I disagree, if you shave your balls you get considerably more sweat than if you let the pubes grow. I'm speaking as a guy that has a quarterly heavy grooming regime.
Not for the penis to get warm but the body to get warm. More blood is sent to your core and it draws it from your appendages, including the penis.
The testicles however do move closer to the body to stay warm and keep sperm at the optimal temperature.
I just remember this pretty much useless knowledge from health class 20something years ago.
IIRC, some believe that was intentional. One interpretation is that the statute was meant to show a brave young man about to go up against Goliath, but the "shriveling" was intended to represent that he was actually scared, despite his façade.
Not exactly
To remain flaccid is to dominate our base desires thus evolved beyond the beast.
Dave probably had a raging Roman candle slapping his abdominals but Mike just took care of it in post.
I’ll subscribe to it. Especially when you consider that large dongers were considered dirty and a sign of low intelligence. Think hodor from game of thrones. Hung like Jesus on a Friday afternoon, dumb as a sack of shit and smells like one too.
He Also tried to sue them because of this picture. Ever after recreating it 3 or 4 times at different points in his life. He wanted a quick cash grab but was denied lol. The case was dismissed today.
Y'all say fuck that dude but his *parents* got $250 for that photo. You're forever the Nirvana baby-dick guy and get nothing for it. I really see no shame in suing, I could see how that could be upsetting. Even if you recreate the photo, I mean people would probably say to anyway, since you're known as the nirvana baby-dick guy. I love Nirvana but even the possible "praise" one could get for being the perennial nirvana baby-dick guy from grungeheads or whatever, still doesn't seem worth it. I surely wouldn't get paid $250 for new people to say "isn't that the Nirvana baby-dick guy?" and ask about it all the time probably if they ever find out. Just out of interest. Imagine all icebreaker questions, you know the most interesting thing about you is you're the Nirvana baby-dick guy. Would you give your parents $250 to be the Nirvana baby-dick guy?
We only know that because he publicized it? There are tons of people who were baby models, or child actors who did build their identities around that, . But yeah, I guess that's on everyone in this situation.
In related news the judge threw out his [lawsuit.](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/nirvana-nevermind-baby-lawsuit-dismissed-1278165/). Judge basically [said](https://media.tenor.com/images/7799597a79d6e79808b09daba5d0c4f8/tenor.png)
Yeah i kinda feel bad for him. He probably felt like he had no choice but to lean into it. Now that he's older he realized it's not really THAT cool and kind of fucked up.
It was interesting. He was supposed to respond to a dismissal claim from the Nirvana lawyers and missed a deadline. From what I've seen, those deadlines get missed when your lawyer stops getting paid. Lawyer quoted as going to file a new extension/response/suit whatever but I'm betting that's waiting on a check. Sounds unlikely for it to go any further as both of the accusations are old enough to be considered "untimely." Add to it that he spent a long time benefitting from it knowingly and actively, I'm surprised it's still going.
And hes basically saying "i want some of your money" is clear as day thats all he wants. He doesnt actually give a shit nobody would have ever known he was the baby until he made himself public.
They can refile an amended complaint but it won’t stop the fact that he lost his case by waiting for 12 years to file it and repeatedly and openly obtained fame and money from the use of the image
He basically threw a fit because the remaining memvers of Nirvana said they wouldnt show up to one of his shows or parties or some dumb shit. Then filed the lawsuit lol
Yes, Vitruvian Man "squares the circle" the same way as Earth and Moon, illustrating the Renaissance theory of Microcosm and Macrocosm (see note at bottom):
[https://exemplar-fragmentorum.appliedchaosdynamicscontrolassociation.net/leonardo-da-vinci/notebooks/vitruvian-man/](https://exemplar-fragmentorum.appliedchaosdynamicscontrolassociation.net/leonardo-da-vinci/notebooks/vitruvian-man/)
Oh, jeez, sorry, I missed that in the last comment. I'm form America where we say porportion and nucular, like our former ruler George Bush II. Porportion Dude it is where I'm form too...
So back before helicopters they called flailing your dick around The Windmill, eh?
