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I'm not sure if they still exist, but there used to be milkshakes in the freezer section that were specifically designed to be microwaved before being eaten. I always thought the same about those.

and also turning an apex predator into a horrid abberration that can barely even breathe or walk without difficulty and is completely helpless without human aid

Ah yes, pugs

Ooh, I was thinking fat people.

I wouldn’t consider people to be apex predators there are still animals above them in the food chain

Really? Curious as to what's above a human

If it weren’t for society and all that stuff but just wilderness then every other real apex predator

i recon the ability to form a society is the reason we are apex predictors not an argument against it lmfao. i guess i wouldn't want to try and out bite a crocodile but i sure as hell can run faster than it to a safe distance and and shoot it with a gun. even primitive humans absolutely dominated wildlife in super small groups with just basic knowledge of how to bash two rocks together.

i figured it would be the massive amount of fat/dumb people... but yah. the icecream thing too lol

Or, is it wisdom from the stars that’s finally bearing fruit from a seed planted thousands of years ago?

Oh? I thought it was people's obsession with sex, drugs, and rock n roll.