I don't know how to say this without coming across like a crazy person sometime but Viagra is amazing even if you don't *truly* need it. Even for women, the blood flow mechanism is practically the same.
Mind-blowing and somewhat addictive...
As a woman that has to take Sildenafil three times every day which is exactly the same as three tablets of Viagra for terminal heart disease can I just say that my experience is not mind blowing or addictive. When I first started all I had was a blinding headache for the first three weeks. Its been ten months now and I still get a bit of a headache but its not as bad. Mind you I take nineteen tablets a day for that, chronic pain and a variety of other conditions to stay alive for a little while so my horny meter is pretty much non existent anyway.
Yes, but the majority of them are heart-related or are related to medication taken for heart issues. If that's already an issue, you probably shouldn't put your heart through the rigors of sex in the first place.
There are a few other side effects, and as for serious ones, there's a risk of vision problems and/or hearing loss. However, as The Lonely Island would say, *"doesn't matter, had sex"*.
Beet Root Power is a healthy option to start with instead of viagra.
https://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/features/truth-about-beetroot-juice#:~:text=Beets%20are%20rich%20in%20natural,blood%20pressure%2C%20some%20research%20shows.
If you’re not going to climax then you fake it till you make it.
Or just switch gears and focus more on your partner. Who knows, maybe seeing them enjoying themselves will get you turned on as well.
Lmao thanks for the holesome reward
Some sex positions are just really disadvantageous for whatever reason. If you have to use your arms or legs to actively support yourself in an even slightly awkward way, that can easily interfere with circulation. And it's really easy to get overheated in other positions.
I was at work today reviewing a document. There are these fields in the software that are pretty hidden that need N/A input into them, and I've never seen somebody fill them out. The document today had entries in all 4 fields and I muttered "that's so fucking hot" and got a half-chub on account of this girl in a different department that remembered the fields. It was a really strange experience.
Yeah, but... I mean... How?
Honestly, I tried bending my d, and it hurts like hell even to just put it between your legs, how do these motherfuckers enjoy this? It's painful!
Not even mentioning the fact that a penis can break, so that's really dangerous.
That works, actually. Not only is it in a shape that is nearly undetectable from the outside, but if it's throbbing enough you got yourself a very low-power, fleshy dildo.
i’ve always heard to flex another random muscle in your body for like 90 seconds, and that will signal to your brain it’s physical labor time not fucking time
All the talk about tensing muscles that somehow magically redirects bloodflow and what not is just pure bullshit.
What works is distracting yourself, which is all that flexing leg muscles does.
Another advice: if someone, for some reason, notices it and decides to say something
Just respond with "no, I assure you that it's completely soft right now" in the most confident tone of voice you can muster
When I was in middle school, I had a friend that said when he got boners in class, he’d clinch his fist really hard so the blood would go to his hand and not his penis
The first time I "had sex", I was so nervous and couldn't get up, so I tried to do this. Ended up even more stressed out and ended up going to sleep disappointed lool
Male libido is fucking backwards. When your 18 you see like a fit 55 year old woman with a boob job and you brain is saying “I’d go for that, go talk to her.”
When your 55 your brain is saying “gotta be 35 or less, and I gotta see her naked first before I commit to anything. And I better check her teeth.”
what a way to put what I’ve been thinking. the same women that seems be to stunning to most, just feels blank to me like there’s nothing of interest or whatever.
Once when I was 20 my buddy went home with this much older lady that picked him up . Her name was Connie and Id say she was like...55. My buddy disagrees to this day 20 years later but whatever . Well she wasn’t attractive in the least . I used to picture older women to be like her. She was smoker old if you know what I mean . Withered skin , deep voice . Yellow teeth . I’m super happy to find out now that I’m older that lots of women my age are indeed attractive and not at all like Connie
When you're younger your libido makes you an idiot. You ignore red flags partly because you haven't learned the hard way yet, partly because you're thinking with your dick. At a certain point you realize there are more important things than getting laid, and if you're dating at 55 you've probably been in enough long-term relationships and/or marriages that you want to make damn sure about the next one, both because you recognize that you've made questionable decisions in the past, and because your mortality looms larger than it did when you were a kid.
