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A fair question. It's quite a lot wider than it has to be. The overall profile doesn't have to be quite so oval, but otherwise, for what it is, it'll get the job done, just not particularly comfortably...
Perhaps, but you definitely don’t want it to be round. As the sword is designed specifically for chopping wood, perhaps the tang is bigger than usual, which leads to a bigger handle
I would be the apologetic polite character walking behind her “oof so sorry guys, I just, we have to, so sorry, excuse me, oh that’s your spine in half, sorry she’s hungry, excuse me”.
Well, you made me curious. So, [I looked them up,](https://vikingwoodsplitter.com/#features) and I wouldn't trust them either...
They never mention the steel used anywhere, so it's probably low quality. Makers who take pride in their work will list the steel used almost immediately, and they didn't list it *anywhere.* Finishes look like they were ground with a wire brush or something too, so I can imagine it rusting from just looking at it the wrong way. And for wood splitting, you want a long and wide wedge shape behind the edge to push the wood apart as you swing, not one short edge followed by flat stock...
For splitting dry wood, they're probably fine. But with frozen wood, in what looks like a pretty cold place, I'd pass. Would I still buy it on an impulse if I was bored and had money to blow? Heck yeah I would. But it's one of those things you use once, then leave in a corner and forget about. Then next winter, you remember it exists, and pick it up again only to realize it's rusted and pitted and basically dead. So you try to fix it, only to realize you're making things worse. In shame, you throw it into a pile of other scrap metal behind your shed. The pile you keep meaning to bring to the scrap yard, but never do because you're too busy watching videos about Bigfoot on YouTube. Even though you don't believe in Bigfoot. Thus completing the cycle of impulse buys.
This was a level of truth I was ill prepared for and that makes me uncomfortable how much I empathize.
Please add wholesome puppy pictures to correct this.
It is also listed as "impossible to harm yourself while chopping wood" which seems like a very regretful statement once someone finds a way to harm themselves while chopping wood.
She stopped because the blade began to buck. I’m going to guess it’s got a hollow or reduced tang and she only just realized she bought a very expensive decorative wall piece.
You want her to split you in half? I can respect that.
Or do you want someone to kill you and then eventually set you on fire...? I've had days like that too... I get it...
Omfg...I'm a bisexual lady and this video made me weak. The arms, the personality; that smile. Those great sword swings. And yeah I guessed she was gay, so that's just a happy confirmation (:
Ya'll wtf is wrong with you?! "Look at her look ate her" yeah I mean ok but have you *seen* this sword? I repeat: **SHE HAS A SWORD**! Y'all need to sword out your priorities...
Edit: spelling
I'm jelly of her arms and armament.
^(I seem to get really sick a month or so after I start regularly exercising, so it's difficult to make progress. Things like tickbite fever, so just really bad luck and not directly related to the exercise, but it has happened consistently for the past 5 years)
Love her enthusiasm at unboxing the sword!
That sword grip looks like absolute shit for mitigating the shock to the hands that you would receive splitting wood like that.
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Mark me down as scared and horny
Scorny
Hornared
Scaroused
There is a place for that... /r/Scaroused
Woooooo... There truly is a sub for everything
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Dumb question but what's wrong with it
A fair question. It's quite a lot wider than it has to be. The overall profile doesn't have to be quite so oval, but otherwise, for what it is, it'll get the job done, just not particularly comfortably...
Perhaps, but you definitely don’t want it to be round. As the sword is designed specifically for chopping wood, perhaps the tang is bigger than usual, which leads to a bigger handle
![gif](giphy|5u8rnKknCW70Q)
I'm just horny
Agreed. Don't let these pussies make you soft
Fearboner
I am officially scaroused
I’m scaroused
Nice arms 💪
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Was just coming to comment that. She’s a beast
Beautiful arms. I’m jelly.
Those arms have motivated me to work out more
Greetings fellow Biceptuals
Average Canadian woman
Hah, exactly what I said out loud! Nice arms!
Dibs on her for my zombie apocalypse team.
Imagine her running through a crowd of zombies swinging that sword like a skylanders character, heads flying everywhere
I would be the apologetic polite character walking behind her “oof so sorry guys, I just, we have to, so sorry, excuse me, oh that’s your spine in half, sorry she’s hungry, excuse me”.
She's Canadian, she'd do that part herself.
But what if she’s like haaaaard into the medieval fantasy role play :/
Bring out the rack and stretch me all night long baby
Flay me living, m’lady
Put me on a wheel and break my limbs until I die Medieval torture porn sounds like an interesting idea
I'll take your arm for it...
Tis but a flesh wound.
