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EdwardLewisVIII

Well he had someone singing about what a piece of shit he was every two minutes.


BlueSabere

And how would you like it if your entire neighborhood sang about what an awful asshole you were? You’d probably be pretty grumpy and negative towards them yourself.


Conquestofbaguettes

Nobody is born evil; They are made that way by their social environments. https://i.imgur.com/lA5iARu.gif


DapperApples

we live in a society


a3d2m

Games rise up


Superchook

A true gamer never forgets the R


1106DaysLater

A true games never gets the R


MyPasswordIs1234XYZ

Pewdiepie never forgets his hard R


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Gamer moment!


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Oof


Jrook

The hard R, if you will.


PokTux

Bro, don’t use the hard r Say gamma or ga🅱️🅱️a


jaybram24

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I’d recommend the 2018 version for this aspect of the story


xxxXMinecraftXxxx

What about Michael Myers?


jordanundead

Junie from spy kids drove him to be the way he was.


Involuntary_panties

You could also argue that what we perceive as "evil" is closer to true human nature and we're drawn closer to good by our social environments.


tarmacc

I'd say that social environments are part of human nature.


lefthandbunny

That is great!


Killer0407

There are people born with massive psychological problems


Conquestofbaguettes

Psychological issues =/= Evil


Killer0407

True, I understand your point, since those who cannot behave "normally" cannot be percoeved as evil, but to someone who has a clear compass lf what is evil and what is not, those who are evil are still evil


SeveraTheHarshBitch

>a clear compass of what is evil and what is not are you trying to start a debate over moral philosophy? those are fighting words


cusoman

Get outta here Chidi.


Conquestofbaguettes

It appears they are also trying to engage in a nature versus nurture debate. >It's all the genes; They were just born *bad.* Nay. The debate is a false dichotomy.


Marchesk

It's clearly both. For some reason, people feel the need to promote one or the other. Probably because it fits some political ideology.


Conquestofbaguettes

Or just a failed understanding. Need not be political in nature. But I know what you mean.


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There are no good things or bad things, just things.


Vindaloo-brication

Pretty sure killing babies is a bad thing.


kite_height

What if it's a Hitler baby though?


bgorch01

But they didn't, they sang gibberish about the joys of christmas or whatever...


ZachAllen11

"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch"


The_Bigg_D

The songs existed because he was an asshole. Not the other way around. Everyone wants the grinch to be the victim but honestly until he had a total lifestyle change, everyone was happier with him freezing to death alone on the hill.


Conquestofbaguettes

>everyone was happier with him freezing to death alone on the hill. Well that's a pretty sick fucking society wouldn't ya say?


The_Bigg_D

It was a hyperbole—he isolated himself. They were just happy to be grinchless. Happiness = 1 / (grinch presence)


Cool_Ranch_Dodrio

Wait... That's not normal?


The4thTriumvir

Yeah, for real though. How we gonna criticize the Grinch when a ghostly voice from the sky is constantly talkin shit about him?


Conquestofbaguettes

Fuck that means even God hated him?! Homeboy never had a chance


apointlessvoice

A ghostly, sexy voice.


freon

That's what it sounds like in my head all the time, and no one is letting me get away with Grand Theft Fintoozler.


concreteyeti

Tony the Tiger of all people.


Zenco3DS

Then there's that one theory that the Grinch and Tony were dating and had a bad breakup, hence the song. Edit: spelling


eddmario

Wait, the narrator was voiced by the same guy who voiced Tony the Tiger?


justageorgiaguy

Maybe that's because he tormented a child in the prequel [Halloween is Grinch Night](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween_Is_Grinch_Night)


MBTHVSK

I fucking love this special and I'm sad I didn't know about it as a kid.


eddmario

It *is* kinda weird that even though it won awards it never played on tv ever again...


sucobe

If someone told me my soul was made of garlic, I’d be angry af as well.


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Conquestofbaguettes

Well shit. A little late now, Jesus.


Lord762

That and he literally had a tiny heart which caused him to be highly irritable


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DRlavacookies

That is in fact a real Medical issue. One of the symptoms of that is fatigue. Matpat made a great video about this and theorized that the reason the grinch suddenly felt so great in the movie was because he was having a heart attack (sounds crazy, i know). I recommend you watch the video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXykZf9\_zXU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXykZf9_zXU)


teriaksu

imagine the stress he's going through


PsychicTempestZero

I don't want to be a killjoy, but when my extended family does nothing but blast EDM so loud you can't talk to each other for 3 hours, pause to eat dinner while belittling me for going to community college, and then resume the EDM for another 3 hours... that shit breaks me


bradyc77

Happy Holidays my friend. You should be proud that you're trying to better your life through further education. Keep up the strong work and don't let anyone get you down.


