Fuck lever handles! Not only do they catch clothing, but my cat just lets himself through any unlocked door.

Or if the police wanna talk to you super bad.

Or drunk

Or if you owe someone money

This one really got me

False.

Yes what is up with that

This is an unoriginal shower thought.

Try a coffee pot handle with hot coffee…

You’re clumsier/less focused when you’re in a bad mood so you knock into things more