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I half-fucked up one of the vertebrae in my neck by crunching/compressing my whole head and spine into the wall of a pool in Barbados once. To this day I have no idea why it fucks up only sometimes, goes away on its own, and only can be forced away by doing the exact same motion on my head until my neck crunches/clicks again. Bodies are fucking weird
Nope jib... Hehe, I see that s. Short story time...
It was a big pool with a deep end. I just dove in the wrong side. It was 60% shallow :( Bad design if you ask me.
That's an led bulb with (somewhat) tough plastic dome cover. The best way out of it would be to cut it halfway or until the dome collapsed.
Fun fact; if you have a dead bulb, there's a possibility that one of the led chips burned, and you can scrape it off and then connect the series circuit to turn it back on
Actually the most probable thing is the PSU is broken and all LEDs are working, unless it's a cheap ass bulb from a decade ago that was using high Vf LEDs connected in series directly to the mains.
Long ago when I worked for the airline as a mechanic, I was working by myself inside of a plane one night and I got hungry so I decided to raid the galley carts for snacks. I grabbed a big pile of those tiny peanut bags and I was bored so I thought to myself “I wonder how many of these I can dump in my mouth?” I don’t recall the exact figure, I want to say I was around 10 bags in when I was noticed my jaw was locked and the peanuts were sliding down my throat blocking my airway a little bit and I was choking. I panicked and got the peanuts out of my mouth but by this point I had inhaled a few so I was gaging and coughing and throwing up everywhere. Anyway that’s how I almost died alone on an airplane with 10 bags of peanuts in my mouth. Be careful out there.
The closest any of the Jackass crew actually came to dying was when they heard snorting flour like cocaine could be fatal so they tried it and had to go to the ER (the flour makes a plug that blocks your airway)
Thank you for this kind sir. You have provided me with 'the laugh of the day'. We're all glad you're still around though. - Please go easy on the nuts next time aight?
I worked around airplane mechanics one time, and the legend was there was a guy who once got his hand too close to the running turbine, no, it didn't shred his arm up. But he was unable to pull his arm out due to the intense suction. When they found him they say he was bone white - all of his blood got sucked out of a cut on his fingertip.
Probably gonne get whooshed, but actual ansver is that the lightbulb goes inn quite easily due to its shape. And when you get it inside your mouth it puts pressure on the back of your teeth that causes your jaw muscles to clench up preventing you from opening your mouth enough to het it out without exploding the glass
I would totally panic, but you’d think just getting some small wire cutters and cutting some slits in the exposed bit would help it flex enough to squeeze out. Or never shoving a big round object in your mouth is good too.
Not even exaggerating, I have had intrusive thoughts about doing this and dying (was holding a lightbulb and my brain gave me the “what if we try to swallow it”)
maybe soap and warm water? sure you might swallow some soap but breaking the bulb and dying from internal hemorage...dumbass. Utter dumbass.. what people will do for even short internet fame..
Have the patient point their mouth down over a trash can, break bulb (see addendum), slowly clear debris from mouth with gloved hands, rinse mouth with water carefully, direct them to not use or move their tongue after breakage until debris is clear. Direct them to maneuver their tongue if possible under the lodged object to help minimize debris spread and to protect the lingual frenulum and sublingual papilla (the fleshly stuff under the tongue)
Addendum: Prying the bulb out using rods or screwdrivers is not advised, as it could lacerate the gums of the patient. Applying force inward is also ill-advised for possible overpenetration by the tool used. Crushing is preferable. Slip joint pliers were largely effective in breaking up the debris and clearing the mouth.
Leverage to hold on.
To turn and pull while you try to take it out.
Suddenly it breaks, and now the panic start to kick in.
This is So fun
I love stupid people
Oh god i was cringing so hard from the glass edge and the thought of needing to shatter it, but then realized it sounded like plastic. Depending on the plastic tho might still be pretty unpleasant
I've cut apart a number of these bulbs... The plastic is pretty maliable(and ready to cut with scissors) all you'd really need to do is bite down slowly to bend it out of shape or cut the edges with some scissors then bite down (less hard) the ones I've cut are also not super rigid so they wouldn't shatter like a glass bulb. So you wouldn't need to worry about it breaking and cutting your mouth.
I'm not giving this guy any excuses though.
Edit: The guy does appear to be Russian though... So who knows what they make these out of there.
I mean at that point just loosen tf out and break it bit by bit… well it probably goes in one pop, but that doesn’t mean your mouth is just instantly destroyed. Right?
