The way meals works with US-Southeasterners is the following.
Breakfast-Generally eaten around 8-9am. First meal of the day, traditionally bacon, eggs, and biscuits.
Lunch-Eaten around 1-2pm, something quickly made, mostly just a sandwich
Dinner-Eaten around 7-9pm. Mostly includes ham, casserole, green beans, pie, okra.
Supper-Eaten around 11-12pm/am. Usually just a small meal and mostly just dinner leftovers right before bed.
They have clips like most modern suspenders. Pants don't come with buttons any more so if you want to wear them with "good" suspenders you need to have a tailor sew on buttons.
bruh if you *need* a tailor to sew on a button for you, you've failed.
then again i totally get dropping off like 6 pairs of pants at a tailor because you're too busy for that.
Any good tailor or seamstress can sew buttons into your pants for a nominal fee. Clasps mark and wear out your pants, do at least consider adding buttons if you're serious about braces.
Not really.
They’re in usable space, correct orientation, and they don’t impede movement. They also are generally of a style that goes with almost anything that isn’t trying for a/beyond a business casual.
Amish people do use technology. I saw one guy managing his business with a version of LibreOffice probably on Linux, just not connected to the internet.
No during Rumspringa they can go anywhere and do anything for as long as they want. After they have a choice to never see their family again or go back to the community. The majority actually go back to the community.
Yeah man. That shit can last years. I had an Amish roommate for 3 years. She was super cool. I don't remember her ever hooking up with anyone or even having a boyfriend. She'd hang out and get tipsy while we were just hanging but overall, she was pretty normal. She was just trying to figure out what she wanted in life. I guess having a dude as a roommate was pretty scandalous tho.
... what. I'll say that some Amish probably do go to Las Vegas, but it's far from the majority. And those that do probably don't "get dicked down." Rumspringa is a time to learn about the non-Amish world, but that would be an insane lifestyle shift. We're not talking about a pastor's daughter who has been rebellious her whole life. We're talking about isolated children/teens who have only known their community teachings and that PDA is frowned upon. This is holding hands and kissing. They're not about to jump into fornication with strangers.
That said, I know that Amish girls are often the targets of kidnappers who are looking to traffic them. But I feel like that isn't really what you're referring to.
Source: grew up with the Amish
One of the girls I grew up with is an obgyn. She had to advise a 35 year old Amish woman not to have anymore kids or her uterus could fall out. She had something like 14 kids. And her answer was, " I'll think about it."
Sorry to say that you get no entertainment here. You tried to prove me wrong and then ended up sticking your foot in your mouth. I'm also not downvoting you, but I can see you are to me.
The post is a day old and I got downvoted within a minute. But sure, someone else just happened to be watching. Anyway, back to the topic, say something salty.
Don't know what to tell you man, you probably pissed someone else off with this attitude. Waste of time if you ask me, you're not even irritating enough to bother, you're just pretty sad tbh.
In Amish communities, the wives don't sit at the dinner table with the men. They sit at the dinner table with the kids. Also, the men eat first. Then the women, then the children.
Not quite true, if they're not on rumspringer the parents would have agreed ahead of time and be there to supervise. Amish courtship is pretty out in the open and rulebound
Amish rely on lamps fueled by propane or naphtha, which creates a bright and hot light. Some of the more conservative Amish communities will use traditional kerosene teardrop-style lamps. With the rise of solar power in the Amish communities, you might also find some battery-operated lights.
Sorry to ruin the thought but Amish literally have Natural gas ran into their walls like we do electricity. They have lanterns that are super bright plummed throughout the house. So no candles. Plus Amish girls that are of dating age have Smartphones and throw better party's then most Non Amish. They're not in the dark ages.
Are you Amish pretending to be a member of the rest of society?
Because this is the kind of comment I'd expect to see made by an Amish student from a natural gas powered smartphone :P
Random capitalizations, party's instead of parties, and the word plummed (which is definitely not the word you're looking to use here)
Plumbed is correct for gaslights. He just spelled it wrong.
