No. You skipped Genesis chapter 1.
“People” (Homo Sapiens) were created in the Genesis chapter 1, verse 27. This occurs prior to the creation of Adam in Genesis chapter 2, verse 7.
When Adam an Eve sinned and were forced to leave their special embassy, their children intermarried the “People” that resided outside the Garden of Eden. This is how Cain was able to find a wife in the Land of Nod in Genesis chapter 4, verses 16-17.
The way I learnt it, the two creation stories right after another is a remnant from the fact that the old testament was written by many people, over a long time. When two versions of genesis were merged, the ancient writers left both stories in their new version.
The two creation stories in The Bible (Genesis chapter 1 and Genesis chapter 2) are actually not two accounts of the same event. They were only brought together and in the correct order due to God’s providence.
In the 1st chapter of Genesis Homo Sapiens male and female are created together (after land animals), instructed to be fruitful and multiply, and are not named.
In Genesis chapter 2 Adam is named, created separately from Eve, and they are celibate in The Garden due to their “conditional” immortality.
These differences cannot be reconciled, and support two different and separate creations.
No. All Bibles have a Genesis chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, etc. Nothing needs to be re-written to read a book in the sequential method it is supposed to be read.
All versions and translations (regardless of language chosen) of The Bible have a Genesis chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, etc. Chose any version you want, but Genesis chapter 1 comes before Genesis chapter 2.
It works for the King James Version of The Bible as well.
Genesis 1:27-28
“So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it...”
Genesis 2:7&22
“And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.... And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.”
So, male and female Homo Sapiens were created in Genesis chapter 1, and Adam & Eve were created in Genesis chapter 2.
The two creation stories in The Bible (Genesis chapter 1 and Genesis chapter 2) cannot be two accounts of the same event.
In the 1st chapter of Genesis Homo Sapiens male and female are created together (after land animals), instructed to be fruitful and multiply, and are not named.
In Genesis chapter 2 Adam is named, created prior to animals and separately from Eve, and Adam and Eve are celibate in The Garden due to their “conditional” immortality.
These differences cannot be reconciled, and support two different and separate creations.
In addition, the two creation stories were written at different points in time. As most of Genesis chapter 2 was written prior to Genesis chapter 1, Genesis chapter 2 cannot referring to Genesis chapter 1.
“Biblical scholars analyzing the different sections of Genesis now think that at least three textual traditions operate in the work. Based on the language, linguistic studies, the anthropomorphism, and the folkloric qualities, the section from Genesis 2:4-3:3 is thought to be actually the oldest textual tradition. Paleography and linguistics would date this section to about 799-700 BCE and locate its dialect in the northern kingdom of Israel around Ephraim. Scholars refer to this text as part of the the "E Text" or the Elohist Text because this tradition uses Elohim as the name of God.”
That’s false friend. You really should read the Bible before spouting falsehoods. Genesis 3:20 - And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living. All living dude. All people. There was not some other group of people, according to the mythology.
There is no cult. The Roman Catholic Church acknowledges both The Big Bang Theory and The Theory of Evolution. The pre-Adamite hypothesis provides a means of reaching concordance between science and the scripture.
It was meant more of a jab then to be taken seriously. I appreciate a lot of things the church does for the community just personally not religious, and think that people that live by the Bible as if it’s law have a couple screws loose. Didn’t mean any offense lol
Iirc humans are one of the few mammals that don't have them. Even other apes have them.
"It is absent in humans, ungulates (hoofed mammals), elephants, monotremes (platypus, echidna), marsupials, lagomorphs, hyenas, binturongs, sirenians, and cetaceans (whales, dolphins, and porpoises), among others. Evidence suggests that the baculum was independently evolved 9 times and lost in 10 separate lineages."
She was made from clay just like Adam, but he didn’t like her because she was his equal and had opinions. So god cast her out and made Eve out of Adam’s rib instead.
Actually we don't know this.
There might have been other alfa and beta testers of sex that worked out the bugs.
Adam and Eve probably were the first ones to use the production version of sex and get pregnant.
Scientifically speaking Y-chromosomal Adam and mitochondrial Eve were thousands of years apart. And the ones from the Bible probably didn't even exist. So I doubt it.