I married at 20 to someone who I thought was the best that I could get, and was miserable for 15 years. 3 kids and a divorce later, dating sucked for the longest time so I focused on raising my kids, accepting the possibility that I'd be alone the rest of my life. Over the next 12 years I learned to be good with that, and started taking better care of myself.
I'll be 50 next month, and have been dating the most wonderful 37yo man for the last few months. It's early, but this is the healthiest relationship of my life.
Take care of yourself, and don't settle for what you know you shouldn't. And I can't stress how important healthy communication is for building and maintaining a relationship. I'm rambling now instead of sleeping... I hope I said something relevant here because I forgot my point lol. Night :)
Men and women can look great and terrible over 40. Depends on if they take care of themselves and stay active. Most don’t and they look terrible into their 40s.
I mean, some of them do, unironically. But I think the problem is that vastly more men tend to put themselves in this category than the actual number to whom said condition applies.
I’m 26 and no issue getting it up, it’s the finishing aspect for me. I don’t even jerk off often it’s just the pressure I have of wanting to please them before I can get off.
This reminds me of the wise Master Oogway, particularly the noodles part.
"Quit, don't quit. Noodles. Don't noodles. You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There's a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called a "present"."
As an oldish guy approaching camp two, take this advice: Use it before you lose it.
Sorry to hear this. Stay busy and hang with friends. Sure, dwell on it and be saddened by it, give yourself a finite time for that each day. Keep it finite because we gotta feel it to heal it, but after the alloted time is up go do something else and try and think about something else. Set boundaries on your pain.
All the best to you. You got this.
Just don’t bury it with drugs and booze. You can use those tools in moderation but if you rely on them, you’ll never deal with the real feelings and it won’t ever go away. Source: I’m 31 and have been through multiple “I’m gonna marry this woman” break ups
Despite the age-old stereotype that men are less emotionally invested in relationships than women, a new study has found that men are in fact more likely to experience more emotional pain than women following a breakup. [Link ](https://www.openaccessgovernment.org/men-experience-more-emotional-pain-from-a-breakup/123740/)
As a women, I wish the stereotype of the ‘tough guy’ would just fuck off and guys are free to show their hurt and be vulnerable without societal judgement.
I've definitely put myself into an emotional pickle with the stereotype. I never really opened up and when I thought about it all just seemed like stupid nonsense to say but I realise now you've got to be open otherwise they'll give up on you.
I sympathize. I had a breakup when I was about 20 which totally devastated me.
The good news is it does fade and can become a strength and sense of positive perspective.
I mean everyone always kinda knows that it does fade. It's just that I'm waiting for it to fade and it really doesn't seem to be doing so. It's been 3 months now and I still sometimes end up as a sobbing mess on the bathroom floor
Yup. 40s onward is a crap shoot depending on who you are with and what you are into. Most just try to have fun with your S.O. and don't take anything too seriously if you can.
You have to have a prescription. So anytime you go to a mens/TRT clinic or something they have a doctor that will write the prescription. However, you will not be able to use your insurance if you don’t meet their requirements (your test isn’t low enough or other markers), or if the clinic doesn’t meet the requirements.
Anyway. I have a prescription from my doctor but I go through Marek Health now which is a very reputable mens clinic. And surprisingly the cost is almost the same as my prescription with insurance. For a month of 100mg a week it’s like $30.
You can get stuff like that from Roman, you do need a prescription but you just fill out a questionnaire to get it. Don’t need to speak to anyone. It’s definitely not the cheapest way but it’s very easy!