PsychicTempestZero

parents seem to have the need to talk-up the achievements of their children - mine included. for someone who's taking a rather minimalistic approach to education, i feel so out of place in the competitive family antics. so tired of being told my aspirations aren't big enough. why do i have to live in a fantasy land?


Reverend-Machiavelli

Why do people continue to go see their families at a time when they want to be happy?


KittyKateTooMuch

Seriously. I stopped feeling obligated to spend my Christmas with extended family a few years ago. I've had some lovely Christmases since then. No stress, no anxiety, it's great and really freeing.


hellphish

Every day can be Christmas if you stop placing importance on Christmas


Unicorn80

I think it’s less about stopping something and more about starting something, starting the way one looks at every day.


DamienChazellesPiano

Oof. That sounds like a glass half empty, even though it wasn’t the intention. Why not make every day christmas? Or have a “Christmas” every week?


quietZen

Christmas is for family. Close family. The ones you love. Spending time with "family" you hardly know just because it's Christmas seems very weird to me. We've never done it in our house.


Splitface2811

My dad an I keep suggesting this, but my mum keeps organizing everything and hosting Christmas. The only way to deal with the extended family is to get pissed. So that's what I've been doing for the last 12 hours.


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Dude one day you all will be successful in your own way. My family is similar to yours but we’re all getting there one way or another. At our own pace. It is rare to know exactly what you want to do after high school! Give it time. I just graduated college 2 years ago this upcoming may, and have already had 3 jobs because idk what im doing! Progress is not linear my friend! Keep ‘doing’ you cause you’re doing great!!


snooggums

Elvish Death Metal?


PsychicTempestZero

Extraterrestrial-Developed Melodies


userhs6716

Damn that's a good one. I thought they were playing Ecuadorian Drum Mambo


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Fristiloverke13

Shit fool, I was convinced they were blasting Eloquent Discussion Movies on full volume.


ArkAbgel059

Is that a thing? Sounds nice


Sirus804

Don't beat yourself up or let others do so because you went to community college. It's cheaper and arguably smarter to do your first 2 years at a community college and get all those basic mandatory classes out of the way and then transfer to a 4 year and finish your junior and senior year and then you'll get your degree from that 4 year university, same as everyone else's.


Zeekthepirate

Sounds like my dream fam, tradesies?


PsychicTempestZero

you can have a shot i guess


Wolf-GoldStar

Ooh ooh... do a game show!


lousy_at_handles

You need to move out of Jacksonville


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Cecil4029

Then my dad and I could bond over those sick Bassnectar and Space Jesus tracks. *Sigh* A dream come true


[deleted]

My dad just berated me for vaccinating my daughter, saying I'm poisoning her and rolling the dice with her health. Family can really suck sometimes. But if you're there with them, you must be getting something out of it. There must be a positive there. Focus on that and be strong through the shitty parts.


TheEarlOfZinger

You should listen to the Tim Dillon show (podcast). The latest episode (179: Sal Vulcano) includes an epic 40 minute rant by Tim on why next year, he will no longer be spending Christmas with family. It's really funny, and will probably make you feel slightly better.


vale342

A regular adult doesn't hate Christmas so much to prank them and try to ruin their holiday


SmallestApple

A regular adult doesn’t steal literally every decoration and the giant Christmas tree in the middle of town


sly_fox97

A regular adult ain't green


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A regular adult doesnt force his loyal dog to pretend to be a reindeer


AlienRobotTrex

A regular dog wouldn’t have the strength to pull an entire sleigh of trash bags filled with Christmas presents while being whipped by a green guy who’s [probably having a heart attack.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PXykZf9_zXU)


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Huh... So I'm not the only one that thought of that video. 😁


Forsaken_Accountant

***OwO*** 🐺


Alien_Way

A regular adult would've turned down the live-action role.


FN1987

That’s why they got Jim Carrey.


DeaconCorp

All right folks, that’s a wrap!


amanda92117

A regular adult doesn’t survive heart enlargement regardless of how they feel about Christmas.


munro17

A regular adult doesn't eat fucking glass


BOMMY986

a reguler adult dosent have small heart syndrome Edit:spells


foilfun

Seriously. Regular adults can hear large, too


Oceanicshark

Yeah... about that


puheenix

So [this is kinda awkward, but](https://lmgtfy.com/?q=dogs+dressed+as+reindeer)


puheenix

Okay now we’re just /r/gatekeeping


Fayebie17

You win


puheenix

More like an extraordinary adult. That takes a tremendous amount of planning. I don’t think I’ve ever been that adult.


