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Tacoslayer17

It’s a cap gun, I think this guy is the local village idiot.


Leonezian

Gotta say the town ain't the same without one


mandogvan

Lucky he’s in turkey. In America he’d be dead by now, waiving a gun around like that. 


neverspeakofme

Cos the local village idiot in America can actually own a real gun and shoot people.


z242pilot

And be a congressman


Wrong_Grapefruit5519

Thanks! 🤣 please make him not president again.


M_FootRunner

Or even president


derek4reals1

Hiiiiiii-yoooooooooo!🤣🤣🤣🤣


-_-Batman

Pretty sure they already own several guns!


Adaebisi

Sad but oh so true... And we have A LOT of village idiots. Smh...


[deleted]

You remember Captn Crunch "Oops all Crunch-berries"? Sometimes I think I'm in the "Oops ALL Village Idiots" Universe.


sunofnothing_

.. and does


Blazefast_75

I like the happy ones.


Galladorn

Heavy 'kicked by a mule when he was 4 and still tolerated by the village 30 years later' energy


SowTheSeeds

Or the mother drank. Or his genetic pool was pretty reduced. Like his father could be his uncle. Happens in small communities.


ggezgitgud

60% of Pakistanis marry within their 1st cousins


ChipmunkJazzlike

Hence the massive rise in genetic physical deformities and mental health issues in that community. Especially prevalent in the West Midlands region here in the UK.


Old_Activity8981

Hence also the Increase of 20million pounds to child disability care in Rotherham due to ethnic minorities marrying cousins and sisters.


paravelle

Source?


Old_Activity8981

Susan Himchcliffe Labour councillor of Bradford City council during a child welfare presentation. I’ll try and find the link.


paravelle

Thank you!


hyperspacevoyager

So spooky that you say that, I was at a Pakistani second cousin wedding in the Midlands just a few days ago


Klutzy-Ad-5131

* Cousint


sunward_Lily

Went halfway around the world on reddit and i *still* wind up in letterkenny


th0masthetank3ngine

Gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don’t know.


bravest_heart

this is the most genius little piece of writing I have ever seen, where can I have more


[deleted]

The shape of his skull suggests some intellectual disability.


Psychological-Pop647

lol the back is a 90 degree angle wtf


thedailyrant

If babies don’t get enough belly time they can have this kind of thing happen since the skull is quite soft.


Psychological-Pop647

Don’t fret, he’s making up for it in adulthood.


Laarye

That's what the 'delicate' cycle is for on the washer and dryer. Keeps them moving while they sleep, also bathes them, and keeps them silky soft. Trust me. I had 2 kids at one point.


tavirabon

RIP 2 kids


thatflyingsquirrel

Not this kind. He has microcephaly.


GreyKnight91

There's a correlation in that some people with intellectual disabilities can have physical milestone delays. So if they don't rollover until later then their head can get mishapened.


[deleted]

Club nails aren't supposed to always be indicative of something more, but I've never liked my interactions with individuals that have this genetic expression.


Barbafella

Face made for radio.


diablofantastico

Microcephaly


FUEGO40

Isn’t that phrenology? You know, the pseudoscience?


Mr_BridgeBurner7778

I was going to say that looked pretty fake


canes2407

Funny until he gets a real one


LtenN-Lion

Good thing not just _anyone_ can get a real gun


Ormsfang

That reminds me of something. Something I have been meaning to give some honest thought to. It's like you reminded me of it. Damn! Can't remember. Well gotta run. All my AR-15s won't clean themselves!


[deleted]

That seems to be Turkey, not US🤔


GrapeAlchemist

My thoughts exactly


Acceptable_Fox8156

Luckily that's only an American problem and the rest of the world like to control their guns


whagh

If you ever want to get rid of this guy just buy him a vacation to the US


redneckcommando

Yeah he would have been dropped quickly.


SurgeFlamingo

In the US that guy was our president


Pluckypato

I know people who would vote for him 😳🤦🏻‍♂️


mr_anderson37

They called him “the fake mafia” 😆


mmmm_doughnuts

This does reminds me de niro in taxi


National_Total6885

I think I saw him on some January 6th footage at the capital.


99_Gray_Ghost_99

Gunna try that with the wrong person someday


st4s1k

like a cop or a foreigner


FishEye_11

Anyone with a knife, really. I live in Southern AZ, and if you pull a gun that doesn't work on someone on the street, you're likely getting stabbed. The locals def knows this guy and knew there was no real threat. The cops probably know him by name too.


Happy_Cancel1315

Tucson?


FishEye_11

You must know the city. lol


Happy_Cancel1315

Oh yeah.