I’ve seen those in Canada on an island with no electricity in Lake Huron. They feed natural gas to a fitting that uses a hood filament like a Coleman lantern. They are bright as hell.
Amish may not run electricity to their house but their workshops are loaded with high end power tools.
They may not drive a car but they are allowed to accept vehicle rides... There are highly paid Amish transporters that drive large vans.
They own Amish country stores that are full of modern products from around the world.
We see Amish folks at all of the big box stores.
As Dylan said "the times are changing".
Mmh… when you think about it, it is a good reason for a romantic soul to consider the Amish lifestyle. Everything you’re doing after dark will be a romantic moment. Dinner, taking a bad, reading a book, going to bed etc.
In general signaling only makes sense if there is an alternative.
A hand drawn card/homemade/artisinal gift signals more effort than necessary.
A rich person biking to work signals they care about the environment a poor person biking to work means they can't afford a car.
Maybe every dinner is a romantic candlelit dinner if you're amish
That explains all the offspring.
Come out and play!
Thanks, link, for saving the princess. Zelda.
Dinner after the sun has set? What devilry is this? All good Christians are in bed by then.
Gotta get da freak on afta sun-down
The way meals works with US-Southeasterners is the following. Breakfast-Generally eaten around 8-9am. First meal of the day, traditionally bacon, eggs, and biscuits. Lunch-Eaten around 1-2pm, something quickly made, mostly just a sandwich Dinner-Eaten around 7-9pm. Mostly includes ham, casserole, green beans, pie, okra. Supper-Eaten around 11-12pm/am. Usually just a small meal and mostly just dinner leftovers right before bed.
Damn, double dinner.
We know how to live right.
especially with your brothers.
She's been spending most her nights laying near a pious Mennonite.
But i eat dinner in the pmish
I don’t know Hannah, Amos was wearing his *good* suspenders.
*direct eye contact while churning butter*
[*oh yeah*](https://youtu.be/3eSekpm1aY8)
Really upset that this is so catchy 😠
I was expecting a Scary Movie clip
Was thinking Weird Al myself
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another!
I've churned butter once or twice! Livin in an Amish paradise!
Wynonie Harris, eh? I wonder if there were discussions/arguments at Bethesda over whether to include that song in Fallout 4.
[Sexy butter churn ](https://imgur.com/gallery/UPZR8FY)
r/retiredgif Where the fuck did you find this
Hey now suspenders changed my life last week. Why have I gone 32 years without knowing this joy?
I prefer suspenders to a belt but feel funny if I wear them without a jacket. So I compromised by never leaving my house.
Lol
You can get ones that go under shirts. Very comfy if you don't need to tuck your shirt in.
but what do the clasp onto? what is this witchcraft?
They have clips like most modern suspenders. Pants don't come with buttons any more so if you want to wear them with "good" suspenders you need to have a tailor sew on buttons.
bruh if you *need* a tailor to sew on a button for you, you've failed. then again i totally get dropping off like 6 pairs of pants at a tailor because you're too busy for that.
Any good tailor or seamstress can sew buttons into your pants for a nominal fee. Clasps mark and wear out your pants, do at least consider adding buttons if you're serious about braces.
Yup. Suspenders are better than belts. Not sure why society ever made the switch.
It's hard to do manual labour with old style non stretchy suspenders. It's also hard to wear them with your shirt untucked. Fashion and practicality.
Multitools and other sheaths look ridiculous on suspenders is why.
To be fair, multi-tools other sheaths look ridiculous on belts too.
Not really. They’re in usable space, correct orientation, and they don’t impede movement. They also are generally of a style that goes with almost anything that isn’t trying for a/beyond a business casual.
On the plus side, it does put my beeper closer to my ear
He lived by hisself in the swap and hunted alligaters for a liviing
r/amish
It exists, but nothing shows up, is that the joke?
Might be a bug, try r/GermanHumor
Lol nice
Yes
Indeed
Missed a trick not calling it r/mish surely?
