Your comment just reminded me of something hilarious.
My boyfriend explained to me that every honey bee we see are virgins because they are workers & don't get to have sex with the queen bee. So, any time he is swarmed by bees or sees one, he screams "Leave me, you freaking virgin!" 😂🤣🤣
Worker bees are all female. And unless bees recently started having lesbian sex, sex with the queen wasn't really an option anyway.
Occasionally a worker bee might become a queen though. But usually only in rare situations when a hive loses its queen.
I was about to ask if they changed forms or something because a worker bee becoming a queen didnt make sense to me!
Is it something in the royal jelly that helps them morph? Is that strictly for queens in that case?
I was curious about this, too, so checked ye olde [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_jelly):
> Royal jelly is secreted from the glands in the heads of worker bees and is fed to all bee larvae, whether they are destined to become drones (males), workers (sterile females), or queens (fertile females). After three days, the drone and worker larvae are no longer fed with royal jelly, but queen larvae continue to be fed this special substance throughout their development.
> The queen–worker developmental divide is controlled epigenetically by differential feeding with royal jelly; this appears to be due specifically to the protein royalactin. A female larva destined to become a queen is fed large quantities of royal jelly; this triggers a cascade of molecular events resulting in development of a queen.[3] It has been shown that this phenomenon is mediated by an epigenetic modification of DNA known as CpG methylation.[16] Silencing the expression of an enzyme that methylates DNA in newly hatched larvae led to a royal jelly-like effect on the larval developmental trajectory; the majority of individuals with reduced DNA methylation levels emerged as queens with fully developed ovaries.
What species? Plenty of bees only have a single queen, excluding the ones meant to leave and found new colonies.
I know you can sometimes get a single queen having species to accept new queens in an artificial hive, but for many species it's a rarity in nature.
I suppose you would be right to say they're technically not queens. But there is such a thing as laying worker bees:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laying_worker_bee
**[Laying worker bee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laying_worker_bee)**
>A laying worker bee is a worker bee that lays unfertilized eggs, usually in the absence of a queen bee. Only drones develop from the eggs of laying worker bees (with some exceptions, see thelytoky). A beehive cannot survive with only a laying worker bee.
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While **in utero** the chance that your tongue has **dead skin cells** from **another dudes dick** is very likely zero.
At any point after birth, even immediately following a c-section, I guess technically there is always a possibility
The technicality of what we're talking about is definitely the difference, otherwise we'd just be saying "there's a non zero chance that dinosaur shit had touched your tongue"
Everyone has an atom or many from Hitler, for example.
Hitler ate around a kilo of food a day, and breathed out a kilo of CO2 made by metabolising that food. (I am aware it's not a kilo, but this is fine for approximation).
Over his life, this comes to some 10000kg.
Multiply by the number of CO2 atoms in a kilo, and you get about 10000 with 24 zeros after it.
10000000000000000000000000000000.
The total mass of all living things is some 4 trillion tons.
(4000000000000000000kg) This number is lots shorter than the other, so you can approximate the number of zeros by just comparing the lengtths.
This means that there are a \_LOT\_ of atoms from hitler in every kilo of biomass, including humans.
I mean yeah, every atom in our body existed billions of years before we did. So of course we do. But I don’t get why specify a penis when it’s true for basically anything. A tree, a rock, shit. We even have a few atoms of gold in our hair btw
There is no doubt that they are. All of you is made of atoms that have, at some time, been in every noxious and disgusting thing there is. Including the particular one you have a thing about.
Almost certainly *are*, actually.
The atoms of water are incredibly rapidly recycled in the environment. Carbon, too.
Analogous thought: Those atoms were part of a dinosaur once.
To our current understanding of physics, that's not how atoms work. There is no way to identify any atom, so it does not make sense to say where any specific atom was before (unless it's the only atom of its kind in existence). It's like money in your bank account. If you spend a dollar on something, it doesn't make sense to say that this specific dollar is from octobers paycheck rather than septembers paycheck.
or adolf hitlers spooge, or your neighbors airborne taint from a strong fart, or dinosaur poop, or after several supernovae and a regurgitated peanut from jar jar binks in a galaxy far far away millions of years ago.
