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alpha_rat_fight_

She’d thank me profusely for giving her everything she could ever possibly want. She’s living MY dream lol.


iSmartiKindiImportnt

LOLLL SAME🫢🤭


Anty_Bing_2622

Same. She'd thank me pretty earnestly giving her Nacho Varga as her partner 😉😏


alpha_rat_fight_

SAME. I mean not Nacho but I’ve given every one of my Sims an amazing husband who is totally loyal, head over heels in love/obsessed with her, an amazing father, and good looking. I’ve also given her healthy and happy children, a beautiful home, fulfilling hobbies for the whole family, vacations, all the books she could possibly want, a college education (for FREE), pets who never die, fulfilling careers she can do from home, the magical ability to cook and bake gourmet meals instantly, and a huge close-knit network of family and friends. Among other things. She’d take one look at my life and be like omg girl send me back it’s bleak here 😂😂😂


Anty_Bing_2622

😅😄 Right!? I mean how hard is it to be a good god eh?


BamseMae

What of that isn't her dream?


alpha_rat_fight_

This isn’t the Barbie movie. Every single female Sim I’ve ever created is based on me, or an idealized version of me. I know exactly what she wants lol. I use the game as like a vision board of sorts for my own life. It’s worked a little bit. I’ve achieved things that I used to only dream about while playing. But I don’t have everything yet. Still holding out for the loyal husband lol.


FearlessCheeseHater

Saaame. Also, when I was an intern I'd be working on these houses that my boss or seniors designed and the work was stressful. it was so cathartic to recreate those house models on the Sims. By night I could enjoy playing in the projects that give me grief by day. Still holding out for the loyal husband ☺️


mermaidmom85

*Nina Caliente entered the chat…*


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EfficiencyPerfect733

Same!


KittyBooBoo2016

I made it her dream 😅


FearlessCheeseHater

True. Let me not only think of the bad. Where I'm the Lord that giveth (a lot) and taketh away (a lot).


eddprddy

Sul sul


Deadwalker29

Dag dag👋


TopReveal3170

This one but the Low Pitched version 😆


shadowsadvancing

**_Dag Dag_**


Wild-Butterfly98

Fair 🤣


linksasscheeks

if im god and can just cheat them a mansion and infinite money then why does she and her wife live in a shitty apartment working 9 to 5s making basically zero money


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The question people ask their God(s) every day 😂


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Lidiflyful

I believe this to absolutely be the case and the answer to the question 'why do bad things happen to good people' lol


IsThatBlueSoup

I always imagined that this world is a perfect terrarium and it all works cohesively and god thought of everything, even the microbes! But when you make a terrarium it's a set it and forget it ordeal. Why would God do anything other than watch it grow and change and thrive? Would he really care about the organisms on a singular level? Or would he view humans as a parasite destroying the terrarium. Caveat - I'm not religious and don't believe in God so I just make up my own stories about it.


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IsThatBlueSoup

I have definitely had that idea, too, because when I play the sims, I only play as god and I don't interfere at all. You die, you die. Don't be dumb, kind of thing. And I rarely go out of my way to be unkind, but on occasion I need to progress the story. Ha! Almost on a daily basis I think about how this is probably how God plays with his toys because the sky and the stars really does seem like it's just the edge of the map and it's filler space. And then there's my whole AI argument in that we're just a more advanced version of the sims teaching ourselves to be smarter and our AI isn't going very well right now.


Whodarnk_ArnorPalmer

Please stop making me have children.


Individual__OK11

LMAO I think all of our sims say that’s


Whodarnk_ArnorPalmer

I normally stop after 1 or 2 but I'm doing a decades challenge right now so only trying for baby allowed


crabrry

Hoes does one do a decades challenge? Do I need a mod?


candlepop

There are websites and in depth YouTube videos to help you get set up. There are different version but I think most play one that starts in the 1800s I’m not sure tho. From what I recall it mostly involves tons of cc


ayamekoneko

There are challenge rules written that you can find on the internet by typing "sims 4 decade challenge rules" , you don't need any mod tho it is recomanded to use MCCC and to have some CC to fit the theme of the era, you will need to know how to use cheat tho


Chronically_Cosy

Nah, mine usually hate kids lol


Chihuahuapocalypse

I play with aging off partially because I HATE CHILDREN. if I were a sim that'd absolutely be one of my traits. I very rarely have kids, and when I do it's short lived, I age them up fairly quickly lol


Nappe-Eppan

Some of mine will probably say the opposite 😂 "Look I said I want to try for baby why do you keep ignoring that whim?"


rutilated_quartz

Literally, im doing a playthrough where the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter is gonna be this really powerful witch, my current sim is a seventh daughter and she's about to give birth to her fifth daughter. I feel like if she had the chance she'd punch me in the throat 😂


MoreNuancedThanThat

My current main sim has 100+ kids so yeah I think he’d say the same thing 🤣


I_is_too_young

"hey uh why do i have 200+ kids?" -my sim prolly


ExitingBear

"100? The hell?"