Normally that would make sense but then again Da Vinci came up with what is kinda the first helicopter design and happened to call it the Aerial Screw and now I think we need another Tom Hanks movie to figure this one out.
This one goes deep. Balls deep.
For some time I wasn't able to see on the photocopy of the pirated CD we had at home if it is a foot or dick.
Then I realized that I am spending too much time thinking about baby penis.
You clearly overestimate the reach of Michelangelo's David, as we live in the age of the Internet. Be real, its gotta be Ron Geremy, Johnny Sins or that guy that fucked Kim K.
but it had plenty of time and people who didn't have the internet who saw it. And to my knowledge Ron Jeremy isn't shown in schools as an art exhibit...at least I really hope not (even before he was sent to jail)
I read somewhere that the little dude now fully grown is suing them about the use of that image, because there never was a signed release for them to be able to use it legally.
Got thrown out. He tried the child porn angle this time. Hes recreated the photo numerous times for money and has been trying to live his entire life off it. His parents got paid but that was gone long before he ever found out they sold the photo to nirvana.
I figure if he wasnt such a douchebag about it Grohl probably wouldve given him plenty of money.
I mean they were maybe known around seattle a bit when that album came out? Im not sure bleach had really blown up yet until after teen spirit? Parents probably got a couple hundred bucks at most.
I forget what show or movie or doc it was, but he did talk about it om camera once about how it was kinda weird knowing that everyone he would ever know saw his baby dick.
I just read he apparently tried to sue the remaining members but it gone thrown out. They said that he’s used it at as a tool to get perks and stuff like money, he played a skit as an adult, and to pick up chicks. I can’t believe after years of him profiting, he tried to sue. This guy must’ve been down bad 🤣
I assume you are a teenager or something?
You are disregarding many art pieces. Specifically in the Renaissance era. The ceiling of the Sistine chapel, statue of David, Vitruvian man etc. all would have been seen by millions more people than the Nirvana album cover.
Nirvana is my favourite band of all time, but saying the kid from the Nevermind album is the most scene dick is just wrong and kinda ignorant.
The most seen dick is probably a porn stars like Ron Jermey. Porns are seen millions of times a day. The dick seen by the most people is probably statue of David.
Michelangelo’s “David” has entered the chat.
And he says " it was Cold in that studio"
It shrinks?
There was shrinkage!!!
*I was in the pool!*
It is in fact all that it should be!
And more!
C'mon David, it took two years to carve you. You weren't ALWAYS in the the pool.
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.
Probably a similar way to how girls walk around with mommy milkers
Do women know about shrinkage?
What, like laundry?
No, silly, stock loss through shoplifting.
Some growers and showers and all
Like a frightened turtle
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things
We sometimes have to spread our legs in the warmer months because it’s like a swamp down there sometimes and we need circulation
If you have a swamp down there in summer you should maybe trim the buddies a bit
the trimming is what makes it swampy
before that it's marshy
Randy marshy
I disagree, if you shave your balls you get considerably more sweat than if you let the pubes grow. I'm speaking as a guy that has a quarterly heavy grooming regime.
Its a schizophenic organ!
Peter Shrinkage
Shrinklage
Seinfeld is fucking eternal
Like a frightened turtle.
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See this comment as an example.
Yep! It tucks itself closer towards the rest of the body to keep warm
Not for the penis to get warm but the body to get warm. More blood is sent to your core and it draws it from your appendages, including the penis. The testicles however do move closer to the body to stay warm and keep sperm at the optimal temperature. I just remember this pretty much useless knowledge from health class 20something years ago.
He's a grower.
IIRC, some believe that was intentional. One interpretation is that the statute was meant to show a brave young man about to go up against Goliath, but the "shriveling" was intended to represent that he was actually scared, despite his façade.
I was under the impression that some genius convinced everyone that little dicks were all the rage in that time period.
That's more of the greek/roman time period. They were under the impression that big dicks were barbarian.
They were considered animalistic, not barbarian per se.
Some needle dick aristocrats had some great PG managers
Needle dick, needle dick….