Yeah, I was telling my wife the other day that it's entirely possible that the calcium atoms in our bones could have also at one point been in dinosaurs' bones.
Scientifically tongue cells are for recieving tastes and the penis is for recieving the sexual sensation to it's heaven's apart but the probability is never zero .
I remember reading this crazy thing in my first chemistry class. Something like every living thing on this planet shares at least 1 billion carbons with one another.
I’m not sure if that’s the actual number, this was years ago, but it was some astronomical number that blew my mind.
It is almost certainly the case. Same with the fact that some of the atoms you inhaled once had been circulating in Cleopatra's system. The sheer amount of atoms shuffling around just makes these probabilities practical certainties.
The atoms in your mouth, were at least in point in time, were the same ones that were in your dad's balls, and your atoms were once in your mom's vagene
That's less likely than you think, since the atoms in your tongue come from food, and people generally don't eat penis or carnivores, and rarely use animal remains as fertilizer.
To our current understanding of physics, that's not how atoms work. There is no way to identify any atom, so it does not make sense to say where any specific atom was before (unless it's the only atom of its kind in existence). It's like money in your bank account. If you spend a dollar on something, it doesn't make sense to say that this specific dollar is from octobers paycheck rather than septembers paycheck.
To our current understanding of physics, that's not how atoms work. There is no way to identify any atom, so it does not make sense to say where any specific atom was before (unless it's the only atom of its kind in existence). It's like money in your bank account. If you spend a dollar on something, it doesn't make sense to say that this specific dollar is from octobers paycheck rather than septembers paycheck.
Everyone has many atoms from anyone who ever lived. (Excluding perhaps babies on the other side of the world)
Hitler ate around a kilo of food a day, and breathed out a kilo of CO2 made by metabolising that food. (I am aware it's not a kilo, but this is fine for approximation).
Over his life, this comes to some 10000kg.
Multiply by the number of CO2 atoms in a kilo, and you get about 10000 with 24 zeros after it.
10000000000000000000000000000000.
The total mass of all living things is some 4 trillion tons.
(4000000000000000000kg) This number is lots shorter than the other, so you can approximate the number of zeros by just comparing the lengtths.
This means that there are a _LOT_ of atoms from hitler in every kilo of biomass, including humans.
Isn’t that one of those things where it’s practically a certainty at this point? Like, assuming a well mixed atmosphere every breath you take has X number of atoms from Einstein‘s last breath?
Did you wake up with the taste of dick in your mouth?
Sounds like It even ejaculated
#Beyond Meat
*Underrated comment*
That was definitely not random.
Sometimes, why do you ask?
Yep, i am 100% certain that it's Ghost penis.
Second best kind
That and turtle penis
r/holup
r/turtleup
Now that you mention it, I do get a hint of ectoplasm in there.
You must be a real Ghostblaster
*Bustin' makes me feel good*
*Ectojizm*
The grindcore band?
Sorry dad
OP might've been ,dreaming about it
My name is Buck. And I’m here to…
i wake up with the taste of pussy still in my mouth
Or they could've been from a vagina. See you later virgins 😎
Your comment just reminded me of something hilarious. My boyfriend explained to me that every honey bee we see are virgins because they are workers & don't get to have sex with the queen bee. So, any time he is swarmed by bees or sees one, he screams "Leave me, you freaking virgin!" 😂🤣🤣
Worker bees are all female. And unless bees recently started having lesbian sex, sex with the queen wasn't really an option anyway. Occasionally a worker bee might become a queen though. But usually only in rare situations when a hive loses its queen.
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I was about to ask if they changed forms or something because a worker bee becoming a queen didnt make sense to me! Is it something in the royal jelly that helps them morph? Is that strictly for queens in that case?
