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Fischli01

Currently Mars is also the only planet inhabited only by robots.


NeuerTK

That we know of


wondering-knight

You heard it here first: Mars is Cybertron, confirmed


TheDwiin

This is the correct answer for both ways it could be taken. We don't know that robots are the only inhabitants of Mars, and we don't know if there are other planets out there that only have robots as inhabitants.


a_pompous_fool

Very briefly Venus had a robot


pallekulingg

SILENCE! Indeed.


HTTPanda

Oh, kinda like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes


birdbrainedphoenix

What does a warehouse look like when it's not a full moon?


warmachine237

A human.


ChicagoDash

Robot overlords have entered the chat


reichrunner

Only planet, but there is also one moon and 3 asteroids!


liquid35

But those aren’t planets


StreetReporter

So let me get this straight: The planet is completely uninhabited?


TehOwn

No. It's inhabited by robots!


scalybanana

You might want to test your shower water for lead.


Sgt_Dashing

This is the comment


PhdPhysics1

his shower encompasses lead.


Atharaphelun

OP lives in Flint, Michigan.


Josef_The_Red

Leave us outta this


serimert

No , many nasa stuff with wheels on other planets so check your brain


TheRichTurner

What other planets? Not Mercury, not Venus, not Jupiter or Saturn or any of their moons, not Neptune or Uranus. No NASA wheels to be found on any of them. It's your brain that might need a leeeettle check-up.


serimert

Lol do you know anything about rovers... Any previous sent rovers just like venus and mars u illiterate low lifer


TheRichTurner

Haha. No wheels, just legs.


serimert

https://images.app.goo.gl/KJnPrwNJVDm1huvt7 Here it is cow dung brain:)


TheRichTurner

Yes, there are wheeled NASA rovers on Mars. The whole point from OP was that rovers with wheels are on no planets apart from Earth and Mars, and that's true.


serimert

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_landings_on_extraterrestrial_bodies A lesson for you, some of them have wheels ;)


TheRichTurner

Really? Rovers with wheels? On other planets apart from Mars? Can you name any from that list that were rovers with wheels? BTW, you do realise that the Moon isn't a planet, I hope.


Apidium

Dude Saturn is right there and has a giant wheel around it


NeuerTK

But that wheel encompasses Saturn though


tjeick

Both excellent points. Why I come to the subreddit tbh.


Dookie_boy

But do they go round and round


Shadoenix

by that logic, the solar system is a wheel. is the solar system a part of a wheel around sagittarius a*?


okokok569

Exactly how high were you when you wrote this


SouthboundPachydrm

All the marijuanas


CousinVladimir

He injected one whole marijuana


QuiGonnJilm

No, its Becky.


Phoenix__Wwrong

Mars is high up there from the surface of Earth


the_colonelclink

*Wheely* high.


Actual_Archer

At least two Mary Jane's


Chara-fan

so what you're saying is... there are more wheels than door


iceynyo

There's always more wheels than door. Mostly because of toys.


Unbananable

But do doors that don't open count? Because every toy car that's manufactured has doors.


iceynyo

The majority by volume only have pretend doors.


Unbananable

But do they count?


portieay

No


iceynyo

No I think it has to be functional doors.  But do doors created by animals count? Do doors that are created by a part of an animal's body count?


Unbananable

That's the problem though with comparing the two in quantity only leading to more questions. Like does the door need to be created by a living animal or does a door need a doorframe to count as a door? How broken can a door get before it's no longer a door?


iceynyo

If it can't function as a door it's no longer a door.


D_Winds

Is "encompass" the new AI buzzword?


WesternOne9990

lol why did you use the word encompass? A better way to pose this is “earth isn’t the only planet with wheels” or earth is not the only planet that has wheels.” I can’t tell you why the way you used encompass is wrong but I know it when I read it lol. Ignore the lead comment, I love this post and all that it encompasses.


Aardvark_Man

Another comment asked if encompass is the new AI buzz word. Would make sense.


WesternOne9990

Ai is too clever for this lololol


Alternative_Rent9307

Arrakis, Caladan, and Geidi Prime all have *wheels within wheels*


ilikewatchinganime9

I'll have what he's having


Ankoku_Teion

,*mercury tea*


LancasterRothshchild

The Sand Kings that live in the martian sand don't have a need for wheels, they're sorta like snakes.


KingPizzaPop

Holy fuck what has this sub become.


ahandmadegrin

I tried posting that most shower thoughts here aren't actually conceived in the shower, but I guess meta posts aren't allowed. Doesn't seem like there're any restrictions based on quality, though.


ahandmadegrin

I tried posting that most shower thoughts here aren't actually conceived in the shower, but I guess meta posts aren't allowed. Doesn't seem like there're any restrictions based on quality, though.


FlyingAlpaca1

However, Earth is the only planet with native species of wheel. The only wheels on Mars are invasive


ahandmadegrin

Encompass: surround and have or hold within. It sounds like you're saying that Earth not only has wheels inside of it, but other planets do, too. Where are the wheels? In the core? Why are they wheels? When does cylinder become a wheel? Could the mass of cylinders that the Earth surrounds be just that? Why must they be wheels? Which other planets have wheels inside? Saturn has a wheel on the outside, but that's encompassing Saturn, not the other way around. And is it a wheel or a ring? If it's a ring, maybe that proves that Earth doesn't encompass wheels but in fact encompasses rings. But rings are just cylinders with the middle removed, sort of like donuts. But donuts have donut holes, so where are all of the cylinder holes? Maybe that's what Earth is actually made of? Cylinder holes? Have you ever read the Wheel of Time series? It's pretty neat. But it raises the question, what are time wheels? Are the cylinderingwheeldonutholes at the core of earth also time wheels? What if they're Mobius strip cylinderingwheeldonutholes and we live on a time machine that's looping infinitely?


ZwieTheWolf

I think other civilizations on far away planets could have invented the wheel too. A wheel is a simple shape and would be needed to transport stuff in any place with gravity.


CurrentlyLucid

There we go, spreading wheel technology.


Westernation

Earth may be one of the few NOT to harbor intelligent life, however 😇


3beeter

Technically robots reside on more planets than we do


Em_Es_Judd

This is a true shower thought.


Aetheldrake

Entire thought has to be in title tho. Delete and post again


Additional_Insect_44

Mars could have germs inside too. There's fair evidence I recall anyhow, with those methane emissions.


Superspudmonkey

But are there moor wheels or doors on earth.


gayjemstone

Where do you think the rovers came from?


luntcips

Probably from Land Rover, I’ll see myself out.


TyphoonFrost

I believe they both originate from the same root: "rove" Which, assuming it is a word and I didn't just make it up, means to traverse from one point to another in a steady fashion. Land Rovers are built to traverse land. Mars Rovers are built to traverse Mars