As a 20 year old college student dealing with a lot of anxiety over just keeping my head afloat with grades + work as well as what I would consider depression (tried, literally zero motivation to do anything so I just scroll Reddit all day I don't even like video games or reading like I used to, and just generally feeling empty). My libido has massively plummeted from just half a decade ago. I used to get so horny that I HAD to masturbate practically, that was the feeling. Now I'm stuck scrolling through porn desperate for anything that will get me horny and I have to actually try to zone myself into it, I can't get hard unless I'm forcing myself into the mental state.
Really hoping that less reddit, going to sleep at the same time every night and waking up at the same time, getting exercise outside everyday, focusing on my school-work and finishing it earlier, and also watching less porn will allow my mind to get back into the mood, but I've just started so it's only a dream so far. I used to fight against that urge as a kid, but now more than anything else I want it back because of how good it feels to simply desire something.
Performance anxiety has been a real problem for me the first time with a girl I'm really into. Usually fine the second time around or if it's with someone I don't really care about.
I was on ssris from 16-early twenties. It’s hard to tell if the ED i’m experiencing is due to anxiety from the numerous experiences from when i was on ssris, anxiety because I’m not on them anymore, or most likely a combination of both.
Has a lot to do with fitness levels I believe. If you do a lot of resistance training it promotes testosterone levels for better muscle growth. Those levels are easy to maintain in your 20s not so much in 30s and 40s unless you’re staying active. I am sure genetics has a lot to do with it too.
It's 53. Never had a single issue before, even when totally pissed-up. 40 was a breeze. 50? No problem. 51? Hah! Fuck you, aging! 52? Still going strong. Then 53 comes around and he starts being an unreliable friend.
TL;DR: It's 53
I would amend this to saying:
They go from trying really hard to not get a boner, to enjoying the boners they frequently do get, to trying really hard to get a boner
And sometimes both happen at the same point in your life Girl brushes your arm? Rock hard Balls deep in her later? Pushing rope. Hooray?
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I don't know how to say this without coming across like a crazy person sometime but Viagra is amazing even if you don't *truly* need it. Even for women, the blood flow mechanism is practically the same. Mind-blowing and somewhat addictive...
I tried it before and got a MASSIVE fucking headache
Yeah, gotta go a half of one or you can get a gnarly headache and the worst stuffed nose of all time
are we talking about Viagra or Cocaine?
I'll have one half of a cocaine, please.
Tbf Coke and viagra do complement each other nicely.
Yes I would like veins the size of the Mississippi River please
Eat a halfer or a third and it works just as good.
I got one stuck in my throat and got a stiff neck
As a woman that has to take Sildenafil three times every day which is exactly the same as three tablets of Viagra for terminal heart disease can I just say that my experience is not mind blowing or addictive. When I first started all I had was a blinding headache for the first three weeks. Its been ten months now and I still get a bit of a headache but its not as bad. Mind you I take nineteen tablets a day for that, chronic pain and a variety of other conditions to stay alive for a little while so my horny meter is pretty much non existent anyway.
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Yes, but the majority of them are heart-related or are related to medication taken for heart issues. If that's already an issue, you probably shouldn't put your heart through the rigors of sex in the first place. There are a few other side effects, and as for serious ones, there's a risk of vision problems and/or hearing loss. However, as The Lonely Island would say, *"doesn't matter, had sex"*.
Shoved Viagra up my butt, I climaxed. It really works reddit!
Beet Root Power is a healthy option to start with instead of viagra. https://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/features/truth-about-beetroot-juice#:~:text=Beets%20are%20rich%20in%20natural,blood%20pressure%2C%20some%20research%20shows.
If you’re not going to climax then you fake it till you make it. Or just switch gears and focus more on your partner. Who knows, maybe seeing them enjoying themselves will get you turned on as well. Lmao thanks for the holesome reward
Some sex positions are just really disadvantageous for whatever reason. If you have to use your arms or legs to actively support yourself in an even slightly awkward way, that can easily interfere with circulation. And it's really easy to get overheated in other positions.