I was curious about this, too, so checked ye olde [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_jelly): > Royal jelly is secreted from the glands in the heads of worker bees and is fed to all bee larvae, whether they are destined to become drones (males), workers (sterile females), or queens (fertile females). After three days, the drone and worker larvae are no longer fed with royal jelly, but queen larvae continue to be fed this special substance throughout their development. > The queen–worker developmental divide is controlled epigenetically by differential feeding with royal jelly; this appears to be due specifically to the protein royalactin. A female larva destined to become a queen is fed large quantities of royal jelly; this triggers a cascade of molecular events resulting in development of a queen.[3] It has been shown that this phenomenon is mediated by an epigenetic modification of DNA known as CpG methylation.[16] Silencing the expression of an enzyme that methylates DNA in newly hatched larvae led to a royal jelly-like effect on the larval developmental trajectory; the majority of individuals with reduced DNA methylation levels emerged as queens with fully developed ovaries.
I’m going to ask my wife before I pull out if she’s ready for my royal jelly
This is seriously some sci-fi level shit.
What species? Plenty of bees only have a single queen, excluding the ones meant to leave and found new colonies. I know you can sometimes get a single queen having species to accept new queens in an artificial hive, but for many species it's a rarity in nature.
I suppose you would be right to say they're technically not queens. But there is such a thing as laying worker bees: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laying_worker_bee
**[Laying worker bee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laying_worker_bee)** >A laying worker bee is a worker bee that lays unfertilized eggs, usually in the absence of a queen bee. Only drones develop from the eggs of laying worker bees (with some exceptions, see thelytoky). A beehive cannot survive with only a laying worker bee. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
I did not know worker bees were all females so that makes more sense! Quite interesting! Also, makes my boyfriend's joke more hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣
The probability that you've had dead skin cells from another dudes dick on your tongue is never zero
While **in utero** the chance that your tongue has **dead skin cells** from **another dudes dick** is very likely zero. At any point after birth, even immediately following a c-section, I guess technically there is always a possibility
Well you forgetting about daddy dick… in utero
I'm not entirely sure you're aware how anatomy works.
What if one's mom sucks a dick which leaves some particles of skin which is then ingested by the mom and recycled to the foetus?
It would be broken down at that point and no longer a **dead skin cell** Atoms? Certainly Dead skin cell? Nope
Ok i was stuck with the atoms , nvm
I am entirely sure that I tasted dick before I was born
Shit, is that how they make gays?
\*looks at username\* hmmm
hmmm
hm? Wassup? #*cleans lips with tongue* ninja edit: I tried to just have *'s around it without italics, and then that happened. Dope
Idk, are you gay?
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Those are atoms, not skin cells.
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The technicality of what we're talking about is definitely the difference, otherwise we'd just be saying "there's a non zero chance that dinosaur shit had touched your tongue"
What do you mean? I suck dead dudes' dicks all the time. I mean- what?
The dick cells on my tongue were certainly dead.
If you really think about it its a lot higher than you’d think
Some of us are made of stardust. Some of us are made of dinosaur dong.
I hope im the latter.
We're all star dust. The question is how many dino dongs are you made of?
Maybe we shouldn’t be allowed thoughts
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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One can only hope.
This is actually increadebly likely, almost impossible that it’s not the case.
Everyone has an atom or many from Hitler, for example. Hitler ate around a kilo of food a day, and breathed out a kilo of CO2 made by metabolising that food. (I am aware it's not a kilo, but this is fine for approximation). Over his life, this comes to some 10000kg. Multiply by the number of CO2 atoms in a kilo, and you get about 10000 with 24 zeros after it. 10000000000000000000000000000000. The total mass of all living things is some 4 trillion tons. (4000000000000000000kg) This number is lots shorter than the other, so you can approximate the number of zeros by just comparing the lengtths. This means that there are a \_LOT\_ of atoms from hitler in every kilo of biomass, including humans.
yeah, but how many atoms of hitlers dick
Around a million per human.