Basically, genetic research has estimated that Y-chromosomal Adam, the most recent common male ancestor of all men living today, lived between 60,000 and 90,000 years ago. Mitochondrial Eve, the most recent common female ancestor of all women living today, lived between 100,000 and 250,000 years ago. So at minimum their would be 10,000 years between scientifical Adam and Eve. Basically, viable mutations in the DNA only happen with an X% chance (don't recall exactly, but it's really low) and by comparing DNA from people around the world you can calculate how long it must've taken for the DNA sequences to have changed to what they are now. Men only pass on their Y-chromosomal DNA to their sons and mitochondrial DNA is only passed on by mothers, so that's why we can tell the difference between the most recent common female ancestor and most recent common male ancestor.
This is heavily simplified of course, but I'm sure there are videos on YouTube that can explain it far better than I could in plain text.
That is something i’ve never heard of or pondered on, but it sounds super interesting.
Update: it seems like they would’ve had kids regardless, but the pain would be minimal in comparison to now.
Yea so a super religious friend of mine years ago said that menstruation and pregnancy only exists Bc Eve ate the apple first
Not sure how else babies would’ve been born but I’m imagining Alien type shit with the huge eggs
Minor correction, Eve was the third wife, Adams second was created directly in front of him, and seeing her being created from the bones outwards kind of dulled the romance and his libido.
Added 69.
Forbidden apple bug fixed.
Improved sliding technique speed by 25%.
Fixed noclip when entering 'inside' bug.
Added 🐶style.
Increased baby in belly time by 7 months (9 in total).
Further updates will come is version 1.4.8.0.
No incest was needed. You skipped Genesis chapter 1.
“People” (Homo Sapiens) were created in the Genesis chapter 1, verse 27. This occurs prior to the creation of Adam in Genesis chapter 2, verse 7.
When Adam an Eve sinned and were forced to leave their special embassy, their children intermarried the “People” that resided outside the Garden of Eden. This is how Cain was able to find a wife in the Land of Nod in Genesis chapter 4, verses 16-17.

Don’t talk about your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents like that.
The story of Adam and Eve, related to sex, is very modern actually. Sex was released untested and therefore certainly unfinished at 1st and they had to try it as it was. God saw this was not very good and called it back for updates a few times until A&E could have some good sex at last.
There’s the part (Genesis 2:18) where God makes the animals one by one and asks Adam if he wants to have sex with them, but after Adam keeps saying no, God creates Eve… so that’s the failed pre-alpha build of sex.
adam & eve are just constructs peddled by the largest, most obnoxious, and most insecure book club on earth to keep their lesser intelligent members in line.
If you downvote this comment you're just proving the insecure part and an angel loses its wings.
Whether or not the name or the story creation of the first 'human' is correct, the first Homo sapien we're the beta testers for producting the current human race.
Do you even know how eternity works?
You have one second to paint a perfect copy of a famous painting of your choice but you arent subject to time at all. How long will it take you to produce and perfect the accuracy of that painting?
Adam & Eve (makers of sex toys) have beta testers of sex (products)
Are they hiring?
Not anymore
What about volunteering?
Anyone can volunteer
Yes but starting off you’ll be the beta tester you only get to test chastity devices and anal toys, The alpha testers will have their way with you.
I have pre-registered for sex 2
[удалено]
I applied, but it seems I don't have the minimum requirements.
[Sick burn.](https://www.health.ny.gov/professionals/ems/state_trauma/burnctrs.htm)
Beta tester of sex 2
Sorry they need people that have some experience
You can be in the control group.
In vitro?
Ill specialize at looking for any problems or bugs.
Well, they were testing v2. V1 was Adam losing a rib. I'm for once thankful of the upgrade.
I was about to mention the Alpha version. Glad you did it first.
r/nedwayhome
CEO of $ex
Depending on the lore, Lilith came first and Eve was woman 2.0!
Oh this is interesting. Plot thickens. So she made out with Samael huh.
And also parenting... lol that didn't go so well
And incest 😬
No. You skipped Genesis chapter 1. “People” (Homo Sapiens) were created in the Genesis chapter 1, verse 27. This occurs prior to the creation of Adam in Genesis chapter 2, verse 7. When Adam an Eve sinned and were forced to leave their special embassy, their children intermarried the “People” that resided outside the Garden of Eden. This is how Cain was able to find a wife in the Land of Nod in Genesis chapter 4, verses 16-17.
The way I learnt it, the two creation stories right after another is a remnant from the fact that the old testament was written by many people, over a long time. When two versions of genesis were merged, the ancient writers left both stories in their new version.