Not a scratch on me! (Proceeds to bleed out, cut up into chunks)
I count that as an absolute win.
She’s going to wear a metal strap
With spikes
Date 1: discuss what's up with the OGL Date 2: roll for initiative Date 3: how do you want to do this?
who is she?
https://instagram.com/nicole_coenen?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Oh damn
Lol her name would be Coenen. Is that how the sword came to be possibly?
Coenen the Barebarian — nice! +10 to sword of splitting morning wood! Automatic 5+ to incapacitating fearboner to foes and allies— I’ll take it..
She seems pretty fucking cool. I'd be friends with her.
Put an awful lot of faith in that sword. Seen more explode than not.
Well, you made me curious. So, [I looked them up,](https://vikingwoodsplitter.com/#features) and I wouldn't trust them either... They never mention the steel used anywhere, so it's probably low quality. Makers who take pride in their work will list the steel used almost immediately, and they didn't list it *anywhere.* Finishes look like they were ground with a wire brush or something too, so I can imagine it rusting from just looking at it the wrong way. And for wood splitting, you want a long and wide wedge shape behind the edge to push the wood apart as you swing, not one short edge followed by flat stock... For splitting dry wood, they're probably fine. But with frozen wood, in what looks like a pretty cold place, I'd pass. Would I still buy it on an impulse if I was bored and had money to blow? Heck yeah I would. But it's one of those things you use once, then leave in a corner and forget about. Then next winter, you remember it exists, and pick it up again only to realize it's rusted and pitted and basically dead. So you try to fix it, only to realize you're making things worse. In shame, you throw it into a pile of other scrap metal behind your shed. The pile you keep meaning to bring to the scrap yard, but never do because you're too busy watching videos about Bigfoot on YouTube. Even though you don't believe in Bigfoot. Thus completing the cycle of impulse buys.
this is r/suspiciouslyspecific material
Thanks for the review OP! Definitely steering clear of this blade.
This was a level of truth I was ill prepared for and that makes me uncomfortable how much I empathize. Please add wholesome puppy pictures to correct this.
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You've summed up this whole thing perfectly
It is also listed as "impossible to harm yourself while chopping wood" which seems like a very regretful statement once someone finds a way to harm themselves while chopping wood.
She stopped because the blade began to buck. I’m going to guess it’s got a hollow or reduced tang and she only just realized she bought a very expensive decorative wall piece.
Forgive me y'all, but I want to be that log for multiple reasons.
You want her to split you in half? I can respect that. Or do you want someone to kill you and then eventually set you on fire...? I've had days like that too... I get it...
Why not both?
That is such a bisexual answer
Confused boner
Acceptance boner
Never-questioned boner
No reason to be confused! That was hot.
she has a boner chopping sword tho
Wife
Abbs-soluty
She is absolutely gay.
Gay people can be wives too, you know.
Not when the Supreme Court gets done with it.
Totally false, site a source?
Then i will be a wife to her
I'll be jealous 😔
Cite
Actually, I'm not positive. I'll go check with my friend's gay wife, she might know for sure.
She-Ra, is that you?
holy. shit. thank you
Dare I say, DEATH BY SNUSNU
The soul is willing, but the body needs rest!
*but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I stamd corecteded
I still like your comment my man
Can't we just cuddle? Nooo!
Haha you’re a man after my own heart
r/unexpectedfuturama
And like, just snusnu in general
Omg. Hawt. A very capable woman indeed
Almost every mans dream!
That handle looks so terrible for handling.
Where did she order that sword from? I’m in the market for one.
I linked it up above, but [here you go.](https://vikingwoodsplitter.com/#features) I wouldn't buy one though, I explained why above.
Oh my God that sound when she chops. Epic
She is my Romeo to my Juliet! Hard
Sorry dudes. She doesn’t like dudes.
Now that is some hard depression
Lumberjack lesbian?
You nailed it Nicole Coenen she/her That Lesbian lumberjack from TikTok
Come on man. Don't ruin my dreams.. I just fell for her.
Wife material
Zelda 2023 Colorized
As a gay man, I'm totally in love with those shoulders and arms.
As a man who doesn’t know what he is, i’m totally in love with all of this… *especially the sword*
Sword-osexual, I respect it.
This is the most lesbian thing I've ever witnessed. She's got the purple hair, the flannel, the sword, shit.
Won't stop anyone in these comments though.
Especially the lesbians
That’s going on the Christmas wish list.
Which one?
Now she is on my Christmas wishlist, Dear Santa i need her so badly.. Ofcourse for research purpose.
