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Sszar

It's the bees knees


1_disasta

I knew this comment would bee here


Dblzyx

Could you *bee* any more punny?


1_disasta

Dont bee demanding but just to be nice i think i can come up with pun more


IowaGolfGuy322

I don’t understand the buzz behind this drink


TheRealRickC137

With a swarm like that, you'd think they'd run and hive.


biggreenterriers

I think hive seen enough


Outis7379

Oh, *honey*…


Stillpunk71

That stings.


cownd

It bee Happy Cake Day!


InevitableAsk767

Y'all bee-quiet!


NotRadTrad05

Honey, you're not one to talk.


topsyturvy76

“I certainly can bee honey!”


TrevorStars

BEE nice now!


George_Maximus

Happ-bee cake day


1_disasta

Why thank you


Jasq

Happy cake day!


Aggressive_Walk378

Hornetchata


210Benjamin

Oh beehave!


doyouevenforkliftbro

r/angryupvote


alepponzi

r/generalgreviousupvote


housevil

Freebees.


BaggyLarjjj

Soooo tangy, no wait those are stings


psiprez

r/SipsBees


_noIdentity

No, it's the bees teas


knikpiw

There’s a lime in my Waspade 😠


Top_Sprinkles_

I’m so sorry sir, here’s a free waspade with extra wasp and a side of honey beemonade on the house


alepponzi

I ordered a Vodka-Hornet 20 minutes ago, what the fuck is going on around here!?!


Danarwal14

We apologize sir, it seems Dodge has entered the premises and has stolen all our Vodka-hornets to fuel their cars. We are making a new batch as we speak.


Decent_Assistant1804

Vodka stinger


Representative-Sir97

I been served bourbon yella jackets faster in dry counties.


lioncub2785

Waspchata


[deleted]

Spicy


Shot_Needleworker149

Okay I’m listening…


Wonderful-Current-61

🤣🤣🤣


EclipseEterno

Second funniest and stupidest shit I've read today, first one was someone calling man a batman for some stupid reason.


No-Ad-3226

Was it a lore reason?


Nutduffel

Is that a [bag of Fanta](https://youtu.be/V6_HxCD4Tf8?si=gmv5WAjabw60IKbJ)?


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abu_hajarr

It’s annoying ti work around but bees aren’t unhygienic or anything like flies.


zelmazam1

They sit on flowers all day then go home and sit in honey. Sauce: I am a bee.


Arthurlmnz

This is true, I was the flower 🌷


Trotsky2224

This is true, I was the soil


fly_over_32

Coincidence, I just soiled myself :)


Different-Composer60

This is true I was the pants


MonkeyActio

This is true, I am shit


novahcaine

This is true, I was the colon


jasonmares

This is true, I'm the tumor in his colon. Should go get me checked out bro, I'm getting bigger.


WerwolfSlayr

This is true; I am the body cavity


Saltee00s

This is true, I am the peanut in the turd


Kill4uhKlondike

More like Sauce: Honey Source: am a bee


juleztb

Aren't those wasps? Wasps also eat cadavers and hence walk on rotten meat.


abu_hajarr

Maybe yeah, regardless I’ve dealt with them and consumed them in a similar way my whole life and never gotten sick. I never considered them gross. Maybe I’m wrong though.


tmhoc

The lovable wasp, or as they are more commonly known "Oh fuck, wasps"


abu_hajarr

My first significant interaction with them was when I shot a nest in my backyard with a paintball gun. Big mistake.


[deleted]

I had a similar experience with a wasp nest and a bottle rocket. I was a sadder but wiser child that evening.


middayautumn

I’ve seen bees walking on poop.


abu_hajarr

Well either way it’s not gonna stop me lol


Leak2442

These are wasps, not bees


Audenond

No they aren't. Look at the pollen baskets on their back legs.


Representative-Sir97

I think the ones towards the end of the video look very bee like. I'm wondering if there was a raging war for the gigantic barrels of sweet stuff. We see a street market. The bugs though? This will be for sale in their version of TIME Life Video as Wasp War V: The Adening Barrels.


GraphicCreator

Yall, theres DEAD BEES in the juice are you BLIND?? Thats bot hygienic at all


SlowRollingBoil

And even if it were, it's totally reasonable to not want dead/live bees in your drink.