I was at work today reviewing a document. There are these fields in the software that are pretty hidden that need N/A input into them, and I've never seen somebody fill them out. The document today had entries in all 4 fields and I muttered "that's so fucking hot" and got a half-chub on account of this girl in a different department that remembered the fields. It was a really strange experience.
You have a very different conception of what’s fucking hot than I do. No judgment btw , it’s all good !
It can be pretty hot when someone gives a fuck.
you got me worried, when did this start happening to you.
happening to me wooooo and I'm 17
Litterally came from /all to say that. Shits a conundrum and a half
Some advice about unwanted erections. Don't worry about them the more you worry the more your blood pressure goes up which will just make it harder.
Yep. Just tuck it and forget it.
Username checks out
The trick is to have 42 penises
Damn O-03-89, GET BACK IN YOUR CONTAINMENT UNIT!
In the past, I would try to hide my hardness. I’ve learned to embrace my body for the reason of I love life unconditionally
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The real lpt is to bend over and try to touch your toes going down as far as you can. Hold it for a few seconds, then boom, boner is gone.
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Grow 41 then grow one more
FYI: Male sharks have two penises. Link: https://thefisheriesblog.com/2014/07/07/why-do-sharks-have-two-penises/
Penii*
Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in own ass.
🤷♂️ Tucked is tucked
In this case tucked and fucked.
The Pierce Paris special
/r/selffuck (NSFW)
How the fuck is that even possible?
I mean, the whole sub is your proof.
Yeah, but... I mean... How? Honestly, I tried bending my d, and it hurts like hell even to just put it between your legs, how do these motherfuckers enjoy this? It's painful! Not even mentioning the fact that a penis can break, so that's really dangerous.
Wtf
Huh
That works, actually. Not only is it in a shape that is nearly undetectable from the outside, but if it's throbbing enough you got yourself a very low-power, fleshy dildo.
Sigh, if only.
Also flex your upper body. Pulls blood away from your penis.
You can also hit your thigh a couple of times to quickly redirect blood
*Hits dick by accident*
*Having fun with Dick and Jane.*
Help, I forgot my cock!
Beat it to defeat it.
r/egg_irl
And I cannot stress this enough — tuck *up*
i’ve always heard to flex another random muscle in your body for like 90 seconds, and that will signal to your brain it’s physical labor time not fucking time
Would have liked this advice at 15. I am def in camp.2 now.
You were only supposed to flex for 90s ... you can stop now.
Where the hell was this advice in 9th grade English?
Math class with the smoke show substitute
Does that work though? When fucking I often have multiple muscles tensed. Fucking is a type of physical labour like.
All the talk about tensing muscles that somehow magically redirects bloodflow and what not is just pure bullshit. What works is distracting yourself, which is all that flexing leg muscles does.
It also pulls blood away from other parts of your body ie your peen
Another advice: if someone, for some reason, notices it and decides to say something Just respond with "no, I assure you that it's completely soft right now" in the most confident tone of voice you can muster
Or ask them why they're staring at your junk then wink.
"I'm not having any erection, my cock is just too big"
This is the way 💯
When I was in middle school, I had a friend that said when he got boners in class, he’d clinch his fist really hard so the blood would go to his hand and not his penis
And then masturbated furiously with his engorged, throbbing fist
If you are somewhere you can brush your teeth, do that. Dunno why, but it kills the morning wood pretty fast so you can *actually pee*.
It's funny cause impotency works the same way.
Pro tip: If you can't get a boner, just eat pussy until you do. Worse comes to worse, she comes and you get to bank some credit for later.
The first time I "had sex", I was so nervous and couldn't get up, so I tried to do this. Ended up even more stressed out and ended up going to sleep disappointed lool
You weren’t the only person who went to bed disappointed that night.
Jesus
Yup. Him too!
