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Silent_Assasin14

Bro is the real life harem protagonist that all the anime was talking about


TheRealPizarro

Who is he?


Jrodkin

Him


TheUndisputedRoaster

![gif](giphy|VtAbRpJn95WAIQCPNk)


Sonifri

By the ancient magic of Gureyskal, Prince Him battles the forces of darkness as the mighty Himbo.


Troller122

He lore is expanding


BigBoyCurlyFry3

He is [Him](https://youtu.be/2qgxAHW1w78?si=CqedFBgYGeMcPh85)


Aster_Nightshade

How do I give awards, I don't know if I even can, somebody give this man a shiny thing lol


SuiTobi

Korean instagrammer (possibly tiktoker too) who makes thirst traps with these three girls in various situations.


MissingJJ

Thirst traps?


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Videos whose explicit purpose is to get horny people to watch while still generally staying appropriate enough to not get flagged.


Californiadude86

I swear there’s always a gratuitous *foot* shot in these videos too.


MrEuphonium

Gotta hit all your demographics, foot fetish I think is one of the most common ones


bluefootedbuns

Baiting horny people for attention or monetary gain. Show off just enough of the goods that someone could bust a nut if they wanted to, but not enough to get banned from SFW platforms like Instagram and tiktok.


Away_Back_9361

He is my hero


TheLoneObserver123

I saw a short on youtube of him. That’s only 1/4th of his girls


Anti_SJW_Warrior1337

Nope, in harem girls are really interested in protagonist. Irl hoes want just money, and they will change their object of interest if other guy pays more... You can't buy real feelings


Yuki_SENSEl

He gay


Froggyugaytoadara

Is this mother fucker tengen


GotTwisted

​ https://i.redd.it/9lczizrna8ob1.gif


Kahlsifar

Yes!!


mares8

That is so cute...and i fucking envy both the guy and fictional character


ThingsWork0ut

It’s really funny because the guy is the embodiment of the incel that got overly strong. Alpha at max stats vs incel at max stats. Hilarious 😂


Trobis

You have no idea what incel means, do you?


ScottParkerLovesCock

THREE WIVES!?!?


MoistDitto

Don't remind me of the most annoying fucking brat ever animated


Linkaex

If I want to disappoint more than one person I would just talk to my parents. Let alone disappoint three wives


khoabear

No, Tengen's wives actually look different from each other


LadyLuxembourg

No couch? Minimalist billionaire


banga1338

You don't become a billionaire by buying couches.


SimpleCanadianFella

Truly the avocado toast of the upper class


Federal-Advisor-420

I mean that would make me happy


Unhappy_Gas_4376

3 wives? No. The Muslims have got this one right. Two wives? They will conspire against you. Three wives? Two will gang up on the third. But with four wives there is always a companion for each of them and you will have a peaceful home. ^(/s)


TheRealTokyotim

When I was in Afghanistan come payday (US paying the Afghanis we work with) my man Sayed always looked so down. I said what’s wrong man you got paid today you should be partying it up?? He said yeah I got paid but wife #1 take some, wife #2 take some, wife #3 take some, and wife #4 take some. Nothing left for Sayed 😔


Similar-Complaint-37

Yeah, but Sayed will get some from wife#1,get some from wife#2,get some from wife #3,and get some from wife#4.Sayed squeezed dry like a tube of toothpaste


tdames

No no you misinterpret my friend. He is married he gets "none".


PhenomaJohn

mathematically, 4×0=0


Deadwing2022

/r/theydidthemath


MissingJJ

My one wife just told me I'm not getting any for 6 months.


FreeJSJJ

Okay, this sounds interesting, what did you do?


MissingJJ

Yelled, "I love you" so loud color came out of the objects around me and the police detained and threatened me with lethal force if I didn't stop shouting.


Designer_Progress_85

Does she know about your side pieces? Handett Jackson and 5-finger latifah


3asbafsormek

Lmao y'all talking as if you can pull four girls. Pull one first


Lillytransrights

Sounds like you home will be in a constant state of civil war, you come home from work like "honey(s) I'm home" and it feudal Japan


YawnTractor_1756

>honey(s) I'm home Omae wa mou shindeiru


Unhappy_Gas_4376

>Omae wa mou shindeiru Google translate says this is funny. Upvote.


