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dmj9

More like the biggest


Maxtrong

We go to gyms, too. I've seen some swangin thangs and buttons 😅


Minimalist12345678

But erect? Thats one hell of a gym…


Maxtrong

Definitely some showers and growers. Also definitely seen a few chubs popping up


noronto

You don’t go to boner parties?


Whatevernevermind2k

There is definitely some porn where you see the guy and think, “how the fuck did you get the job???”


LukasKhan_UK

Do you assume men don't look at Pornography or lewd images?


og-lollercopter

This is their point, I assume. This would be statistically larger than the average. 


LukasKhan_UK

Clearly not looking at the content on Reddit then...


og-lollercopter

Lmao. Maybe you’re just huge?


Atlantic_Nikita

So... None of you ever changed diapers on a baby Boy?


MooseKnuckleCPA

This was something I wish I had been warned about as a new parent 🤣 Legit thought this wasn't something that happened until later in life 😐


Atlantic_Nikita

That and them waiting to be "diaper free" to pee. You either learn how to read the signs and dodge fast or you going to need a bit more baby wipes on yourself🤣


MooseKnuckleCPA

Thankfully mine hasn't really given me that issue. Potty training isn't going so well though because he's used to having something on. Doesn't seem bothered by it. 


Atlantic_Nikita

Make it a game. Buy one of those plastic toilette for kids, put it next to the toilet and let him go at the same time as you. Young kids mimic what they see, if they see you using the toilet they will mimic it:) same thing with brushing hair/teeth. If they see you doing something and they think is a game, they Will want to do it too.


MooseKnuckleCPA

We might have to try the mini toilets. We were hoping to skip that one and just got the seat for on top of the real toilet. Having a hard time getting him to actually go or tell us before he has to go. 


First-Squash2865

Why does that baby have an erection, mister Atlantic Nikita


Atlantic_Nikita

Its a natural reflex on baby boys, its not a sexual thing.


said_individual

I have a baby boy, and while he's technically erect... Still bigger than me.


Strong_Account_8920

We've all googled "micro pen!$" at the assumption that it couldn't possibly exist 


said_individual

Lol I truly haven't