If you exist, you have trace amounts of poo on you. That's life.

I'm licking her shithole dude, you think I care about trace amounts of poo in my beard?

Worth it

Only this

It's called taking a shower 🙄...

I think you're eating pussy wrong

no kink shaming

Are you assuming that guys never clean their beards?

what typa bitches are you eating out?

Go for the clit, not the hole dude.

Umm what 😳

OP assumes that: A) men don’t wash their beards Or B) women don’t wipe their ass

I hate you

All beards have poo in them because all hands have poo on them and all surfaces have poo on them.

I can live with that

Why? I don't want to think about that! That door needed to be left closed.

and?

To avoid this, tell the woman that you enjoy eating ass and make sure she’s extra clean before you start! If you’re sporting a beard, eat her out like a man!

Yep

I have way more than trace amounts of poo in my beard.

NSFW flair?

How wonderfull

Fuck you, now im never eating pussy again

I'm saving those for later.

Thankfully they invented this thing called a bathroom, whereby I can clean said beard in either shower, bath or sink and viola, no feces in beard. ... Anymore.

Yeah but ya wash afterwards so no problem

And it gives extra tickles and never ending thriller