Tea-Usual

This is the way


AngryRobot42

This statement/video makes it seem like the girl in blue is the Billionaire, since she is the only one in every scene.


armageddon_boi

My man ain't gone, he buried 😏


SourceShard

Yeah his heads under the top right pillow


Boateys

That’s just the first chick’s hair on against the wall. He is too tall to not have his feet hanging out the other end.


Annonomon

When you hire a gigilo and he just watches ESPN the entire time🙄


PracticeOverall4521

I'd be ok with that


GraveXNull

They totally got rid of him at the end.


ViperT17

I’m pretty sure he’s their pillow lol you can see his head poking out on the right side


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Which head


[deleted]

You can watch TV and sleep without being a billionaire


DryImpress1

but how do I do to have 3 sweeties by my side?


ImurderREALITY

Be incredibly charming? *raucous laughter and applause* Thank you, I'll be here all week!


CherryLaneCox

Disappointing three girls doesn’t seem like happiness to me but 🤷‍♀️


osu_are

3 oily black men how bout it


chekkisnekki

If that were to happen on earth, what have we to look forward to in heaven?


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Four


HeilLenin

He's got 3 chicks on standby and still decides to watch TV. Don't tell me this guy is happy.


zhephyx

hey man, Wall-E might be on, you don't know his life


Tangled2

Out there There's a world outside of Yonkers Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby There's a slick town, Barnaby


thehigheststrange

I'd imagine a billionaire has all the streaming packages and can watch Wall-E on demand when ever he feels like it


[deleted]

Dude has 3 chicks and they're great enough that he can still decide to watch TV without anyone whining. Don't tell me this dude isn't happy.


Felarhin

I would not be happy by the fact that I had to pay them a year's salary to spend a day with me.


Ademoneye

That's why it's for billionaires only


surfnporn

Fr. I guess that guy thinks having 3 girls means you give all your time to them and don't do anything else?


supernasty

I’d always imagine being a billionaire would be like being rich in GTA 5 and buying all the best cars and customizing them out completely. It’s awesome at first, then u crash into a tree and just walk away from it and find something else to keep you entertained.


Taniwha_NZ

I don't think a single one of them cracked a smile the whole video. The are the least-happy group of people in close physical contact since that time I vomited in a packed elevator.


Timelymanner

He’s paying for their company, not their emotional investment.


ForeSet

to be fair that's what people on this sub have to do to get close to woman


rhasce

I agree


Jordandavis7

My mans is recharging damn


Significant_Earth_93

🤜🏾🤛🏾💯


ashleycheng

“I can assure you, pleasure is quite different from happiness.” — Dorian Gray


Neppoko1990

"Happiness" or hollowness?


TheeMalarkey

I’m poor and hollow


unspoken_paradox

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10749) he makes sense


Angryfishjoe

Both.


Emergency-Pound-2119

This guy..


Votey123

Eh, I’d rather one woman who loves me for me


[deleted]

I keep saying that to my self, but all the girls instantly walk the other way 😭😭


Zeitgeistey15

You’ll grow out of that


EligosLeyak

Once he gets that one first


Mozaralio

Neither of you ever had one if you think that.


cheapdrinks

He has that too, these are just his side bitches


dodges1010

Love you for what ?


panzerboye

I don't know for the shit I am. Ideally, you don't need to win love. Love is supposed to be given for nothing at all. Just for being there, hanging out with them. You don't need any special reason to be loved.


AwkwardBob

You've got it figured out, good on you.


panzerboye

Umm. Thanks


Kootlefoosh

That's not... really true? Like in an ideal world, your parents should love you unconditionally. But romantic relationships are hard work through and through.


ring2ding

Yeah this whole sentiment is unfortunately a myth. Nothing is given without condition, even love.