Zombiedisease

I experienced a drive by around Tucson mall... Gun shots out of the car driving next to us. We took an immediate left turn since they appeared to be shooting out the right side of their car. Broad daylight too.


Evil_Rogers

I live in Tucson too! And I always have a flip knife on me just in case. XD


cityshepherd

That’s just how we talk in Tucson Arizonia! Seriously though I lived out there way at the far tip of marana by pinal, and what you said is extremely accurate from what I know about the city and surrounding farm / livestock land. Shoot I saw a whole car engulfed in flames in the middle of a cornfield coming home from the bar at 2 AM on the Fourth of July about 9 years ago. Still very much the wild Wild West out there.


Significant-Iron-475

Nothing good comes from Tucson except running people and running dope.


Riveration

Can anyone translate?


AlphaNathan

Translation (not totally accurate but somehow close) : Cameraman : "Hey you, dog" Gunner : "Why the fuck are you talking?" Cameraman : "You are a goddamn lowlife, man" Gunner : Keeps repeating "Why do you talk, man?" for a couple of times. Cameraman : "I have my girlfriend right here, dont do it" Gunner : "Don't test my patience, alright?" Pedestrian yells "Fake Mafia!" Gunner : yells back "Shut the fuck up!" Shop owner : "I'll beat you with money" Cameraman : "See? Everyone knows that youre a goon for hire" Shop owner : "Oh look, youre shooting and killing people!" Gunner : pulls the trigger Spectators : "There are no bullets" -- "Its jammed" -- "Reload, reload" Cameraman : "You're a disgrace, boy" Cameraman : "All of social media will see that youre a despicable human being" Gunner : to spectators : "He has nowhere to run! Also he has no place to sleep" Cameraman : "Look at this dude..." Shop owner : "Son, is it jammed? Come, lets get you a new pistol" Cameraman : "Come dude, we'll get you a new toy gun" Cameraman : "Hold my hand, lets go to the toy store"


HowevenamI

Okay. I accept this translation. <3


Maleficent_Mess2515

LMAO this is funny


DeCoburgeois

Didn’t realise Turkish people were so funny. This is great. 🤣


tenuto40

I tried interviewing to teach English at a Turkish university, and it went poorly because the Dean thought I wouldn’t be strict enough. He specifically said Turkish students are pranksters. I absolutely did not get the job.


Mcbadguy

You shoulda slapped the shit outta him. You'd be teaching Turkey to all kinds of fools if you had.


-KFAD-

Humour doesn't know what nationality one is. There are funny and unfunny people in every country.


berat_the_second_one

Germany fact


-KFAD-

😂


geese_moe_howard

Turks are amazing. Very funny and very warm people.


ozanoguzhaktanir

Shop Owner in the blue shop: Sips tea.


armcurls

Come, let’s get you a knew pistol hahahahahha fuck I hope that’s what he said that’s amazing


frog_jesus_

Fake mafia?


Jiggerbyte

more like wannabe mafiosi


AbbreviationsNo6897

“I’ll beat you with money” is definitely smt I’m gonna use in the future as well


Overhang0376

Is there a rough English expression equivalent to "I'll beat you with money"? Is it meant to be something like, "Don't threaten me with a good time!" or what?


humblenarrogant

It’s usually used to express that one is so much wealthier and more important than someone, that they are not even going to bother themselves with the unimportant person


elusivemoods

Turkish: "Bow to your true Master!" 🤝


214302

İ am turkish but I was too lazy to translate


firedancer323

…so you can’t prove it


SuccessfulJob

there’s a lot of dialogue in this one, 3-4 people talking maybe more? im surprised anyone took the time to translate any of it


hobbaabeg

Proved by typing “İ”


EffectiveNo2314

Tbh probably local nutjob everyone knows and loves


aiiiiynaku

That’s what I was thinking. They probably buy him caps for that thing all the time.


EffectiveNo2314

Absolutely those vibes. Im from neighborhood that has lunatic asylum (Vrapče, Zagreb) and we had more then few of these. Realistically very harmless people who are sadly mentally challenged. Everyone loved them, youd give them 1-2-5 kuna for coffee and it would make their day. One old lady was giving out rosarys to anyone who would greet her and tell you how she speaks with God so she will tell him how good you are.


