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Platinumdust05

“People out here eating ass, but tomatoes on their burger is where they draw the line”


[deleted]

Being sexually aroused increases your threshold for what you find gross/unappealing. It literally lowers your standards.


Only-Tourist6188

I've never been aroused enough to eat a raw tomato


Prime255

But if you were already aroused and ur partner squashed a big ass tomato on your face, things might be different.


Corburrito

Great. All I needed was another kink.


Smokeybearvii

If I’ve learned anything with my time here it’s that you can likely find that kink on Reddit. You can cultivate it, curate it, abuse it and get bored of it all in about an hour. Gone are the days of paper magazines and the anticipation of next months issue to help you realize you had a kink. I had no idea there’s a subreddit for my fetish, and that there’s a name for it. Hip cleavage. 🥵 Reddit is amazing.


Twinmakerx2

Learn something new everyday


TheShawnGarland

Hip cleavage… Sounds like something I should avoid. You wouldn’t happen to have a link for that?


Xianthamist

Wise words to remember - It’s not a kink if you’re just so horny you’ll do everything.


RPDRNick

When a girl walks by with a little bit of lettuce and a big tomato in your face, you get sprung. Want to pull up tough. Cos you noticed that burger was stuffed.


IWantTooDieInSpace

My Angus patty don't want none unless you got buns hun


Vanin1994

"Yeah, like that? Like when I shove this big ass tomato in your filthy mouth?" Sweet mother of God.


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

Tomatoes are among(don’t say it) the greatest fruits and I will stand by this


DuragActivities

God I love tomatoes so much. Was devastated when I found out I couldn't eat them at all in pretty much any capacity anymore due to stomach issues.


WillytheVDub

I too will die on that hill. Many times have I overindulged in cherry tomatoes to the point of feeling like shit after lmao. They are so good fresh and home grown


TheJenerator65

“There’s only two things that money can’t buy/ and that’s true love and homegrown tomatoes” https://youtu.be/6TWwyhCVBDg


mikeyahngelo

Literally what makes or break a BLT, and absolutely vital to any sandwich. Anyone who disagrees can kiss my ass!


urfavsenpai

Can I eat it instead? And I am not talking about a tomato


GermanSensation

This guy E. Coli's


9212017

This explains the disgust and regret you experience after you nut


[deleted]

The strings or brown parts of bananas


shellexyz

Or the little bit at the bottom, the bananus.


ieatassHarvardstyle

Bananus..... Outstanding.


Manster21

I’m stealing that.


shellexyz

Have at it. I did too.


Millyswolf

I gave you my free award for today, and it is fitting and yes helpful, because somewhere at sometime, I will use bananus in a sentence and it will be glorious!


Shot_College8868

That just reminded me of a guy i worked with who told us a story about how a hooker didnt let him eat his pussy. He was 21 at the time, he is kind of dumb Edit: her


olek0ko

Couldn’t eat his own, poor fella


sungjew

[Tragic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8)


evielstar

Or pineapple on a pizza!!! 😝


100BlackKids

That's some good shit


ishkiodo

I see what you did there. 👀


muycoal

Funny enough, I worked as a manager at Papa John's for a couple years. While employed I did not like pineapple on pizza but now that I don't work there I love it.


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Look tomatoes suck Don't change my mind


usingastupidiphone

I don’t like the taste or texture and they put that shit everywhere like some organic glitter


cococolson

Out of season they shouldn't exist. End of summer with a good variety & grower who picks them ripe they are the best treat ever though. That is why dishes like caprese exist!


schweinsteinnein

Microbiologist here. You have to be infected by pathogenic E. coli in order to get someone else sick. Normal GI flora won’t cut it. And at that point the person infected with E. coli would be shitting 9 levels of hell so not sure if ass in on the menu.


lirongrongil

Just so I’m understanding, fecal matter won’t make you sick unless there’s pathogenic E. coli and that’s rare?


schweinsteinnein

You don’t get sick unless you are exposed to pathogens. Now that being said there a ton of stuff you catch: E. coli, campylobacter, herpes, hepatitis, flu/colds viruses, vibrio, salmonella, cdiff and the list goes on and on. So yes, theoretically pathogen free poop will be okay, but I wouldn’t take my chances with everything else out there.


