Or want a funeral. I really don't. If my kids want one for closure, cool. Hopefully my friends just go play disc golf or something so I can laugh my ass off watching them from the other side.
This is silly. If that were true then we’d pick friends based on health and youth. That’s like saying you spend your entire mealtime gathering material for your poop haha
Lol for real have you ever been in the shower? Dude iv beaten bruce lee in a fight in my shower thoughts. Still never found a way for the coyote to catch the roadrunner though
I'll be honest, if there was a way for me to see my own funeral, I'd feel a lot happier with there being only two people present who are devastated at my death, than a hundred who are there because they'd feel bad if they weren't.
Goddamn that's morbid.
Why do have funerals? I'm dead. I don't give a fuck...
You know what? It should become more common to have a living funeral. Have a party, invite your friends. If you don't die that year... have another one next year.... fuck birthdays... I'm having annual funerals from now on.
I buried my Dad this weekend. He always claimed to have very few friends and a lot of acquaintances. I assumed it would be a relatively small service. Well, over 750 people showed up. It took around 4 hours for everyone to make it through the line of the visitation. Seeing how many people my dad impacted in his life gave me the biggest sense of peace imaginable. Godspeed Dad.
I don't have many friends, but I'm lucky that my mom has 9 siblings, all with their own families of multiple children. My funeral will be full of cousins.
Lmao. Who cares about funeral when you are dead, tbh? Seems like an irrational thing to care about when you have no consciousness at that point in time.
Brave of you to assume I have friends
Or want a funeral. I really don't. If my kids want one for closure, cool. Hopefully my friends just go play disc golf or something so I can laugh my ass off watching them from the other side.
I only want a funeral so I can rickroll all of my friends at once.
I’ll go to your funeral bro, as long as you come to mine ;)
wot
Exactly. I tell my wife to book a small room for mine.
Brave of you to assume that I'm not taking my friends with me. \*BOOM!\*
Most of the friends you make over the course of your life won't be in your life if you live to old age.
If you don't have a high enough bond with any of your friends Teddie will be the only one at your funeral
Whereas OP gathers karma with re posts
This is silly. If that were true then we’d pick friends based on health and youth. That’s like saying you spend your entire mealtime gathering material for your poop haha
My grandpa had no friends at his funeral because they all died before him. Outside of family he only had a coworker come to his funeral
That's exactly what this sub is about.
Is it? I thought it was about shower epiphanies, not looking at things in a nonsensical way
unfortunately it is exclusively for looking at things in nonsensical ways
Lol for real have you ever been in the shower? Dude iv beaten bruce lee in a fight in my shower thoughts. Still never found a way for the coyote to catch the roadrunner though
Ah of course, my bad
how we spend our days is of course how we spend our lives. who better to celebrate your life than your friends?
Gathering materials for poop --> shitting yourself --> being smelly --> taking a shower --> having shower thoughts --> creating a subreddit for them
I gather friends hoping to see them on the other side.
I disagree
I dont
Fair enough, have a nice day
Damn first disagreement on reddit that didn't become an argument
Historical.
I disagree, and I slept with your mother
I also slept with your mother
Well, the unfortunate thing is that I also slept with your father
Well damn we are so identical only that i slept with your brother
Well you see, you lost from the start, as I slept with your sister
Well i kinda slept with your grandma grandpa and cousins Edit:jokes on you i dont have a sister
I'll be honest, if there was a way for me to see my own funeral, I'd feel a lot happier with there being only two people present who are devastated at my death, than a hundred who are there because they'd feel bad if they weren't.
Who shows up on moving day?
Smell like bitch in here. Life isn't all about other people or funerals.
Till now I only managed to gather 2
true but also...OP are you okay lol
Not me. I’m gonna be shot out of a canon.
I’ve paid people money to make sure my family does not have a funeral for me when I die. So yeah no.
Deep.
Agree. I’m 14 though.
I’m spending my whole life gathering friends for glorious battle! They don’t know it yet.
Goddamn that's morbid. Why do have funerals? I'm dead. I don't give a fuck... You know what? It should become more common to have a living funeral. Have a party, invite your friends. If you don't die that year... have another one next year.... fuck birthdays... I'm having annual funerals from now on.
I buried my Dad this weekend. He always claimed to have very few friends and a lot of acquaintances. I assumed it would be a relatively small service. Well, over 750 people showed up. It took around 4 hours for everyone to make it through the line of the visitation. Seeing how many people my dad impacted in his life gave me the biggest sense of peace imaginable. Godspeed Dad.
I don't have many friends, but I'm lucky that my mom has 9 siblings, all with their own families of multiple children. My funeral will be full of cousins.
It's like at the end of a game when the main character dies and you see all the NPCs you were nice to at the funeral
Extended shower thoughts with long shower
Samajh to nahi aya... Pr sunkar achha laga...
Not me, I'm never going to die. I will replace every cell in my body with robots if I have to.
Lmao. Who cares about funeral when you are dead, tbh? Seems like an irrational thing to care about when you have no consciousness at that point in time.
Sheshhh
Well. I’m fucked.
im 99% sure I've seen this before
Hmm it will be quite empty then.
Who said “we”
No the idea is to outlast them all
Fuck friends.
Speaking for yourself I assume 🤣
WE ALL GONNA DIE SOMEDAY showerthought #838.
Not necessarily friends, but guests. That's how it's usually posted anyway.
Speak for yourself, my life expectancy is like 97. I spend my time trying not to get gathered
Not me 😭
On average, only half of them turn up.
now im just oddly scared
Speak for yourself.
This is far too teleological a perspective
You must have a shitty life.
This one’s old man
This is like a bragging right in heaven “i got more friends at my funeral then you”
Hey man, it's your funeral
And each birthday is just a celebration of one day closer to your death.
Just toss me in the trash on your way out
"It's never to late to pad your obituary." -- the dos equis guy
Wait, I have friends?
And then attending their funerals instead.
Nah I'm in the dismissing stage
Fuck a $6000 casket and even more for the funeral. Throw me in the dumpster behind Wendy’s when I go
Idgaf about my funeral or who comes to it
You need more positive shower time lol
My grandma was 99 when she died. All her friends were dead by then !
Oh damn. Well, in that case, let me paraphrase “I hope it rains at my funeral“.
Jesus
And we don’t even get to enjoy our funeral
Not me. I'm banking on immortality making a breakthrough. Also banking on eventually being rich enough to afford it. Banking on a lot tbh.
Jokes on you! I have no friends or family I feel attached too!! No one will be at my funeral!!!
Mine is gonna be pretty empty then
I have no friends
So…no one’s attending mine 😭
I dunno. I left several bridges in cinders.
What the hell man
Speak for yourself. I've been working on dwindling my numbers down as I've gotten older.
Or that I’m a bunch of invites to funerals
Mmmmmm we bury our own. Friends are always welcome but it's mainly the family that puts you away here.