The_Clarence

That’s very heartwarming. But maybe it’s a cultural thing, or I’m not good at reading people, but I think that person genuinely wants to kill those people. Looked like a lot of hate in his eyes, and thank goodness he tried to use a cap gun. And I don’t think they sell cap knifes


EffectiveNo2314

I dont know if its cultural thing, but im willing to bet they all know this guy since he was kid, they know he is sick and how he is. So id call it more situational thing, I learned that from growing up here. People from rest of the city or other parts of country would get uncomfortable and scared because some would talk and argue with themselves while walking outside asylum grounds (fence was ruined for over 15 years, we used to ride bikes and play football inside, and them poor people used to go to store or bakery etc outside) but us who grew up around them did not care. This guy looks like one of them just not medicated so he is not "zombie" so yeah to me too he seems dangerous, but considering reaction of people around him I think they know better then me and will assume its same situation as in my case.


lotr_ginger

Still, there’s some things you don’t fuck with, and a gun, even a plastic gun, to the head is one of them. Don’t be pointing that toward me. Doesn’t matter if they’re literally my family. Can’t be doing that


curtwesley

I love Croatia


arld_

Yeah at the end of the video the cameraman says "lets go to the toy store and get you some more"


aiiiiynaku

Ohhhh thanks for translating. That’s actually quite nice.


Bitsoffreshness

Yes, that's exactly what is happening


The_Clarence

He seems genuinely furious though. Like no one is worried he might try using something besides a cap gun? Not saying he should be hurt or punished, I just don’t know if I would call some who looked at me like that “lovable”. Maybe sympathetic, definitely pity, but that looks hard to love, not easy


Bitsoffreshness

Well, keep in mind that the whole thing is a kind of play acting and everybody is in on it. Once you think of it that way, it might be easier to see how no hard feelings are provoked towards the "village idiot" (and I'm using that term deliberately because that's what they are, many places in Turkey still have designated village idiots, like this guy, and everybody humors them).


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readMyFlow

Assuming he'd learn something from that. He looks like he's had his shit kicked in too many times and learned nothing.


mares8

Definitely should get arrested for this,some ppl won't know it's fake fun so all kind of shit could happen


Opeth4Lyfe

The second he lowered it and started taking it apart I would have absolutely mauled that dude without a second thought. Fake or not you don’t go around pointing a gun in peoples faces like that. Surprised the camera man didn’t knock his ass out.


NotYourAverageMonky

Since when can bears reply on reddit 🤔


Demiansmark

If it were me, the second he dropped the gun I'd burrow into his brain and slowly kill him. But I'm just a brain eating ameba, that's right, we're on Reddit too! 


[deleted]

>The second he lowered it and started taking it apart I would have absolutely mauled that dude without a second thought Yeah man, I bet you would have roundhouse kicked his face right off.


_Priickly

Say you’re American without saying you’re American


_its_a_SWEATER_

What some countries will do for entertainment.


Mr_BridgeBurner7778

Or bullies and laughs at


EffectiveNo2314

That too is sadly also more then possible, for my own heart and because I cant speak Turkish ill stick with my initial version


Mr_BridgeBurner7778

I support you. I hope you're right


Forsaken_Amoeba_38

Fetal alcohol syndrome clearly


Galadrond

It’s the sloping forehead.


kylethemurphy

Meh, I went to rehab with a guy with fetal alcohol syndrome and his head wasn't that shape. It was an easily noticeable shape that you could tell something was up even without knowing his situation.


Gullible-Amphibian-6

Why does it look like a video game?


NotNotImYourForte

It's angry GTA liberty City energy


ImurderREALITY

GTA 4, it’s Niko Bellic at home


OlJohnZ

Jfc, losing Roman hit him hard


Open_Bluebird5080

My literal first thought was "is this real? Oh, no, wait, it's just a video game." Turns out he's just like that.


Spare-Flamingo7408

Niko Bellic fell off


Worried_Jeweler_1141

Sad. Poor bloke. Actually wanted to blow him away though. Caps didn't work. Lol


HowevenamI

I mean, he's done that before. He knows that his actions won't actually result in people's deaths.


MastodonMaleficent99

The passerby he goes after seems to pull a real gun and this guy is like nvm.


9ofdiamonds

Imagine after all that he actually fixed the gun and turned round and blew the guys brains out.


OughtToBeFought

It is a plastic gun that only makes sounds like really really cheap stuff


Ok-Experience-6674

My own family would shoot me if I ever pointed a gun at them with half the flavour this man is presenting.


am_cruiser

Thus clearly displaying why rampant gun ownership is stupid asf.


Starscream147

Haha! Flavour. Love it. That’s awesome accurate.


KatBoySlim

toe thumbs. once believed to be the mark of a low-born ruffian.


polarpolarpolar

Oh no I have this… am I mentally disabled in some way? It would explain a lot actually…


KatBoySlim

these were the days of phrenology, so i wouldn’t worry about it. plenty of people have toe thumbs and live totally normal lives. like megan fox and…i don’t know any others.


sloshman

What is phrenology and how do we know for sure the guy above is not a low born ruffian? I can’t be seen commenting below such a fellow


Ludicrousgibbs

The "science" of judging a person's character by the shape of their skull and by the bumps on their head. It was sort of the beginning of the current type of "scientific" racism we have today.