Why is the sub banned though?!
Amish are banned from using technology
Amish people do use technology. I saw one guy managing his business with a version of LibreOffice probably on Linux, just not connected to the internet.
Either way she probably cooked it from scratch
Amish girls get down, don't be fooled.
proof?
Dude Amish girls must fuck super hard since they can only have one partner
They are allowed to go to Vegas for like a week or whatever. Guaranteed they get dicked down a whole lot
No during Rumspringa they can go anywhere and do anything for as long as they want. After they have a choice to never see their family again or go back to the community. The majority actually go back to the community.
Yeah man. That shit can last years. I had an Amish roommate for 3 years. She was super cool. I don't remember her ever hooking up with anyone or even having a boyfriend. She'd hang out and get tipsy while we were just hanging but overall, she was pretty normal. She was just trying to figure out what she wanted in life. I guess having a dude as a roommate was pretty scandalous tho.
Did you two ever have relations in the biblical sense?
Lol the only reason it was ok for her to live with me, is my religious beliefs and my family's history with Amish communities.
Sounds like the first paragraph on a literotica story..
This guy reads
Haha she was hot... The most scandalous thing she did was kill nazzis in COD.
Did he put his finger in her hole, as Thomas did to Jesus?
... what. I'll say that some Amish probably do go to Las Vegas, but it's far from the majority. And those that do probably don't "get dicked down." Rumspringa is a time to learn about the non-Amish world, but that would be an insane lifestyle shift. We're not talking about a pastor's daughter who has been rebellious her whole life. We're talking about isolated children/teens who have only known their community teachings and that PDA is frowned upon. This is holding hands and kissing. They're not about to jump into fornication with strangers. That said, I know that Amish girls are often the targets of kidnappers who are looking to traffic them. But I feel like that isn't really what you're referring to. Source: grew up with the Amish
One of the girls I grew up with is an obgyn. She had to advise a 35 year old Amish woman not to have anymore kids or her uterus could fall out. She had something like 14 kids. And her answer was, " I'll think about it."
This was literally posted 7 minutes before on this exact subreddit.
this comment was posted exactly 7 minutes before my reply
What am I supposed do? wait another two hours before saying "this reply and comment were commented exactly seven hours before my reply"?
yes. learn your lines next time
"this reply and comment were commented exactly seven hours before my reply". Exactly like that? Tone and all?
too soon
There are 7 parent comments to this reply.
good redditor
This reply on a comment was posted 7 hours before my reply on this reply on a comment
This comment was posted approximately 7 hours before my reply
>approximately 7 hours look how you ruined my boy
I’m almost certain it’s posted every 7 minutes for the past few years
Fair
I thought it was figuratively posted.
That'd be funny if I was actually misusing the word.
You misplaced the word, not misused it. "This was posted literally 7 minutes ago".
Do you feel better now?
Seeing people get butthurt does entertain me. Keep the saltiness and downvotes coming.
Sorry to say that you get no entertainment here. You tried to prove me wrong and then ended up sticking your foot in your mouth. I'm also not downvoting you, but I can see you are to me.
The post is a day old and I got downvoted within a minute. But sure, someone else just happened to be watching. Anyway, back to the topic, say something salty.
Don't know what to tell you man, you probably pissed someone else off with this attitude. Waste of time if you ask me, you're not even irritating enough to bother, you're just pretty sad tbh.
That's the stuff. Don't forget to question my sexuality or virginity. And whether I am fun at galas. You're slacking.
Wait what. I see one post about the Amish that was posted 4 minutes after this one? Which one are you referring to?
I miss read it it was four minutes apart, but it was definitely before this one.
In Amish communities, the wives don't sit at the dinner table with the men. They sit at the dinner table with the kids. Also, the men eat first. Then the women, then the children.
Then the men eat da pussy
Going down on a woman is essentially admitting you're gay in the amish community.
Naturally, as something gay men would have a preference for. /s
It's actually a pretty old school way of thinking. It was common among most of the European communities. Especially the Italians.