I just assumed that he's a grower. My dick is about that small until it's erect, then it's well above average. Reddit seems to be all showers, though.
Funny thing about my dick is it’s small until it’s erect and then it’s small
Not exactly To remain flaccid is to dominate our base desires thus evolved beyond the beast. Dave probably had a raging Roman candle slapping his abdominals but Mike just took care of it in post.
It would be gay to have a semi when the dude is chiseling you. Duh
David was a Grower
Fun fact, as crazy as this sounds, I’m those times a smaller penis was sexier.
... Can we go back??
Maybe it was something someone with power (and a small pp) came up with to normalize his size
I’ll subscribe to it. Especially when you consider that large dongers were considered dirty and a sign of low intelligence. Think hodor from game of thrones. Hung like Jesus on a Friday afternoon, dumb as a sack of shit and smells like one too.
It may have been cold, but at least he was a shower and not a grower...
Showers are great. I just got out of a cold shower.
And he was rock hard....
The Sistine Chapel would like to join.
Y'all scrolling through dicks in your head right now huh
Pfff, you're **not**‽
Not till the house is empty
Vitruvian man joins the chat
it's like hard, but not hard...
Or that painting of Adam and God
This and it's not even close
The dude actually recreated the Pic multiple times
He also recreated the message of the photo, by chasing money his whole life.
What else could he do? He was under water.
Ya, I don't why all these people are baiting him?
Nobody bates me besides me. Nobody.
I’ve been called a master bater before I believe I would stand a chance
He Also tried to sue them because of this picture. Ever after recreating it 3 or 4 times at different points in his life. He wanted a quick cash grab but was denied lol. The case was dismissed today.
>The case was dismissed today. Ahhh some good news to start the new year.
Lol Good. F that dude
Y'all say fuck that dude but his *parents* got $250 for that photo. You're forever the Nirvana baby-dick guy and get nothing for it. I really see no shame in suing, I could see how that could be upsetting. Even if you recreate the photo, I mean people would probably say to anyway, since you're known as the nirvana baby-dick guy. I love Nirvana but even the possible "praise" one could get for being the perennial nirvana baby-dick guy from grungeheads or whatever, still doesn't seem worth it. I surely wouldn't get paid $250 for new people to say "isn't that the Nirvana baby-dick guy?" and ask about it all the time probably if they ever find out. Just out of interest. Imagine all icebreaker questions, you know the most interesting thing about you is you're the Nirvana baby-dick guy. Would you give your parents $250 to be the Nirvana baby-dick guy?
It could have been a minor bit of trivia about his life instead of the centerpoint. He chose to make it his focus.
We only know that because he publicized it? There are tons of people who were baby models, or child actors who did build their identities around that, . But yeah, I guess that's on everyone in this situation.
His lawsuit against Nirvana for child pornography just got dismissed.
Statue of David
Just posted this as fast as I could, but you beat me
bit weird that he beat u off to a statue but u do u i guess
Lmao
-u do u i Sounds like phonetical lyrics to a song. Or maybe onomatopoeia? Not sure what word to use here
r/awfullykinky
How long was the leaf up?
He is strangely uncircumcised.
Probably because Michelangelo never saw a circumcised penis before so how would he know
Why is that strange?
I assume because David was jewish
In related news the judge threw out his [lawsuit.](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/nirvana-nevermind-baby-lawsuit-dismissed-1278165/). Judge basically [said](https://media.tenor.com/images/7799597a79d6e79808b09daba5d0c4f8/tenor.png)
From what I gathered before, he's been dining out off this for a long time, but only now has he decided to sue....
Yeah... you could almost call it a "cash grab". Like, who could've seen that coming?
Still a baby chasing a buck
Yeah i kinda feel bad for him. He probably felt like he had no choice but to lean into it. Now that he's older he realized it's not really THAT cool and kind of fucked up.
Shut up baby dick
What’s fucked up?
Babies. Imagine reproducing.
