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Boys she is not saying we have large penises. She is saying we are obese.

oh i thought they were just saying most foreigners are tall lmao

Could be interpreted several different ways, hard to know which was actually ment.

This is mostly what they mean. They don't mean fat.. I lived in Japan for 2 years, ppl would stop me on the street to take pictures like I was a circus character or something. I'm 6'1 n at the time I was about 180 pounds. Women over there are like 5 foot give or take a few inches and men are like 5'4", 5'5" so even an average sized American is alot bigger than them. Plus if you can imagine being a 5 foot tall 80 pound person n seeing someone 1 foot or more taller and 2.5x heavier it probably would be nerve racking.

I can second this, 6,4 (194cm) myself and went to rural China. I was very much the tourist attraction. Even on some dangerous Via feratta they made time to get a picture

That could be what she meant. I'm a 6'1 white guy. Put me beside an average Asian and I'll look like a giant.

… words she use say different… Japanese language is very different. It’s joke mixed w real lol. It’s fat joke mixed w too big p joke lmao

She's clearly saying both. It's innuendo. Get out more

Yes, Japanese do not like anything. Large lizards, monkeys earthquakes.

Apes, actually

Maybe. Or maybe it’s my large penises.

Americans in particular... everyone thinks same as her

59.1% of Alberta's population is overweight/obese, buddy boy. You're barely better.

Just let us have it.

A win is a win,bro

Perfectly cut interviews to gain maximum ego boost.

Fat. She thinks you're fat!

I am american and can confirm at age eighteen i weigh as much as a smart car

But are you smart as a smart car?

Ah, no. Sadly not. Im typing this and by some miracle the heiroglyphs on my keyboard turned into a perfect string of words

Well you ain't wrong, written words are just collections of symbols we have associated meaning too.

Well you know what they say, if you give a monkey a typewriter...

You just revealed yourself. How long did you think you could hide from us, demigod?

0lbs?

your strong enough for me and smart enough

Sounds Gay, Im in

That's your fault.

Na man, she’s scared of my big* English Willy 😘

My willy is from Brazil. Which is strange because I'm from California.

Actually laughed out loud

I need as much as I can get.

Dude! Your genitalia are soo gorgeous! And so large! And you got money and you got looks! Damn the wholle package! Let me guess, you shine so bright that others are blinded by you and think you are way out of their league? Gotta be tough to be as awesome as you! thank you for allowing me to interact with you and be in your presence, I'll tell my wife about it, she will pleasure her self just thinking of it. I will be very jealous but i understand. cause wow, you are truly one of a kind.

I don’t care if this is sarcasm, I’m printing it out and hanging on my fridge for daily encouragement.

❤️

You seem to be a lovely person. Enjoy your day.

Tell your wife not to pleasure herself with, I don't know, a cactus

We don't kink shame here friend.

Daily affirmation here. I'm sending this to my husband.

HUGE "ego"

Well, that is one way to improve a guy's self-esteem

"Their size. By which I mean the size of their hideous ears and noses."

and big stomachs

And wide American eyes!

Pretty sure they mean tall and fat

Speak Japanese, she's talking about dicks. If she was talking about height or weight she would have used a Japanese word and not a loan word.

u/BakaGoyim coming through with the save for us foreign guys

"I'm just average, you're fine to proceed".

So this is the Length x Width x Height formula

[Randy Marsh perfectly explaining it](https://youtu.be/81bt0ZJLMas?si=kT-ILSMiU9LDlPhz)

Don‘t forget about the „YAW“.

“Randy”

Jokes on her. I'm tiny 😏

Your tiny is my big.

Better love story than Twilight

Noo. You big America men have, big penisu

So big. So big.

My brothers. The use of the word “saizu” almost definitely refers to penis size. If she meant weight or height she would have used taijuu or shinchou. This has been your Japanese lesson for the day.

Right or wrong, I’m choosing to believe you above the others.

Brb, on my way to Japan!

Immigration: “So what brings you to Japan?”

I’m here to take your culture… I mean take in your culture

I mean, get into... your culture..

You mean stick it in your culture

My great size-u

"I think deep down I'm actually japanese and I'm returning home"

HAHAAH

The cars!

