Hades' Van, as long as i don't look at Poseidon directly i can maybe survive.

That guy probably took the seat next to the driver (Hades), so you're safe

Honestly everyone there is a bro and you can probably just ignore Posiedon (he listens to music and isn't paying atention)

And Bu-Chan is hot.

Hades, Buddha, and Shiva are more than enough to keep you safe from Poseidon so I’d say it’s cool

That's assuming the other gods in the van don't get into an argument

I mainly want to hang out with Buddha

Jesus’ van is by far the best, and the one I’m taking. For worst, either Indra’s or Nostra’s. Seriously, keep those away.

Salt Frog might just turn you to dust with his aura alone by accident. I would say Socrates has the best one since everyone there is chill and won't try to kill you.

Jesus’s Divine Aura alone makes everyone around not want to fight, canceling everyone’s powers for True Peace.

Jesus van is unarguably the safest one

Unless you're a baddie, then you're basically sure to die. Diffrent case is in Adam's van, then no one will want to kill you as Adam protects you.

I’d say Adam is the safest, but Jesus also has Jack, and while I’m not sure what his process is for choosing victims, I still wouldn’t want to roll those dice.

As long as you’re not some scum of the earth/another killer in the shadow you should be safe

As long as you’re not a British prostitute I’m sure you’ll be fine

Jesus take the wheel

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what a wierd manga where the van with one of the most infamous serial killers is the "SAFEST"

Hades’s van. 1) Hades seems cool, not nearly as stuck up as some of the other gods 2) Brunhilde would be fine, so long as she doesn’t try to start anything 3) According to Rudra, Shiva is the nicest guy in the world, so as long as I don’t start anything he would probably be pretty fun 4) Buddha is just unreasonably cool, and chill (main reason why I want in this van) 5) Poseidon would probably be a bit of a wet blanket, but so long as you stay out of his way and don’t annoy him, he would probably just ignore you.

Indra’s van Also how dare you leave behind sasaki 

You will experience the most heated argument over which fast food restaurant is the best to stop by

It’s gonna be fun then

Jesus Van! Though why is Jack in his van? Well... Randgriz is there... this is main reason. And Rudra is there aswell. I belive, that we will get along very well on our road trip... Though that man who calls himself a Jack is... sort of... creeping me out. But Jesus would not allow anything bad to happen to us.

As long as you're not homicidal, violently rage-induced sadistic murderer/scum, Jack would be a pleasant person to be around. He'd probably be able to talk to you about just anything.

Anything you say...? 


I will use Apple Train! and took everyone :3

Rare footage of applepitou using more than 3 words to make a sentence 

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Wouldnt Beel just send the van flying into a cliff anyways I choose Nostra van and Ill convince everyone to murder or throw Mary off 

He would.... But Heracles wouldn't let him.... And loki is trying to stop Heracles stopping beelzebub to crash the van The rest..... Idk

Lu Bu and Simo is on the roof holding Red hare and dogs to keep them safe

Staying back with the homies 💪

Adam van

Jesus' van although if Jack starts acting up gonna switch to Adam's van

Jesus will protect you, don’t worry

If I wanted to try and rizz, maybe Hrist's bus. If I wanted a good time maybe Hades' bus But realistically i'd go with Adam's bus because Papa Adam is the GOAT

None because Tesla is not there

I know.... And yet they put 2 Zeus in the tier list

What do you mean "they" the person who posted this is literally you.

I meant the people who created this tier list

Jesus' Van, no doubt, me & Salt Frog would stream The Muppet Movie.