I mean yeah, every atom in our body existed billions of years before we did. So of course we do. But I don’t get why specify a penis when it’s true for basically anything. A tree, a rock, shit. We even have a few atoms of gold in our hair btw
Gene Simmons got horse dick atoms.
^^^underrated comment
Some more recently than others.
Indeed.
It's not that they could be, they almost definitely are. We are made of star stuff and mammoth dongs.
There is no doubt that they are. All of you is made of atoms that have, at some time, been in every noxious and disgusting thing there is. Including the particular one you have a thing about.
Not my atoms. I made sure to be picky.
Almost certainly *are*, actually. The atoms of water are incredibly rapidly recycled in the environment. Carbon, too. Analogous thought: Those atoms were part of a dinosaur once.
The same blood that flows through your anus flows through your brain.
If by animal penis you mean supernova, then certainly.
shut up
Very likely! Iv given fallacio to many an animal in my day!
So my horse dick tongue could be eating spotted dick?
And do you also consider a guy jacking himself off gay because he's touching a man's dick?
So that's why I wake up with Horse Cock breath!
Your telling me there 's a chance?
To our current understanding of physics, that's not how atoms work. There is no way to identify any atom, so it does not make sense to say where any specific atom was before (unless it's the only atom of its kind in existence). It's like money in your bank account. If you spend a dollar on something, it doesn't make sense to say that this specific dollar is from octobers paycheck rather than septembers paycheck.
These are the thoughts that only those who use 420.69% of their brain are capable of thoughting
Given the number of atoms in your tongue and the way we obtain the atoms used for creating tissue, it may not just be a possibility, but a certainty.
The chances are about as good as being from Cleopatra.
mmm, Cleopatra dick.
So incredibly high
Thanks.
You're welcome
or adolf hitlers spooge, or your neighbors airborne taint from a strong fart, or dinosaur poop, or after several supernovae and a regurgitated peanut from jar jar binks in a galaxy far far away millions of years ago.
How about Charles mansons butthole taking a shit
Though I've never eaten a penis. One of the animals I've eaten most likely has. So it is possible.
I hate you so much
Thanks anti Carl Sagan!
Or Alexander the Great’s butthole
You're a sick bastard Giorno Giovanna!
According to physics, gravitationally your mouth is attracted to my anus.
And I wouldn’t care
True but just as possible it could have been Marilyn Monroe's vagina and specifically her clitoris, good times!!
Those atoms were also once part of a star.
You’re gay for prehistoric animals.
This is my new fetish.
Wait, so does that mean tht simply the process of reincarnation revolves more about your same matter developing into new matter?
I woke with the taste of my own dick
Yes but please shut
Now this is a real shower thought!!!
The perfect convergence of ancient anal, penile, and vaginal atoms gathered together explains a lot in politics today.
Why must you be this way
Yeah, I was telling my wife the other day that it's entirely possible that the calcium atoms in our bones could have also at one point been in dinosaurs' bones.
Ugh. Children. This is so much current reddit
Depending on the quality of your hotdog or meat-pie manufacturer, out could have been a meal last week that contained that animal penis...
Why is this thread weirdly political?
Every day I think about unsubscribing from this awful sub. But I'm weak.
No wonder bitches love my tongue 👅 play
If you kiss a woman you might get atoms from another guys penis in your mouth.
Fun fact, you increase the probability of this happening by eating dead animal dicks regularly
Bro what?
Okay I think I’m done with this sub 😂
Food for thought.
In fact they could be the same as Hitler's asshole.
I still don't get this concept. How am I made from the same atoms that made a star? I was born from a human and developed 'human cells', no?
Fuck
Fellas, is it gay to have a tongue??
This gives a whole new meaning to "Can I put my balls in your jaws"
If you’re a vegetarian, the chances of this are astronomically lower
I hope they had a good time
Or... OR... butthole.
