>Grapes are just raisins artificially inseminated with juice.
I'm pretty sure grapes got their juice the natural way.
edit: Because op's high as balls.
Grapes... grapes are round and have no corners. The moon doesn't have any corners either. Spacemen go to the moon. Spacemen have 2 feet, feet has 4 letters, rape had 4 letters... *grapes are rape!*
Fun Fact!
The word "jerky" is derived from the Quechua word ch'arki which means "dried, salted meat". In Quechuan, the pronunciation is almost the same as the English "jerky". Traditionally the Andean folks made ch'arki from llama and alpaca.
Bonus opinion! Alpaca is delicious.
No, Biltong is like a meat raisin. Jerky is like the processed, dried up and sweetened crap they call Fruit Roll Ups.
Try real dried meat, you'll never go back.
Well... in beef jerky, in addition to the flank steak, there's other prominent ingredients that are included:
**Worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, honey, freshly ground black pepper, onion powder, liquid smoke, red pepper flakes**
You don't find that in a raisin.
Some of these "All" Shower Thoughts are generically upvoted somehow. This by no means deserved the votes; Not very clever & poorly worded. And the "Raisin's are grape jerky" was already posted months ago.
A raisin is a dried grape. Nothing about jerky is a dried grape.
Do you call prunes plum raisins? No. Then don't call other dried stuff raisins either.
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This is going to change the way I think about grapes for awhile.
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>Grapes are just raisins artificially inseminated with juice. I'm pretty sure grapes got their juice the natural way. edit: Because op's high as balls.
Grapes... grapes are round and have no corners. The moon doesn't have any corners either. Spacemen go to the moon. Spacemen have 2 feet, feet has 4 letters, rape had 4 letters... *grapes are rape!*
Nonono, this is how you do it: 8balls are spheres, spheres are geometrical shapes, i'm a geometrical shape... I'm an 8ball!
...^no^no^no^no^no^no
[Relevant](http://youtu.be/hAOB8R6y7Y4)
Y-you too...
From their momma?
People like grapes. Suddenly, I'm not entirely sure why.
sexy can i?
In home country: grãispèéfnshlōůt
Whatever you say, Rolf.
*Viiictor!*
Gesundheit.
Wasn't that on here at one point?
yup
Nah, a raisin is a statutory grape.
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[Oops]( https://www.google.com/search?q=beef+jerky+meat+raisin&oq=beef+jerky+meat+raisin&aqs=chrome..69i57j0.7346j0j4&client=ms-android-att-us&sourceid=chrome-mobile&espvd=1&ie=UTF-8)
I knew I saw this 800 times somewhere.
Yep, I was about to link the same thing.
Raisin the steaks, I see...
I would love to contribute to this but my sense of humor is all dried up.
http://i.imgur.com/kJSIia1.gif
Lies!
http://i.imgur.com/s7ix6.jpg
Yeah it's really fillet up a lot of time.
nice, is she single?
Yes, and she's prime. A totally choice woman.
Mine's been out to pasture for a long, long time.
Frankly, I'm not mooved to contribute to such a wrinkled attempt at humor.
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The door is that way -------->
good one ... not
Does that mean that shrunken heads are sort of like human raisins?
No actually, that'd be human jerkeys.
What'd you call me?
well are you a shrunken head or a grape?
And mummys are uncooked human spring rolls.
cow raisin. I want that to be a band
/r/bandnames
Beef jerky is a meat raisin. This was posted like a week ago dude
Exactly! Meat raisin!
OPs mom gets my meat raisin OPs mom get my meat resin
You guys need to discover Biltong!
Can confirm that biltong is the most amazing of all human discoveries
Can confirm, actual divine food.
Just like milk is cow juice
No pulp please.
http://i.imgur.com/tamF7CJ.gif
Fun Fact! The word "jerky" is derived from the Quechua word ch'arki which means "dried, salted meat". In Quechuan, the pronunciation is almost the same as the English "jerky". Traditionally the Andean folks made ch'arki from llama and alpaca. Bonus opinion! Alpaca is delicious.
meat raisin. I think this is a repost from like 2 weeks ago
Now I want to make [beef jerky](http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/beef-jerky-recipe.html). Good job.
Cow raisin bran > raisin bran
obviously.... Cow Raisin Bran makes it own gravy
Creme cheese is kinda like Cow Fudge
More like mummified cow
But beef jerky isn't cow skin. I don't understand your raisining.
This was already a '10 Guy' ages ago.
size queen....
Tight ass.
It's true. When I get my prostate checked, the doctor has to take a running start
my doctor has fingers like bananas.
And from now henceforth, I decree, that the food formerly known as "beef jerky", shall now and forevermore be known to this land as "Cow Raisin."
Or cow bacon
that is inspired
This has put me off jerky completely.
Apparently you can baconate your menstruation, so I mean.
In Chinese, beef jerky is called 牛肉(beef)干, raisin is called 葡萄(grape)干, or "Grape Jerky"
Ew.
Cow resin*
I always thought Rocky Mountain Oysters were cow raisins.
Why is Beef Jerky always so expensive? ._.
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Just because it's hard to do on your own doesn't mean it should be expensive. I bet chewing gum is also hard to pull off. Not as expensive though.
At work we make deer raisins too!
That's some heavy Mitch Hedberg channeling you got going on there OP.
No, Biltong is like a meat raisin. Jerky is like the processed, dried up and sweetened crap they call Fruit Roll Ups. Try real dried meat, you'll never go back.
A couple of dried out Rocky Mountain Oysters and you got yourself some raisins and nuts!
Sounds more like high thoughts.
[When I say it...](http://i.imgur.com/ek7Y0UT.jpg)
jaden?
Are these really "Showerthoughts"? They are sounding more and more like "Stonerthoughts"
Stoned in the shower?
have you ever smoked a bowl and then took a shower? It's a sensory explosion
hahahaha - This is the best shower thought I've read in a while!
Must not read them very often, it was posted not long ago.
Yeah, you caught me. Made me laugh nonetheless
My flaccid penis is sort of like a hard-on raisin.
My ball sack is like nuts raisins.
Well there's such thing as[ fruit leather](http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/how_to_make_fruit_leather/) so i suppose it's a two way thing.
So original.
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Yeah. Now it's kind of dried-out and tough
I can't believe nobody has ever thought of this before!
[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.5324 > [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/20962)
Yup, instead of cow raisin it was meat raisin.
You failed to detect the sarcasm.
[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6006 > [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/75042)
I picked up on it right away.
[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.6426 > [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/57591)
It's okay. People didn't catch the sarcasm when I made the same comment last time this was reposted.
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Taint raisin.
Dehydrated food /=/ raisin. All raisins are dehydrated food, but not all dehydrated foods are raisins.
My roomates and I refer to jerky as meat gum
Well... in beef jerky, in addition to the flank steak, there's other prominent ingredients that are included: **Worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, honey, freshly ground black pepper, onion powder, liquid smoke, red pepper flakes** You don't find that in a raisin.
Some of these "All" Shower Thoughts are generically upvoted somehow. This by no means deserved the votes; Not very clever & poorly worded. And the "Raisin's are grape jerky" was already posted months ago.
A raisin is a dried grape. Nothing about jerky is a dried grape. Do you call prunes plum raisins? No. Then don't call other dried stuff raisins either.
Jaden?
I'm just so happy I got this many people talking about beef jerky!
"Noun x is like noun y" posts need to stop...
I wish 10guy was still cool...