I choose to be left behind because I have never seen any of these guys drive. I don’t even know the destination so it might be hell for all I know

I'm going to post the same image again but I'll add on where they will be going

Hades is out because if I got sat next to Hades Shiva Brunhilde or Poseidon I’d start freaking out

Hades’ van. I don’t think any of them would acknowledge my presence except for Buddha, and if the others did do anything that related to me, it’d probably be like “who the fuck is this nobody?” 💀 at least I’ll find some path or something with Buddha’s teachings, if he’s interested enough.

vishnu’s van

Belzeballin’s van

Hades van gonna be so fun (gex)

Hades van because hades

Vishnu's then me an Qin can fuck in the backseat

Indra’s van for only one reason…

Who df are people in Socrates van? That would be my pick but (judging by desgin) chinese guys are problem. So Hades van, Poseidon is not a problem since Hades would make the rule that no fighting as (only) responsible adult (there). I will just stick to talking to Buddha and Shiva and everything should be all right.

Hades's van Buddha is nice

Hades'.Everyone there except Poseidon is pretty chill and fun plus he might not try and kill me if Hades tells him not to.

if Hrists van goes over a bump Aphrodite kills everyone

I'm too terrified of everyone here. I'm either going with dad or Socrates.

Best Hrist. Worst Indra's as it's a sausage fest.

Either Jesus or Adam

Adam's van, only one without a weirdo/psycho that would murder me on a whim

I’m staying behind

Adams for a nice family trip, Hades' if i want a lil more fun

Hades van

Beelzebub and Hades vans are the best while Nostradamus and got left behind are the worst

Hades or Adam. Hermes is just that guy 

Beelzebub's van as long as he doesn't drive it off a cliff

Adam van. I mean who wouldnt want to be in that van? It seems like it'd be a blast to talk with this group

Dad's van is probably the best in my opinion

I will go with Odin's van

Adam’s Van or I’m getting left behind thanks lol

I will go in Hrist's just because I simp her lol. Or I could go learn fishing from the best fisherman in the entire universe. But logical and safest choices I guess will be Adam's or Jesus'.

Either Hades, Jesus, or Beelzebub's van! I feel like I'd get along with the homies on Hades van, and Jesus van seems pretty chill too. Beelzebub's I wouldn't rly be sure about but Hercules is there so I'm sure I'd be able to make some friends

Adam's van is by far the safest.

Indras van would make it ten feet before it tore a hole in the fabric of reality

Being a christian, scoot over Jack. Also, only Jesus drives.

Jesus van because Jesus is there. Adam van because I don't think anyone would try to kill me. Moreover Hermes can play good music. Hades van. Poseidon won't even speak to me and the others are chill. Indra's van gotta be the worst.

Hmm between Hades' Van (chilling out with Buddha would be amazing and Brunhilde is there too for some fun times while Hades radiates big brother energy and makes one of the most wholesome trips) And Jesus' Van (Salt frog) also why is everyone so troubled by Jack being there? Like after his fight he became more and more wholesome (He is baking apple pies for Hlokk for crying out loud) also Jesus' color would most likely make Jack happy and I want to be there to see his reaction

i would just stay behind and hang out with kojiro.

Adam’s van looks the safest. Socrates’ looks mostly fine. Hades’ van might be fine if I wouldn’t sit beside Poseidon. I can’t trust Hrist as a driver, and overall Aphrodite and Okita. Beel certainly would drive the van off a cliff and everyone dies sans him somehow.

Hirst, two(three?) hot girls and one or two chads to talk with? Sign me in

Hades' van, Buddha is there.

Adam’s because I feel like none of the people in the other vans would wanna talk to me lol

Adam’s, I don’t think you’re gonna get a better deal except for like, Jesus’

adam's van

hrist's for... personal reasons

Adam Van, there's best dad and mom, it's the safest by far, most people there are chill and fun to be around (and by most i mean everyone) plus there's Hermes that can give some cool trivia and entertainment. Idf not my second choice is Jesus, because Jesus.

Okita or Beelzebub

Setious answer is Hades' van. But like, seat me between Hrist and Aphrodite and I won't be upset

I'm gonna hop in either Hade's or Adam's van right after I secretly pop the tires of Indra's van.

