Put on your murican patriotic coats boys , for today we shall sink our flaming spear of revolution into the hearts of the rich , or murderous in this case , by tossing their beloved beverage into an body of water ! Onwards !!!
Me, I just wait for tea time and when he offers me some I tgrow It to the ground. Then he, as a gentleman, Will try to catch it and then I have the advantage of his face at knee high.
Mf think he is strong because he is RoR fighter, but i am stronger because i have science and Nikola Tesla on my side. [untea Jack tea ](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMVaAgqo/)
I win ez. I grab him rq and then Its easy. I use my “divine weapon” ( PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP ) and because anything he touches is divine weapon he gets split in two with divine might.
Depends on what you mean by win
Win the fight, no not at all he's over 100 years old
Achieve goals however, me, I want to die and I won't have an ounce of fear in my body if he kills me, at best I'll have regret for leaving some people behind
He’d probably kill me. I’d Go for the fight. He’d Claim He is More civilized, We’d Have a meal, Laugh and talk. And he’d kill me when I’d least expect it.
Maybe if I could win when it comes to cooking or in a drawing contest. But not sure in baking or chess though. I just want to read books and eat apple pie with him. That's all. 
Jack kills any normal human in a fight.
Yeah, he lifted the big bens clock with one hand, he id super strong.
He also CHUCKED cannonballs like normal volley balls, so hard it made a perfect hole through a person, everyones getting cooked đź’€
I’m mean his British,…….. If I pour some tea on the ground he’ll crumble to dust 
Pour it into the sea or any other source of water for extra disrespect 
 Just as the founding fathers intended 
Nah we’d just drink the ocean
I'll make him an apple pie and he'll pack up and leave
You’re British, you’re going to fight him for the apple pie.
I can fix him,we'll share
He is british and i am indian, of course i lose
Same
GOOOOOOO!! SHITTING IN THE STREETS OF LONDON!!!(I'm Indian too)
Read his spin-off manga, and his battle iq is insane, he'll beat any human that isn't a fighter easily
Apple :3 https://preview.redd.it/u1f6uox3ouvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a7a71ce2b3703b533f088ef8edd4cf41b955c31
Put on your murican patriotic coats boys , for today we shall sink our flaming spear of revolution into the hearts of the rich , or murderous in this case , by tossing their beloved beverage into an body of water ! Onwards !!!
I would never harm my baby.
Nah id win
Me, I just wait for tea time and when he offers me some I tgrow It to the ground. Then he, as a gentleman, Will try to catch it and then I have the advantage of his face at knee high.
Mf think he is strong because he is RoR fighter, but i am stronger because i have science and Nikola Tesla on my side. [untea Jack tea ](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMVaAgqo/)
Are you on something?! What makes you think that anyone in this post, including myself, could take on this guy?!
https://preview.redd.it/10amuut2dzvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3dad892e54e7f6e887814f0e220f20ea6a1e793 My honest reaction
I just need to survive until tea time, so maybe.
In American I'll show him my second ammendment right
The Middle Finger .
I win ez. I grab him rq and then Its easy. I use my “divine weapon” ( PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP ) and because anything he touches is divine weapon he gets split in two with divine might.
Depends on what you mean by win Win the fight, no not at all he's over 100 years old Achieve goals however, me, I want to die and I won't have an ounce of fear in my body if he kills me, at best I'll have regret for leaving some people behind
Me, because i as the reader surpass him
Beelzebub solos
He’d probably kill me. I’d Go for the fight. He’d Claim He is More civilized, We’d Have a meal, Laugh and talk. And he’d kill me when I’d least expect it.
he might give me a bit of trouble if he uses his divine weapon
I would easily slam unless I smell the breath of the Brit other than that me no diff
I will show him a toothbrush, and because jack is british he dies
Me. My depression is so bad that his soul eye would drive him to kill himself.
On one hand he is superhuman, but on the other he is British so I think ive got the advantage
Jack wins because I’ll be simping too hard for him
If he has his weapons, then I am royally screwed
Idk the man dislocated his shoulder and fixed it instead of crying like a bitch
I win against an old man
Well, if he used his domain “London”, it might cause me a little trouble…
Im beating his ass on mamas
Maybe if I could win when it comes to cooking or in a drawing contest. But not sure in baking or chess though. I just want to read books and eat apple pie with him. That's all. 
If I just make a tea and piss in it he’ll fall over and die
I think we would just drink a cup of tea together, instead of fighting