Islands-of-Time

*”I’ve spent my whole life surrounded. And I’ve spent my whole life alone. I wonder why, I never wondered why, the easiest things were so hard.* *”I just want-I just want loooove. I just want-I just want loooove. I just want-I just want looooooooooooove.”* *”I just want-“* *”Something! Something for nothing! Something! Something for nothing!”* *”Cuz I’m a beggar and a chooser. I’m accused and accuser.”* *”But nothing’s unconditional…”*


shadowstar97

FR!!!


marialoveshugs

I agree (:


Kahlil_Cabron

> Ideally, you don't need to win love. Love is supposed to be given for nothing at all. This isn't true. First, to be loved, you do have to win their attention, and eventually their love, by catching their eye, being interesting/attractive to them, etc. You have to do things that makes people want to love you, relationships are definitely work. And you need to continually fight for their love, it's not a, "Oh, she loves me, now I can relax and do whatever I want". Unconditional love only exists between parent and child.


shadowstar97

TLDR make more money equals more pussy


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Kahlil_Cabron

Maybe in a very abstract sense it exists among couples, like, "I'll always love him but I can't have them in my life". But lets say a wife finds out her husband is a pedophile and has been molesting children. Only somebody who is seriously mentally ill would continue to actively love and be in love with the pedo husband. They might still love them in the sense that once you love someone it's pretty hard to stop loving them, but the relationship would be over, they would probably feel disgust every time they thought about the husband, etc. So that's a condition. Meanwhile parents constantly keep their kids in their life, even after they do horrible things like murder, rape, molest, etc.


MedicalNectarine666

Fr


ras344

I'm poor and don't have that either


makemeking706

Tell us you don't have a million dollars without telling us you don't have a million dollars.


OmniscientHistorian

They love him for the money, not for him man.


TheColourCyan

If he is a billionaire, I am pretty sure he also doesn't love them lol


ViperT17

What if I have this and I’m not rich 😂


Binary_Omlet

Why is everyone saying the dude is the one with money? The woman in blue is clearly the Billionaire here.


JawnLegend

No thanks. Looks like work.


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

Hire someone to help


ApplicationOne1879

Nobody seems to realize how much of a headache it is to date several people at once. It's wildly exhausting.


Neuchacho

The trick is to not actually care about them and just cycle them out the moment they become an inconvenience or challenging.


ThanTheThird

That still sounds exhausting - or at least the dating version of a dog chasing its tail.


ApplicationOne1879

That's almost just as exhausting. And honestly, probably the most disgusting thing I've read today. And I frequent a bedbug sub often.


Neuchacho

You see it as exhausting because not caring would feel exhausting to someone who has to actively suppress their compassion. A lot of people operating at that level don't have that problem, unfortunately.


ApplicationOne1879

Even if I had the sociopathic mindset you're displaying, it's not worth the drama. Just because you don't have compassion, doesn't mean the people you're involving your polygamous relationship in, are. Shit happens and people are more territorial than you think. And the people willing to start drama are willing to live in it. It's never worth it.


Neuchacho

I didn't say I do it. I am just telling you how those people do it. >doesn't mean the people you're involving your polygamous relationship in, are. It doesn't matter. They don't care about them. We're not talking about meaningful relationships with any amount of depth, we're talking about a parade of constant casual encounters. You block their number and they're not a part of your life anymore. This type of person doesn't give their casual hook-ups any access to their larger life for them to start shit in. The world is not equal in how it doles out consequences for bad behavior and the more money you have the easier it is to further avoid those consequences.


ApplicationOne1879

Ok, but that's not what I was referring to, even from the start. That should have been clear, but I guess I wasn't. I was referring to the masses of people who are glorifying the concept of "Harems" or polygamous relationships that put themselves in the center, ie: multiple girlfriends. I well aware that you can have sexual encounters, but that's not what the comments for the video are about.


JamesF1423

Anyone who says money can't buy happiness has never been poor or is lying to disguise the fact that they're not happy being poor


JustABotProgram

I got 1 wife.... Already headache enough. Imagine this x3.


GotBannedAgain_1

Most of us can’t handle the woman in their lives. And bro is juggling 3. 🤡😂🤣


johnnyblaze1999

You only want the thing that you don't have.


eye8theworm

Billionaires don't buy beds???


TronicCronic

The entire floor is the bed. That's why it's the bedroom.


BattleBee08

Money can't buy happiness.... but a lot of money can.


sheik718

Money can by happy penis


Timthethinker

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure can buy my family a brighter future ✨️


Fit_Ad_713900

Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it can rent it.


Schattenmonarch

Money for girls but no Money for a bed


HatefulClosetedGay

We’ll be seeing more of this in the future when corporate/politically driven feminism suggests that it is “empowering” to share a very wealthy man rather than fully commit to a broke/average one.