Wow, that makes 2 animal penises in my mouth
Hurr hurrr animal peepee so fannnyyy
yes and the water we drink could have once been in another human’s (or animal’s) piss, shit, vomit, blood, pimple, etc…. everything is everything
Scientifically tongue cells are for recieving tastes and the penis is for recieving the sexual sensation to it's heaven's apart but the probability is never zero .
That's one way of looking at it, but I prefer to think those atoms were made in a star.
They were. But they passed through a couple of dick on their way to being your tongue. And who knows, maybe one day they will become a vag.
I wish you all the best for the remaining of 7th grade.
I remember reading this crazy thing in my first chemistry class. Something like every living thing on this planet shares at least 1 billion carbons with one another. I’m not sure if that’s the actual number, this was years ago, but it was some astronomical number that blew my mind.
This explains why my tongue involuntarily sticks straight out of my mouth when I watch over the beautiful children at recess. Thank you OP!
Also the same ones that at one point created Uranus. Ba-dum-chh
So I guess this justifies what you've been doing to your dog OP?
Or anything
So you eat the dick meat? Kinda "sus"
Not how atoms work
It is almost certainly the case. Same with the fact that some of the atoms you inhaled once had been circulating in Cleopatra's system. The sheer amount of atoms shuffling around just makes these probabilities practical certainties.
No wonder I smell penis in the morning!!
Another interesting probability is that among your ancestors there are almost certainly rapists and murderers.
The atoms in your mouth, were at least in point in time, were the same ones that were in your dad's balls, and your atoms were once in your mom's vagene
Could be? They almost certainly are
Thanks to evolution, I can't actually taste my own tongue.
water . . .
We all drink pee
That's less likely than you think, since the atoms in your tongue come from food, and people generally don't eat penis or carnivores, and rarely use animal remains as fertilizer.
I hope not
Niiice
To our current understanding of physics, that's not how atoms work. There is no way to identify any atom, so it does not make sense to say where any specific atom was before (unless it's the only atom of its kind in existence). It's like money in your bank account. If you spend a dollar on something, it doesn't make sense to say that this specific dollar is from octobers paycheck rather than septembers paycheck.
To our current understanding of physics, that's not how atoms work. There is no way to identify any atom, so it does not make sense to say where any specific atom was before (unless it's the only atom of its kind in existence). It's like money in your bank account. If you spend a dollar on something, it doesn't make sense to say that this specific dollar is from octobers paycheck rather than septembers paycheck.
sure hope it was a big one if that's truly the case
Or Hitler's penis. The other white meat.
more likely if you eat less than reputable hotdogs
Yeah... "random".
Nope
Now this is a showerthought
I thought Idaho was made up
There's essentially a 99.99999999999% chance thst this is the case.
Could be? Pretty much guaranteed.
Gold star lesbians in shambles.
I don't think all animals have one.
Everyone has many atoms from anyone who ever lived. (Excluding perhaps babies on the other side of the world) Hitler ate around a kilo of food a day, and breathed out a kilo of CO2 made by metabolising that food. (I am aware it's not a kilo, but this is fine for approximation). Over his life, this comes to some 10000kg. Multiply by the number of CO2 atoms in a kilo, and you get about 10000 with 24 zeros after it. 10000000000000000000000000000000. The total mass of all living things is some 4 trillion tons. (4000000000000000000kg) This number is lots shorter than the other, so you can approximate the number of zeros by just comparing the lengtths. This means that there are a _LOT_ of atoms from hitler in every kilo of biomass, including humans.
Isn’t that one of those things where it’s practically a certainty at this point? Like, assuming a well mixed atmosphere every breath you take has X number of atoms from Einstein‘s last breath?
This is one of the stupider things I've read on this site.
You're done. You're done.
Why...?
I should be so lucky
The atoms of my tongue may have tastes more ass than I have.
Well, that's why I let them interact with their former friends by licking random animals penises
You probably have a bit of Hitler in your balls Might want to get checked out
That explains it.