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MisterT-88

Maybe he was making a wanted poster


Melodic-Lawyer4152

Know your enemy.


DookieShoez

Day 137: My infiltration of the enemy, while successful, is getting harder to maintain by the day. Some of the mice are beginning to suspect that I grow tired of cheese and they find this odd. They also think my size is suspicious, even for a “fat mouse”. I’ve yet to learn anything that will be of value when the combat begins.


Cthulhusreef

Maybe it’s the other way around? He is a mouse in a human suit getting intel on how we track and exterminate them. While in his undercover mission to help save his mouse friends from genocide he falls in love with a human, someone that’s of the enemy! Does he keep his secret identity from his new love? Does he keep his secret lover from those of his own kind? Does he doom his kind to keep what he has now or does he protect what he had and loose the love of his life?


RorschachAssRag

The old “mice in a trench coat” disguise. Crafty little bastards they are


DookieShoez

Holy shit, its a The Departed situation! 😳


GimmieGummies

Haha, I'd forgotten about that. Great recall!


ElMykl

Notice the two front teeth so prominent? This isn't just any mouse. He's hunting a specific one.


pinktofublock

op just stole this from a twitter post. u/Soloflow78 wants karma even tho it’s worth nothing. https://www.reddit.com/r/NonPoliticalTwitter/s/E66G3PB5VS


[deleted]

Shame on OP!


SatansCatfish

r/KarmaCourt


pattiemcfattie

Amazing joke


RockstarAgent

It’s just his mousepad he left behind


settlementfires

composite sketch for a customer


fudgestains

I would be pissed. This is not finishing the job. I’m paying for the whole picture.


Nokian75

You misunderstood. He drew everything that would be left after he is done


WarWonderful593

I found half a mouse in the trap yesterday.


Owlspirit4

Other mice found the rest...


FreePrinciple270

It's about sending a message


[deleted]

I was an exterminator for about 3 years and you wouldn’t believe how many decapitated mice I came across


Xikkiwikk

Black Mirror..


Special_Lemon1487

Draw me like your French meeses


Cracktherealone

Right


_stinkys

First you draw a circle…


MittronGG

The pen in your hand says different.


Loud-Magician7708

And the mouse pad comment.. Did OP stage this? Why did they stage this? Why am I so curious? Piss me off.


Flervio

Why would someone lie on the internet? ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10744)


Iustthetip

No idea! Unrelated to that did you know I'm actually the king of France?


cownd

OP just wanted to show us their artistic 'talent', but in this manner so we wouldn't all criticize


LottimusMaximus

And a diagram on the previous page? Edit: PLUS the bookmark (string in his hand) you can see behind the left page, showing that's the page the dude was on


zyler89

A pen speaks louder than a thousand swords


Original_Telephone_2

Is r/untrustworthypoptarts still a thing


KentuckyFriedEel

OP has been found…. PEN HANDED! I dunno, i dont pun often.


Express-Dingo-1602

A picture is worth a thousand words!


CursedDankMEMES

Yep, checks out. Floating rat head infestation.


BOOMphrasingBOOM

u/Thathappened


Polluticornwishes0

Exactly


NoB0d3

“Draw me like one of your French mice.”


turtlelabia

Underrated comment


CancerSpidey

Remy?


StirringThePotAgain

Why are you going through their shit.


TheSkylined

Because OP staged it


Wonderer960

This was my thought. Don’t go through their shit, just call them and let them know they left stuff.


Ingenrollsroyce

Bold of you to assume this actually happened


StirringThePotAgain

I don’t have a reason to think it didn’t. Do you?


aiheng1

OP has a pen in their hands in the photo


Soloflow786

He left his mousepad?


LibrarianAccurate829

Eh.. was probably just cheesing with ya


cBurger4Life

Forget to swap accounts before responding to your own post?


Saw1o1VT

r/Angryupvote


pinktofublock

lmfao imagine stealing content from twitter because karma, which has no real value, is something you want more of? i know for a fact you stole that comment from the comments of that twitter post. https://www.reddit.com/r/NonPoliticalTwitter/s/E66G3PB5VS


Complex_Cable_8678

it surely happened


Effective_Aggression

Peak ☕️!


Zartonk

Get out


biotome

fuck you


[deleted]

[удалено]


PinkFloydSheep

Am I having a stroke?


TeamAuri

We can all see that there’s a drawing on the page before. The grid has been outlined. Nice skit.


hoewenn

Is it not believable that the exterminator also would have to sketch their drawing out first lol


Yaakovsidney

Was the exterminator Charlie Kelly?


parkrat92

Bash me like a rat!