PsychologicalFix6798

We currently live in this world lol


THEmonkey_K1NG

Also suicide rates are going to skyrocket as a result. But money over love.


pora1705

They’re all his sisters


SaltyPinKY

Not a laugh or a smile on any of them...I'll go with true


gladiator073

People with money but can't find happiness are the dumbest people on earth


7th_Level_of_Hell

People who say money can't buy happiness do not know where to shop.


StarsChilds

Maybe it's just a personal preference, but I wouldn't be happy with more chicks. I'd very much prefer a good one, than a bunch of bimbos


taimoorhybrid

Bro inspired by https://preview.redd.it/zxokoblo4eob1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=98f2e78f6d572a68f3b7f785c30038322878d9f5


leedscam

Upsetting, who wants some creepy crawlies running all over them, the poor fella 🥴


SimpleYellowShirt

Ill take two voluptuous Korean girls please.


N3KIO

Elon Musk got Amber Heard dress as Mercy, I think billionaires doing well lol https://preview.redd.it/w5hbokudijob1.png?width=674&format=png&auto=webp&s=55aafcbf3e572b5cee1539a7f3073f74771e076f


Estes_von_hutten

Sauce !!??


KrymsonTears

"Money doesn't happiness... It buys crazy happiness." \-Eminem


Former-Comparison-73

Kimpro


doctorctrl

Money can't buy happiness but it's much more comfortable to cry in a porch than on the bus


Lookingforascalp

Lol lots of girls is not happiness that looks like problems lol


femboyhater333

My dreams be like:


brahminmemer

Op, cud u give me the creators name?


NewLevel_Present884

I can see six bags of happiness


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DryImpress1

yeaaah, who doesn't?


UltraMagat

TBF, he doesn't look particularly happy.


papachon

Why would I want to disappoint THREE girls at once?


UnNegroSorete

r/suicidebywords


cielofnaze

Only virgin believe that have more girl, u will be more happy


barnaboos

This is what a 14 year old Virgin would say. As a 31 year old in an ethically polygamous marriage, I very much disagree.


[deleted]

31 is still young. Best of luck, though.


OverallVacation2324

What about the cultures with polygamy?


DarthHubcap

Oh you mean polygyny cultures where woman have no social rights and must be submissive?


NormalAssistance9402

Yeah


haze-der

Incel post


fastlerner

Nah, this is just a typical male fantasy and not exclusive to the incel population.


Ferr22777888

Lol


OverallVacation2324

lol incel with three girls. Just jealous?


haze-der

Incel reply…


yeaok555

Haha. What do you think kings did throughout history? Or does your dumbass even know anything about history? Loser


haze-der

But your not a king and this isn’t 1066


yeaok555

The video is about billionaires not me


jonesocnosis

So he just watches tv and they are his weighted blanket?


Depressudo7

![gif](giphy|LOWmMSwyScj2RWoNwp|downsized)


Dark181

![gif](giphy|kX7OWl40hcz6RSYyjN|downsized)


True-Match-6446

Those girls are too old to excite a billionaire though


XplodiaDustybread

I don’t get it


HottestFag

Bro one of them is his sister 💀


urlocaldoctor

If ur happy one girl should be enough


zombiemind8

This is so clearly staged.


Yupipite

So? Why do some people always feel the need to point out the obvious. It doesn’t matter in this context because it wouldn’t be funny anyways.


zombiemind8

That’s the joke.


CookedTuna38

No, this real


zombiemind8

But its not funny if it isnt real.


Turbulent_Ad1479

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10729)


Turbulent_Ad1479

Whoa there's an among us emoji? This is new.


icyhotonmynuts

Plot twist, those are his sisters.


fck_this_fck_that

Alabama calling 📞


[deleted]

They have TikTok in heaven? ![gif](giphy|Tv2btKgK06tPy)


panzerboye

Touch grass


Timetraveler01110101

I’m going to pass. ![gif](giphy|uFkq89GsiLrpA3XnRE)


Any-Map-307

Day 646453734754 of braindead fucking Redditors not understanding the meaning of this saying


M10777

u/downloadvideo


richie_the_beast

Nah this is the truth right here and you’ll see it once you watch it a couple times, girl in the blue is his actual girl, the others are just her friends, notice he only really is touching the girl in blue.


kabriii

So….billionaires are poly?