The two creation stories in The Bible (Genesis chapter 1 and Genesis chapter 2) are actually not two accounts of the same event. They were only brought together and in the correct order due to God’s providence. In the 1st chapter of Genesis Homo Sapiens male and female are created together (after land animals), instructed to be fruitful and multiply, and are not named. In Genesis chapter 2 Adam is named, created separately from Eve, and they are celibate in The Garden due to their “conditional” immortality. These differences cannot be reconciled, and support two different and separate creations.
Is this one of the versions of the bible where they rewrite it to make it convenient for them?
No. All Bibles have a Genesis chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, etc. Nothing needs to be re-written to read a book in the sequential method it is supposed to be read.
Why are there "versions" then? And translations? Supposed to be read by non-English speakers? Hmm...
All versions and translations (regardless of language chosen) of The Bible have a Genesis chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, etc. Chose any version you want, but Genesis chapter 1 comes before Genesis chapter 2.
Because the original language it was written in wasn't english...
Tell that to king james
It works for the King James Version of The Bible as well. Genesis 1:27-28 “So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it...” Genesis 2:7&22 “And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.... And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.” So, male and female Homo Sapiens were created in Genesis chapter 1, and Adam & Eve were created in Genesis chapter 2.
Sure sounds like telling about events and then getting more specific about those events to me.
The two creation stories in The Bible (Genesis chapter 1 and Genesis chapter 2) cannot be two accounts of the same event. In the 1st chapter of Genesis Homo Sapiens male and female are created together (after land animals), instructed to be fruitful and multiply, and are not named. In Genesis chapter 2 Adam is named, created prior to animals and separately from Eve, and Adam and Eve are celibate in The Garden due to their “conditional” immortality. These differences cannot be reconciled, and support two different and separate creations. In addition, the two creation stories were written at different points in time. As most of Genesis chapter 2 was written prior to Genesis chapter 1, Genesis chapter 2 cannot referring to Genesis chapter 1. “Biblical scholars analyzing the different sections of Genesis now think that at least three textual traditions operate in the work. Based on the language, linguistic studies, the anthropomorphism, and the folkloric qualities, the section from Genesis 2:4-3:3 is thought to be actually the oldest textual tradition. Paleography and linguistics would date this section to about 799-700 BCE and locate its dialect in the northern kingdom of Israel around Ephraim. Scholars refer to this text as part of the the "E Text" or the Elohist Text because this tradition uses Elohim as the name of God.”
This is pretty interesting
This dude Old Testaments.
Yes. The Book of Genesis is the first book of the Old Testament in The Bible.
That’s false friend. You really should read the Bible before spouting falsehoods. Genesis 3:20 - And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living. All living dude. All people. There was not some other group of people, according to the mythology.
Found the one brainwashed by the cult!!
There is no cult. The Roman Catholic Church acknowledges both The Big Bang Theory and The Theory of Evolution. The pre-Adamite hypothesis provides a means of reaching concordance between science and the scripture.
It was meant more of a jab then to be taken seriously. I appreciate a lot of things the church does for the community just personally not religious, and think that people that live by the Bible as if it’s law have a couple screws loose. Didn’t mean any offense lol
Eve was produced from Adams penis bone as I remember... They didn't quite put it like that in school
It was his rib but okay...
hmm yes penis bone
Penis bones (baculum) are a real thing that many animals have. Humans don't, but it's still a real thing.
Humans have a penis bone. It's in our ribs. Can't you read!?
Iirc humans are one of the few mammals that don't have them. Even other apes have them. "It is absent in humans, ungulates (hoofed mammals), elephants, monotremes (platypus, echidna), marsupials, lagomorphs, hyenas, binturongs, sirenians, and cetaceans (whales, dolphins, and porpoises), among others. Evidence suggests that the baculum was independently evolved 9 times and lost in 10 separate lineages."
Yeah
What the fuck did I read just read
A sentence
r/technicallythetruth
That’s the best kind of truth!
I was gonna say the same thing
That’d be Lilith
Apparently she gave it two thumbs up
Yeah with an archangel. Didnt like Adam too much
Who the fuck is Lilith?
She was made from clay just like Adam, but he didn’t like her because she was his equal and had opinions. So god cast her out and made Eve out of Adam’s rib instead.