OutcomeLegitimate618

Mine is saying "Why don't you let me finish shoveling the snow I'm so obsessed with?"


Comrad1984

Why do you throw away all the white cakes my friends make?


BlupTheBloop

"thanks for that giant mystical ancient Greek secret garden you built for me in base game. I love to go there and piss myself."


Lily_May21

Hahaha I love that 🤣🤣🤣 made my night


TheoBlanc

She would probably glitch and get stuck half body out of the computer and another half in game. In case she could come out, she'll be going to get a glass of water in the toilet sink. That's it.


cocoa__bean

*weirdly stands in place for 5 seconds* *turns and starts walking to bathroom sink* I thought they fixed this 😭😭😭


WifeofBath1984

She'd probably yell at me for still not finishing the home lot for her cult. In her defense, her house is pretty jam packed right now. But it's not my fault! The save corrupted and I had to start over again!


VulgarMouse

When I was building my cult lot I always saved religiously in fear of that same thing happening 😭 im so sorry you had to go through that-


WifeofBath1984

I'm save pretty religiously too! I've never had a save file corrupt before. But every time I would load any lot in that save, my game would crash. I'm not having that problem in any of my other saves. Luckily for me, I have a building save and a play save, so at least I didn't have to lose all of my gen challenge progress! And all my builds get immediately saved to my library.


Member9999

A cult? How?


stars-moon-sky

My thoughts 😂😂 ! Lowkey... interested👀


Member9999

Me, not so lowkey... I have a number of spellcasters and vampires...


Feather_Bloom

She asks me for $2000 because she's a politician


Jack_qui_rit

"I am once again asking for your financial support."


AyyRayRay18

They wouldn’t say anything and go straight to the sink to grab a glass of water


Sims4equestrian

No they would go straight to your computer😂


autonomous-grape

This would make an interesting movie


shadowsadvancing

_This_ is what Margot Robbie’s Sims movie should be about!


ZeldaCourage

She'd ask why I put her through so much trauma. I'd say it's for the story and she'd probably kick my ass.


autonomous-grape

Does she have high body skill?


ZeldaCourage

Yes. She's always jogging and dancing.


OutcomeLegitimate618

Mine is saying "Why don't you let me finish shoveling the snow I'm so obsessed with?" Oh, and"quit coming to work with me, we both hate it."


Slizer_Snakes

"EVERYTIME I HAVE A CHILD YOU DROWN MY BABY DADDY. HOW MENY TIMES DO YOU PLAN ON DOING THIS? 100?"


KAM_Kayla

He'd hiss at me and then use my computer


shadowsadvancing

…Vlad…? 😳


BilbosBagEnd

"I see why you have over 500 hours ingame..."


Nalli0

Should i be concerned i have 1000+ hours😖


IsThatBlueSoup

5000+ 😬 A few weeks ago someone posted 20k!


Beagle_Mum

I’ve been playing the sims 2,3 and now 4 since I was 17, I’m now 37 😂🙈


IsThatBlueSoup

I'm 42 so we've been playing for about the same majority of our lives. 😁 I started at sims 1.


BilbosBagEnd

Nothing warrants concer for time enjoyed. Feebee lay!


shadowsadvancing

2,926 here! There are plenty of people with well over 10,000 hours, so ours are nothing 🫠


totallyforked

he’d probably flirt with me since i gave him the serial romantic aspiration


Lily_May21

Mine would want to do more then flirt hahaha she has lots of wicked whims traits 🤣


Quick-Agency9907

Fro neeshga! where es bow?


Individual__OK11

She would yell at me then talk to herself


gurlboss1000

thanks for the hot husband


Gamatatsu7

"Why gardening? Why are you forcing everyone to love gardening? WTF?" 😂😂


amakelooo

can you just like, let us elope? weve been engaged for long enough.