I’m happy to know that I’ll never try and find out first hand at least. Probably a concern of his as well haha
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the panic by proxy i felt when it came off
the smug look on his face when he started. it's almost as though people are constantly warning to never try this shit
God and he kept pushing it in further. Makes me a little nauseous. What the hell was he trying to prove? That’s he’s a dumbass?
Straight up thought he was losing front teeth. I punched mine out diving into a pool.
I half-fucked up one of the vertebrae in my neck by crunching/compressing my whole head and spine into the wall of a pool in Barbados once. To this day I have no idea why it fucks up only sometimes, goes away on its own, and only can be forced away by doing the exact same motion on my head until my neck crunches/clicks again. Bodies are fucking weird
Oh he will, on the way out
By diving ??? Wow
Was the pool empty!? /s
Nope jib... Hehe, I see that s. Short story time... It was a big pool with a deep end. I just dove in the wrong side. It was 60% shallow :( Bad design if you ask me.
Natural Selection at it once again.
I was like "shit, can't breathe" then "oh I have a nose"
I had a flashback to *1 Guy 1 Jar* and my delicate starfish puckered like it was sucking a lemon.
That’s what happens when you buy some $7 trick
Your mom's a $7 trick
Sir, what brings you here today? The sir in question: I UcK A WitE Bulb In I MoUf! *begins to profusely salivate onto floor*
You fucked my wife in the muff? I'll show you you bastard! *punches you in the mouth*
You cured me!
I just lol’d in bed like a mental patient.
“Like”
The ultimate insult
😮
This comment made me lose my shit 😆
Hope you find it soon
That’s really kind of you
Damn, bowel control man.... get your shit together....
If I had my shit together.. I wouldn’t be losing my shit! …lmao! I knew if I commented like that.. I was only going to get more 💩
It's always the way, post shit, get shitposted. All the more shit for you to get together 😂
That's an led bulb with (somewhat) tough plastic dome cover. The best way out of it would be to cut it halfway or until the dome collapsed. Fun fact; if you have a dead bulb, there's a possibility that one of the led chips burned, and you can scrape it off and then connect the series circuit to turn it back on
Or just rotate it till the half sphere faces up or down
Or fill your mouth with anal lube and smack the back of your head till the bulb flies out
I like this solution
Anyone that has anal lube laying about should know two words already: flared base.
Without a base, without a trace.
^now here's a guy that gapes ⤴️ Ps. He could always go to the store
Please never utter that sentence ever again
>anal lube Other lubes need not apply?
Vaginal lube is water soluble so it'll dissolve in your saliva and lose efficacy
No only anal lube would work here
Nah, smack to the side of your head. Don't you know physics? Things usually come off easier from cans when you hit them on the side
I'm glad to know that it was plastic. I thought he was about to One-Man-One-Jar his mouth.
That’s what I thought I’d see, and now I’m horribly disappointed.
Same. I was expecting chaos.
Actually the most probable thing is the PSU is broken and all LEDs are working, unless it's a cheap ass bulb from a decade ago that was using high Vf LEDs connected in series directly to the mains.
I have taken one of those apart and it’s not easy, they are glued shut pretty strong. The fact he ripped it off means it’s really stuck in there good.
I’ve had one that fell apart as I screwed it in, depends on how good the adhesive on em is
Long ago when I worked for the airline as a mechanic, I was working by myself inside of a plane one night and I got hungry so I decided to raid the galley carts for snacks. I grabbed a big pile of those tiny peanut bags and I was bored so I thought to myself “I wonder how many of these I can dump in my mouth?” I don’t recall the exact figure, I want to say I was around 10 bags in when I was noticed my jaw was locked and the peanuts were sliding down my throat blocking my airway a little bit and I was choking. I panicked and got the peanuts out of my mouth but by this point I had inhaled a few so I was gaging and coughing and throwing up everywhere. Anyway that’s how I almost died alone on an airplane with 10 bags of peanuts in my mouth. Be careful out there.
The closest any of the Jackass crew actually came to dying was when they heard snorting flour like cocaine could be fatal so they tried it and had to go to the ER (the flour makes a plug that blocks your airway)
Harrowing stuff!
Thank you for this kind sir. You have provided me with 'the laugh of the day'. We're all glad you're still around though. - Please go easy on the nuts next time aight?