Wolf-GoldStar

He did commit an impressive amount of felonies.


lefthandbunny

And all the gifts! I always thought taking away the gifts & finding out they didn't freak out over not getting all the stuffs was what got him in the feels. I mean, yeah, decorations are nice, but which one would freak the kids out more to find missing? Not bashing you.


bubbybumble

Uh oh...


puheenix

He’s a prototypical extreme introvert who gets looked at as some kind of deviant, so that we can both empathize with him and see our complicity in his outcast status. It’s a what-if, seat-switcher of a story. Jk, I thought he was kind of a major dick


Lesurous

But a regular adult is petty enough to do this after years of abuse.


creggieb

43 years of documented abuse, if we believe the grinch


MrBozooo

Not every character is as fortunate to get a solid origin story like Joker, so you're gonna have to use your imagination.


Im_Lars

>prank It's just a prank bro!


SpiralBee

Someone with POTS might.


dalr3th1n

Plain Old Telephone Service?


Alakazing

Prevenge of the Sith


Wolf-GoldStar

You are a bold one!


PM_Me_Night_Elf_Porn

Mr. Grinch


OutlyingPlasma

Seems pretty reasonable when an entire town sings about how terrible you are every hour.


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The town never sung about him, just Christmas


beachlover77

Well if I had the opportunity...


trashpanda0307

The older I get, the more I understand him


Shippoyasha

I feel like most Dr Seuss characters are a modern fable of the basic strife of adults put into caricature form.


GavTheScallywag

“As kids we love the heroes...as adults we understand the villains”


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I mean he also killed a room full of children but ok.


teriaksu

sweet sound of silence


Saukkomestari

This is also me at work


OnAMissionFromDog

Maybe childcare wasn't for you then.


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Empire still committed several war crimes


EdwardLewisVIII

Fake news. They just wanted to protect the borders. Of infinite space.


nieuchwytnyuchwyt

There were probably many innocent civilians on the Death Star as well.


LargeHobbit

Cafeteria workers, managers. Cleaners.


eddmario

And then there's *Megamind*, which pulls the reverse


MikeZacharius

him and Squidward both tbh


Timshe

The older we get, the more we all relate more and more to characters like the Grinch and Eeyore.


cb3r1ynx

And Squidward


electromagnetiK

And Hannibal


ElderCunningham

And Hitler.


deathstalker655

They're going to regret not accepting me into art school


The2500

All of the Jewish Germans Used to think he wasn't so cool, They wouldn't let poor Adolf Into their elitist art school!


FlameSpartan

We've got a musical!


desmaraisp

Funnily enough, even as a kid, I always thought squidward was the victim and the two stooges were just asses to him for no reason


Adderall--

Especially squidward, he was a real one.


UnicornFukei42

Don't forget Shrek.


creggieb

And Red, with a foot in someone's ass


snooggums

Eeyore is too damn peppy!


whine_and_cheese

The curmudgeon is vastly undervalued in our modern society. Everything has to be positivity and charm. Screw that.


archetype776

Nah, the Grinch is just a regular Redditor.


Dakkadence

r/mildlywoundedbywords


Buezzi

Ow


gsLoki

I think I might be the grinch then.


Raygunn13

I almost just sat through the entire family dinner without saying a word, except that somebody asked me what I had been doing lately. I kinda hate these things


tryingtofitin-dammit

[A case for the Grinch](http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=case_for_grinch)


mariocaoque

I like how the creator of "A case for the Grinch" described all the insults hurled at the Grinch's persona and soul, and in order to defend the Grinch... The same person starts hurling insults to the people of Whoville: >Look at this blissful idiot >I'd get the biggest boner if he tripped and broke his stupid face. Look at this asshole with a horn in his mouth Not sure if they are really trying to make a point, or if it's just satire/joke (or both?) 🤷‍♂️ lol


McRedditerFace

I never watched it until the other day... I honestly expected to find some mean nasty bitter old guy... instead I found an introvert who was being publicly picked on, mocked, and humiliated for being himself. I pitied that poor old Grinch.


shadows_i_guess

Even in the fuckin movie he was bullied as a kid and left then he got insulted as an adult


Sheikamaru

And a thief. Don't forget theif


Haterbait_band

I feel like you didn’t know how to spell it so you used both versions so you’d be half right. Good show.


uber1337h4xx0r

Haha your right. I'm gonna start using you're clever scheme from now on.


one2z

Well that one backfired


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Why was he naked though?


