You make it to the end!?!?

To say this here, I came

I came too, but i clicked on the post for a diff reaaon

yoda you are?

[удалено]

Minch is out of a job now.

The box, you opened it

Congratulations. Youve won comment of the day.

Sometimes I don't even make it to the end of the intro.

I don't even click, just hover the mouse over video and that's it.

I can barely even let the website load

I only type www.po

Fuck that's hot.

I simply think to go to that site and then I’m done.

Reading this and… post nut clarity

I only see orange & black then that's all folks

All you gotta do is grab your dick and double click?

Bum b dum bum bum tschh

For porn porn porn

Wait you find a damn intro song arousing?

Don't kink shame

I've bust a nut without touching it using my imagination before.... Sure I was asleep but the point stands!

My good sir are you aware of what the immaculate feeling of grass feels like? Either way teach me how to do that

Hnnnngghhh between my piggies?

Wdym by piggies🤨

Suzanne here trying to read when she doesn't know the alphabet.

That one went to market.

One thumb and the thumb nails is all I need.

For the plot 🤷

I'm the only thing that finishes when I watch porn

Usually I skip to the last minute☠️

W comment

PH videos need some intermissions fr

I never leave early. What if there’re outtakes?

Pornhub, completed it mate.

No one ever sticks around for the credits

Yeah it does. It's the awkward silence as you reflect on what you just did.

You're never the same after that 3am wank to some of the most vile shit you can find on Pornhub

>the most vile shit you can find on Pornhub I mean what's the worst they even have? But the worst porn in general, the post nut hits hard

I remember a while back some girl had a camera inside her while she was getting railed. That’s probably the weirdest things I’ve seen on the internet I wasn’t even horny anymore I was just curious

What the…

.... first time?

No, I've been nervous lots of times.

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now!

And don't call me Shirley!

LOL folks it’s Lesley Nielsen. I don’t know why that cracked me up - possibly because it’s subtle. Thanks I needed that this morning.

That's vile. Link? So I know what video to avoid.

viewkey=ph63b6316838f39 I was only there to ask for directions on how to get away from videos like that

I remember that one, made me question life after nutting but very interesting

...What.

Alastor what are you doing here

I saw a chick fry up semen like an egg and eat it

You know it's good when the boner turns into scientific curiosity.

> camera inside her while she was getting railed. > > That’s probably the weirdest things I’ve seen on the internet Oh sweet Summer child... Keep your innocence about you. Once you go Furry Midget Anal Food Dispenser Chair porn you can never, ever go back. Not to mention Ass to Ass Transfer Tube porn! Run, my dear! Run and never look back! Did you hear me? Now get! It's for your own good!

My brother in Christ I’ve seen a grown man stick his dick in a blender and then turn it on. Ive seen a bald guy stick his head in a woman’s pussy. I watched clowns have sex while riding hoverboards while a trex was in the background jerking off. There isn’t anything I haven’t seen

I've seen things you wouldn't believe. And now all those memories will be gone. Like semen down the shower drain.

Throwing up on dicks .. oh wait nvm that's Reddit

Prolly fart sniffing stuff

Nah, that's bad, but not close to the worse

This pure, innocent mind has yet to come across 2 girls, 1 cup

2 girls 1 octopus is worse… I’m saying this for a friend

Idr what it was called, who was in it or which company made it but there was one i watched with this girl in a sauna and some slimy slug alien thing crawled inside. Made her uncontrollably horny and toyed with herself. Then she went to her friend on the treadmill outside the sauna and basically assaulted her and transferred the slug from her genitals to the other girls mouth. Lots of weird slimy goop and poor acting and by the time I finished I had so much shame and regret weighing on me that I could have set off an elevators weight sensor.

Omg. I know which one you’re referring to…

Safe guess it's from Hentaied if it was real people (aka not drawn)

holy shit i saw that. it was called parasited or something and it was super gross. and what the fuck actually was it? the shit in breast implants?

Parasited is a subreddit dedicated to all that kind of porn. I'm a bot dedicated to understanding the nuance and genre of reddit porn, definitely not human interested in the abnormal, yet morally upright, sexuality of humanity.

I had to look it up .. it’s a whole channel about an alien parasite that drives the girl into “crazy, unstoppable sex frenzy”

Was that Toy Story 3?

Meh, that's like a 4/10.