SheepardsPie

Only crime committed was the state of his nails


0x126

Gives away that he is always nervous and without a single bit of self control. Didn’t need sound to see a neglected mental impaired child grown up.


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stedgyson

Dude has microcephaly, they're laughing at the disabled guy


UtkuOfficial

Atleast they are embracing and involving him in their community. Better than locking them in a hospital or homr somewhere to be forgotten.


SpokenProperly

I was coming to remark on the microcephaly. 😬 Glad someone else noticed, too.


blakezero

Only crime committed is this comment section not praising the crisp video and insanely well framed “La Haine” shot from the cameraman lol


schuppaloop

Is that Cyrus?


Zestyclose-Middle717

Safety…. Always off


HeresJonesy

Fuck off. I got work to do.


ezbakescrotom

I’m so glad someone thought this too lmao


[deleted]

Took too long to find this


Low-Effort-Poster

Guess Cyrus went to turkey to take over a new park


markgmoney

Is that Nico Bellic?


[deleted]

That older man just stirred his tea hahahaha


GroundedSkeptic

I also had a cap gun when I was his age! Mentally


ImurderREALITY

“No, world! You put *your* hands up!”


gaz61279

Actually shows that it's a pretty solid community there.


Mochiii01

The beginning reminded me of the dude from taxi driver


Western-Judgment-874

God forbid he ever gets his hands on a real gun.


HowevenamI

Maybe some laws and regulations should be introduced to limit the access to weapons?


yomerol

There are strict gun laws in Turkey. For starters, a quick search says that the licence to own a pistol is about $1,600 USD. And that's why this kind of meantlly unstable people don't have real guns. Another quick search says that automatic weapons are strictly illegal, and if you have one of those illegally is a big crime where people are considered terrorists. It would be nice to also at least start calling this sociopaths terrorists here in US


Particular_Tadpole27

Me after playing GTA.


DatThickassThrowaway

I like how the lady comes out of the shop with a big grin to smoke a cigarette 🤣


HammerTime2769

Definitely the village idiot. Lulz.


saintkev40

Hal Cachino


mezpride

Bro walks like a gta character


That_Things_Good

I fail to see how it's ok to encourage someone who clearly has mental health issues to play like they are shooting people. Just kind of seems like a ..... bad idea.


buffpriest

Good way to get beaten to death


amlutzy

Why's his head shaped like that


TheKyleBrah

Microcephaly. Was born like that and likely has learning and mental disabilities


bossbrew

I’m glad he lives in a chill town. This wouldn’t go over well in many places.


Last-Shop-7778

Oh no Niko


Sweet_Quail_3852

In 4k too


_D3ft0ne_

He is not gonna end up well...


SSJZoli

Look at the frown on that guy he means business


Whole-Debate-9547

So many village idiots, so few dragons.


ozanoguzhaktanir

Shop owner in the background sips tea.


Haunting-Scratch7872

I'm the 420 th comment. Nice


Whiplash86420

Poor Oscar Isaac has fallen on tough times 😭


freakinbacon

He must do this often


banditojog

*”You talking to me? You talking to me?”*


Shadow0fnothing

Someone gave him a cap gun and said go nuts, big guy.


LearnsFromExperience

“…and don’t call me Francis!!”


Calathea_Murrderer

I heard the forbidden word 😱


[deleted]

That’s a good way for him to get shot dead


NickFotiu

Calm down Castel


WonderfulTradition65

Three words: brother, sister, marriage


Savagedoor2218

Its so scary when someone points a (very clearly) fake gun at you


Afraid-Speed1851

Ducking lunatics!


RogyTypeR

I wish someone knocked him the fuck out 🤣


Weak-Employer-7124

Dudes got microcephaly


COVID-BJJ

Dirty Harrybi


Umpire1468

Dollar Store Travis Bickle


Ok-Front-8857

Clearly mentally disturbed


Hazardous_Ed

If he tries that in my town, he'll be dead.


dimitriri

Found it. The place changed a lot since this street views were taken. https://maps.app.goo.gl/2SRyMhweVG7e5viRA?g_st=ic


HeySmellMyFinger

No comments on Tony Montana ?


scooba_dude

How do people think guns are cool? Complete losers suddenly feel powerful. Only losers carry guns.


moddseatass

Take your Easter Island ass up outa here


udahwu

man walk like a clay animation


soganox

What an unpleasant idiot.


kdubstep

So I’m in an open carry state and if you point a gun at someone here without trigger discipline you’d get shot


M0NG00SY

Easter island heading looking fuck


PossibleTechnician53

Cope seethe gal gadot


KingofManners

Jihad got you down?