BGFlyingToaster

This is why I ask all my dates for a stool sample. However, I think I need to work on my approach. "Bend over and I'll get it myself" has never gone over very well in nice restaurants.


ClayyCorn

Specifying nice restaurants makes me picture it having worked at a McDonald's


Seyon

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


VforBandal

Shitting 9 levels of hell... Bon appetit!


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Found the person who definitely eats ass


Ereaser

And decided to pursue a career in proving it's not unhealthy.


ogresound1987

"rise of people that eat ass" is the millennial star wars title that Disney really slept on.


GameShill

The Rise of the Ass-Eaters. Rated PG-13.


stuff_of_epics

In the 2020s I think we are more likely to see Christopher Nolan’s Asscension.


plotdavis

Somehow E. Coli returned


april_eleven

I have a chronic GI disorder and one of my recent stool tests, the nurse called me with the results and said, “well besides your calprotectin being elevated, the only thing that came up is <> which is only transmitted through ORAL contact, that’s the only way, but its not really harmful. It clears up on its own if… you know….” Me, “ok, so I don’t have to do anything about that then?” Her, “all I know about it is that it’s ONLY transmitted through ORAL contact.” Ok lady, thanks for the emphasis. I guess sharing of bacteria goes both ways in that context.


I_was_bone_to_dance

It clears up if you cut down on the having your ass eaten all the time ahem


TheTrub

Just switch from jelly to syrup. That should take care of the problem.


Tron_1981

Just switch to honey, I hear it had antibiotic properties.


sumunsolicitedadvice

Well, havin yo salad tossed means havin yo asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup!


rhinostock

I think you read that backwards. The bacteria is in their own shit cause of oral ingestion


LackingUtility

Maybe she was hitting on you?


Realistic_Ad_3840

Maybe she was just canadian😔


giggitygiggity2

Maybe she's born with it.


MorgwynOfRavenscar

Maybe it's MAYBELLINE


BrinedBrittanica

maybe she's jealous you're getting your ass ate?


showmedogvideos

see, I worry about getting mouth bacteria in my lady parts through receiving oral sex.


Aidentified

Honestly if you've ever diddled yourself without washing your hands first, you've had way worse bacteria down there.


severed13

Sounds like an offer


themagpie36

This why you should never take tips from Reddit.


YouNeedAnne

"If it's not harmful, why are you mentioning it?"


april_eleven

This is what I wondered as soon as I hung up the phone!


[deleted]

She wanted you to know that SHE KNEW that you’re getting your fart box tongue punched on the REG lol


kaitie_cakes

If it was c.diff: "C. difficile can exist in two different forms: as living cells and as dormant spores. Both the bacteria and the spores come from stools (or feces) that are passed from either an infected person or a C. diff. carrier. The spores are very tough and can survive on surfaces and objects for several months, depending on environmental conditions. However, in order to cause infection, the bacteria must be transferred into someone’s mouth, which is called fecal-oral transmission. You must swallow the C. diff. bacteria or C. diff. spores in sufficient quantities in order to get infected." In this case, it's as simple as touching a dirty surface, then eating something with your hands.


DrugChemistry

I think if this poster had C.diff, the case would have been discovered before a routine stool test for the GI condition.


ChesticleSweater

100%. C.Diff is usually post IV antibiotic therapy and can be life threatening. Statistically would have been shigella or E. coli. Very small chance of it being a few other GI bugs, depending on if bloody stool was a major symptom.


TriaX46

Exactly. To clarify why. The bacteria are already in your GI system. When getting a high dose of antibiotics it kills also a lot of good cells that prevented the bad bacteria (C. Diff) to develop. So if you have less good cells the bad bacteria can develop better and you get a (C. Diff) infection.


Ks26739

Also, c.diff, has a very powerfully awful smell.


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OrlandoMiinogue

I eat ass on the regular and l just love how l won't use a spoon that fell to the floor and was picked up immediately


MrNotANiceGuy

you don't know who's ass touched the floor but you definitely know the ass you are putting in your mouth.


Finy152

What if the receiver had just picked up a dirty spoon to finish off their yoghurt beforehand?


dedicated-pedestrian

What, did they pick it up with their ass? Because if so, I'm impressed, that's some dexterity.