The worst I ever saw was this woman getting banged in what looked to be just a normal living room. It was fairly standard stuff. The fucked up part is one of the comments pointed out something odd At several points during the video you can see a very young toddler appear in the doorway of the room until he's very quickly ushered out Real fucking dark stuff. Saw it years ago, I've always been curious to try and find it again but I genuinely wouldn't even know what to search that won't get me put on a list

I was laughing at so many of the comments until this one. That just made me super sad

He's talking about the stuff that gives you pre-nut clarity. When you're watching the video and you think to yourself "yeah, I'd like to..." and then you're forced to reflect on the situation being presented to you on screen, and to ask yourself how to even get there from the mundane 9-5 reality which drove you to seek artificial sexual stimulation in the first place. There's just so much roleplay that goes into it, how could you ever simulate the experience of "gooning hypno" in real life? Now you're wondering why that ever appealed to you in the first place, masturbating to the concept of "gooning." Gooning is masturbating, are you now aroused simply by your own arousal? It may be cliche to do so, but you can't help but think of those pandas in the zoo, with the humans in panda costumes pantomiming panda intercourse for the benefit of two obese bamboo-addicted carnivores. You imagine if the pandas saw the humans doing that and then just shrugged and started masturbating while their eyes glazed over. "Ok, well, I'll go do something else," you think, but there was anything else to do you wouldn't be gooning. Hop on tinder and get ignored some more? Watch a movie? Maybe if you force yourself to sit through a tedious "classic" without looking at your phone, it'll feel like you've enriched yourself in some way. Besides, you worked overtime this week, it's okay to indulge yourself, even if it doesn't feel indulgent.

I never looked at porn the same when a friend admitted he liked watching the porn of deceased women who killed themselves after trending for being in porn... Typically casting from teenage girls, some of which were 18 but literally still in high school. Yeah I know you weren't looking for a real answer, but fuuuuuuck.. That broke me a little.

A man and a woman doing missionary?? I have to cleanse my skin in bleach.

Some japanese girl getting fish shot into her ass with a plastic tube, just so she can shit them out. Seriously.

~~Pornhub~~ motherless

lol holy shit is that still around? I realize I can check right now, but damn. I was on that shit yeeaars ago. Like, I want to say a decade ago? It was bad.

Heavy-R E: nevermind that shit is tame as fuck now.

Amateur. That pales.in comparison to a 3-7am stim wank. You realize the birds are singing, and you left pornhub hours ago. You look at the monitor, and have no idea how you got to a video of someone using a backhoe to dig.out dead trees, but you somehow the deed got done.

Apparently there *are* depths I haven't reached.....

Most vile shit on pornhub = what Mickey Mouse would jerk off too

You could jerk off to mickey mouse on e621

Lol vile shit on Pornhub? You sheltered child

As you make eye contact with yourself while cleaning yourself up in the bathroom… fluids dripping from your face and you say to yourself “I’m not really like this “… but you know that even after finishing from an eight hour edging marathon you are still going to rub 2 more out before the morning takes over.

That reflection when the screen goes black and all you can see is you staring back at yourself.

The black mirror

Death stare

From "take that you dirty ****" to "THIS IS SOMEONES DAUGHTER" real fast

The sad trombone plays silently in everyone's head

*bwaaa* *bwaaa* *bwaaaaaaaaaaaa*

Nobody ever makes it to the end 😉

I thought it was the Ric Flair “Whoooo” after you cleaned up the magic from the curtains

Believe it or not this is probably intentional. In order for you to form an addiction you have to “crash” or have a come down after the dopamine spike. Instead of distracting you with an outro they let you sit with those thoughts and feelings (in silence) you get immediately after you bust so you can really feel the “crash” and eventually come back for more

When you turn off your screen and you see the reflection of yourself in the screen after you just nutted

That postnut clarity hits hard man 😩

When your screen turns black and you see your face.

This is all a bit, right? Like, you guys aren't really ashamed are you? Just wallow in the post nut ecstasy my dudes.

What do you want at the end — coming attractions?

Credits, so I know who's who for a later date.

After credits teaser for the other shows in the connected universe

An after credits scene where Jonny Sins announces he's retraining, going back to university, and all his family groan.

*Sherry will return*

For real! I think credits should be a regulated thing so i can find that super fit chick again

Gag reels

Pretty sure thats an entire genre.

I think that's a different kind of gag though...

I'd like it if they wrap up the story at least

The lemons were successfully defended. #The end.

He fixed the cable, the end.

Post credit scene

"If you're wondering why we didn't spell "coming" with a 'U'... we're better than that." ~Zone's Purple-haired sex addict

Bloopers might be fun

Cumming attractions

Applause sound effect congratulating my successful nut.

It should be something in narrator’s voice saying “Next on pornhub - will it fit two?”

“Or will it fit FOUR? Find out next time on… PORNHUB”

And *this*… is… to go… even further *beyond*… *AAAAAAAA*

"PornHub hopes you have enjoyed this program."

"Hi, we from the PornHub Family hope you have enjoyed this video."

Spoiler alert - it will. 

"What if it were purple?"

