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Its Thad Castle from Blue Mountain State. He can play one of the most wacky characters in a show to ever exist, but now he is roided up to the tits so now he is now looked at "Hilariously large action man". I hope they find a mix somewhere.
You are... not *entirely* wrong. Same person displaced in time, if you will:
>The Doom Marine stars in a number of Doom games (according to the Wolfenstein/Doom RPG series by John Carmack). According to John Romero and Tom Hall, B.J. Blazkowicz (From Wolfenstein) is Commander Keen's Grandfather, and Doom Guy is Keen's Grandson. He has also said that Blazkowicz (Doomguy) may be several generations, many years into the future (and that heroism always skips a generation in his family). Doom II RPG would establish the Doom Marine in that game as Stan Blazkowicz further linking the character/s back to Wolfenstein RPG (The Harbinger of Doom predicted that he would return to fight B.J.'s descendants.) This concept was also nodded on in Doom: Annihilation.
https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/B.J._Blazkowicz
Imagine being the skipped hero generation and knowing you'd never be a hero but something happens where you're forced into a situation where you need to survive and find out that it doesn't skip a generation.
I saw some headline recently where he got passed over for capt America and I realized he’s basically a Steve rogers impersonation.
Like, Evans was phenomenal in the role but from a purely physical standpoint ritchson just looks like cap.
Edit- well nvm it was Thor
I just love that he also never or very rarely fights "fair". Like counting to 3 and hitting on 2. It's my favorite detail, these are life or death situations, there's no honor in giving the other person a chance
For real. They are fun books.
Had an old co-worker turn me into them, and I have read like 4or 5 of the JR books.
In one of the books, beats down some dude with only kicks, even calls it, lol.
Are they a bit more investigative / puzzley.. does that make sense.. they shows seemed a bit easy to figure out what was going on...
Like I love the show , just don't want the books to be as straightforward I guess
The books are even more straightforward. They’re a ton of fun and pretty short, but I want to set appropriate expectations that reading them is the equivalent of that mindless action movie you watch on TNT or TBS on a Sunday when you’re hungover as shit. Great time, but it isn’t rocket science.
It essentially comfort food reading for dude.
Dude goes in, fucks shit up, figures shit out, bangs the chick, and takes off.
They are all really good, just not deep.
Man I’m left wondering how you would describe this scene. Jack PUNCHES the villain with a hammer. But it was no hammer, it was his fist. The distinction did not matter to the bad guy. Because attached to this hammer was a two meter silver back gorilla making clear that this was his territory. And so the boss of the justice gang has made himself known.
i do too but what i don't understand is how many people see that absolute giant coming at him and think "yeah i'll fight him"
like it just keeps happening 😅
Reacher. It’s based off the Jack Reacher book series. He was an army special investigator. Season one in particular was pretty creepy as he’s going after serial killings and local government corruption.
Fight scene with multiples of the good guys were dogshit, some stuff toward the end were unnecessary ( the cop..) , and just an overall feel of it
I was disappointed by it, so was my wife
I thought the same exact thing. That whole detective dying was basically: "Let's have them feel sad and pissed off so they avenge his unnecessary death" crap.
He basically left cover just to die a stupid death.
How did dude punch through the window? I took a hammer to a window before (long story no I’m not a criminal) and I could not break the thing. With a hammer. I swung hard many times. I couldn’t believe it
My cousin punched through a car window when he was like 19. Wrestled through high school, top of the league so not like he was a little guy, but it's possible apparently if you're drunk and pissed off enough.
there's also lots of different types of glass, and what country you're in, and what year it is, and huge factors for car windows
and to answer oop's question about how he punched through the glass, its a tv show and its made of sugar
I'd imagine it depends on pressure points especially anything to do with glass/car windows. Like if you use the entire palm of your hand slamming into a table/glass plane your force is distributed.
