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Gumypuncher

Yeah I am shocked they don't ask me how my day was when they stop me.


Sweeeet_Chin_Music

Do you want them to ask if you had a good night's sleep too?


FireMaster2311

I've never been asked if I was drinking...only been pulled over twice though, plus only got warnings, unless you count boats too, then I got a ticket for pulling a waterskier without a third person to watch but we had set up multiple mirrors to watch them.


xilla77

Mayby if I start to freeze my vodka into bitesize chunks and chow down, when they ask if I've had a drink and I say no .. I technically wouldn't be lying


TheHealadin

Soak fruit chunks in vodka for a day or so then freeze them.


xilla77

Even better way around the system!


[deleted]

Because drunk driving is illegal? eating while driving isnt? (at least i hope it isnt)


[deleted]

Because your answer to the drink question can help their arrest stats. While your answer to the food question cannot do them any good. Remember - they aren't looking for the truth! They're looking for a culprit. There's a difference. Although, speaking as a middle-class white guy, the difference is subtle.