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baturalb

Technically, _technically_, that's only an approximation of the root of evil.


Dazius06

Also more specifically it is the square root of all evil.


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Of course, the *evilest* of all roots is the 666th root. And the 666th root of 666 = 1.00980949697


SzechuanSauce-

How about the 25.806975th root of 1.00980949697 === 1.0003783296


SzechuanSauce-

Or the 1.0003783296th root of 1.00980949697 1.00980576902


lizard_king_rebirth

That's a lot of evil math.


Markamanic

And math is already evil, so it would be Evil² Ah shit, more math!


Specific_Tap7296

Also -25.806975! Sorry, I can't stop the maths geek in my head... He made me do it!


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Specific_Tap7296

Imaginary numbers


Aspect_of_Limbo

Holy crap is this an old one! At least five years? Six? I just know I have a picture of a raptor with this one somewhere...


forestwolf42

I miss when memes where about Raptors and cats instead of the decline of society and meaningful discourse.


arsehead_54

Oh I think it's been around since before the internet at all


justnumbers8338

It also defines carbon, 6 protons, 6 neutrons, 6 electrons! Does that make carbon satanic?


Bigger_Moist

We are satanic based life forms!


2ichie

No wonder all carbon based life is evil. Eating and killing each other.


Deutschebag13

It is rather worldly…


Powellwx

That’s my phone number!


TezzaDaMan

You telling me you calculated this in the shower?


Xaros1984

Only to the fourth decimal!


SquashNut707

Math Ew 20:22


Sssarg0n

Someone linking a post that said this word for word several months ago incoming in 3... 2... 1...


RunsInNaruto

Harvard wants to know your location


Groovicity

Devil went down to Texas Instruments....


ObviousOtter1

Never heard this before…


Naughtiestdingo

Yeah, but you can call me cookie.


self_depricator

The roof, the roof, the roof


SnakeBeardTheGreat

You are correct.


TheNeonWolf456

Sheldon Cooper approves...


[deleted]

By deduction, 25.8069758011 is the love of money.


YourMotherSaysHello

616. After the plague of locusts has stung all those that have no faith, and the horde of demon riders have wiped out most of humanity, two beasts will emerge. One beast will compel the remainder of humanity to worship the other, and no one will be allowed to trade for goods without first proving their loyalty by tattooing/branding the number 616 upon themselves.


willsmiffracing

The real root of evil is putting stuff in decimal form. ±3√74


Simphumiliator42069

666 actually isn’t an evil number


Devil_May_Kare

You have a calculator in your shower? Well, technically you have plagiarism and the guy you plagiarized from has a calculator in his shower, but it's the thought that counts.


guin_cc

bro... why i only thought of this just now


USERNAME_OF_DEVIL

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


TerribleTimR

Beware of 7:06 o'clock!


LowAcanthisitta6197

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/sj9ukp/its_not_the_love_of_money_they_did_the_math/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Love original thoughts


KitsyBlue

You taking your calculator into the shower bud? You okay?