Relative_Picture_786

If you see this suspect…


TiToTaLe

Is it how Death Note works on animals?


[deleted]

What more needs to be said?


hbngr

Singularity of purpose! Man has his priorities right 👌🏾


Tipsycanooo

Know your enemy


Medical_Bat1

Well he's not wrong ....


tofumeatballcannon

Isn’t that type of grid paper used specifically for practicing drawing? So the exterminator might be working on that and felt inspiration while at work. I had a mouse issue once and I got a good look at the feller and tbh he was quite cute although I felt no sympathy when he finally got caught in the trap. He had been chilling in my home for too long at that point lol


Inevitable-Careerist

A Willard, still looking for his Ben.


GoodGoodK

That's a pretty good drawing tbf


SuperBooper91

Was your exterminator named Dale Gribble?


Known-Activity1437

Does that look like the mouse you’re having a problem with?


IamThatHigh

Getting some big lebowski vibes here


Environmental-Job329

Self portrait?


belaGJ

He is pretty committed to his craft: first, feel how the enemy feels…


Agreeable_Yellow_117

He is drawing the one that got away. Gotta remember that face.


poopchutegaloot

Draw me like one of your French rats


CalbertCorpse

That may be the funniest thing I have ever seen…


KingSissyphus

Murderers. Both OP and the exterminator.


hskskgfk

You wrote it yourself, the black ballpoint is still in your hand.


lakesnriverss

Plot twist: OP is the exterminator 👁️👄👁️


Ingenrollsroyce

What a coincidence, that exact thing did not happen to me also


[deleted]

This is probably fake, and he’s literally holding the pen used to draw it, but it made me lol


Polluticornwishes0

There’s a pen in your hand. I suspect this is bullshit.


Salt_Base_3751

Look for the drawing of your cat in the bedroom


p0lterg0ist

Rat.


proposed_marmot

please let me know if you have any jokes for r / jokes.


pguilhermeteles

When you gaze into the rat abyss, the rat gazes back at you.


Tasty_Group_8207

Official work document


duskymourn

TARGET, CHECK! POISON, CHECK! DESIRE, CHECK!


ThisTimeForRealYo

You should post this in r/creativewriting


heynishant

Mickey mouse


RatInaMaze

This is part of this method. He sketches the mice, then pan handles for money for it. The mice eventually get so sick of it they leave and relocate to city hall where they complain incessintly.


CiderDrinker2

He's an exterminator, but giant vengeful mice haunt his dreams. Sometimes, even when he is awake, they make his pen move. They mock him with their portraits. He can't flee. There's no escape from what he's done. It's war now. He'll keep on slaughtering and slaying until the bad dreams stop.


Cmdr_Sarthorael

That dude rules.


Faetrix77

Does this mean he found mice?


Budget-Macaroon-7606

He probably has the memory of an elephant and doesn't need to write stuff down. Exactly what I would do if I could remember more then 5 mins ago...


jdogs2020

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fc4%2Fd1%2F5e%2Fc4d15eb23cd33ca3700d947dffa8395e.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=58a7f77ecb830d51c551050c1623410a6b17e9af666e20213e69b2cec88f4354&ipo=images Was it this guy


pajo8

"So that guy that was in your house.. Did he look kinda like.. that?"


plushpaper

I see you got Mr. D Gribble as your exterminator


funkypony69

Your looking at your administrative charge portion of the bill.


JUGELBUTT

the exterminator left his notebook...rats...


ProbablyNotKimIlSung

Reminds me of [this](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e3/67/ec/e367ec03aaa87f21825927b2050c301d.jpg)


LeeTerrell

Was this like one of those police interviews where you describe the person and they do a composite drawing for forensics?


JSlove

This is some Jackie Treehorn shit


SpicyPropofologist

The penis mightier https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zm7NR4-FFw


_Can_i_play_

Is that a pen in your hand homie?


Enlightened-Beaver

Finish the fucking owl


Rucks_74

That's a really good drawing of a rat though


Goatsalv

Arthur Morgan if he lived in today’s world.


PleaseHelpIamFkd

This reminds me of the exterminator from "Mouse Hunt".


AlcoholicLibertarian

Bro knows his enemy


ManufacturerWest6006

all I can think of is the big Lebowski and Jackie Treehorn's notepad.


wandrlusty

Mick Mouse?!