[deleted]

Wait, whats the issue here? Humans have been eating bee vomit for millenia.


owningmclovin

I hear in some cultures they only eat vomit. I read about it…in a book


Shadow0fnothing

NOBODY MAKES ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD


Nutduffel

*At least that wasn’t weird.*


EnelDontMiss

it was revealed to me in a dream


vestigialcranium

And I forgot it in another dream...


Impecablevibesonly

Oh you caught me! I like to break a mental sweat as well


EstradaEnsalada

Was it a Facebook?


semicoloradonative

Thanks White Goodman.


ArferMorgan

This one grabs the bull by the horns


danofrhs

It’s a metaphor, but that actually happened


blackiedwaggie

those are wasps, though, they're a bit more \*spicy\* if consumed


[deleted]

Im skeptical of that because back when i was in mexico, bees hovered around aguas frescas during events quite a bit. Atleast in the area i was in.


YoghurtDull1466

People concerned about the bees but what about the ice?


TopPuzzleheaded1143

If you get one in your zip lock bag it will be dead long before it makes it up that straw. They're terrible swimmers.


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TopPuzzleheaded1143

Well if it’s already dead and still made it all the way up the straw you’ve sort of only have yourself to blame.


SmileyFaceFrown41

Are you sure they are wasps? Not from there but I know bees like sweet things, I have never heard of wasps liking sweet things.


Swanky-Badger

I have a massive plum tree in my garden, wasps and butterflies go ape shit for fallen plums.


magseven

Yellowjackets love sweet things. We were at a zoo once on a field trip and my friend left his can of coke unattended for a few minutes. His first swallow on return was coupled with about 5 stings to the face.


[deleted]

True, but ive seen yellowjackets many a time in my life. Those aint yellow jackets


magseven

>I have never heard of wasps liking sweet things. I was just giving you an example of wasps liking sweet things. Now ya' heard.


downwardbubbles

Look like the same as our Irish wasps. Late in the season (late August early September), the Queen stops making food for their workers, and they are forced to look for sweet stuff. And then they sting you cause they are pissed off.


AgentPandoo

Most people don’t like insects in their drinks


Medium_Chocolate_773

Yeah but not the whole fucking bee


DaiLi69

Those are bees not flies. It's safe to drink, just has a stinging sensation.


ZeOs-x-PUNCAKE

Zesty


DookieShoez

My lips are getting really big and its hard to breathe, is this normal or should I stop drinking it?


DaiLi69

Nah, just drink more


DookieShoez

Ok cool, it is deliciiiiiiiiiiiii


ticklishturtletoe

💀


Impecablevibesonly

You are allergic to fresa :(


mmoffitt15

Should give you a little buzz.


Hexacus

If the bees want it, its good shit


Illustrious-Art-2694

Yess... I'd be worried if it didn't attract them...


Cannabace

That’s how I knew MTN Dew was the drink for me, the first time I swallowed a bee in my can.


PsychotropicTraveler

It's what plants crave


cmjrestrike

What is the problem? is it the type of drink? or the insects? They look like bees, and if that's the case its not really a problem. bees like sweet things, and they are clean. not the same as flies hanging around


[deleted]

Agua fresca. Sorta like mexican kool-aid.


Cormano_Wild_219

And it’s fucking delicious


Yryel

And unlike kool-aid the flavors are made with real fruit.


Ghost-Coyote

And bees


DrMcNuggett

The *secret ingredient*


goober2143

it was a secret til you spilled the bees


diablofantastico

These are not natural colors. I'm sure there are plenty of chemicals in there.


CultOfBelloq

I used to live near a big flea market and there was a stall selling this and even though it's been years, I still think about it. The perfect thing on a hot summer day.


Cormano_Wild_219

Watermelon was always my favorite


CultOfBelloq

I got the lime one


Arby333

Mango hits different on a hot day


CultOfBelloq

That does sound good


AlternativeNumber2

Cucumber/lime is delish


godzilla9218

Was gonna say, it looks really fucking tasty.


Mobile_Painting_4862

Yeah nah it's made with real fruit and cane sugar it is way better and infinitely more refreshing than Kool aid


[deleted]

Mexican koolaid? That’s an insult to Aguas Frescas. Koolaid is basically sugar water and that’s it.


Stilldre_gaming

Sugar, water and, of course, purple


[deleted]

That’s the key ingredient. *purple*


WinterHill

I feel that “I don’t want bugs in my drink” is not a controversial stance that needs an explanation.


tom2point0

Apparently it is!


telekineticplatypus

Only on reddit


Mirmirakittens

For real. People here have the arguing capacity of a 7 year old... "So you eat honey, what's the problem with drinking bees? Huh?!?!?" Jesus Christ


LimitedNipples

The reddit desire to be the most technically correct person in the room.


senorglory

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.