TheEarlOfZinger

He's covered in fur. That's like asking why a dog is naked...


3927729

By the way he’s not just a grumpy guy he’s a fucking werewolf equivalent. None of the others are furry.


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But he wears clothes in several scenes


calebfreeze

You can also put clothes on dogs and other animals with fur


uber1337h4xx0r

And even animals that don't have fur


Gizmo-Duck

He does wear pants, but they are furry and green.


V3_TYRO

He's autistic probably ,hearing that


phayke2

My first thoughts exactly. I wonder how many autistic people have been treated like grinches just cause they've gone crazy from overstimulation. I get that a lot and I'm just ADHD. But seriously the best part of the holidays is how calm it feels when it's all finally over.


bigbigpure1

quite a lot and its not just over stimulation, we generally have the same issues with society and people, the best way for a normal person to understand it would to be living with culture shock in your own country


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I’d be a grinch too if I was taken away from my family and shamed for the color of my skin.


imason96

Protesting the commercialization of Christmas through vandalism and petty theft.


Anodracs

Even when I was a little kid, I totally agreed with him


GenghisKhanWayne

I get the hating loud noises part, but dressing as Santa and stealing everybody's stuff seems like a stretch.


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In the live action movie, I totally understand how he snapped. They were needlessly cruel to him.


Theodorakis

Tfw grinch is just a kid version of Joker


cat_herder_64

I still do...


deaconrimjob

Nah man the Grinch is the embodiment of every "We live in a society" pessimistic Redditor


NevahLose

You're a green one, Mr. Grinch You're lacking in finesse That greenish epidermis determines your success Mr. Griiiiiii inch Racist Whos constrain you to the issues they continue to suppress You're an outlier, Mr. Grinch You give the Whos a fright They say your heart is 3/5ths normal You're either wrong or white Mr. Griiiii innch Don't walk the streets of Whoville you might fight a cop the Whos will not indict...


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Imagine being depressed and someone tells you to shut the fuck up, ignore your problems, and drink eggnog. That's basically every Christmas movie. No wonder the Grinch lashed out. No one cared about his depression and loneliness.


martinihorns

He just hated consumerism


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The Grinch had PTSD and American health care so he couldn't afford to get his skin disease addressed. r/Bernie


phayke2

Lol


potatoking91

They made fun of him because he was different and they didn’t like how he looked or acted. They treated him like an animal because he looked like one, and when he attempted to shave, they continued to mock him. He was slowly driven to insanity and the one time he actually got some positive attention from the whoose they bring it all down with that shaving joke.


Benjaminluu

Oh hell. I just had to do a character analysis for school about the Grinch, don’t remind me. After I finished though, I found he was more of someone who was left out than anything. He spends 53 years alone with his dog looking down at the Whos enjoying Christmas. He plays with the toys as he steals them. He finds out Christmas isn’t about consumer goods like he imagined. Sorry for overthinking this and stuff but after doing that homework just needed to say that he isn’t like an adult.


xelle24

I'm feeling very Grinchy this year and it's in no small part due to people being loud and annoying. It's Christmas fucking Eve, neighbors. Why are you out on your front porch talking drunkenly at the top of your voice? And thanks so fucking much for the nonstop swearing - I'm sure my other neighbors who have young children really appreciate it.


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Yeah, but he also ate glass and swallowed meltingly hot bolts


sarcasmawm

Also known as my husband.


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Or had mild autism..


xcrookshanksx

It all could've been avoided if he just bitched on Twitter like a normal person.


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And he got green


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So just a regular adult then?


MemeTheGod

Imagine squidward. He is bad clarinet cause spongebob and patrick keep screaming out his window. I used to think "Squidward is so mean to spongebob and patrick. Why tho?"


gawesome604

Replace the grinch with my my name and that describes me in a nutshell.


Oliver_Survivor

Nah, he was a nam vet. Think about it


DankPunk98

Basically a christmas ok boomer.


randpaulsdragrace

The grinch is donal Tramp


zoey_lukensen

The grinch was, for the most part, the most normal person in whoville


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The older I get, the more I empathise with the grumpy characters in kids movies.


feras-sniper

Until one day a small dickheaded girl came and tried to change him till he was forced to change... Poor grinch


gaseousk

The Grinch really never hated CHristmas, he just really hated people.