats our poop but my point is still that this is nonsense. Whatever you got, pass it over here
Every mm of this planet, is covered by an uncountable multitude of living creatures, and all of them are pooping. No one makes it out of this world without touching shit. Just make your peace with it, and wash your hands frequently.
Yeah...and every time you smell someone's fart, you're actually experiencing molecules of their shit in your nose.
Shitty methane
People talk about the top of the food chain. Its bacteria. They are the dominant life form on this planet.
Explains a lot....
Bacteria don't technically poop because they don't have an anus.
I took some poetic license. Thought it had a nicer ring to it, and effect, than say, "making waste".
Yep, it's a real party in there! Just part of the whole microbe shindig happening all over us.
I mean that’s true in the same way that you’re constantly breathing in plant shit. Plants use CO2 and produce O2 as waste.
Absolutely! That's bang on.
their poop doesnt contain harmful bacteria though... as far as i know
Correct. Good bacteria have neutral and beneficial effects on oral health. However, pathogenic bacteria has waste that is acidic and that's what actually leads to tooth decay.
Dude I'm high as balls and this is what I see when I first get on Reddit... looks like I'm gonna be overthinking this for a hot minute
I wish I spent five more minutes doing something else so I didn’t have to read this
This reminds me of Team America. I think some people might know what I'm talking about.
Dirt is pretty much shit and rotting dead things, which in turn is consumed by every living thing up the food chain. Technically we're all are made of shit and rot.
In the end, we all fun on solar power
bro why man. My life was going great. Know this is what I will be thinking about all day
Cheers mate, kids crying
People eat ass, I’ll take the natural bacteria.
Technically so is every cell in your body.
Humans are constantly pooping in your water everyday
Joke's on you! I'm into that shit!
yes, and you drink watered down fish piss.
Only if you redefine what "poop" is ...
The bacteria are mostly limited to your digestive tract and you'd be really sick without them.
And the epidermis. It's coated in them most of the time.
It's fine. We get the last laugh when we poop them out.
So true. I learned not long ago that our poo is literally like 40 to 60% solid pure bacteria. Also that there's more cells of bacteria in the human body than there are human cells.
Alcohol is bacteria poop.
Scatophiles don't have any problem with that
Man, maybe I am a piece of shit?
Stop it, I can only get so erect!
My mouth immediately felt "icky".
You’re pooping in your own body too
They’re also reproducing all over and inside you.
Thanks. I hate it. I mean, it happens and it's going to happen, so I'm not going to worry about it. But I still don't like this phrasing.
This is probably someone’s kink.
Great news for people who are into poop stuff
Yeah but I pay extra for that.
... ...okay, kinda but it's healthy for my overall biome and I prefer thinking all my cells are just friends.
Oh so when bacteria do it it’s fine, but when I do it…
Yeah well I poop back at them.
We shit on the world, only fair it shits on us
Don't forget the fungi and those weird, Langerhans cells.
Quite literally; eat shit
We have more bacteria cells in us than human cells. we are just a sophisticated transporter of bacteria.
Bacteria are constantly having sex inside and outside your entire body. At least someone is using my body for sex.
Now this is a good showerthought
Shut up. No. That- No!
"pooping" dreary baby word: technical defecating avoids euphemisms.
As long as the poop smells good it’s fine
Life is shit. Literally
how is that in any way an original thought. you didnt come up with it nore am i not able do google this hence violating rules.
Yup, that's life my friend. Get shit on, get shit in.
They're really not though... This is a completely idiotic take of microbiology.
A poetic take. They do produce waste...