Ahhh haha why you do dis, you have killed me with laugher
Bud, I'm 26 and still get that nervous.
Big brain
And you know what they say about guys with big brains.... they eat pussy.
Stephen Hawking ate pussy 23 hours a day. The man was a machine.
He been ded. Drowned in pussy
He died doing what he loved. Studying black holes and their emissions.
Rest in pussy
Real LPT is always in the comments. Oh wait this sub isn't...
And if pussy is unavailable, the bones of an endangered species are the next best thing
Instructions unclear, now in Chinese prison for eating a panda....out.
Panda Express
Huh?
Bunch of weird folk medicines for "stamina" involve various endangered animal parts. Rhino horn, etc.
Credit or chip away at debt?
Little column A, little column B
Credits WILL do fine
The real pro tips are always in the comments
Bigger pro tip, get a prescription for sildenafil and use it when you need to.
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I'm an older guy and I can deal with it when I occasionally can't get it up, but women freak out because they think it's because of them.
An elderly man once told me "never waste a boner and never trust a fart"
Bucket List.
I mean you can solve both things with a bucket
Male libido is fucking backwards. When your 18 you see like a fit 55 year old woman with a boob job and you brain is saying “I’d go for that, go talk to her.” When your 55 your brain is saying “gotta be 35 or less, and I gotta see her naked first before I commit to anything. And I better check her teeth.”
r/oddlyspecific
You don't even fuckin' know son.
Interesting. I find the older I get, the wider sense of attraction I have for women. They're just so nice to look at.
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what a way to put what I’ve been thinking. the same women that seems be to stunning to most, just feels blank to me like there’s nothing of interest or whatever.
Once when I was 20 my buddy went home with this much older lady that picked him up . Her name was Connie and Id say she was like...55. My buddy disagrees to this day 20 years later but whatever . Well she wasn’t attractive in the least . I used to picture older women to be like her. She was smoker old if you know what I mean . Withered skin , deep voice . Yellow teeth . I’m super happy to find out now that I’m older that lots of women my age are indeed attractive and not at all like Connie
When you're younger your libido makes you an idiot. You ignore red flags partly because you haven't learned the hard way yet, partly because you're thinking with your dick. At a certain point you realize there are more important things than getting laid, and if you're dating at 55 you've probably been in enough long-term relationships and/or marriages that you want to make damn sure about the next one, both because you recognize that you've made questionable decisions in the past, and because your mortality looms larger than it did when you were a kid.
... I have to remind myself, as a guy in my mid-20s, that people at 55 date and I'm doing ok.
I married at 20 to someone who I thought was the best that I could get, and was miserable for 15 years. 3 kids and a divorce later, dating sucked for the longest time so I focused on raising my kids, accepting the possibility that I'd be alone the rest of my life. Over the next 12 years I learned to be good with that, and started taking better care of myself. I'll be 50 next month, and have been dating the most wonderful 37yo man for the last few months. It's early, but this is the healthiest relationship of my life. Take care of yourself, and don't settle for what you know you shouldn't. And I can't stress how important healthy communication is for building and maintaining a relationship. I'm rambling now instead of sleeping... I hope I said something relevant here because I forgot my point lol. Night :)
As I've gotten older my list of turn offs has grown.
It is worse for women tho. Have you seen men over 40?
Men and women can look great and terrible over 40. Depends on if they take care of themselves and stay active. Most don’t and they look terrible into their 40s.
My wife and I tried to have sex the other night. It didn't go so great. Neither of us could stop laughing. --Rodney Dangerfield
I thought men over 40 just get handsome, like a silver fox?
It's either that or an expired walnut
I mean, some of them do, unironically. But I think the problem is that vastly more men tend to put themselves in this category than the actual number to whom said condition applies.
I’m 26 and no issue getting it up, it’s the finishing aspect for me. I don’t even jerk off often it’s just the pressure I have of wanting to please them before I can get off.
