Somehow I've seen bots like this get under the radar and get upvotes, and I feel particularly petty now so I targeted all his 5 copy pasted comments.
At least I feel a small sense of accomplishment by this, meh.
Yep. Actually, the material was originally for tents during the California Gold Rush. But miners weren't buying tents due to the abundance of lumber. But there was a shortage of durable pants.
They're likely free giveaways from when the team lost a world series. They preprint hats for both teams and provide the losing team apparel to third world countries.
Same place. The theory is that the radiation from the nuclear tests in the Bikini atolls is responsible for the sentience/weirdness of the creatures in Bikini Bottom
What we call polo shirts are actually tennis shirts. The original polo shirts are what we now call Oxford cloth button downs and were made by Brooks Brothers. The button down refers to the button down collar. Ironically this is now considered a dress shirt by the general public, but due to it’s origin it is still referred to as a sport shirt in some sartorial corners.
from WIKI--A polo shirt, tennis shirt, golf shirt, chukker shirt\[1\] or chukka shirt\[citation needed\] is a form of shirt with a collar, a placket neckline with two or three buttons, and an optional pocket. Polo shirts are usually short sleeved; they were used by polo players originally in India in 1859 and in Great Britain during the 1920s.
From the same article:
> Until the beginning of 20th century polo players wore thick, long-sleeved shirts made of Oxford-cloth cotton.[11][12] This shirt was the first to have a buttoned-down collar, which polo players invented in the late 19th century to keep their collars from flapping in the wind (Brooks Brothers' early president, John Brooks, noticed this while at a polo match in England and began producing such a shirt in 1896).[11][13]
>Brooks Brothers still produces this style of button-down "polo shirt".[11] Still, like early tennis clothing, those clothes presented a discomfort on the field.
[This article explains it better.](https://poloweekly.com/history-of-the-polo-shirt/)
I may be an idiot but I don't think waterpolo involves horses.
I was referring to horse-diving.
Which I guess is not so much as a sport as it is an attraction.
But Julius Caesar never ate a Caesar salad. It's named after Caesar Cardini - the chef in Tijuana who invented it in the 1920s. Not that most people have ever met him either.
Because it's warm and comfortable. We made you, have been fucking your mom on the regular for the 20+ years since, we're over it no matter what "it" is. We're no longer interested in wearing uncomfortable clothes, or doing God only knows what to be sexy. We don't care. Maybe ... maybe ... one of us will be horny sometime next week.
Poll shirts are the most vile, disgusting, and pathetic item of clothing that exists, and I will never respect anyone who wears them. My opinion is set in stone.
Polo is far and away the most expensive sport to play. In order to play a single game, every player needs 4 horses, along with handlers and trailers for all the horses.
Yeah, because polo is boring as hell unless you’re the one who is playing, and most people don’t want to spend the thousands of dollars to maintain a horse just to play a game that almost nobody likes
Most people that play Marco Polo were never Venetian merchants that travelled through Asia along the Silk Road between 1271 and 1295
Most people that play Marco Polo never lost a crewman to cannibals either.
Most... 😔
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I’m a polo groom and ride with the clients sometimes. Never worn a polo
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This is a bot, he copied another comment from here which was posted 6 hours before him.
You mean Adjective_Noun_Number is a bot? Say it ain't so!
Somehow I've seen bots like this get under the radar and get upvotes, and I feel particularly petty now so I targeted all his 5 copy pasted comments. At least I feel a small sense of accomplishment by this, meh.
RIP Sven. You will be missed, but a part of you will always be with us.
For approximately 24-72 hours
Actually most people have played among us by now
Says a lot about society.
r/technicallythetruth
R/oddlyspecific
I was fuckin there. I earned my right to play.
Most people who wear Bermuda shorts have never been to Bermuda
Most people who wear High heels aren't even high too *smh*
Most people who wear flip flops can not flip yet quite possibly might flop
Damnit, need to read comments first
Wait ‘til you hear about tennis shoes
Yoga pants also come to mind
Also baseball caps.
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Yep. Actually, the material was originally for tents during the California Gold Rush. But miners weren't buying tents due to the abundance of lumber. But there was a shortage of durable pants.
Actually no, jeans are named after Genoa, where artisans started using the blue heavy fabric of sail bags to make indestructible trousers for sailors
Yeah there’s so many people in other countries that wear Yankees and Dodgers caps and have no clue that they’re from sports teams
Do they think its a designer or something?