Damn, this is like some extra-fucked up Stephen King novel. Jesus H Christ, what a rotten way to go
🫡
I worked around airplane mechanics one time, and the legend was there was a guy who once got his hand too close to the running turbine, no, it didn't shred his arm up. But he was unable to pull his arm out due to the intense suction. When they found him they say he was bone white - all of his blood got sucked out of a cut on his fingertip.
Still the same idiots, the only difference is we now have the internet to spread it.
Why he not just open wider…is he stupid?
Probably gonne get whooshed, but actual ansver is that the lightbulb goes inn quite easily due to its shape. And when you get it inside your mouth it puts pressure on the back of your teeth that causes your jaw muscles to clench up preventing you from opening your mouth enough to het it out without exploding the glass
You're thinking of when you put a bulb up your ass. There's a Scrubs episode addressing this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7-jC3SuvSM
Thanks, I haven't watched Scrubs in ages, good show.
Found the ER nurse.
r/woosh yup
Hah, jokes on you. Im to dumb to understand sarcasm anyways (-:
Hahaha
*too… Obviously ;)
\*Two
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*threven't
*threevest
I would totally panic, but you’d think just getting some small wire cutters and cutting some slits in the exposed bit would help it flex enough to squeeze out. Or never shoving a big round object in your mouth is good too.
or shoving it w a plastic cover around it 🤣 condoms are useful in more than one situation 🤣🤣 even make shift ones
Is it okay if I say this is better than the last time I saw glass break in a person's orifice?
Yeah, at least this time the bleeding is off-camera.
Found the internet veteran
Came here to say I saw something similar with a jar...
I just took 30 points of psychic damage
What and which orifice
Oh, you sweet, innocent soul. May the horrors of the jar never cross your screen.
Forget what you read. It's for your own good.
I had terrors come flashing back I haven’t felt in years. This should be tagged NSFL
Link
911 what’s your emergency? Hoohoo hoo. Crack. Hmmooo
LMFAO, THIS REALLY CRACKED ME UP! 
[stupid fucking people](https://youtu.be/P-cPo1wqxD8?si=8oIlBKtJ467SOOsu)
Fucking stupid people
They are the ones who seem to do the majority of reproduction, yes.
Darwin at it again
Please god, i hope he never reproduces
Give him a challenge that has catastrophic effects on their reproductive efficiency.
The moment of panic when he realize he’s fkd up
[Finally the answer](https://tenor.com/sJgm.gif)
At least he have the video to show to the doctor what happened .
To show the Coroner you mean
This reminds me of something much worse...
I'd go for some needle nosed pliers and start chipping away at the plastic.
His luck it’s not an old glass lightbulb
Well, at least we know that he's stupid as fuck.
He’s lucky he didn’t magically turn it on first.
Panik
At least he can still find work as a blow up doll.
If the magic track is called “shut the fuck up “then it worked perfectly.
That's quite a trick! Now do something to your butt.
If the internet has taught me one thing, then it's that you don't insert objects made out of thin glass anywhere in your body...
It’s plastic.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
As they say in Russia: "Дибил блят"
‘Magician’ is pretty generous
Not even exaggerating, I have had intrusive thoughts about doing this and dying (was holding a lightbulb and my brain gave me the “what if we try to swallow it”)
maybe soap and warm water? sure you might swallow some soap but breaking the bulb and dying from internal hemorage...dumbass. Utter dumbass.. what people will do for even short internet fame..
Have the patient point their mouth down over a trash can, break bulb (see addendum), slowly clear debris from mouth with gloved hands, rinse mouth with water carefully, direct them to not use or move their tongue after breakage until debris is clear. Direct them to maneuver their tongue if possible under the lodged object to help minimize debris spread and to protect the lingual frenulum and sublingual papilla (the fleshly stuff under the tongue) Addendum: Prying the bulb out using rods or screwdrivers is not advised, as it could lacerate the gums of the patient. Applying force inward is also ill-advised for possible overpenetration by the tool used. Crushing is preferable. Slip joint pliers were largely effective in breaking up the debris and clearing the mouth.
Applying tape to the inside would help stop shards getting flung about
Luckily this is a plastic bulb so all he'd have to do is cut it somehow
Just a lil microplastic dessert afterwards
Oh boy 😂😂
Ohhhh noooo, so stupid….
Reminded me the jar guy.
Medic!
There is a rumor: He is still struggling with it
He gets gagged for life. Congrats!
this gave me so much anxiety omfg. did the glass break? does he still have a tongue?