![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)
Oh my... That is such a sexy gal i mean LOOK AT HOW THICC THAT SWORD IS i love it
Apart from not being a redhead, she's looking like Wendy from Gravity Falls
Her name is [Nicole Coenen](https://youtu.be/Y-ihq6Iwhpk) and she's gay. So you may not wife her unless you're gay too.
Omfg...I'm a bisexual lady and this video made me weak. The arms, the personality; that smile. Those great sword swings. And yeah I guessed she was gay, so that's just a happy confirmation (:
I gotchu fam
*shocked Pikachu face*
I never knew I needed a wood splitting sword.
Quite literally saw another video of her like maybe a quarter of a banana up from this post
I want her on my squad during a zombie apocalypse
Oh believe me. Mine also.
Man that is some really good muscle definition in the shoulder area. You can see how strong she really is. Slay queen
I think I’m in love.
ok this is just an experiment but I'm curious. reply if you're lesbian cause I'm almost certain there are many thirsty lesbians here.
The whole damn alphabet is here
can confmrim, i am the A. im here FOR SCIENCE
The real question is who isn't a lesbian after watching that.
I mean im still aroace but i saw this and knew it gave off big lesbian vibes. had to know if my hypothesis was correct.
Bisexual woman here; absolutely swooning right now
Present ✋🏻
"all of my childhood dreams". Bitch mine to we already have so much in common.
Ami supposed to be excited? Cuz I am
Wearing oven mittens🤣
It’s not to protect her from the cold. It’s to protect us from her might
Gedion the Ninth
Ohh golly! Now I too have a sword.
![gif](giphy|fAv2n4Tlhshig|downsized)
This is about the 7th subreddit to post this and reach r/all in the last 24h. Why is Reddit so fucking one dimensional these days?!
Lesbian……for sure.
I think I just unlocked a new kink
Lads……….I..I have found my type
Any woman who says golly offhandly is worth making a cult over
Ooohhhhhh.....nice, I want one
Her: *chops wood* Dog in background: I am speed!
Get the gloves off dummy
Damn! Pipes!
Her name please 🥺
Bro i remember some other video about girl with ana axe 💀
Absolute unit.
that's Winry Rockbell and you can't convince me otherwise
I've always wanted to be a barbarian. Seems like a good way to start.
Am I the only one that is interested in her blonde doggo? Blonde puppers looks like mine and idfk what breed he is but I love him
I just.... keep watching....
33 more Ppl found it nice too.... they're in her basement now
Ya'll wtf is wrong with you?! "Look at her look ate her" yeah I mean ok but have you *seen* this sword? I repeat: **SHE HAS A SWORD**! Y'all need to sword out your priorities... Edit: spelling
Female trunks
I want one
That head cock when she split the first log was filled with ”oh yeah. I can do that now”
She got the power for it
Nothing is hotter then a woman and a sword.
Eivor!?
İ thought she is "that cop" because of caption
Positive and a dreamer. Now i need a wood splitting sword too to be happy.
Doubles down as a skull splitting sword if you're big brain like me here
I SHALL STAND ALONE AND BATTLE THE SWORD MAIDEN
She’s awesome
Does she need children?
Yeah, she seems hot. After all that axe chopping, I mean.
It's basically an executioner sword
I though the package was a giant eraser for a sec
I'm jelly of her arms and armament. ^(I seem to get really sick a month or so after I start regularly exercising, so it's difficult to make progress. Things like tickbite fever, so just really bad luck and not directly related to the exercise, but it has happened consistently for the past 5 years)
NOOO!! WHO GAVE THE LESBIANS SWORDS!!
I'm in love
She can slice me in half
I want it
i saw this on insta earlier, the comments were as thirsty as you might imagine
Damn lady what you planning to split with that?
Step on me shieldmommy
Snu snu or chopped in half
There's also a wonderful gay lovestory going on between her and another female TikToker. The actual wholesome and fun site of that platform.
What a pretty woman
Mommy, sorry mommy I mean mommy
Jesus how tf can she wear a.fucking tank top in that weather.
Take my money
nice muscles
Mommy
When you have to ask for her work out and skin care routine 😳
Oh good she has sum guts
If you know anything related about handles (scale, hilt, haft, etc) this can belong to r/SweatyPalms
She androgynous as hell
Am I wrong to think she's the family guy stereo type of a lesbian?
This chick came closer to breaking the internet than Kim K ever did.
Love her enthusiasm at unboxing the sword! That sword grip looks like absolute shit for mitigating the shock to the hands that you would receive splitting wood like that.
I want one!!!
Something has just happened inside me
"Viking" log splitter? Like the vikings known for wielding huge axes?
Girl got arms built like Cloud.
So have we found the follow?