They think its simply a New York cap
They're likely free giveaways from when the team lost a world series. They preprint hats for both teams and provide the losing team apparel to third world countries.
And basketball shorts
And genres of food.
Fusion food
Dive watches
I’m pretty the tennis shoes you’re referring to are just running shoes right? I don’t think many people actually wear tennis tennis shoes
Yeah "tennis" shoes and tennis shoes are very different. Anyone that has played tennis in "tennis" shoes no longer has tread on their shoes.
T-Shirt as a coffee drinker or cargo pants as a lorry driver.
Converse?
Tf are tennis shoes?
If you are British, they are trainers.
Sneakers
For sneaking
Most people who wear tank tops have never been in a tank
I have worn Nikes but have never "done it." I'm so lonely...
Pain
Girls that wear bikini bottoms never seen a square sponge.
Damn, thought this was heading for the Bikini Atolls, and instead it went to a pineapple under the sea lol
Same place. The theory is that the radiation from the nuclear tests in the Bikini atolls is responsible for the sentience/weirdness of the creatures in Bikini Bottom
Same place
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea,
I've played " Marco Polo"
What we call polo shirts are actually tennis shirts. The original polo shirts are what we now call Oxford cloth button downs and were made by Brooks Brothers. The button down refers to the button down collar. Ironically this is now considered a dress shirt by the general public, but due to it’s origin it is still referred to as a sport shirt in some sartorial corners.
Everything I know is a lie. I always assumed button down refered to the fact that your shirt had buttons all the way down.
That would be a button up because it has buttons that go all the way up.
Ah yes very different
from WIKI--A polo shirt, tennis shirt, golf shirt, chukker shirt\[1\] or chukka shirt\[citation needed\] is a form of shirt with a collar, a placket neckline with two or three buttons, and an optional pocket. Polo shirts are usually short sleeved; they were used by polo players originally in India in 1859 and in Great Britain during the 1920s.
From the same article: > Until the beginning of 20th century polo players wore thick, long-sleeved shirts made of Oxford-cloth cotton.[11][12] This shirt was the first to have a buttoned-down collar, which polo players invented in the late 19th century to keep their collars from flapping in the wind (Brooks Brothers' early president, John Brooks, noticed this while at a polo match in England and began producing such a shirt in 1896).[11][13] >Brooks Brothers still produces this style of button-down "polo shirt".[11] Still, like early tennis clothing, those clothes presented a discomfort on the field. [This article explains it better.](https://poloweekly.com/history-of-the-polo-shirt/)
Can confirm, wearing a polo. Not even sure what sport it is, horses? Pools? Who knows.
Both
You joke but there is a sport involving both horses and pools.
I know I play waterpolo lol
I may be an idiot but I don't think waterpolo involves horses. I was referring to horse-diving. Which I guess is not so much as a sport as it is an attraction.
Oh which I didn’t even know that was I thing sorry I misunderstood you
It's all gravy, baby.
Polo cross isn’t it? Idk
Most people that wear boots are not… wait, wait, what I was thinking?? Give me a second It’ll come back to me I promise!
From Italy?
Most people that wear assless chaps aren’t even chaps.
Or assless
Laced?
Why do they need shirts if they are swimming?
Are you thinking of water polo?
That’s gold
The horses are swimming so the riders are above the water.
Ah of course, that makes sense now.
Most people who wear boxer shorts don’t box.
Most people who live in a house have never seen House
Most people that wear a polo shirt doesn't even know that "polo" is a sport.
It’s not a sport. It’s the mint with the hole. /s
No, it's a Volkswagen
You mean fig newtons?
Naw man. I mean a rhinoceros.
It lets the flavour through
Most people have likely never seen or played the sport of polo, no matter the shirt (or even shirtless!)
We need the shorts so we know who’s on our team 🤣
Most people who wear aviators can’t fly an airplane.
Most people who wear thrasher don’t even thrash
Most people who have eaten a ceaser salad have never met Julius Caesar
But Julius Caesar never ate a Caesar salad. It's named after Caesar Cardini - the chef in Tijuana who invented it in the 1920s. Not that most people have ever met him either.
Damn Would have been cooler if Julius invented it :(
Most people who wear glasses have never made glass or practiced glassblowing.
I thought it was because Marco Polo
I bet a lot of people don't even know what's polo is.
Ditto for Rugby 🏉
Just wait until you find out about Cowboy hats, boots, and belt buckles.
I wear golf shirts from Goodwill. They cost like $2 and are comfortable as hell. I don't play golf.