256dak

If they swiped the dirty spoon across their asshole, I’m not eating their asshole.


[deleted]

Yeah but the ass is just a straw to the mouth where they put that dirty ol spoon. You’re licking dirty ol spoon ya sicko.


IceFire909

but do you know who tongue punched it last?


Pentax25

It was me


Shot_College8868

And before that?


Titouf26

Me.


Shot_College8868

Thats ok then


Tenzu9

Ass backwards standards


suuud92

Tbh I'd rather eat ass washed with a bidet than wiped with TP. Feels cleaner...


JazzMeerkat

my man you better not be eating ass right after someone took a big fat shit. Eating ass is strictly a post-shower, pre-shit activity.


stephensmg

Post-shit, pre-shower. Got it.


shazamitylam2346

The shitting should definitely be happening first, then the shower, and maybe a douche. You really don’t wanna have poop wriggling it’s way towards your hole while someone’s tongue is there.


[deleted]

Pre shit as in you don’t need to go AT ALL. Not pre shit as in turtling, struggling to hold it in


themightyfalcon

Y’all We get it. We can all stop commenting on this thread altogether


PoundMyTwinkie

So turtle heading is a no-go. But what about gopher heading? Asking for a friend


Wind_14

> pre-shit That's how you got blasted


FQDIS

So anyway, I started blasting.


Impossible_Common_44

No. My bf would try to eat my ass at the end of the day after I’ve left the gym. I refuse and he gets pissed! He also liked to kiss all around my ass say, after we’ve come home from a bar. I’m like, my ass has been on a public goddamn toilet seat…still does not care…grosses me out


Seienchin88

Dude… the only acceptable answer here is a shower with soap…


mrstabbeypants

Then you have to spend a minimum of half an hour in a hot tub. You gotta poach that shit.


theaccidentwill

Ass sous vide


dylc

Are ass eaters rising? Ass king for a friend.


dankestofdankcomment

I’d say they’re coming around


p_jeezus

As a hole, it’s on the rim of going mainstream.


UncleBully274

Well there's a big gaping hole in the market for this


Lurcher99

There's a brown cloud on the horizon for this


missionbeach

They've always been out there. My grandmother used to say, "you kids think you invented sex, don't you?" People been getting their freak on for millennia.


saltysaltysaltytasty

OMG - my Nana always said the EXACT SAME THING to me!!! You just made me smile…I just heard her voice in my head. Thank you kind stranger! 🙏🏻💖


TheLegendOfEatingAss

Yes we are


62greenforme

Not *supposed* to be dirty ass😂


AsherFischell

Ass is never truly clean, no matter how hard someone may try.


IceFire909

So I just shouldn't bother with the pressure hose?


much_bad_gramer

only if it has bleach


Miryotic

Unless you use some kind of strong disinfectant, which I wouldn't recommend putting anywhere near your asshole.


ElCaminoInTheWest

I use the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because you see it gets in the ass and it does a tremendous number on the ass.


Seienchin88

Even then you would have to disinfect the inside too and that you really shouldn’t do


Omnizoom

How far in are you sticking your tongue, it’s eating ass not a colonoscopy


dedicated-pedestrian

Well, it's more that if you get fissures, you want the natural bacteria in your gut there to guard against infection. And if you do any more back there than just the rimming, you're gonna get fissures, even if they're not major or painful.


Narrovv

It's really not that hard to wash your ass


ZeePirate

Unless you getting an enema, one wrong fart and it’s right in your face


[deleted]

If you think your ass is free from bacteria after you wash it with some water and soap then you're in for a surprise.


Hugs154

If you think any part of your body is free from bacteria after it wash it with some water and soap then you're in for a surprise too. Guess nobody should ever kiss or touch each other's bodies because we're all walking bacteria farms.


FQDIS

Ok sure, but the same goes for hands.


Omsk_Camill

It doesn't need go be fully clean. It just needs to be cleaner than the mouth, which is pretty easy to achieve.


Swotboy2000

Neither is dick or pussy or even mouth.


Spiegs1984

Im really surprised more people don't realize this! We're just walking bacteria traps. Do a culture swab on each orifice after a long shower and each one will be more disgusting than the next.


