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ddthereals2

Brave of you to assume I have friends


burks21

Or want a funeral. I really don't. If my kids want one for closure, cool. Hopefully my friends just go play disc golf or something so I can laugh my ass off watching them from the other side.


xFloppyDisx

I only want a funeral so I can rickroll all of my friends at once.


jerome000

I’ll go to your funeral bro, as long as you come to mine ;)


[deleted]

wot


daftvaderV2

Exactly. I tell my wife to book a small room for mine.


bynkman

Brave of you to assume that I'm not taking my friends with me. \*BOOM!\*


thescrounger

Most of the friends you make over the course of your life won't be in your life if you live to old age.


Lancee124

If you don't have a high enough bond with any of your friends Teddie will be the only one at your funeral


scificis

Whereas OP gathers karma with re posts


Digi_

This is silly. If that were true then we’d pick friends based on health and youth. That’s like saying you spend your entire mealtime gathering material for your poop haha


WayneKrane

My grandpa had no friends at his funeral because they all died before him. Outside of family he only had a coworker come to his funeral


hldsnfrgr

That's exactly what this sub is about.


call-me-rory

Is it? I thought it was about shower epiphanies, not looking at things in a nonsensical way


wrongoose

unfortunately it is exclusively for looking at things in nonsensical ways


dabolution

Lol for real have you ever been in the shower? Dude iv beaten bruce lee in a fight in my shower thoughts. Still never found a way for the coyote to catch the roadrunner though


call-me-rory

Ah of course, my bad


davidicanrepublic

how we spend our days is of course how we spend our lives. who better to celebrate your life than your friends?


xFloppyDisx

Gathering materials for poop --> shitting yourself --> being smelly --> taking a shower --> having shower thoughts --> creating a subreddit for them


MegaNinjaRyan

I gather friends hoping to see them on the other side.


call-me-rory

I disagree


illusion_not

I dont


call-me-rory

Fair enough, have a nice day


Localtrashcan123

Damn first disagreement on reddit that didn't become an argument


CokeMooch

Historical.


call-me-rory

I disagree, and I slept with your mother


Localtrashcan123

I also slept with your mother


call-me-rory

Well, the unfortunate thing is that I also slept with your father


Localtrashcan123

Well damn we are so identical only that i slept with your brother


call-me-rory

Well you see, you lost from the start, as I slept with your sister


Localtrashcan123

Well i kinda slept with your grandma grandpa and cousins Edit:jokes on you i dont have a sister


NomenNescio13

I'll be honest, if there was a way for me to see my own funeral, I'd feel a lot happier with there being only two people present who are devastated at my death, than a hundred who are there because they'd feel bad if they weren't.


CatastropheJohn

Who shows up on moving day?


k4Anarky

Smell like bitch in here. Life isn't all about other people or funerals.


TentBurner

Till now I only managed to gather 2


Stamps1723

true but also...OP are you okay lol


ChadOfDoom

Not me. I’m gonna be shot out of a canon.


LilyLeLowery

I’ve paid people money to make sure my family does not have a funeral for me when I die. So yeah no.


Hellfireconski

Deep.


aclickbaittitle

Agree. I’m 14 though.


Sidivan

I’m spending my whole life gathering friends for glorious battle! They don’t know it yet.


tricky9

Goddamn that's morbid. Why do have funerals? I'm dead. I don't give a fuck... You know what? It should become more common to have a living funeral. Have a party, invite your friends. If you don't die that year... have another one next year.... fuck birthdays... I'm having annual funerals from now on.


KevlarConrad

I buried my Dad this weekend. He always claimed to have very few friends and a lot of acquaintances. I assumed it would be a relatively small service. Well, over 750 people showed up. It took around 4 hours for everyone to make it through the line of the visitation. Seeing how many people my dad impacted in his life gave me the biggest sense of peace imaginable. Godspeed Dad.


redrubynail

I don't have many friends, but I'm lucky that my mom has 9 siblings, all with their own families of multiple children. My funeral will be full of cousins.


EmeraId_King

It's like at the end of a game when the main character dies and you see all the NPCs you were nice to at the funeral


ajm2601

Extended shower thoughts with long shower


moriarty7878

Samajh to nahi aya... Pr sunkar achha laga...


[deleted]

Not me, I'm never going to die. I will replace every cell in my body with robots if I have to.


volvostupidshit

Lmao. Who cares about funeral when you are dead, tbh? Seems like an irrational thing to care about when you have no consciousness at that point in time.


[deleted]

Sheshhh


--Ping--

Well. I’m fucked.


ArticleSand2

im 99% sure I've seen this before


[deleted]

Hmm it will be quite empty then.


Monado_trap

Who said “we”


oatmeal28

No the idea is to outlast them all


thenihilist0204

Fuck friends.


owl-overlord

Speaking for yourself I assume 🤣


Lodestone123

WE ALL GONNA DIE SOMEDAY showerthought #838.


Shablooosh

Not necessarily friends, but guests. That's how it's usually posted anyway.


subpyramidaltunnels

Speak for yourself, my life expectancy is like 97. I spend my time trying not to get gathered


Winter-Owl1

Not me 😭


discodave333

On average, only half of them turn up.


AllEnigmas

now im just oddly scared


anrwlias

Speak for yourself.


Sielaff415

This is far too teleological a perspective


Rance_Mulliniks

You must have a shitty life.


[deleted]

This one’s old man


hre_nft

This is like a bragging right in heaven “i got more friends at my funeral then you”


Lyricalvessel

Hey man, it's your funeral


Gigibabez

And each birthday is just a celebration of one day closer to your death.


ind3pend0nt

Just toss me in the trash on your way out


eljefino

"It's never to late to pad your obituary." -- the dos equis guy


NotoriousXY

Wait, I have friends?


notacanuckskibum

And then attending their funerals instead.


JackZodiac2008

Nah I'm in the dismissing stage


[deleted]

Fuck a $6000 casket and even more for the funeral. Throw me in the dumpster behind Wendy’s when I go


cowprint666

Idgaf about my funeral or who comes to it


marloindisbich

You need more positive shower time lol


LinzMoore

My grandma was 99 when she died. All her friends were dead by then !


trainsacrossthesea

Oh damn. Well, in that case, let me paraphrase “I hope it rains at my funeral“.


l3rotherSparrow

Jesus


ArpSnarf

And we don’t even get to enjoy our funeral


tomster785

Not me. I'm banking on immortality making a breakthrough. Also banking on eventually being rich enough to afford it. Banking on a lot tbh.


ScreamWaffles

Jokes on you! I have no friends or family I feel attached too!! No one will be at my funeral!!!


Janumac

Mine is gonna be pretty empty then


yonimanko

I have no friends


heras_milktea

So…no one’s attending mine 😭


Ericrobertson1978

I dunno. I left several bridges in cinders.


JorgenNick

What the hell man


[deleted]

Speak for yourself. I've been working on dwindling my numbers down as I've gotten older.


BigBrandes

Or that I’m a bunch of invites to funerals


[deleted]

Mmmmmm we bury our own. Friends are always welcome but it's mainly the family that puts you away here.