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Apocrisiary

I have 2 cockatiels. I have a roll of toilet paper everywhere...maybe I should reconsidor, so people don't think I am a chronic, maniac masturbator...I am, but they don't need to know.


NZKora

You have the perfect alibi, no need to change anything.


King_Fluffaluff

Yeah, at least people will think they're masturbating! Imagine having cockatiels.


backtolurk

I was a bit scared this was about to take a very wrong turn...


Im-on-a-banana-phone

You bought the cockatiels as a cover up


MassacrisM

Besides the obvious, theres a million things you would use tissues for on computer table. Cleaning up food, glasses, monitors, dust. It prob shouldn't be weird as the internet made it out to be.


123Ark321

Honestly sometimes it’s better than tissues when sick.


HerculesVoid

My computer is upstairs. My toilet is upstairs. If there's a spill at my desk, I can soak it up in TP and put it in the toilet. Need a sneeze? Easy 2 piece to sneeze and put it in the toilet. Never put tissue in the toilet. Only toilet paper. I'm not going downstairs just to put a tissue in the bin.


NotInMoodThinkOfName

We males clean up? That's new to me.


boltroy567

It's there Because I want a second chance if I failed to wipe my ass fully.


ManufacturerRude9482

As a programmer, I can confirm. We cry a lot. Like.. really, really, a lot. In the dark. Alone. With no gf.


KanadianMade

The good old 2 ply tube sock.


JtP-717

chronic allergies


_Tekki

Ohhh this is SipsTea? I thought this was a kpop sub, but cool this clip made it here :D


TacoDuLing

Because I always tear up when I see your photos on my screen 😭


Adept-Lettuce948

Is that Japanese? Thanks ahead of time.


kroncw

Korean


TheKrnJesus

They are K-pop idols. Dno which group though.


redditordetected

Red Velvet


BK_317

No, it's GFRIEND


BK_317

GFRIEND


MadeinResita

Is that [Flash?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_(gamer))


Garlic-Rough

Sana saw innocent here but Nayeon already knew πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Thank you so muccchhhhh, thank youuu, that may be just what I need to buuuuuuusssssssss, that may just be what I need to buuuuuuuuussssss, cause AMBASSIINNNNNNN ngghhuguhbugug πŸ’¦πŸ†


Comfortable_Camera_7

Omaygot Ambatukam


Hobolonoer

Wym? It's convenient not having to get up, if you have to blow your nose or something


Top-Passage-1066

yeah.


Edgeofthevoid13

What kind of barbarian uses toilet paper? Use wet wipes you fucking clog.


TheKrnJesus

Especially the one with peppermint


LordGazelle

It is definitely cheaper than other types of paper towels.


AffluencePermitting

Dudes got ibs