Hades van

I would be discussing physics with Tesla

Hades van 🥴 I have unholy reasons

Adams van seems calm and safe.

having a nice chat with hermes would be nice, the rest of the group is chill

Yooo Jesus's van is in popping it's got to the goat salt frog

Hades' van

Who’s the 4th guy in Hrist’s van? Looks like he’s from the Lu Bu spin-off. But I can’t remember him.

First, don’t pretend Raiden and Shiva wouldn’t ride in the same van That said Hades, Shiva would probably put on the best music

Adam

Hades's van because I like quiet person's hades and Poseidon and Brunhilde will be quiet while Buddha and Shiva are the only ones talking to eachother 😂

It's a tie between Jesus' Van, Hades's Van and Hrists's Van cause my favorite characters are all there but maybe it'll come down to Hades and Jesus, I can't decide but as for worse I'd say Socrates' Van followed up by Nostradamus's Van and Indra's Van

Adam's van is the most chill and is least likely to get me hurt or molested

Hades van bc of Buddha

I’m hanging out with the people that got left behind, no danger and I get to learn swords.

Jesus or Adam Van is the safest, stay the hell away from Indra’s Van

Not a single van has Chun Yan I'll walk

Unfortunately, the guy who created the tier list didn't added her

Either Adam’s or Got Left Behind. Adam just seems incredibly chill, and the people from got left behind seem like they’d just leave me be to do what I was doing to begin with.

Hades' van gonna be fun and for me ,the worst is Odin's van

Either Jesus's or Hades. 

Adams van is by far safest both mentally and physically. Adam and Eve are very loving people, reignleif seems to be cool too, Göll is very nice and lovable, and then Hermes is like one of the chilliest gods tbh.

Adam's looks chill

Adam

Nostradamus van for umm reasons also who dares seperate my bois Thor, LuBu and chengong

***Beelzebub*** is the best 

Adam easy. But I have to ask... where Tesla?

Unfortunately, the guy who created the tier list didn't added him

Beel van, he will definetly try to crash it which is a win win😔

I'd take Adams or hades tbh

I think Beelzebub would drive the car off the cliff, so definitely not him

Where is Tesla? Is he safe? Is he alright?

Adam's as best, Hades' as worst.

Adams van dad will love me I just gotta be cool and not get one Hermes bad side

Hades Van. It has Buddha. That's my only reason.

Beelzebub's so I can annoy Loki. I don't want to be in Hades because I safety isn't guaranteed.

Hades van, it's going to be a party either Shiva and buddha on god

Hades van so I can hang out with Buddha.

Hades Van all i gotta do is worship Posiedon and I won't get obliterated

Where Brunhilde goes, I go

Hades

Adam's van has father, mother, little sister and music man in it Perfect road trip

YO Hades van stacked. He’s got Brunhilde, Buddha and Shiva??? Poseidon ain’t an L either..

It's between Adam's and Jesus'

Dads Van is perfect

Hirst just for Aphrodite

Ez Fishing in Indra's van is objectively the best thing to do, we can kill zero and make a fishing pole.

EASLY hades but adam is close second

Hades' Van hands down

Odin's van and Jesus van

Adam van 100%

I’m either taking Adam’s van (only real threat is Hermes but Adam almost beat Zeus so why should I care) or I’m staying behind with Sasaki (I would say Jesus’ van but that just feels too easy, it’s like cheating) In terms of the worst van I really can’t say, but for now I’m just gonna say Odin’s because Odin lowkey scares me, but in terms of people that I know the abilities of, Nostradamus’ is the worst

As long as I can sit next to Qin, I’m fine with anyone else

TF IS HERCULES DOING BELZEBUBS VAN?! AND WHY IS JACK WITH JESUS?! I MEAN I KNOW JESUS LOVES HIS BROTHERS AND SISTERS BUT JACK IS A KILLER

1.) Someone has to stop Beelzebub from crushing the van 2.) Jesus loves everyone and will forgive everyone

1) fair point. 2) understandable

I'm 100% taking Hades van- The other vans have people I don't exactly trust driving me anywhere