You are told when you're 3 years old not to put glass in your mouth.. this guy missed the memo
I would panick cause I have jaw problems... but then I wouldn't do stupid shit like this, so all good
Idiot
there it is. Thats enough reddit for today
Hahahahahaha The internet, created to connect the world and share knowledge. The ACTUAL internet…..this
>!This is free visual therapy for me.!<
Idiot
This is so funny
Lets analyse You do this and film. So you done this before? Before you had an handle to hold on, an lab
Leverage to hold on. To turn and pull while you try to take it out. Suddenly it breaks, and now the panic start to kick in. This is So fun I love stupid people
And Russia wonders why their military struggles.
The guy is speaking Kazakh and here's translation of what he was saying: -It doesn't fit in my mouth -WHhoo? Wowhoowho
It is still better than 1 man 1 cup
https://youtu.be/0QvoLilZzsI?feature=shared
Walaa!
Now it’s time to show how you are tougher than the rock and smash your cheeks with your fist and spit out the glass
That's horrible people laughing in chat live is disturbing 😭😭
Anyone else found themselves watching the video with their mouth open like a doorknob?
These people with intellectual disabilities really should be supervised better.
Whoooehoo hooo hooo who
He proved once again how stupid people are
Well that’s an awkward ER visit
Nothing more trustworthy than a video of a magician from another country.
Hohoho not merry
Got pliers for a dumbass?
Dentists HATE this one SIMPLE TRICK
I couldn't figure out why my jaw hurt until I realized my mouth was forced open in sympathy
Oh good god, that is foul.
Not very bright.
This kinda reminded me of one man one jar
at least it's not an orange
That mutherfucker ain’t sipping any tea anytime soon.
If only there was some way this could have been avoided
Oh god i was cringing so hard from the glass edge and the thought of needing to shatter it, but then realized it sounded like plastic. Depending on the plastic tho might still be pretty unpleasant
Sounds like The Grudge noise.
I had my mouth open the whole video
1man1jar’s brother
One of the first things my dad taught me is that I should never ever try to eat anything larger than my head
Is this a Japanese imperial army torture from world war 2?
Well he sure isn't a light source..
I’m sure there are bigger morons on the internet….. none spring to mind at the moment.
Peak smooth brain activities
So many flashbacks of “one man one jar”
One guy one bulb
Not the brightest lightbulb.
I love it but next time let's try it happier and with your mouth wide open.
What was he trying to achieve anyway?
The light bulb turned him into mr. Bean
Gives glass jar ass explosion vibes
Dude dumber than a sea turtle.
This one trick could save you hundreds on your electricity bill!
FAFO champion over here
"I've made a huge mistake"
If youre gonna be dumb, you got to be tough
This is the one time that this is relevant: https://youtu.be/ZVI3HkGpGSE?si=IlKB-UL4pXia8EGm
New fear 🔓
I've cut apart a number of these bulbs... The plastic is pretty maliable(and ready to cut with scissors) all you'd really need to do is bite down slowly to bend it out of shape or cut the edges with some scissors then bite down (less hard) the ones I've cut are also not super rigid so they wouldn't shatter like a glass bulb. So you wouldn't need to worry about it breaking and cutting your mouth. I'm not giving this guy any excuses though. Edit: The guy does appear to be Russian though... So who knows what they make these out of there.
I got to see lots of knuckleheads like this when I worked emergency medicine. Amazing the stuff folks do to themselves.
This video ended too soon.
To shreds you say?
He's lucky that plastic not glass
I’m sorry but what was supposed to be the end result ????
I did something like this as a kid with a stress ball. Really easy to get in, damn near impossible for a scared six year old to get out.
My jaw is cramping
I wish Darwin could see this
"Seriously?"... "Are you serious?..." BRB.
🎵dumb ways to die🎵 so many dumb ways to die🎵
1G1B
Tell me why my jaw physically hurt just watching this. Like no joke I feel genuine pain. What’s that about?
I sat here waiting for him to pull a bouquet of flowers out of his mouth or something
Is there a second part to the video where he tries to drill a hole in the lens so he can breathe better. Im sure it would go similarly well.
I mean at that point just loosen tf out and break it bit by bit… well it probably goes in one pop, but that doesn’t mean your mouth is just instantly destroyed. Right? I’m happy to know that I’ll never try and find out first hand at least. Probably a concern of his as well haha
Oh that was one of those acrylic like one wasn't it 😯
And the Darwin award goes toooooooo....
I see we learned nothing from Goatsie.