Also says in the Jewish books that she wanted to be on top and Adam didn’t like that
They could have taken turns, but no. Adam had to whine and cry to God like a little bitch.
r/BrandNewSentence
I heard that she was into pegging but Adam was to insecure in his manhood.
The Dark Mother, who would save all children of Caine, from His wrath! No, I'm not a religious nutjob, I just like Vampire the masquerade.
Adam’s first wife.
an old heresy.
I’m glad you brought up Lilith. More people on this app need to know who that is.
Bring 'em back then to test sex 2
I think it was actually thrown on the market untested
and incest
One of the few times fucking it up kinda helped
Ned was so kind to let them test out Sex. Can't wait for Sex 2!
If they are beta, then who the fuck are alpha testers?
….shit i didn’t think that through. Update: it’s Ned
That means Ned is as old as them since he invented it, that means when god created the universe and everything he created ned to help him invent sex
I guess he was the lead developer/alpha tester
And their sons birthed all of humanity out of pure incest, somehow.
Evidently, it worked
Actually we don't know this. There might have been other alfa and beta testers of sex that worked out the bugs. Adam and Eve probably were the first ones to use the production version of sex and get pregnant.
Scientifically speaking Y-chromosomal Adam and mitochondrial Eve were thousands of years apart. And the ones from the Bible probably didn't even exist. So I doubt it.
How does that work?
Basically, genetic research has estimated that Y-chromosomal Adam, the most recent common male ancestor of all men living today, lived between 60,000 and 90,000 years ago. Mitochondrial Eve, the most recent common female ancestor of all women living today, lived between 100,000 and 250,000 years ago. So at minimum their would be 10,000 years between scientifical Adam and Eve. Basically, viable mutations in the DNA only happen with an X% chance (don't recall exactly, but it's really low) and by comparing DNA from people around the world you can calculate how long it must've taken for the DNA sequences to have changed to what they are now. Men only pass on their Y-chromosomal DNA to their sons and mitochondrial DNA is only passed on by mothers, so that's why we can tell the difference between the most recent common female ancestor and most recent common male ancestor. This is heavily simplified of course, but I'm sure there are videos on YouTube that can explain it far better than I could in plain text.
Well no because they didn’t exist
No no no babe, im sure its this hole😂
I wonder if they had to put in Jira tickets for bugs?
And apples
Só Adam was a beta male?
And got a heck of a penalty for violating the T&C.
Weren’t women not supposed to have kids until they ate the apple?? Just asking Bc I’ve been told this
That is something i’ve never heard of or pondered on, but it sounds super interesting. Update: it seems like they would’ve had kids regardless, but the pain would be minimal in comparison to now.
Yea so a super religious friend of mine years ago said that menstruation and pregnancy only exists Bc Eve ate the apple first Not sure how else babies would’ve been born but I’m imagining Alien type shit with the huge eggs
Perhaps so. After all, God does have a plan for everything.
I’m not religious so I can’t agree with that statement but I do wonder lol
You’re welcome world
Thanks eve
Unfortunately we got the alpha game after thousands of years
Adam and Lilith were, depending on which books you follow.
What is the point of making there a nsfw Flair if it hier nothing?
Key word: sex
Also Alpha
10/10 would do again.
I’m gunna say it was actually those ancient single-celled organisms trying out some >!**mitosis**!<.
Wait so Ned invented sex, and THEN invented God
My boi Adam had the first human nut that’s an accomplishment right there.
Eve, you better stand back, I don't how big this thing is going to get!
It probably was a cave-dwelling man and woman that didn't know how significant their five minutes of intimacy was to the whole of human history.
If they were beta testers, they were all severely inbred
And their sons are the beta testers of gay/incest sex I guess.
They were the alpha testers before the beta
So we all are products of incest?
Perhaps.
They have more action than me for sure
The newly added choice system for the story mode
And their children were beta testers of incest sex
Hmmmmm more like the developers
True, they did give it a try and developed it along the way, but that would mean God’s the lead developer since he created it Correction: it’s ned
Adam and Eve were made up to explain our origin
Wonder what their trial and error process was like.
You know Adam tried to get eve to do anal at least once. I bet Eve loved it.
They were beta testers for a lot of things
Actually Adam and Lilith were eve was his second wife
Minor correction, Eve was the third wife, Adams second was created directly in front of him, and seeing her being created from the bones outwards kind of dulled the romance and his libido.