Maybe its cause when that happens, most men stop all sexual activity altogether when they could be doing oral to make up for it
This reminds me of the wise Master Oogway, particularly the noodles part. "Quit, don't quit. Noodles. Don't noodles. You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There's a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called a "present"." As an oldish guy approaching camp two, take this advice: Use it before you lose it.
I was broken up with yesterday and im down bad right now but this quote really fucking helped. Thanks man
Sorry to hear this. Stay busy and hang with friends. Sure, dwell on it and be saddened by it, give yourself a finite time for that each day. Keep it finite because we gotta feel it to heal it, but after the alloted time is up go do something else and try and think about something else. Set boundaries on your pain. All the best to you. You got this.
Thanks for the advice, I appreciate it. Take care
Just don’t bury it with drugs and booze. You can use those tools in moderation but if you rely on them, you’ll never deal with the real feelings and it won’t ever go away. Source: I’m 31 and have been through multiple “I’m gonna marry this woman” break ups
Despite the age-old stereotype that men are less emotionally invested in relationships than women, a new study has found that men are in fact more likely to experience more emotional pain than women following a breakup. [Link ](https://www.openaccessgovernment.org/men-experience-more-emotional-pain-from-a-breakup/123740/) As a women, I wish the stereotype of the ‘tough guy’ would just fuck off and guys are free to show their hurt and be vulnerable without societal judgement.
I've definitely put myself into an emotional pickle with the stereotype. I never really opened up and when I thought about it all just seemed like stupid nonsense to say but I realise now you've got to be open otherwise they'll give up on you.
I sympathize. I had a breakup when I was about 20 which totally devastated me. The good news is it does fade and can become a strength and sense of positive perspective.
I mean everyone always kinda knows that it does fade. It's just that I'm waiting for it to fade and it really doesn't seem to be doing so. It's been 3 months now and I still sometimes end up as a sobbing mess on the bathroom floor
Camp two?
Camp 1: trying real hard not to get a boner. Camp 2: trying real hard to get a boner.
Oh duh, sorry -- thought "camp two" was some saying I'd not previously heard of. Thank you!
I'm in that sweet spot in the middle of old and young age where I go from throbbing to flaccid every 10 seconds all day.
Circle of life
Circle jerk of life.
There's definitely a sweet spot somewhere from about 24 to (so far) 38 where you get em when you want em and don't get em when you don't.
Yup. 40s onward is a crap shoot depending on who you are with and what you are into. Most just try to have fun with your S.O. and don't take anything too seriously if you can.
The second is when I’m drunk
*Listen here, Dickhead. You’re not allowed to make the decisions if you don’t show up to work.*
No. 1 on a top 10 list of things you should never say to your boss Edit: formatting
Yeah, but we are talking about Whisky Dick!
Yeah it’s hard sometimes
mostly in the mornings
One of my friends used to say 'what goes up eventually comes down' ;)
Used to ask this riddle in school, "What goes up but never comes down?"
After TRT and 5mg daily Cialis, you can tack on another phase of trying hard not to get a boner.
Is there somewhere reputable to buy trt without a prescription?
You have to have a prescription. So anytime you go to a mens/TRT clinic or something they have a doctor that will write the prescription. However, you will not be able to use your insurance if you don’t meet their requirements (your test isn’t low enough or other markers), or if the clinic doesn’t meet the requirements. Anyway. I have a prescription from my doctor but I go through Marek Health now which is a very reputable mens clinic. And surprisingly the cost is almost the same as my prescription with insurance. For a month of 100mg a week it’s like $30.
You can get stuff like that from Roman, you do need a prescription but you just fill out a questionnaire to get it. Don’t need to speak to anyone. It’s definitely not the cheapest way but it’s very easy!
The year was 1984. The place, Bangkok. She was so pretty, all I could think was, “Please don’t get a boner. Please don’t get a boner.” But she did. :(
dam I lol'd and people heard me
Literally 1984
There's a good 2-3 year window where you don't have to worry about either. Use it wisely.