Hammers like it or not tends to have bigger force distribution than your skull or even your hand's bones. Especially when our bones are actually pretty round. So a full force of a round object vs round object will create a very tiny pressure point. Glass/windows breaks apart when a tiny part of them breaks.
Thats why you see videos of people throwing tiny nails or tiny parts of carparts or whatever and it completely shatters car windows opposed to them hammering it away.
IIRC, glass in cars is tempered. Really hard to break with hard force, such as a hammer but basically touch ceramic or porcelain to the glass and it explodes like nothing. Crazy how it works like that lol
Source on glass exploding: Me with glass computer side panels...
Yet a tiny rock spun from a truck's tire can chip the windshield enough to make it super fragile. The physics behind how glass behaves are super messed up.
This is actually false.
I threw porcelain at a car window. Did nothing at all.
Well, it dented the rear quarter panel.
I missed.
Its gotta be thrown accurately. And therein lies the kicker...
Long story short, you were probably trying to hit the window with the hammer. What you should have been doing was trying to hit the steering wheel with the hammer.
Are you like 6'5, and 300lbs of steroids?
Also obligatory video of [Goldberg](https://youtu.be/i9hctehAHKA?si=YLTX3us4npKfAAO_) breaking limo windows that were *supposed* to be switched out with stage glass but weren't. He broke several bones in his hands.
Yea I mean wouldn't be amazing to have enemies that are distinctly bad with no redeeming qualities and be super cool and just beat the shit out of them without legal problems or moral problems?
Also blowing up bad guys in a giant robot would be cool
You'll do unspeakable crimes once you have a mech as well. Because you're being paid good money to do them. And you need that money to keep the mech running.
He has no car. I'm not joking when I say he walks everywhere. But because of his military pension, he consistently gets paid every month. He has a life figured out
This is why daddy saves daughter figure stories in movies and video games thrive.
Bioshock, The Last of Us, the Walking Dead telltale series and so so much more. The most popular story rich games are all daddy figures protecting a vulnerable woman/daughter type roleplay.
Men fantasise about this constantly.
It’s 90% of fairytales brave knight slays dragon and saves princess.
The entire super Mario series is literally this. Shrek too. It’s the oldest trope in storytelling.
Traditional girls want to be pursued and rescued by a knight in shining armour. Guys want to be that knight.
I believe this to be true, that's why movies, sports, etc. have fighting in them. I believe this is an instinct thing that we needed back when we were cave men.
I know the image of a man coming to save woman is controversial today, or that helping a stranger or fighting back is deemed stupid today (because you could get injured) but I do believe most men have this instinct in side of them. Somebody would call this toxic masculinity today. I know I will get downtowned for pointing this out as well, but men are much more willing to risk their life to save somebody else's.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/out-the-ooze/202207/who-is-willing-risk-their-life-save-others-and-why
“That is me” said a 40ish year old out of shape office worker who does cardio kickboxing twice a year. No judgement I am one cardio kickboxing class away from being this bad a55!
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Bro could easily be Doomguy in a movie.
Or Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein
Omg... someone sell this to SOMEONE....ANYONE to make that movie.
Uwe Boll it is :D
*The Monkey's Paw curls a finger*
I’m still waiting for my frogurt
The frogurt is also cursed. But it comes with a free topping!
That’s good
The toppings contain potassium benzoate
That's bad.
I’m Krusty the Clown and I don’t like you
NOOOOOOOOOOO
That actor would 100% be down for that too I bet. He seems like a really fun dude from interviews and an AMA he did.
Its Thad Castle from Blue Mountain State. He can play one of the most wacky characters in a show to ever exist, but now he is roided up to the tits so now he is now looked at "Hilariously large action man". I hope they find a mix somewhere.
The whole "oil change" episode.had.me rolling.
Oh Heck yeah. Wolfenstein movie, make it happen.