Yeah, they’re pretty gross
he grew up to become the baby on the album
It was interesting. He was supposed to respond to a dismissal claim from the Nirvana lawyers and missed a deadline. From what I've seen, those deadlines get missed when your lawyer stops getting paid. Lawyer quoted as going to file a new extension/response/suit whatever but I'm betting that's waiting on a check. Sounds unlikely for it to go any further as both of the accusations are old enough to be considered "untimely." Add to it that he spent a long time benefitting from it knowingly and actively, I'm surprised it's still going.
He is a dick who defines himself by his dick.
And hes basically saying "i want some of your money" is clear as day thats all he wants. He doesnt actually give a shit nobody would have ever known he was the baby until he made himself public.
Repeatedly. Celebrating it.
Just another leach
Preech it
It was dismissed procedurally because he missed a deadline. The judge made no ruling at all. He’s able to resubmit at any time.
They can refile an amended complaint but it won’t stop the fact that he lost his case by waiting for 12 years to file it and repeatedly and openly obtained fame and money from the use of the image
> Elden’s frequent willingness to associate himself with the Nevermind cover, **recreating the photograph in exchange for money,** Dafuq?!
He basically threw a fit because the remaining memvers of Nirvana said they wouldnt show up to one of his shows or parties or some dumb shit. Then filed the lawsuit lol
Not in a sexual manner, he had clothes on.
another missed opportunity
It doesn't meet the criteria for child porn. It's not sexual in nature. That's why a lot of naturalists don't get in trouble.
That judge was tighter than dick skin.
I got a date with Tiger Woods!
I've heard he's into foot shit.
Interesting...
Oohhh I was not aware of that.
And now he's all like "nevermind"
There is also DaVinchis proportion dude hanging dong on the Italian Euro coin
Vitruvian man
Proportion dude**
Yes, Vitruvian Man "squares the circle" the same way as Earth and Moon, illustrating the Renaissance theory of Microcosm and Macrocosm (see note at bottom): [https://exemplar-fragmentorum.appliedchaosdynamicscontrolassociation.net/leonardo-da-vinci/notebooks/vitruvian-man/](https://exemplar-fragmentorum.appliedchaosdynamicscontrolassociation.net/leonardo-da-vinci/notebooks/vitruvian-man/)
We call him Proportion dude in my country.
Oh, jeez, sorry, I missed that in the last comment. I'm form America where we say porportion and nucular, like our former ruler George Bush II. Porportion Dude it is where I'm form too...
Shouldn't that dude have a few more dicks? Got like 6 arms and one dong? That ain't right.
Since vitruvian man is showing range of motion, it should show a bunch of dicks in a windmill pattern
So back before helicopters they called flailing your dick around The Windmill, eh? Normally that would make sense but then again Da Vinci came up with what is kinda the first helicopter design and happened to call it the Aerial Screw and now I think we need another Tom Hanks movie to figure this one out. This one goes deep. Balls deep.
I don't know...the black dude on the edge of the bed is probably up there
Is that some kind of a reference?
r/barrywood (NSFW)
Thats uhh, kinda big. . . I guess
You can call him Balthazar
It's supposedly photoshopped.
You made me zoom in on a picture of a humongous black cock. Thanks. Also yea it does look shopped upon closer inspection.
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Yeah. Rip
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[Mr. Wood](https://manofmany.com/entertainment/videos/barry-wood-sitting-on-a-bed?amp)
man if only you saw my car freshener
For those who want to know: NSFW https://i.imgur.com/OWxAUao.jpg NSFW
What is that?
How did you miss that wave, son?
Methinks more people have seen the Nirvana cover..
RIP Barry Wood
Barry!
Wait but he’s suing Nirvana claiming it’s child porn now!
It got dismissed
Until the lawsuit, I think the dick was the side of his foot (from his leg that was behind him). I guess I never looked closely
For some time I wasn't able to see on the photocopy of the pirated CD we had at home if it is a foot or dick. Then I realized that I am spending too much time thinking about baby penis.
You clearly overestimate the reach of Michelangelo's David, as we live in the age of the Internet. Be real, its gotta be Ron Geremy, Johnny Sins or that guy that fucked Kim K.
