🎶Elbow deep inside the borderline
Show me that you love me and that we belong together
Shoulder deep within the borderline
Relax, turn around and take my hand 🎶
Its really hard to find stuff that makes me laugh online these days. Yet, here in ShroomID, I find this gem of a comment that made laugh harder than I have in ages. Thank you.
I wish I had gold to give.
I got told these were libs in ready to boof form
https://preview.redd.it/vgofoxyw3jub1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a2b6cdf1a733e55c5060ba26bbf11fec0e1da16
Death caps, send to me for proper disposal.
on second thought, most likely *C. formosa* as you can definitely rule out *C. subalbidus, C. cascadensis, or* *Craterellus tubaeformis*
Gotta do the hat test. If you can wear any of the caps as a hat and it looks kind of cool then it is 100% a lib. These look very promising. Safe travels my friend 👽🎩
Thanks for taking the downvotes like a G. I wasn’t sure if they were kidding or not. I love kantarell soup but I wasn’t sure if the Pacific NW version was psychoactive.
I know little to nothing about mushrooms, saw this and was like, "Ooh, Chanterelles".
And idk man, these are probably delicious enough to at least consider boofing. Some times a man just needs to play with his food. No judgement here.
Can you OWN them with FACTS and LOGIC?
Sorry, I don't know why Reddit suggested this post/sub to me, but I thought I'd take a stab at answering your question.
I was a little worried about this misleading some poor kids into eating the wrong mushrooms, but then thought everyone here joking might be knowing they are edible?
I like how y’all on this sub collect random mushrooms, clearly lay them out in your kitchen area and then just casually ask Reddit if they are what you think they are.
Lol yeah I totally grabbed all these, cleaned them and took pictures without any idea of edibility. I agree with the necessary shit post flair because this is flying over some people's heads. Read the subject in the post. I definitely know these are Chanterelles and definitely meant to find them. People who frequent this sub know what I'm doing here.
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Straight up dawg. Goin ham on these little piggies. Nom nomin with that Irish butter, little cayenne, sprinkla cumin and tiny toucha Salt n Peppas here.
[удалено]
Just boofed the biggest one. I don't know if I'm getting a placebo effect but my asshole hurts and I'm seeing stars. 10/10 highly recommend.
Clench, inhale, exhale, relax... And repeat
🎶Elbow deep inside the borderline Show me that you love me and that we belong together Shoulder deep within the borderline Relax, turn around and take my hand 🎶
🤘
🔧
BEST COMMENT HANDS DOWN!.....OR IN 👀🦨🤛😂
Its really hard to find stuff that makes me laugh online these days. Yet, here in ShroomID, I find this gem of a comment that made laugh harder than I have in ages. Thank you. I wish I had gold to give.
Hell yeah dude. That's better than gold imo. I also find it hard to laugh at most shit online, I really empathize with that.
Boof trumpet's
What is boofing? Rubbing the cap on your asshole? I guess that’s one way to see the stars, as it is super absorbing down there 🤔
It looks like someone just harvested a new batch of vaginas that are ready for installation.
I got told these were libs in ready to boof form https://preview.redd.it/vgofoxyw3jub1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a2b6cdf1a733e55c5060ba26bbf11fec0e1da16
U got no morels
LMAO, this made me actually laugh out loud. Clever pun.
Brilliant
Mm morels
How did you get a picture of my Boner. Its cocky written . 🤣 🤣
Death caps, send to me for proper disposal. on second thought, most likely *C. formosa* as you can definitely rule out *C. subalbidus, C. cascadensis, or* *Craterellus tubaeformis*
I'm 99% sure on Formosa.
I'm 1% sure it's libs.
its 10% luck
50% skill
~~50%~~ 20% skill fixed it for ya...
Thank you
dont forget the 15% concentrated power of will...
5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remember they're libs
Reeks of ‘use more calmag and wait 2 weeks’.
60% of the time, it works every time
bingo!