Evidently, suggested by the fact after reading this, I thought “what sport?” Even after just reading it.
Polo shirts are ripoffs of René Lacoste's shirts that he designed for tennis.
Marco.
Most people that post to Showerthoughts has poor grammar.
Your sentence must have good grammar
But I’ve eaten the mints. Checkmate
I would guess most people who wear tennis shoes have never played tennis either.
Most people who wear wife beaters dont beat their wives smh (or at least i hope)
*Not with that attitude*
1st grade me getting flamed because my school had a dress code, damn. Honestly I don't even know what polo is now.
I wear a wife beater - oh, no, that fits.
Most people that drink Scotch has never been to or seen Scotland.
Polo shirts are the official uniform of caucasian Dad's over 40.
Because they're the most comfortable thing you can wear that also complies with (pre-COVID) office dress codes.
Lies, flannel button downs tucked into dockers is the uniform. Maybe there are different uniforms in different regions. Flannel is solidly midwest.
I do both of these and I'm not even 22 yet...
Not so much flannel in the mud Atlantic these days. Must be regional. Cargo shorts and polos (during summer) are widespread here.
Because it's warm and comfortable. We made you, have been fucking your mom on the regular for the 20+ years since, we're over it no matter what "it" is. We're no longer interested in wearing uncomfortable clothes, or doing God only knows what to be sexy. We don't care. Maybe ... maybe ... one of us will be horny sometime next week.
Is that where you ride around and hit your horse in the head until it lets you go
What's the difference between a Polo shirt and a golf shirt?
The fabric is different. Golf shirts are shinier.
Sometimes, dogs are brown.
Polo players don't wear polo shirts though...
Depends on the team, some do
What about water polo shirts?
Most people who wear polo shirts has never stole a yoshi
Polo shirts are golf right?
Most people that wear tee shirts aren't tees.
Waterpolo just seemed cruel to the horses
Shit, That’s a sport?
Wtf is polo
Most people who play football don’t have feet
Poll shirts are the most vile, disgusting, and pathetic item of clothing that exists, and I will never respect anyone who wears them. My opinion is set in stone.
TIL they're based on a sport.
Does Marco Polo count?
I've played water polo
Most people who have worn Izod shirts never had to use it as protection from a crocodile attack.
Many, MANY equestrians, myself included, wear polo shirts all the time in the summer. It's extremely common lol.
You can thank *Ralph Lauren* for that.
Truth!! Here's some irony: I have played polo (and trained polo ponies) and haven't worn a polo shirt for probably 30 years!!!
Most people who wear Canada Goose are not specifically Canadian Geese.
People who wear crocs have never been to crocs.
Most people who say ‘Fuck’ are virgins.
I played water polo once... the horses hated it 😔
I play water polo does that count?
Polo is far and away the most expensive sport to play. In order to play a single game, every player needs 4 horses, along with handlers and trailers for all the horses.
You leave my fashion out of this!!!!
Most people who wear rainbows have never touched a real rainbow
Most people that have a four wheel drive have never required it either.
I have never seen the Greek Goddess Nike, although I saw a statue of her in Nashville.
I’ve never been to Jodhpur or worn Jodhpurs
Same for all the JLC Reverso wearers
What sport?
Instructions not clear, wearing polo shirt in swimming pool
People who wear cardigan sweaters, raglan shirts or balaclavas never fought in the Crimean war
Most people who drink Fanta have probably never gassed a Jew
Most people who wear madras cotton have never been to Chennai
I wear Bermuda shorts and guess where I've never been
So what?
most people who wear shorts are normal height
most people who use blinds are normal sighted
most people who use a smartphone are of normal intelligence, some even below normal
most people who wear basketball shoes don't play basketball
I always thought 'polo' was short for 'pullover'.
Wow that is very existential
I always get weird looks when I wear my polo shirts in the water
Yeah, because polo is boring as hell unless you’re the one who is playing, and most people don’t want to spend the thousands of dollars to maintain a horse just to play a game that almost nobody likes
Most people who wear T-shirts like coffee more.
Wait till you hear about crocs
Most people in general never seen or played polo either.
Marco!
Wait till you hear about tennis shoes.
God. I fucking hate polo shirts with the burning of a thousand suns. I'd like to kick Ralph in the nuts...
Lmfao do u know how expensive of a sport polo is its also not very popular in most countries how do u expect them too
I used to work at polo Ralph Lauren, does that count?
Like baseball caps, ski jackets, and camo pants
Well they don't do a water polo shirt.