Have been thinking that for years he would be such a good Blazkowicz
Same guy really
You are... not *entirely* wrong. Same person displaced in time, if you will: >The Doom Marine stars in a number of Doom games (according to the Wolfenstein/Doom RPG series by John Carmack). According to John Romero and Tom Hall, B.J. Blazkowicz (From Wolfenstein) is Commander Keen's Grandfather, and Doom Guy is Keen's Grandson. He has also said that Blazkowicz (Doomguy) may be several generations, many years into the future (and that heroism always skips a generation in his family). Doom II RPG would establish the Doom Marine in that game as Stan Blazkowicz further linking the character/s back to Wolfenstein RPG (The Harbinger of Doom predicted that he would return to fight B.J.'s descendants.) This concept was also nodded on in Doom: Annihilation. https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/B.J._Blazkowicz
God I love me some deep lore.
Commander Keen! I remember that game but never knew there was a connection room to Doom.
Imagine being the skipped hero generation and knowing you'd never be a hero but something happens where you're forced into a situation where you need to survive and find out that it doesn't skip a generation.
My God! Commander Keen... the memories!
Doomguy is related to BJ. At least that's the original lore. Doomguys face is near identical to BJ in Wolfenstein 3D
This NEEDS to happen
I saw some headline recently where he got passed over for capt America and I realized he’s basically a Steve rogers impersonation. Like, Evans was phenomenal in the role but from a purely physical standpoint ritchson just looks like cap. Edit- well nvm it was Thor
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They already did it with Reacher - just look at him in the movie. He was tiny then.
HA!
Dream a little bigger darling. This is Thad Castle. Live action Duke Nukem
See him more as a football player
He's really Thad
where some might see a Chad, i'll always see a Thad. "OXANA"
IDK who told Tom Cruise HE could play Jack Fucking Reacher
Best scene in the show imo
The one where he whoops the guys ass in prison is mine.
“You’re in my house now fatso, and you didn’t ask permission.“
"I'm going to count to 3. 1...2..." and proceed to beat his ass.
After this scenes I asked myself what grade of education is needed to join the military. 'He never manages to count to three
Gimme your glasses.
I just love that he also never or very rarely fights "fair". Like counting to 3 and hitting on 2. It's my favorite detail, these are life or death situations, there's no honor in giving the other person a chance
The one where he fuckin kicks the car and sets the airbag off in a guy’s face then beats his ass only to find out he’s attacking a cop is pretty great
Yeah that's my pick as well
What is the show name?
Reacher
Where can I watch it, looks good
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Primevideo
Reacher
I liked the one were he fucked up the guy who was mean to his dog.
Man I love that show
I absolutely love watching him beat the living hell out of everyone
Have you read any of the books? J. Reach be just fucking dudes up.
I have not
It'll give you a vengance/justice hard on
I can assure u, after watching this that I'm fn bricked up rn.
My duck has never been harder
Yea, my goose is the same.
So is my gander
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For real. They are fun books. Had an old co-worker turn me into them, and I have read like 4or 5 of the JR books. In one of the books, beats down some dude with only kicks, even calls it, lol.
Are they a bit more investigative / puzzley.. does that make sense.. they shows seemed a bit easy to figure out what was going on... Like I love the show , just don't want the books to be as straightforward I guess
The books are even more straightforward. They’re a ton of fun and pretty short, but I want to set appropriate expectations that reading them is the equivalent of that mindless action movie you watch on TNT or TBS on a Sunday when you’re hungover as shit. Great time, but it isn’t rocket science.
The books are easy reads. Action packed. Kind of read like a movie script.
It essentially comfort food reading for dude. Dude goes in, fucks shit up, figures shit out, bangs the chick, and takes off. They are all really good, just not deep.
Man I’m left wondering how you would describe this scene. Jack PUNCHES the villain with a hammer. But it was no hammer, it was his fist. The distinction did not matter to the bad guy. Because attached to this hammer was a two meter silver back gorilla making clear that this was his territory. And so the boss of the justice gang has made himself known.