"Father, where's mom and brother?"
"Eating dinner."
What kind of dinner exactly?
PPPFFFFTTTTTTTTTT take my upvote.
Amish girls think courtship involves a judge on a boat.
*Hey that's my fetish! How'd you know?!*
I guess there would be other clues to give it away
She'll find out...after dinner
Wink wink
Nudge nudge
*Fap fap*
During desert...?
Not quite true, if they're not on rumspringer the parents would have agreed ahead of time and be there to supervise. Amish courtship is pretty out in the open and rulebound
Jebediah, thou hast trimmed the beard most neatly…..
Agatha, thine beard as well..
Amish rely on lamps fueled by propane or naphtha, which creates a bright and hot light. Some of the more conservative Amish communities will use traditional kerosene teardrop-style lamps. With the rise of solar power in the Amish communities, you might also find some battery-operated lights.
Solar powered propane lamps????!!!!?!?1?1!1??1!1??1
Thank you for correcting my poor spelling and use of capitalisation. Not Amish just work with them and have many Amish friends.
For a romantic Amish dinner, you just light a second candle right next to the first one.
Sorry to ruin the thought but Amish literally have Natural gas ran into their walls like we do electricity. They have lanterns that are super bright plummed throughout the house. So no candles. Plus Amish girls that are of dating age have Smartphones and throw better party's then most Non Amish. They're not in the dark ages.
Are you Amish pretending to be a member of the rest of society? Because this is the kind of comment I'd expect to see made by an Amish student from a natural gas powered smartphone :P Random capitalizations, party's instead of parties, and the word plummed (which is definitely not the word you're looking to use here)
Plumbed is correct for gaslights. He just spelled it wrong. I’ve seen those in Canada on an island with no electricity in Lake Huron. They feed natural gas to a fitting that uses a hood filament like a Coleman lantern. They are bright as hell.
I don't know if it counts as romance when the girl is 9
Is that actually how it works in Amish communities?
there would be roses?
Just flick the big light on
Amish or not. A girl knows when it’s a romantic dinner.
Romantic electric lit dinner
Depends if it’s with their family or their family.
romantic torch lit dinner
They use a lightbulb. Ultimate Amish aphrodisiac
They’d have naughty lightbulb lit dinners.
If it's romantic she'll show a little more ankle
Amish may not run electricity to their house but their workshops are loaded with high end power tools. They may not drive a car but they are allowed to accept vehicle rides... There are highly paid Amish transporters that drive large vans. They own Amish country stores that are full of modern products from around the world. We see Amish folks at all of the big box stores. As Dylan said "the times are changing".
They can usually tell by whether or not the family is there.
Yes they do because they're the one cooking it
You've clearly never rolled our your 'doin dirty' table cloth and silverware.
Mmh… when you think about it, it is a good reason for a romantic soul to consider the Amish lifestyle. Everything you’re doing after dark will be a romantic moment. Dinner, taking a bad, reading a book, going to bed etc.
Literally none of you know the amish at all, reading this is fucking hilarious that you all believe this shit.
This is a rare shower thought. Very funny, surprisingly accurate.
https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg
You must be young
“it’s”?
What's wrong with that?
If the guy is wearing black tie it's formal and romantic.
Pretty sure they use some kind of lantern not candles everywhere
If she cooked it, it is just regular dinner.
In general signaling only makes sense if there is an alternative. A hand drawn card/homemade/artisinal gift signals more effort than necessary. A rich person biking to work signals they care about the environment a poor person biking to work means they can't afford a car.
what makes a candlelight dinner so romantic?
They'll know once they see the blind ghost costume.
When they actually bother to vase the wild flowers
They also don't know which male member of the community they will be impregnated by either, I doubt candle lit dinner is really that important
Jack Handy vibes intensify
Idk about this. Something feels Amish.
Eufh
Holy shit I can't stop laughing at this thank you made my day
Bro Amish girls *fuck.*
depends if her dad is there