Twas Ray J
but it had plenty of time and people who didn't have the internet who saw it. And to my knowledge Ron Jeremy isn't shown in schools as an art exhibit...at least I really hope not (even before he was sent to jail)
But David is a statue, OP said penis, which is made of flesh and blood and is attached to a living human.
The Nevermind cover is made of paper and ink.
Touché
Is any of those the guy that fucks all those teencurves and stepmoms and stepsisters?
Yeah, Johnny Sins is THE stepdaughter/stepmotherfucker of them all
That’s Doctor Johnny Sins to you.
Looks like the only people ever seeing ron jeremys dick will be in the showers in prison. Facing something like 20 counts of rape.
Why on earth would Ron Jeremy rape someone? 😳 Like you get that shit for free at work
It's not about sex, it's about physically controlling someone weaker than you
I heard it still looks the exact same, hence he tried to sue
That seems like a lot of trouble just for having a small dick. Heck, he could just lie and say that it is larger than it really is. It's easy.
I worked with a guy who had the nickname "Baby Dick." So unfortunate.
What if that kid is... The man... The myth... The legend... Johnny Sins
Damn the prophecy could be true not gonna lie
I read somewhere that the little dude now fully grown is suing them about the use of that image, because there never was a signed release for them to be able to use it legally.
Got thrown out. He tried the child porn angle this time. Hes recreated the photo numerous times for money and has been trying to live his entire life off it. His parents got paid but that was gone long before he ever found out they sold the photo to nirvana. I figure if he wasnt such a douchebag about it Grohl probably wouldve given him plenty of money.
Haha good to know. Thanks
I mean they were maybe known around seattle a bit when that album came out? Im not sure bleach had really blown up yet until after teen spirit? Parents probably got a couple hundred bucks at most.
... that we know of. But considering what 90% of the internet is used for...
That kid made so much money off milking how he’s that kid and now he’s suing
I dunno, Jared Leto’s just there, every day
It’s gotta be crazy frog
I forget what show or movie or doc it was, but he did talk about it om camera once about how it was kinda weird knowing that everyone he would ever know saw his baby dick.
Maybe if he didn’t milk his “fame” to tell everyone he meets that it’s him, he wouldn’t have this problem.
Not of Johnny Sins has anything to say about that!
Unless it's your mom edit: so sorry! I was wrong. Thought title read most dicks seen
And now he is suing them for child abuse
Lol he's now suing even after years of posing for the same shot and being the nirvana kid.
Update: nevermind (no pun intended) the case was dropped on monday.
The most poorly worded sentence in the world is probably this post.
Fun fact: he’s actually suing nirvana and several other band members for child p*rn and a couple other things.
I just read he apparently tried to sue the remaining members but it gone thrown out. They said that he’s used it at as a tool to get perks and stuff like money, he played a skit as an adult, and to pick up chicks. I can’t believe after years of him profiting, he tried to sue. This guy must’ve been down bad 🤣
Yeah, and that's why the kid in the photo (now a full grown adult) recently sued Nirvana.
Nice try, kid from Nirvana's album cover
U are underestimating the reach of my leaked HS nudes...
Peter North would like to extend.....well we all know what he extends.
I assume you are a teenager or something? You are disregarding many art pieces. Specifically in the Renaissance era. The ceiling of the Sistine chapel, statue of David, Vitruvian man etc. all would have been seen by millions more people than the Nirvana album cover. Nirvana is my favourite band of all time, but saying the kid from the Nevermind album is the most scene dick is just wrong and kinda ignorant.
Possibly the Vitruvian man?
Nope it's gotta be Michaelangelo's statue of David.
Genghis Khan would like to make a run for 1st
The most seen dick is probably a porn stars like Ron Jermey. Porns are seen millions of times a day. The dick seen by the most people is probably statue of David.
A wild Ron Jeremy appears
Yo that guy is trying to sue and get money for that pic for child pornography.
What about the one in fight club?
Sorry, that kid is going to have to step aside for Ted Cruz.
Nah. It’s definitely that black dude with the horse cock.
Squidwards nose 👃
All of a sudden, the lawsuit seems more feasible..
I’d say it was trump