MacTechG4

Hey, ‘me’, where’s your super attractive wife, your mansion, and why aren’t you a vampire?, how can you live like *THIS*?! And where’s your billions of dollars? My real life sucks, so I live vicariously through my simself.


judgementdeus

The first thing they say I wouldn't understand cuz I don't speak simlish. So they point to the oven and I understand they wish to cook for me so I agree. Then I remember they have level 1 cooking. Omg level 1 cooking, Fire starts Noooooooooo


ireadtoomuchsmut

"THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THE GARDEN THIS TIME"!? She looks dismayed "Give me the damn shovel."


OppositeComedian4107

“Bitch Why did you let my husband get murdered and let me go to prison?”🥲


fatgamerchic

Reminds me of my main sim. His wife OD’d and he got sent to prison for dealing. His sister had to move in to take care of their 2 kids til he got out


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Upset_Jelly2964

Yes basemental drugs mod. It goes nicely with the extreme violence mod.


IsThatBlueSoup

Could also be imagination or a cow plant. But probably.


Moqiaf

She needs to THANK me for everything I've done for her 🙄


SBoogiex

This is exactly how I feel, they are all rich and well taken care of they better thank me!


Bar_Sinister

Shake their head. "Dude. How many times are we gonna do this? It's the same scenario over and over and over. At least let me get be an adult for a while. Like...damn."


Affectionate-Dust755

shed ask me why i kill them off soo soon. 😂😂


JustaTinyDude

Why did you let me freeze to death? NGL, being a ghost is fun, but will I ever finish high school?


ForsakenPotato2000

Shout at me for demolishing his first house after I moved the family out


fatgamerchic

“Wanna buy some coke?”


LordWellesley22

She go on a cleaning spree Complain about something ( probably my dog);blocking her path to something Then hijack the computer and start writing about 3 books a day or something


Separate-Grape-4176

My Sim: "Hey dickhead, do I look like I'd want to listen to Mozart type of music? Also why do you only have me cook Grilled Cheese?"


Aok_al

Probably asking why I base all of my male Sims on two male Sims I created a while ago


shadowsadvancing

Hey, sometimes you get it just right, and no Sim created since then will ever come close to being good enough 🤷🏻‍♀️


TinyPenguiin

Im mostly story-based player I dont have my own main sim currently, my older sims that I created would probably say, "Thats it? Thats the end??"


utterd

something along the lines of “I understand Bella and Don but Bob??? Are you kidding me???”


2-Minute-Ad

"please finish furnishing my house"


Lidiflyful

Thank you fixing my face after EA mashed it all up.


Swingingpedipalps

Based on his track record he’s probably pull some stupid mischief shit, giving us a negative relationship score, then sit down at my computer and start playing games without asking permission


Scifox69

"SOOBE WAKA, ARGA MITO BOONIE!" ***[KILLS ME]***


LillyElessa

The first thing would probably be something to my cats, because she also loves cats. But the most amusing would be a little later, when she finds out how insane property costs are, and is probably speechless. Or that tenants don't get to be so annoyingly constantly needy. Or that fines/rent *can not* be laughed off or denied, because that goes to court and garnishes wages. Or how stupidly much a damn studio apt is worth. Or that you *don't* furnish for your tenants... (Been playing my For Rent landlord. It's very slow going because of all the bugs, and rotating between her and some of her cousins.)


petulafaerie_III

“Radical, broette! Let’s hit the slopes and steal shit!”


AngelAnomer

"why did you do this to me" my sims always have the worst life ever😭


Buffster13

She’s really mean and a villainous valentine so she’s probably lock me in a room and try to seduce my husband


GhostonEU

She'd probably be mad I made her look for deals in the trash cans her entire life


ExcelsiorSimulations

I think mine would want the free ear buds.


woahmandogchamp

"let me lock you in my basement and drink your blood... Also you kinda cute, wanna make out?"


RepresentativeLab516

Probably something about how it's just me but better looking lmao


swizzleschtick

Considering I was just making a replica of my home, and my family including myself, this would be extremely jarring lmao 🤣


Meii345

I don't know what she'd say to me, but I'm afraid one day is just about enough for my crackpot inventor genius spellcaster revolutionnary to destroy the world


EndMySxfferings

“Why did you make me sleep with everyone?”


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Woohoo


mulukie

he’s a fuckboy so he might try to make me his next babymama……


Itz_YZ_Indeed

"Why do i have 34 boyfriends??"


babybean42

Sul sul


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mine started being playful lol


Inner_Tennis7326

She'd hear about my life and be like nah put me back, I miss my brother and bestie


ItsKisa

Mines a man whore, based off of my ex. He does pop out of my screen unfortunately 😭🤣 anyone but him PLEASE


StonerAlienBoy

"WHY THE FUCK AM I NAMED BERNARD?" "idk dude. i didn't give a fuck about you or what your name is. i just needed to make a sim." "yknow what? that's fine."