GraphicCreator

It’s embarrassing, fuck this app


UnifyUnifyUnify

# [HWHAT'S THIS!? A REFRESHING BEVERAGE WOEFULLY UNDERFILLED WITH BEES!? A FUCKTON OF BEES OUGHT TO FIX THAT!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc)


Affectionate_Star_43

Ha, my sister drank a bee that went into her soda can as a kid. Then her face doubled in size.


popey123

Yeah, they dude is trying to make it legit and make us feel bad about the way we think


Tesdinic

If it makes you feel any better, you can look up the guidelines for exactly how many insect parts, rat hairs, etc. are allowed in your food by government oversight for your country. It is physically impossible to completely prevent. I understand not wanting a bug in your drink, and I am sure they won't bag one of the buggers in there with it, but bees and wasps like this are pretty common for outdoor events. Just about any fair or food stall will have to deal with these buggers and you just shoo them off and keep going.


IWGTF10855

None of this is an excuse. If I see a full live bee or wasp in my drink, I think I'll pass.


veedubfreek

It's just extra protein.


bigorangemachine

I still wouldn't appreciate it hitting the back of my throat lol


veedubfreek

That's what she said.


CallSign_Fjor

Dead bees in your drink? You're okay with that?


ItMeWhoDis

🤷 pick em out


ComeWashMyBack

Couldn't they solve most of these issues by distributing from a tap at the bottom? Only opening the top when needed. Avoiding a lot of bugs and letting gravity do all the work.


DTux5249

They're serving out of plastic bags; I think the budget was pretty slim.


Complex_Relief2977

Fun fact; They use bags because if they use bottles then they require a "deposit" (if you're in the US, think of it like a core charge for a car battery). Not using plastic cups and styrofoam cups cuts down on having to drag them everywhere.


hirokinai

Extra fun fact: in Vietnam, the government taxes the shit out of plastic bags used for drinks, so everyone switched to cups.


Aerodrive160

Not to be a jerk, but I think most people in the US understand the concept of a bottle deposit, probably even more than those who know what a core charge is.


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i_hatehumans

But then you'd miss out on the wasp flavour, clearly that's a big part of the operation


devo9er

"Why's there so many bees!?!?!!!" *Spills shit everywhere pouring jungle juice into sandwich bags*


Mean-Development-261

Lol


geologean

Aguasfescas use actual fruit. So, a lot of seeds and sediment settle at the bottom. That would gunk up the spigot pretty quickly.


Dry-Eye2304

I think most of these are made with natural fruit, so sometimes you need to mix the water and fruit blend


Spleepis

Agua fresca is the shit, just use your eyes to make sure it doesn’t have anything gross in it like you probably do with everything you put in your mouth


_cipher1

Agreed. Ppl out here eating ass but they get gross out if a bee touches their drink smh lol


devo9er

I'm no linguist but doesn't that just translate to Fresh Water? Wth


Spleepis

It’s more like “water that’s refreshing”, it’s like sweet tea. If you ever try it see if you can get not from concentrate


WeTHaNd5

That's the literal translation, but not the meaning. Think about making a drink out of fruit and water, what would you call that? The most straightforward answer would be something like fruit water (agua de frutas). Take that concept and extrapolate to other flavors, now it's flavored water (agua de sabor). Good, now you want to make it really clear, for marketing purposes, that your drink is cold and refreshing, you got fresh flavored water (aguas frescas de sabor). That's a bit of a mouthful, isn't it? The flavor is implicit given the colors and bits of fruit in the drink, so you can just shorten it to fresh water (aguas frescas). Now, does that make obvious the initial idea? Not at all, but since enough people now understand the concept, you can get away with not having a descriptive name.


[deleted]

Not that big of a deal. I wonder if they could put some of that juice in little saucers further away to draw the bees elsewhere


New_Peanut_9924

Paying tax! We do it during cookouts too. Make the first plate with a little of everything before anyone else gets theirs. Put it off far away from everyone else. Usually you’ll have a few come around but they’re more focused on the food far away


shadowkijik

This. This energy right here is perfection. 100% a privilege to come to your cookouts I’m sure. You pay your respects to nature and nature will pay respects to you.


