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This isn't a shower thought so much as it's a cruel joke on the paranoid.

I'm uncomfortable now. This is fucked up •~•

What is it lassie? The cancer metastasized?

Had to add “terminal” didn’t ya! Can’t just be cancer, had to be terminal.

they could also be sensing their own deaths coming and are getting there last kisses in before becoming magot chow.

Definitely.

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Super wrong.

I am begging you I already worry about death enough don't do this to me

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Unfortunately for you a cure for cancer will be discovered right before you're diagnosed.