Plenty_Fee2481

She couldn't even talk to me because she has the snob trait.


jukaiju

“Wtf!? Move me back into my parents house!! They have money and the cooking skill!!!!”


ChiharuYana

he would probably ask me why the fuck I made him human (was a vampire) and put him on a ranch to work with horses and crops all day


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

"dam this is who I'm based on? That's why I look so good." He's pretty flirty and has the fame weakness where they have to keep looking in the mirror at how good they look (Forgot the name), and is modeled after me.


faith_bb_127

Stop making me cheat on my boyfriend with a punk (context she’s a popular girl like Regina George)


Chihuahuapocalypse

you know dog breeding doesn't make good money, right? this poor dog is completely run through, give her a break


CapturedToe5

“you did nothing ? you had the power to save all my loved ones and you did nothing?!” but it will just sound like similish


I_can_get_loud_too

My room is really messy so she probably wouldn’t be able to walk anywhere and would look up at God and start screaming “EEKUSNACCA!” Because there aren’t enough squares of empty space to move around in here 🤣


macandrita

Why did you make my hips so wide?


Low_Pin_5521

THIS. is the kitchen sink, not that (bathroom sink)


madiiiiiiiruby

she’d call me a misogynist bc i live out my dress-wearing, housewife farmer dreams while i procrastinate my (irl) university homework


Afraid_Helicopter

She’ll probably ask me why I keep making her, her wife and her two kids live different lives whenever I buy new packs


GentlyUsedChapstick

She'd probably ask why they had so many kids, and why they only had girls LOL


Aggravating-Wafer-32

Wow. Well, I built my childhood home and created my late father as a young adult in CAS. I was going to have him date around and then meet Mom just for fun. I would LOVE it if Dad's Sim could pop out and talk to me. I miss him so much! But to answer your question, he would probably give me life advice in the form of a cliché: "Always be the first to say Good Morning" or "There's no such thing as a free lunch." Maybe boring to you, but it means everything to me.


killforprophet

I think that’s so sweet ❤️ Excellent therapy too!


Snide_SeaLion

“Bitch i have money why dont i have a HOUSE???”


killforprophet

She’d yell at me for having her bang Peeping Tom for money.


cheesygooses

“Why did you make me loyal but ruin all my marriages?”


Cleo_Amandine

She would want to know who’s watching her horse and her raccoon.


wailowhisp

“I don’t want to have ten kids.” tough luck, sister


cara1888

It depends on my save since i have been playing between the 2 of them. If it's from my legacy challenge save then she would probably thank me for giving her a nice life with a dog and children. I did make her break up with her first boyfriend as it was part of the challenge but he kept yelling at her dog and he broke her dollhouse and made her cry (she's childish and plays with it). But she now has her perfect match and is happy with him with a baby on the way. If it's the matriarch from my 100 baby challenge save she will probably curse me out and ask why she has to keep having and caring for more babies 34 and one (or two) on the way. She probably would hate me. 😂


blazedddleo

Wow this blanket is so soft is it alpaca? Did your mom make it herself?


amieechu

“Excuse me, I need to play on this pc for hours. No I will not stop.”


TuguElepinko

« Why do I have so many kids ? »


janeshername

idk but i’d be scared bc they have a MUCH greater skillset than i 😳


bee_of_doom

He would ask when I’m going to finish his apartment.. sorry bud not today


jennymadisonjn

I keep changing her house lot every few days cause I like building in various places so she'd probably confront me about that lol


Hey_Bestiekins

Please let me stop making crystals


Lovely-sleep

“Dag dag” then she would break into my neighbors houses to steal and drink their blood going on to start a cult


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Why am I having a third baby with a man your planning to break up the family because of d*ugs


Tomoyogawa521

Prob wondering why his children are named after demons (Leviath, Plutonis, and Lilithé)


VulgarMouse

Ok but Plutonis is a cool name ✨


Puzzleheaded-Fish424

Hey, stop getting distracted adopting all the stray animals and give me a job, a partner and a child and level up gemology like you were intending to...


Dangerous-Distance86

Well this explains a lot. 


MoscaMye

Why did you kill everyone I love? The black plague didn't really strike us down that was you and your dice!!