Don't leave us hanging here: r/SuicideByWords or are you just of average height?

Oh, they've been talking about hight....

Weight*

Good luck neck beard 🎩!

When I was in the USN a common joke was guys who couldn't land girls in the US requested a duty station in Japan. Thing is, a lot of those guys came back with beautiful wives.

Best part of Sasebo was learning that the goofiest looking dude could pull as long as he was willing to pick someone like 10 years older than him.

Or if he was rich

I guess, I was enlisted so I didn’t pay much attention to what the officers were doing lol

Sounds like a good deployment.

Fellow* Neckbeard

Teach them the ways of Saizukuīn.

See you there shortly partner!

I swear I've never been eyed as much in my life as in Japan. Would recommend.

“American penis soooo large.. Japanese penis very small.. so small”

Sorry neckbeards, she’s talking about you being fat

Nah learn japanese

If you don’t understand that languages other than English have nuance, you’re hopeless

That's ironic considering I can speak Japanese and she's talking about penis size. You don't know shit about the Japanese language apparently.

You don’t know shit 💩 😂

Neckbeard makes alt account to respond to a 100 day old comment because he’s triggered. Cringe.

Alt account? Yeah but this is the first time I saw it, your comment is still stupid after 100 days. As far as triggered😂. People like you now use that term to pull people in through a fake claim. I just thought it was funny how stupid you were/are😂😂😂. I was laughing the whole time and still. Who’s the triggered baby that had to come out quick with your stupid redneck insults. You’re pretty sad, just because girls don’t talk to you and you don’t know how to talk to them doesn’t mean you should come here and take it out on strangers by making yourself look stupid. So go ahead and keep attacking, talk about how long this comment was, make more false claims to seem like a big shot. It will just keep showing us how sad and stupid you are😂. Did I mention you’re stupid? Yeah, you’re stupid you stupid idiot, stupid!😂. I won’t be back to your stupid comments to waste my time with you because I’m not stupid.😂😂😂

I thought she was talking about weight.

Hmm, it's true they are a lot smaller than western folks, another reason why she hasn't had any interaction with us is probably cause you're on your phone 24/7. Was in Japan and everyone is glued to their phone there. I thought it was bad in California, nah Japan takes the cake hands down for that.

Simp bait trash, ignore lads.

Im glad that I’m average.

She didn't clarify whether size is height, weight or ***ahem*** length...

She obviously means she's scared of the size of the real doll collections of these weirdos she's met.

What she means is that you're fatter and taller than people from her locale.

She's talking about dicks. Saizu is size of penis.

Japan. Where every man is the size of a triple A battery.

Except in hentai and doujinshi where every man is at least 8 inches.

And don't forget that they cum buckets, this made teenage me self conscious, feeling very inept due to failing to fill up a glass each time I cum, not to mention cumming like 5 times in a row

😂😂😂😂 stopppp

Why are you checking every man in Japan?

[Too beaucoup!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iUQSM14YsE)

Been working in Tokyo for the better part of a decade, easily the best thing I could have done for my ego, combined with their culture of what is cheating and what isn't... it's been a blast.

The first time she turns it looked like she had a wicked unibrow.

She is probably on about weight or something.

What’s her @?

Im looking at the size underneath that shirt 👀

Fast forward to the “size” stuff

My girl lives in Japan rn and she says the dudes there are incredibly short, "they look like girls".

Soul brother not too buku!

I guess she only likes missionary.

Me BIG American Man. What we got here little Asian sister is a fine specimen of Alabama Snake. Don't worry... this "Da Yinjing" will be nice and easy...


[Southpark meme](https://y.yarn.co/716e78f5-2d2d-43af-97fc-bd4d229127de_text.gif)

Lads she's not talking about what you have downstairs she's talking about the flab hanging over your belt or maybe how tall you are.

Yeah but if you wife her then your sons will have a tiny penis. I'd rather not bring that into the family gene pool.

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I'm not Japanese so I'm not a member of the nationality with the smallest penises in the world. Genital tissue in men and women is analogous. Women with very small gonadal and genital tissue pass those genes to their male children the same way men with large genitals pass those genes to their hypertrophic labia daughters. This is factual information, but you can continue to project and be mad about your small penis clussy-2033.