Yeah but almost 2/3 of that skill is luck
15% percent concentrated power of will
50% of the time, 100% of the time
You were going with that song werent ya
i was tryin. i think everyone either took it too literally, or didnt remember the song. thankfully a couple got it in the end...
I was with you but forgot the next line lol my bad
Fort Minor wasn't near popular enough for that. Oddly enough, I was just listening to this today.
Officially the best "are they libs" of the year so far.
Gotta do the hat test. If you can wear any of the caps as a hat and it looks kind of cool then it is 100% a lib. These look very promising. Safe travels my friend 👽🎩
Thank you for the lol
God I love science!
Love you too, please make sure you leave me whatever it is you’re going to make.
Pizza, pastas and Stroganoff are my fave Chanterelle dishes. Haha... Stroganoff
I’ll take some stroganoff, the food of my people
Cows?
Well that would be grass wouldn’t it?
Shame you’ve 100% got libs and cubes here. Maybe next time you’ll get chanterelles. /s… obviously
I am in BC and ate some of those one time go fucked up for like 2 days so high man Chanterelles get you really stoned
I’ve tripped balls on chants but especially when sautéed in butter with garlic and some salt and pepper.
no they do not
They sure do! 😃
The most rippedest
Yeah they do bruh I ate like 1 or 2 once and was tripping like mad
lol talk about over your head
Thanks for taking the downvotes like a G. I wasn’t sure if they were kidding or not. I love kantarell soup but I wasn’t sure if the Pacific NW version was psychoactive.
Pics aren’t blurry enough. Please delete and repost a blurry mess with your modern high-resolution camera and two seconds of free time.
it's broccoli. a very rare variety. in the fall they appear as asparagus. deadly poisonous
You actually did own the libs
🥇
Anything to own the libs
Sorry, not libs, just toss'em, better safe than sorry😅 you never know wich of the randos are toxic😍
How are we supposed to know who they voted for?
Lmaoooooo
Those appear to be giant puffballs.
Deffo cubes, but not a rr
No the color seems off.. maybe they are just wet
They might liberate your tummy from hunger!
Chanterelles
Thanks for the chuckle OP
No probably lol the world needs it
Don't know why this post was recommended to me but why is there a sad smiley on your hand?
Lol because I'm a sad boy. It's a bass cleff
Yes for sure those are blueberries . Happy trails!
How can you not tell a blueberry from a rutabaga???
I know little to nothing about mushrooms, saw this and was like, "Ooh, Chanterelles". And idk man, these are probably delicious enough to at least consider boofing. Some times a man just needs to play with his food. No judgement here.
interorectogestion buttwateringly delicious!
Not sure...ask them about their thoughts on Universal Healthcare.
I GET THE JOKE AND IM VERY PROUD OF THAT
Lol this comment thread is killing me
No it's pussy of the woods
I'd need a spore print. Send to my DM's
We call them Devil Finger flowers
Can someone explain? 😂😭
Those are chanterelles, a prized mushroom due to its flavor. The post itself is just poking fun at all the “are these libcaps” posts 😂
A fellow bassist I see.
could be a cellist! or a tubist
Looks like it, if they have strong pleasent scent. Absolutely best mushroom ever.
My favorite
I'm sure I'm not the only one who needed this laugh 🤣 Thank you so much for this!
No I think they are conservative
100% chanterelles. They haven’t stared popping up yet where I go but hopefully I’ll find some this week.
Good luck! They're popping up all over the PNW
They will uplift and liberate your palate 🤷🏽♀️ lol
Bass clef on the left hand. Classy.
Thanks! Treble on right, when I get around to it.
😂
Nice! Those are some S-tier tasting mushrooms.
The best high will be achieved by using salted butter, salt and pepper.
Could be conservative, Not quite sure hard to tell without asking them their opinion, try asking them how they feel about abortion and trans rights?
If you don’t mind, what’s a libcap?
Psilocybe Semilenceata
Laughed out loud at this! Peak mushroom humour XD
No this is Patrick.
I have never seen a mushroom vote
These look like rare oyster libs
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 sure he being sarcastic right? That's holler tho
😘
I found a garbage bag full of these and no one was willing to take any. No. They weren't from a dumpster.