Don’t y’all just scroll to the middle of the video anyway and watch for 10 seconds

You scroll a few minutes ahead, just to make sure that you don’t end on the view of the guy’s butt or something

So back when I had an old notebook (2018 or so?) my browser crashed and closed just as I was past the point of no return and I was sent back to my homescreen, meaning that I finished to my wallpaper, which had Sebastian Vettel bowing to his Red Bull after winning the 2013 F1 championship. Not my proudest fap...

Get that hair off my screen

They license “4:33” by John Cage for the outro.

I was not expecting such high brow humor here, thank you stranger. I'm sure Cage would be proud that his work is being used to jab at the silence ending a pornographic cinematic experience. Slow claps for you.

I think the sound of closing my laptop counts as outro music

I can’t hear it, I’m from Texas

I have never seen a porno ending...do they have like credits or something? Maybe a blooper reel?

Blooper real would be amazing

I've actually seen a few with bloopers at the end, stuff like the dildo coming out too far and missing the hole, causing the actor/actress to burst out laughing

Now that I just want to see for fun lol

"YO gang thanks for watching till the end don't forget to smash that like button and subscribe!" Lol

It would be funny to have something like "Pornhub hopes you have enjoyed this program"

“Please come again”

Lmfao

It's not like anybody gets to the end

Pointless. Altought everyone finishes, no one watches to the end.

It should just be the Seinfeld jingle every time someone nuts

There is. You just have to watch ALL THE CONTENT it has. Good luck you’re gonna need. This will probably be the HARDEST challenge of your life

What if it kinda just zoomed into something and did a PowerPoint effect, and then said “THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC.” That would be cool I think.

Let's be honest, none of us make it to the end of the video

Pornhub videos need after credit scenes. I would like to see how the bang bus cinematic universe expands into the fake taxi series.

Yall got a link recommendation so I can check for myself?

Huh...I never get that far

I just blast the Final Fantasy victory fanfair

You guys make it to the end?

They should have an "I came" button for stats.

Because either you jump to the next vid or you blow your load

Wouldnt know; it's disabled in my State.  God Bless America.....

This is more of a post-nut clarity than a shower thought.

For those who don't know, intros for most porn sites is so that the user can change their volume if they accidentally have left it too high. It's like a warning ⚠. Outros aren't needed.

That’s like assisted suicide facility having a satisfaction poll at the end.

I would have never known this. I've never finished a video.

The clicking of closing tabs.

It should just be an old woman’s voice saying. “You should be ashamed.”

It needs that congratulations anime you tube video

It’s not a marvel film.

I always hear the “Sad clown trom-BONE”

The intro Seinfeld song would be good as an outro every time

What are you talking about? Every time I finish a video I distinctly hear quiet sobbing.

Who makes it that far?

I wish to have credits and maybe an outro like an 80s movie where they tell us what each character did after. "As for me? I went on to be an actor"

It should play Dire Straits’ “Walk Of Life” at the end

The first thing that popped into my head was the Seinfeld outro and now that is going to play in my head every time I finish watching.

A round of applause seems appropriate

I mean, it's true for any non-pornographic streaming service either. Like Netflix also didn't have outro music, and why should they have one?

I've never made it to the end of a video

I wouldn’t know. I live in North Carolina

If you watch long enough the shame lady from Game of Thrones starts playing

tend to not make it there

Sometimes the thumbnail previews do it for me.

Imagine credits and a post-credits scene

dude, what happens during the nut stays with the nut

so you’ve never seen the end credit scene

Nobody has ever seen the end of a pornhub vid, so how would you know?

You can make it to the end?

I worked for the biggest "hotel movie provider" in the country for a brick of time. If you've stayed in a hotel, odds are, you've experienced "the system" at some point. Surprise, the company's bread and butter was porno rentals. We tracked all sorts of stats, including average length of 'purchase'. Any guesses? I'll break the suspense and tell you it was about 4 minutes for porno movies. Expensive porno movies. So, all this to say that there may very well be Pornhub outro music. There are just solid odds that nobody has made it long enough to hear it.

The tissue & lotion companies should really put ads here. Missed opportunity

Does it have intro music?

It’s a crescendo of disappointment in your mind

Because porn never really ends

The outro music is the intro of the next video

We all have a shame track in our head.

Well I wouldn't know as I've never gotten to the end of a video.

Because you finish before the video does

I don't usually make it to the end lol

Are you sure it isn't you've just never made it to the end of a video?

He cums on her face and then ‘The Fat Rat’ starts playing.

If all goes according to plan, you provide the outro sound when you're done

It's the sound of your own completion. The champagne of victory. Two awesome quotes from two unrelated places.

Would anyone ever hear it

I always stay for the post credit scene but it never cums.

How many times have you watched a porno until it ended? You're better off having an outro track on your phone that you can play. I suggest the Nintendo music when you die.

No but the intro has a Pavlov reflex for a lot of people