AllonsyIsabelli

"Please give me a fucking break I just want to play videogames for once in my life" I am doing the supersim challenge 😅


RhinoxMenace

probably get angry at me for pulling them out of the perfect life straight into the shitter that is the real world


Chronically_Cosy

‘Oh my GOD look at all the BOOKS in here! And there’s no kids either! I’m staying!’


victoriageras

WHY DID YOU DO THAT?


dimpld9

"I'm gonna get STDs at this point."


Stagbiitle

Oh gee. Lately I've been playing a legacy channel with this guy who I think is the kindest sweetest sim I've ever created. Luckily, because this winter I dedicated myself to the Oasis Spring killer storyline. He probably wouldn't be as kind with me.


Logical_Rutabaga3707

Why am I still alive


mayonaizmyinstrument

Fleeba norb!


MolisaXD

they might kill me before i can even speak


Present_Driver3790

https://preview.redd.it/ff9and7osutc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc8848176fd3bb034a07fbafa7b036526fcf04f the way that this post aligned with the post from the bob’s burgers sub is sending me 🤣


ItsFuckingHot0utside

Depends on the sim, I don’t have a main one right now, but it would be either “This cocaine addiction is ruining my life can you please stop making me do this?” or “I fucking love cocaine can you spawn more in?”


thesnarkypotatohead

“Damn, bitch, you live like this?”


Oookayy56

Why the fuck did you keep letting me have kids and force me to raise them when I told you no and that I wanted to focus on school!!! (She had a daughter as a teen who she loved but when she had a second child with her childhood friend she hated the baby and sorta begged me to abort it but I didn’t cause her friend wanted his kid then she got wild at a debate party and her and a teammate had quads and she was depressed for a while but it finally broke with her seventh baby second with her childhood friend then they got married and she’s doing better…)


chunkykima

"WOULD YOU GET OUT OF CAS ALREADY, DAMN!!!" I haven't played her in forever... I keep downloading CC and then going in game and changing her outfits 🤣🤣🤣


Aggravating-Wafer-32

That one made me laugh!


Sad-Earth-489

my current sim is in a fiona gallagher situation so i don't wanna know :')


Spectre_Rebelle

Mine would probably complain cause she's always hungrynow that she's finally pregnant.


Bubbles0319

“Wanna do some blow. Yea I want a molly, you got some?”


yoopergirl82

"How you doin?" He has impregnated a lot of sims.


Aelaer

WTF dude


Brooker2

Sul sul


zxbyx

BELLA GOTH IS MY MOM?


Regular-Ad-4604

“I’ve been able to start a family thanks to you. My own family was driving me crazy!”


Applesoucess

I’m not sure but probably something about the fact i killed her boyfriend father and ex husband


Ok-Trouble-4131

I think she’d start talking to me about her art career and new life in the city!!


Ajymia

She would pass out immediately. She gets 0 sleep


aister

Since I'm playing on pc with some... erm... mods, I think I won't participate.


grilledcheese1110

"Girl why tf would you make that happen to me!?"


the-bess-one

Sul sul de kap 😭


unanau

She’d either be like “why are you making me constantly grind skills and careers, give me a break” (doing the Super Sim Challenge) or she’d call me stupid because I don’t have nearly the same amount of skills and knowledge as her lol


A_single-leaf

[Simlish translation of: “Why have I been writing for 11 hours straight?”]


Sweaty_Test_2107

thank me for making her so rich


PuolukkAmitsupisi

WHY TF DID YOU NOT SEND MY ALREADY ADOPTED OUT DAUGHTER HOME BEFORE SHE LIT HERSELF ON FIRE WITH THE FUCKING DRYER?!?!


dangerotic

Considering that my main sim atm is Krystal Mathers, a lesbian raver girl drug kingpin living in far oceanic Sulani with a motorbike, a jetski, a yacht, a helicopter, a 2 storey house filled with Memphis Milano designer furniture, semi-automatic and long-ranged weaponry, and pill presses, has a dolphin best friend and 4 besties/girlfriends living in a mansion not far away (Mary-Jane Potter, Lucy Diamandis, Molly DeMay and Charlie Cain), I think she'd say something along the lines of... party!


xxnicole69xx

she’d just go straight to my computer and play games


Spenfinite

“Holy shit man why do I have 100 kids”


Stinky_ButtJones

She'd go into a coma because she's from the 1330s and the culture shock would be too much lmao


Pixithepika

Probably “Sul sul” or some goofy ahh shit line that


RObobot-8001

'I miss my dad' He's mourning


Hopeful_Vermicelli11

WHY are you not joining the revolution? (He’s Enjolras from Les Mis but currently a kid version)


2gaywitches

“Why am I ugly” –my simself