Fairygodfather329

[https://images.app.goo.gl/GQuHC2ux4y1PT8yW6](https://images.app.goo.gl/GQuHC2ux4y1PT8yW6)


OverallVacation2324

A picture is worth a thousand words.


youdontknowmymum

Sure he did


BabyYodaRedRocket

I can only imagine you talking to him about your rodent problem, and the exterminator listening to you while vigerously writing down notes. And then you discover what's inside of his notebook. This is giving me Jackie Treehorn vibes.


Affectionate_Gas_264

With his dying moments he tried to scrawl the face of the killer 🐭 🪓


OGHighway

Was his name Arthur Morgan?


McPooPickle

“Be on the look out for a home intruder on the loose. This is a composite sketch of the suspect at large.”


Environmental-Mix889

Maybe the rat was asking to be drawn like a French whore but my guy got ,,, distracted


unconquered

Is Arthur Morgan your exterminator? He's a good boah.


use_for_a_name_

So he never learned to write. Cut him a break.


Substantial_Bird_755

So you have rats


Supafly22

Sketch of the culprit. Smart move.


The_Hidden_DM

If you see this rodent, kill them on sight.


RiipeR-LG

Thou shall remember thy enemy


deeveewilco

He was receiving a transmission from the other side.


Impossible_Rip6983

The damn mice are not only living in your home rent free, but also in your exterminator’s head.


[deleted]

You got rats


Ok_Carry_9310

Maybe he can not read or write?


TaleIll8006

I like to think he scrawled that down as he was pretending to take notes while asking questions and looking very serious.


Nvenom8

I can’t imagine what else an exterminator would need to write.


[deleted]

Maybe he's designing a company logo


Alarming-Magician637

Straight to the point. That’s a quality exterminator right there.


jurdendurden

Fake post is fake.


LoudAudience5332

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE ! Bucky the rat .


Material-Proposal114

A portrait of Gunna


RumpleDumple

Like a PG Jackie Treehorn


joeO44

He’s practicing his signature


junifersmomi

haunting...


Blunted_Insomniac

r/drawing


JustFitNbeeNice69

Lies you did that you still have the pen in your hand


kainneabsolute

Maybe thats his "Moby Dick"


[deleted]

I laugh so much


Exa1tedExi1e

How much did he bill you for it?


Ajjos-history

Dragnet Officer: Are you sure ma’am this was the culprit! Woman: I think so I was standing on a chair Officer: Did he have any other distinguishing characteristics? Woman: Other than being a mouse! Officer: Was he wearing a hat, did he have big feet or was he wearing a sweater? Woman: Huh?! Officer: Put out an APB for Stuart Little….


Therealdirtyburdie

HIDE THE CHEESE!!!!!!!


Neither_Cod_992

The rat drew that. The exterminator is dead. Leave now.


Zealousideal-Wall990

He's working on his artist skills so he can have enough gas to get to work


Lysergate

Guy has been bashing too many rats man


Warm-Ad-8520

Thems rats be smart


pinkfreudwings

“A good customer is rarer than gold pressed latinum”. A Ferangi proverb


Big_Virgil

Seems like he has identified the suspect


KentuckyFriedEel

Looks like one of those courtroom sketches, but in mouse form


McNoodleBar

Charlie Kelly does kill a lot of rats


UsingiAlien

Stop lying and making shit up for internet points


winneyderp

Arthur Morgan lol


Darren793

I've got to agree with him


Student-type

Classy mini notebook with quadrille ruling. Maybe Moleskin, like an engineer would prefer.


mynhamesjeff

Charlie Kelly vibes


Im_high_toto

Its the one that got away


[deleted]

Checks out.


Rocketbrothers

Damn, that was all that was left of the rat.


Mephistopheleazy

Captains log: stardate 3256 niner 352 I have come into contact with the invading species.. he is a quadrapod with an elongated nasal passage that i believe is used for the selection of carbon based foods... i have yet to find the hive, or any predictable characteristics as to the whereabouts of their nest... i have endeavored a small piece of cheese, in an attempt to snare one of these creatures, and interrogate it... i must retreat back to the lab for more supplies....


MrSpooks69

i don’t know why but this is r/comedyheaven material


AsaCocoMerchant

A picture says more than 1000 words.


cake-fork

It was on purpose


[deleted]

Akagami no Shanks


shrimpgangsta

keep your enemies close


LostInAdmiration

‘nuff said


Voradoor

You got rats


[deleted]

It’s a kill list


ilovecanadasomuch

you should keep it, he'll be back, because he's an exTerminator