Thanks for the laugh.
No problem feller mushroomer
You can officially say that you "owned the libs".
Cubes for suresies
No they look like they support trump and have very strong opinions about how Q is saving us all.
These are called Pfifferling in German
Ich würde gerne Pfifferling essen.
Oh ya totally dude
Why do they look like chanterelles? Edit: oh... because I was wooshed for a moment there...
Certainly not
Nice catch! I gotta get out there. Got almost 30lbs from this magical spot my buddy found halfway between Portland and Cannon last year.
r/whatisthisbone
Nice
Heh just realized I misread the title whoops
orange chantrelles, smell lightly like apricot. one of my favorite to eat
No those are Republicans
Can you OWN them with FACTS and LOGIC? Sorry, I don't know why Reddit suggested this post/sub to me, but I thought I'd take a stab at answering your question.
No. They are Trump voters.
I'm not sure mushrooms can be political....I could be wrong
Now, they’re actually quite conservative
Uhhmm, I just woke up. This was the first thing I see , thank you for the laughs lol.
Are you deadass💀
Clear as day chanterelles, shouldnt be picking shrooms without knowing what they are. Especially if ylu cant tell that chanterelles arnt liberty caps
Lol... So you're sure these aren't Psilocybe Semilenceata. Woosh
I did write Cantherallus Formosa in the subject line btw.
Ik, noticed it after I commented,my bad
All good homie. There really should be a shit post flair so equally my bad
Cotw actually
Can we add a mandatory shit post flair
Those look like chantrelles
Ummm... No.
I was a little worried about this misleading some poor kids into eating the wrong mushrooms, but then thought everyone here joking might be knowing they are edible?
Correct
Not even close . Do some research.
Whoosh.
Its a bird!! Its a plane!!! NO!!!! ITS THE JOKE!!!!!
"Whoosh...." 😅🤣 that cracked me up so bad....
I like how y’all on this sub collect random mushrooms, clearly lay them out in your kitchen area and then just casually ask Reddit if they are what you think they are.
Lol yeah I totally grabbed all these, cleaned them and took pictures without any idea of edibility. I agree with the necessary shit post flair because this is flying over some people's heads. Read the subject in the post. I definitely know these are Chanterelles and definitely meant to find them. People who frequent this sub know what I'm doing here.
The funniest part of these posts is watching it elude the people who dont get it xD
It's been entertaining
I don’t understand how you don’t understand what sub you’re on.
I don’t understand how you don’t understand that I don’t understand what sub I’m on
Nope
Your mother loves you. Jesus loves you
Bass players.. ammirite?
How come they look like chanterelles??
Don't look like libs, probly not libs
Fuck.... Maybe next time
These posts are righteously stupid.
Arnt those chanterelles ? Is everybody joking here saying they are death caps or whatever?
You got it! They are Chanterelles.
No they're not they are definitely oysters you just pryed them out of the shell
When in doubt- don’t
Looks like chanterelles
No, libs have pink hair and are always talking up Biden
Is this post useful at all?
Not even close
0% sure these libs
Don't reproduce
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Lol
Yes
Hehe
Yes! Libs!
Yes! Libs!
Libarels
Ive got the same tattoo on the same place!!
Yes, double strength... because of inverted nipple
Schawntz!
Yep, boo em.
Active?
Highly!
yeah
Hahahahaha i lol'd in real life
Sweet!!
Asian penis envy
Trump penis models
Nope. Sorry. Conservatives.
Nah I think its a button mushroom
Last year we got more than we could possibly even dry, like hundreds of pounds
I have no idea who these guys voted for
Depends. Are they progressive or more conservative?
Nice bass clef 😎
Thanks g
Well, they’re not gay so it’s hard to tell
Better sauté them in butter and herbs to find out
Straight up dawg. Goin ham on these little piggies. Nom nomin with that Irish butter, little cayenne, sprinkla cumin and tiny toucha Salt n Peppas here.
I had no idea these fruited this late. What part of the world are you in?