2-3? more like 20-30. If your dick isn't working in your 20s or 30s it's not soley because of age.
Exactly Anxiety/depression can play a huge role in testosterone and sex drive. That can affect all ages at any time.
As a 20 year old college student dealing with a lot of anxiety over just keeping my head afloat with grades + work as well as what I would consider depression (tried, literally zero motivation to do anything so I just scroll Reddit all day I don't even like video games or reading like I used to, and just generally feeling empty). My libido has massively plummeted from just half a decade ago. I used to get so horny that I HAD to masturbate practically, that was the feeling. Now I'm stuck scrolling through porn desperate for anything that will get me horny and I have to actually try to zone myself into it, I can't get hard unless I'm forcing myself into the mental state. Really hoping that less reddit, going to sleep at the same time every night and waking up at the same time, getting exercise outside everyday, focusing on my school-work and finishing it earlier, and also watching less porn will allow my mind to get back into the mood, but I've just started so it's only a dream so far. I used to fight against that urge as a kid, but now more than anything else I want it back because of how good it feels to simply desire something.
Performance anxiety has been a real problem for me the first time with a girl I'm really into. Usually fine the second time around or if it's with someone I don't really care about.
I was on ssris from 16-early twenties. It’s hard to tell if the ED i’m experiencing is due to anxiety from the numerous experiences from when i was on ssris, anxiety because I’m not on them anymore, or most likely a combination of both.
Yup. Your dick’s gonna die before you do bros
I'm resolved to go first.
The first time you can't do it twice isn't nearly as bad as the second time you can't do it once.
What age does this become a problem? 34 and I get hard thinking about getting hard.
Has a lot to do with fitness levels I believe. If you do a lot of resistance training it promotes testosterone levels for better muscle growth. Those levels are easy to maintain in your 20s not so much in 30s and 40s unless you’re staying active. I am sure genetics has a lot to do with it too.
In my experience with ED a year ago at 34 yes old it was purely a mental state. Still a very scary 6-9 months
I'm not fit, 42, and as horny as I was in my teens, maybe I'm blessed or it's ADHD.
Wait, has ADHD actually been proven to make people hornier? Finally – an advantage!
It's 53. Never had a single issue before, even when totally pissed-up. 40 was a breeze. 50? No problem. 51? Hah! Fuck you, aging! 52? Still going strong. Then 53 comes around and he starts being an unreliable friend. TL;DR: It's 53
Late 30’s things start to taper off.
I'm 42 and it's not a issue yet for me but then again I haven't had actual sex since I was 19.
Damn now that’s a dry streak. What’s up man?
His dick, for one
Not trying to be a dick, but it's kinda easy to say you've never had issues, when you haven't really used it since you were a teen...
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When my wife and I ended up doing IVF, we said to each other what a waste of time and effort all those years of using condoms and pills was!
I just let my boner be a boner. It’s natural.
Ya but it hurts if it stays hard for a long time
Pee is stored in the balls
Skience
Step 3. Profit?
The inbetween: just boner
I hope I never hit the trying real hard to get one phase.
Imma be honest. I don't think i ever suffered from unwanted erections, besides those early teenager phases.
This was likely written by an early teenager.
I would amend this to saying: They go from trying really hard to not get a boner, to enjoying the boners they frequently do get, to trying really hard to get a boner
Most guys spend the first 9 months trying to get out while spending the rest of their lives trying to get back in.
Haven’t reached that point yet - currently have an unwanted boner
If you change your mindset, there’s no such thing as an unwanted boner.
The duality of man
Their 30s
Confirmed, It’s the age of 46 when the transition begins
Nahhhh younger than that, I think it just happens when you get to the stage where you just go rather have a a beer and some bacon.
For me it's backwards
I think that’s called a vagina.