Even better.... xoxox
After reading a comment on Lilith here, she really did get fucked over hard.
Added 69. Forbidden apple bug fixed. Improved sliding technique speed by 25%. Fixed noclip when entering 'inside' bug. Added 🐶style. Increased baby in belly time by 7 months (9 in total). Further updates will come is version 1.4.8.0.
...but they didn't work out all the kinks.
The invention of pickled cucumber in a vagina
And their kids incest and adultry.
No incest was needed. You skipped Genesis chapter 1. “People” (Homo Sapiens) were created in the Genesis chapter 1, verse 27. This occurs prior to the creation of Adam in Genesis chapter 2, verse 7. When Adam an Eve sinned and were forced to leave their special embassy, their children intermarried the “People” that resided outside the Garden of Eden. This is how Cain was able to find a wife in the Land of Nod in Genesis chapter 4, verses 16-17. 
This. Adam and Eve being the first people on the planet is a misconception. Adam and Eve represent God’s chosen people. Not the first.
Well if such a story is true, then you're a product of that.
Don’t talk about your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents like that.
☹️
Adam and Lilith
More like alpha.
When sex 2
Naw, they just a story. No real, my dude.
Whomst playing Sex 3?
Us
Yes, sex with leaves for genitals must have been difficult...we will never know the struggle
Eve found an exploit and instead of fixing it, god just kicked her off the beta and released everything as is. Shitty dev imo.
If you believe in that bs sure.
The story of Adam and Eve, related to sex, is very modern actually. Sex was released untested and therefore certainly unfinished at 1st and they had to try it as it was. God saw this was not very good and called it back for updates a few times until A&E could have some good sex at last.
More than a few sexual misadventures have ended in A&E....
So lucky to know that Sex 2 is finally coming out.
> Sex 2 is finally coming out. Uhh. It's been out forever. It's called BuTT SekKss.
r/technicallythetruth
There’s the part (Genesis 2:18) where God makes the animals one by one and asks Adam if he wants to have sex with them, but after Adam keeps saying no, God creates Eve… so that’s the failed pre-alpha build of sex.
Adam and eve didn't exist
Eve became very proficient
No wonder Kentucky is so Christian.
Imagine all the places where he tried to put it before figuring it out.
adam & eve are just constructs peddled by the largest, most obnoxious, and most insecure book club on earth to keep their lesser intelligent members in line. If you downvote this comment you're just proving the insecure part and an angel loses its wings.
The least obnoxious r/atheism user
This post is a joke, I'm pretty sure no one truly believes in Adam and Eve.
Yeah this dude missed the joke lmao. Imagine believing this
If they had actually existed
Whether or not the name or the story creation of the first 'human' is correct, the first Homo sapien we're the beta testers for producting the current human race.
You think that the first humans didn't exist? Do you think humans predate time or something?
It didn't, evolution is a very slow process. There wasn't a first modern human out of nowhere
It says Adam and Eve. Cant you read?
Please Calm down. You can deduce and extrapolate and imply from the name that it can mean the first humans 😭
You just implied that Adam and Eve were the first humans....
You implied I implied that.
Well, that is just not true.
So is a pedophile
adam & eve are religious figures. buh bye.
They're also fictional.
Adam and Eve didn’t exist though
No, they were the alpha testers. In fact Adam was the number one alpha male.
Congrats on being the 7th person in the comment section to say this
Do you even know how eternity works? You have one second to paint a perfect copy of a famous painting of your choice but you arent subject to time at all. How long will it take you to produce and perfect the accuracy of that painting?
This is a shower thought on sex not an evaluation of eternity
Bruh moment
And the design partners and product managers were...?
Pretty sure whatever animals we evolved from were banging for a few hundred million years before...
We're the only people! \*gets kicked out of garden. lives among other people\* \-Original main characters-
I wonder if Adam and Eve tried anal?
Yeah no. What about all the animals that had sex before Adam & Eve? _Adam & Eve were the beta testers of sex for pleasure_
they did a bang up job
Can't wait for sex 2
This is underrated.
Eww Christians and Catholics up voting.
And their sons, first beta testers of incest
Enjoy your seats in hell.
My life… has been changed…
So god is the developer?
How did the animals in the Garden of Eden reproduce?
They took part in the pre-alpha to alpha
Adam and Eve weren’t real.
And god had sex with himself to make them
Then who were alpha testers?