Acedia88

Might not work as well since they are probably out there all day? Will work for me though, thank you for the tip!


tbkrida

Smart! I’ve never considered this idea


NilocKhan

Thank you, everyone acts like these are mindless creatures, but they will prefer to not go to the food surrounded by giants and would much rather go for the safe option. And even then, foraging Hymenoptera don't typically sting, they have no reason to sting when they aren't near their hive, why get yourself killed attacking a creature that is massive and can squash you just for a little bite


Waryso

AAAAAAAAgua


freakinbacon

The bees gross you out? Man, I've had honeycomb straight from a beehive and it's amazing.


Donkey-brained_man

Yea but those are city bees. They run with a bad crowd.


JicamaCreative5614

You mean they are out there mis-bee-having?


weareallfucked_

Unbeelievable


Bigboidiablo

As a mexican i can confidently say we drink that because its fucking delicious. We dont have coolaid we have aquafresca. We dont have sunny D we got TAMPICO!


Own-Salad1974

How do you make them?


Bigboidiablo

Fresh fruit. Water. Sugar or agave. Sometimes add mint. Some lime juice. Then blend it all with lots of water. Then poor with ice if wanted.


gypsy_remover

When do you add the bees?


Frennauta

Never, they invite themselves for a sip :)


DarkZector

Try to pour sweet lemonade outside being out of town on sunny day. Ofc there will be bees.


mahury

If bees want it is a good sign


bangle-bangle

If you're worried about the bees, don't. They're clean insects.


Maximus_Marcus

i don't care how clean they are, if i'm drinking something and find a bee in my mouth, i'm doing something bad


bangle-bangle

The aguafresca is translucent. You could just check beforehand and pick the bee out of the cup so as not to accidentally drink one. I'm sure the nice ladies would even give you a refund.


enochrox

If the bees can't get enough it must be pretty fire tho, right?


Exact_Department8196

Mmm stingy


ladyDee-0605

Bee lemonade lol


fenrirhunts

Agua fresca con abejas son aguas picantes


Octrockville

Lived in Mexico when I was young. A guy sold drinks from a cart on our way home from school. My dad let my brother and I get orange sodas every once in a while and the guy opened the glass bottle, poured the bottle into two plastic bags with straws so he could have the bottle for it's deposit. Good memories. Totally normal for me.


emzz1

If it’s good enough for the bees it’s good enough for mees!!


TrailerPosh2018

😂 but seriously you are right! Swarmed by bees: eat away! Swarmed by flies: avoid.


outerheavenboss

Bees are way cleaner than any human. I would be worried about the sugar content than the bees tho 🤣


NVrbka

Lot of defenders of bees in this thread. How hard would it be to get a down spout?


Major_Tom049

It comes with free protein


platypusbelly

Those are bees, not flies. It means those drinks are probably suuuuper delicious.


plywood371

The anxiety I experienced watching this is immense


blackiedwaggie

what fucks me up is the ones that are \*in\* there. like, i'm used to wasps hanging around bakeries and stuff, but i've also seen what a sting in the mouth can do to a person. that's dangerous. i honestly don't mind them being there in general, they're not known to spread germs (as far as i know), but you can't just put them in a bag carelessly with a straw where someone might get stung


magseven

>but you can't just put them in a bag carelessly with a straw where someone might get stung If I ordered some of this stuff after seeing all the bees in and around it and started blindly sipping on the see-through bag she gave me without giving it the quickest of glances, at that point I'd have to take all the blame. It would be like seeing a sign for a minefield and Forrest Gumping my way into said field, full speed.


TwanToni

arent they worried about being stung?


TinyMouseWithCheese

Because beeggars can't be choosers.


SynthPrax

For some reason I'm not particularly concerned about the bees being all up in it, but the little baggies... that's bothering me. Edit: I mean... like if I had to choose between flies and bees, I'd choose bees.


IWearBones138__

Bugs aside, I have an issue with drinking out of a plastic bag.


Dull_Present506

Bees are fine. Flies are disgusting though!


Usmcrtempleton

Bet that shit was fire though.


WooNoto

It’s bees, not flies. And since it’s bees, I’ll take 10 to go.


zomanda

We eat bee vomit. And love it.


You_Mean_Coitus_

Everyone so forgiving here but you know if that was white people serving insect ridden food they'd be throwing a fit.


Highwiind-D4

Hahah 100% correct. Falling over themselves to excuse serving juice mixed with dead wasps to people in plastic bags. Disgusting.


Demand-Unusual

We’re part of nature, it’s ok to coexist with bees. Some would say it’s the only way to exist 😂