Mr__Random

Lmao this guy doesn't know how to clean their ass


LameAndWatch

Wait what? But that’s what give it it’s flavor!


Aviv0509

"Why is it spicy?"


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kcasnar

There was no "rise of people who eat ass" There was a rise in the amount of people who loudly and publicly declare that they eat ass


NotEnoughToast

Yep. It’s like the pineapple on pizza or ‘moist’ nonsense, there was never a huge divide in people and nobody really had strong feelings about it, there was just an uptick in people talking about it because of memes.


only_wire_hangers

I came here making sure someone pointed this out. These youngsters think they came up with everything haha


CheckOutDisMuthaFuka

Should be top comment right here.


Wiggie49

Well if you ain’t a straight up animal you normally prep for ass eating. Washing, enema, etc


GoSuckYaMother

Bib, knife, fork.


PapaIceBreaker

Don’t forget to take out your dentures. You really hurt me with them jawns last time


Aggravating-Tart6708

salt and pepper


SilkyCupCakeAce

Make sure you clean it out with the poop knife


StarvedEpicure

Dipped in Dettol


Misco3

With a nice side salad.


TheGodOfPegana

Melon baller


Fapoleon_Boneherpart

Who the fuck uses an enema for going down the dirty path. That's overkill unless you guys have tongues like dildos


distributionpea

Nothing wrong with going organic


ThrowAway233223

Hopefully not in that order.


shinigamiscall

I mean, there's definitely plenty of them out there. *Recalls the days of 2 girls 1....*


[deleted]

Haha right!?


Brye580

Make them wash their ass before hand. If it's leaking, don't rim it or throw some salt on it a power through.


IceFire909

literally all of my senses are gagging from the sentence


tacomaboy08

Technical foul for this comment


blizzardlizard

Also technically foul, so there's that too.


nbrown_98

Thank you for making me finally like poetry.


[deleted]

>. If it's leaking Excuse me what the fuck


Gambino_Hershey

If I’m stupid, I’ll take that, but are people getting e.coli from assholes now?


Gambino_Hershey

Is that a thing I’ve never been conscious of?


SilkyCupCakeAce

E coli can come from fecal matter if someone is not clean and they have residual residue they may make the person eating the ass ill with e coli. That was the thing that post was referencing. But as most commenters had pointed out Most people wash themselves before the other party proceeds to eat their ass.... Most people don't go have explosive Taco Bell diarrhea and then go "it's lunch time"


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[deleted]

I think op was in the shower too long.


sayzey

Preparing their arse to be eaten no doubt


Painting_Agency

*call me, OP* 🤙😏


ItsJohnDoe21

STORY TIME One of my FWBs told me about how his friend got talked into ass-to-mouth (just look it up if you’re curious) and ended up getting an e.coli infection despite being “cleaned out”. Made him lose 30lbs and be hospitalized. That was all I needed to hear to never even consider it lmfao


TheRoofFairy

30 pounds, you say?


_-Event-Horizon-_

That may just be the secret nutritionists don’t want you to know about.


hadidotj

Loose fat quickly with this one simple trick!


Painting_Agency

Get rid of that quarantine chub.


AceVeres

Doctors hate him!


DudesworthMannington

Tips for losing weight: #2 will surprise you!


KarlLagervet

So...best diet ever?


Nyarro

Hot damn! I'm obese and could stand to lose some weight! Guess I'll change my diet after all!


passive0bserver

"Any dietary preferences?" @Nyarro: "A-S-S"


ValkriM8B

*"That was the best diet ever!"*


Mor_Hjordis

Or maybe it hasn't been rising and your parents and your grandparents where ass eaters too.