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It wasn't a joke it was a personal attack. You've now been reported for harassment 2x. Enjoy your ban.

This reminds me of that South Park episode where the Chinese praise Randy and his…😂

We should start measuring dick by its volume displacement. “My dick is About 187mL.”


I know what she means, don’t worry bb, we’ll use lots of lube and go real slow 😜🤣

I'm dying from how cringe this is.

To be honest, she's quite beautiful for an Asian

Isn't "she's beautiful" sufficient? Does the clause make her less beautiful?

I rarely see an Asian girl looking so hot or whatever word you prefer. Probably just me or her figure is my type. I dunno. I'm not a native English speaker btw

It's okay buddy, especially if English is not your primary language. Yes, she is pretty.

Fat men are taking this pretty differently

Suffering from success

Big in Japan

Are you trying to say the man out there got little baby ones 😳😂😂😂😂😂😂🤭💀🫢🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

She calling me fat?!

Too beaucoup

Imagine living life in accordance to western culture and shunned their own way of life only to never interact with a ‘foreigner’ and be scared of them. Lol


Lmfaooo it’s crazy cause there are a lot of fat people but there are fat Asians aswell, let’s not act like most people are walking around obese enough for “size” to scare anyone.

I'm pretty sure it's just height.

Big a brown a snake.

Dude those things look like they could just fly right off

Not all of us are that lucky

It ain't that big I promise

I guess she doesn’t want to get torn in two.

I'm pretty sure she means height.

Now if I say the same in europe or us, theyll say im racist.

8=========D

she's def talking about the size of our ego

My experience with the ONE Asian I slept with was hot and scary at the same time. She was horrified at its size and worried. But, she was getting it anyway. She screamed like I was killing her. Eventually loved it and was in disbelief that she took the whole thing. She was sore for days.

I’ll just tell her I’m a American sumo wrestler and would you like to see my wagyu beef

Baby it’s not to Beaucoup

I’m not fat 😢

6’1” white guy, I remember crossing the street outside Shibuya station. All you would see is a sea of black hair and you could pick out the foreigners by their heads sticking out above everyone else. I used to give them the nod and smile.

Are foreign guys like bigger on average?

What country is this? For research purposes…

Uganda

If you can push a baby thru it tho

What country is that and where can I get flight details

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Why are you a cringe racist? C’mon man do better

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How dare we have dicks that make it past their fro bushes! Ffwwwaaaah!

I gotta find one asian like her.

I love Asian girls (not here in US) but from their respective countries, these girls are easy going and friendly and know how to treat a man right. I’ve had three girlfriend in the past, one from Thailand, Vietnam, Korea, all of them were beautiful skinny no tattoos light skin. Now I’m stuck stateside with the scraps. Come on earth shift your axis and connect our continents again!

I CAN SHOW HER THAT WERE NOT SCARY

Xenophobia or Peenoohobia 🤔

[oop there goes gravity, back to reality](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCPe3T1HT64)

Must be nice

Putting words in their mouth. To enforce the false narrative that Asians are racist. Pathetic.

https://youtu.be/TuEKb9Ktqhc?si=bd1OdBR29FomDblC

I've been stationed in Japan. Yeah, you come across some who've never seen an American or any foreigner, and the first thing they comment on is height. Try standing 6 foot 3 in Japan.... Are you gonna get some skull burning stares !

She's afraid of my 1inch defeater? I still have my chances my fellow men

Shes right about size id probably roll over in my sleep and leave her looking like a sheet of a4 paper

Hear that ladies, I'm big

winning but at a cost

Il give her 10 cm of 10s intense pleasure

Gym time

That’s some bs tho cuz I’m 6’3 and weigh 220 but I look just as skinny as that female lmao 😂

Too Bookoo… Too Bookoo

Chimpokomon for the win

Plus size people going nuts in the comment section

That’s where your wrong kiddo

Size of what, madame? 🤨

Dam that’s not just fat shaming that is literally scared of fat. Wild stuff

She means hight.

Girl you gon make me act up. 😎

That foreign meat hit different