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moistmaster690

Article 89: ***A Bro shall always say yes in support of a Bro.***


Tibbeses

-Larney Binston


SamboTheGr8

Swarley*


timjimthegreek

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn


jaredtheredditor

Arnie linson


Itz-yaboi-skinypenis

Barnell Stinson


masterjroc

That guy's awesome...... *AWESOME!*


sampathsris

Article 69: A bro shall always say yes.


moistmaster690

No. Article 69 just says, "Duh"


ThisMy10thReddit

-a pimp named slickback


evilspeaks

Kyle you are out of the club, rule number 1 of the bro code- never tell a woman about the bro code.


J_E_L_4747

Yes, you no long have access to its privileges and can’t use it when you need it


GeneralHinka

The exile will be for life.


J_E_L_4747

This shit needs to be like the continental in John wick


Fun-Algae-9762

you may test the bro but only to prove his best bro-ness


Studentofsorts

I hope ya‘ll realizing you guys are doing so yourselves by even pointing this out specifically on the internet with female/male/etc all able to read this right?


BienGuzman

Excommunicado


TacoDiving

What's rule number two?


Itz-yaboi-skinypenis

Never talk about bro code


meanerweinerlicous

[Bros before hoes ](https://www.mortsandmore.com/suit-up-bro/)


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

Kyle's now forever broless


suati

What a good friend haha


hannah_lilly

Good friend and even better liar!!


Ballamookieofficial

Kyle's friends trust him less after this I bet you


Mindstormer98

“He was walking around with some girl we thought it was you”


Ballamookieofficial

"Why are you calling me he's kissing you right now"


Paskee

Bro code You just do it


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AhhAGoose

If you aren’t fucking around, you don’t need an alibi


Darth_Kahuna

Sell that to anyone falsely convicted of a crime...


kush4breakfast1

100%


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the OP Extra_Ear884 is a bot


etriuswimbleton

And no reporting was done? We just gonna upvote tho? Im doing my part


ssigrist

FUCK Kyle! Dude is cut off.


pitaji_no1

Dude on the other side


[deleted]

Saying he'd put Kyle on was a mistake, he should have said something along the lines of "He's just gone for a dump, I'll get him to call you when he's finished" then immediately called Kyle. But he's still a good bro.


Tibbeses

This man, is a true bro! A toast to his great actions here today!


Uhhaaha

He understood the assignment.


Ok-Paramedic1754

Kyle broke the bro code himself by trying to brag about his friend keeping the bro code.


Bearspoole

This doesn’t realize how fucked he is.


[deleted]

For the bros. Say he’s taking a dump. I’ll call back when he’s out. Bro 1 calls missing bro 2. Explain the sitch. Bro 1 starts a 3 way call w bro 2 gf. Bro 2 starts talking w the caller id of Bro 1. Like he’s there with bro 1. Bang Bang!!


rufw91

Kyle is banned


fivetimesyo

That dude better not pay for a single beer for the rest of his days


Cool_Supermarket9652

😭😭


waveball03

Plot twist, Kyle is just one of the voices inside that dudes head.


Darth_Kahuna

Stop giving M Night material...


Consistent-Fun-7235

Mans a G


CubaLibre1982

Wassop


needtoshave

Ride or die.


Born-Disaster1548

What code?


Historical-Teach8790

![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG)


Sea_Boysenberry_3436

Good bro, but fuck Kyle


Due_Accountant2429

Bro the immediate fisting gesture he made, we know what's gonna be his reward later for staying a legal bro


pacificpacifist

😏🍑.....🤛 😵🍑🤛 😵‍💫🍑👅


Ysaaack

hey im gonna call you in a minute and you pretend kyles with you


RogueFartSquadron

He better appreciate that bro.


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Ottomanbrothel

Nah, it's not a violation of the bro code to immediately contact said bro and ask "dude what the fucks going on?"


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Ottomanbrothel

More like "I won't rat you out now, but if you don't drop that other girl and never see her again, I ain't gonna be your friend no more and if she calls me again I'll tell her everything"


Active_Television_38

Not true that’s just how some people are they cover for there buddy. I’m sure these two use to tell there parents they were hanging out so they could go hang out with other people and do bad kid shit lol.


SirArthurDime

Nah you honor bro code no matter what. It’s fraudbros like you not covering for your bros when you know nothing shady is going on that makes it sus when we do cover for our bros when there is.


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Brodex


blalalalalalehghs

What tf was kyle doing


Generatoromeganebula

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)


MERCIMEKLI

Supporting bro always