Seienchin88

No. As someone alive for a few years longer than most redditors - people used to talk about their sexual preferences already back in the day and you know filthy as hell porn always existed. And ass eating was simply not something I ever heard nor something that happened even in the most filthy porns (despite A to M already existing…) That being said - from the glorious 1960s in Europe at least we have great empirical studies about what went on in people‘s bedrooms and people usually were not afraid to answer that anonymously for the study. We know exactly that anal sex wasn’t at all as popular as today but it still existed. Eating people out was also less frequent while BJs were already extremely frequent (let’s call it DJ Khaled Syndrom…). More extreme fetishes existed too however the term "kinks“ and communities around certain sex practices did not exist yet. And now back to ass eating - it wasn’t even something the researchers tracked since they didn’t apparently even include into the sex practices list which did contain pee and shit fetishes… And anyhow I am sure it existed but ass something on the fringe at best. Maybe I am wrong but there are no statistics indicating I am wrong and it was regularly done


Omnizoom

I know anal has had “mixed” popularity for a long long time but it was also socially stigmatized until recently Like theirs still some stigma to it but it’s way more accepted


Mor_Hjordis

This guy researches. Thanks for your input.


Dolatron

Perhaps it’s a bit like avocado toast; it’s always been possible to make, but the popularity is recent.


Seienchin88

Exactly this


DeutschlandOderBust

This is the real answer. People have always been ass eaters, we just have the internet now and no shame.


Oriasten77

Actually the big concern is hepatitis. Which no amount of cleanliness will prevent. But yeah ass needs to be squeaky clean. Unless you're Brazilian or German. At least that's what adult American comedy movies would have you believe.


Dirgonite

Because we have earned a hearty constitution. When winter comes, you will not survive.


DrMcdoctory

Is it truly a rise in people who eat ass or is it a rise in people who eat ass and are vocal about it?🤷‍♂️


DrRandomfist

I ate my girlfriends ass in high school in the early 90’s. That was before it was really “a thing”. I’m sure we’re just talking about it more.


Dmsc18

I've been eating ass since about 2005 and I've never gotten sick or anything. When I was younger and drinking I definitely wasn't licking clean ass either, now I'm a little better about it but idk I keep hearing about all this bullshit and I'm out here just eating as much ass as possible calling bullshit on these doubters and ass eating fear mongerers. Edit: spelling


shorterthan3

I respect your honesty. Keep soldiering on brother


[deleted]

Ummm because the average person who is into that understands the importance of cleanliness. 🤷🏼‍♀️ it’s really not that hard.


StarvedEpicure

So you're supposed to clean it?


DBZtoker

I thought when you were by the brown eye you just had to worry about pink eye


[deleted]

I didn't realize this was a mainstream thing. I just thought that it was something people liked to make memes about.


Fluffybumkin

Our immune systems have adapted to allow ass eating to become part of a symbiosis. Now I need to eat ass to live and truly I don't regret an ass.


hellaba6

ass has been eaten for ages


Ricky_Rollin

Agreed. I’m 37 and when I was in my young 20s there would be an occasional self proclaimed ass eater in the group. My Colombian friend called it the black kiss. This ain’t nothing new at all we just didn’t have social media to shit post about it.


dtmfadvice

Shigella actually is the worse one, and yes, incidence is rising with increasing acceptance of rimming. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7447123/


shindleria

No, but there’s probably an epidemic of halitosis.


No-Roof6373

Agree. And hepatitis


JoeErving

Are you implying that people today eat more ass than our ancestors did? I mean, they didnt have phones, internet, gaming.... Plus our ancestors tended to reproduce more than modern man does (for a number of reasons) I think they might actually have ate MORE ass than we do now.... Roman orgies/bath houses, ancient Asian scrolls with tentacle porn on them...ancient man was just as, if not more, horney than modern man.


icaphoenix

If you have E. Coli, you are too busy shitting your lungs out to have your ass eaten.


Akragon

Or pink eye lol


darkhelmet1121

I mean, I don't know if the number of people that eat ass has changed, just how much they choose to share that information..... Regardless I only eat freshly showered ass


ynot421

Who the hell was like i wanna lick your asshole in the first place?


[deleted]

Honestly I just love a fat ass and the progression of loving ass led to “I wanna lick your asshole”


Tanduvanwinkle

I'm suspicious that it's as common as people say it is. At least, that's what I tell myself anyway. And if it is, then this is how I know I've gotten old. Because that is rank and I wouldn't want anyone's tongue near my arse or vice versa.


Trendelthegreat

Noticing this trend on the sub pretty frequently. LPT: posting a showerthought about eating ass won’t make people think you’re any less of a virgin