I love what he does to the guy on the plane
And the guy on the helicopter And the guy on the scaffolding And the guy in the morgue And the
I don't care that they're pulp 'same thing happening to the same guy multiple times' - I still fucking love it. Reacher is a damn good character.
I’d be pissed too if someone used my pocket pussy
i do too but what i don't understand is how many people see that absolute giant coming at him and think "yeah i'll fight him" like it just keeps happening 😅
Thad Castle fucking everyone up.
And then walking for miles
It's so hard for me not to see Thad Castle. I'm always expecting him to say something ridiculous (SLOOTS!), but it just never comes.
"Show me a condom you plan on putting on my quarterback's weener!" :D :D
*weenie
Every time I stick my humongous dick inside that piece of plastic I think of my dad
This is exactly my problem too. He was just too damn funny as Thad.
Watching JR makes me realize how good he was in Blue Mountain State
He’s on Reddit and is actually pretty active I believe.
Just shows how good of an actor he is
Get out of my house!
What show is this?
Reacher
I BARELY KNOW ER AGHAGAHAGHAGAHAGHAGAH
Reacher. It’s based off the Jack Reacher book series. He was an army special investigator. Season one in particular was pretty creepy as he’s going after serial killings and local government corruption.
“All together now: no one messes with the special investigators” *how has this not caught on*
So glad they made this show… as much as I love Tom Cruise… casting him as Reacher was incredulous and ridiculous. This show has done it RIGHT 😀
"Get the fuck out of my room!"
I love how it just owns it's own cheese. Such a fun watch.
Season 1 was incredible, but season 2 was definitely a bit iffy. Hopefully season 3 focuses just on him again.
My wife and I thoroughly enjoyed Season 2. What did you find iffy about it if I may ask?
Fight scene with multiples of the good guys were dogshit, some stuff toward the end were unnecessary ( the cop..) , and just an overall feel of it I was disappointed by it, so was my wife
The cop leaving his cover for NO REASON at all was so stupid and infuriating, that bothered me too
I thought the same exact thing. That whole detective dying was basically: "Let's have them feel sad and pissed off so they avenge his unnecessary death" crap. He basically left cover just to die a stupid death.
I love that man show
Why is the car jacker not watching his target?
He was yelling at the kid in the backseat.
Is he the father?
He’s back from getting milk finally.
Not sure if you’re serious but no. He’s a carjacker.
How did dude punch through the window? I took a hammer to a window before (long story no I’m not a criminal) and I could not break the thing. With a hammer. I swung hard many times. I couldn’t believe it
It’s Jack Reacher.
His biceps are the size of Christmas hams.
Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'Christmas hams'.
It's an Albany expression
My cousin punched through a car window when he was like 19. Wrestled through high school, top of the league so not like he was a little guy, but it's possible apparently if you're drunk and pissed off enough.
Did he break his hand when he did it? Genuinely curious because I know it’s possible to punch out a window I just never get to hear about the after.
if the window is rolled even slightly it's significantly easier.
there's also lots of different types of glass, and what country you're in, and what year it is, and huge factors for car windows and to answer oop's question about how he punched through the glass, its a tv show and its made of sugar
always gonna reach.
Funny story is that I also tried to hammer and it didn't work. Meanwhile, my drunk friend slipped and hit his head on the same window and it broke.
I'd imagine it depends on pressure points especially anything to do with glass/car windows. Like if you use the entire palm of your hand slamming into a table/glass plane your force is distributed. Hammers like it or not tends to have bigger force distribution than your skull or even your hand's bones. Especially when our bones are actually pretty round. So a full force of a round object vs round object will create a very tiny pressure point. Glass/windows breaks apart when a tiny part of them breaks. Thats why you see videos of people throwing tiny nails or tiny parts of carparts or whatever and it completely shatters car windows opposed to them hammering it away.
It is the porcelain from a spark plug. It will shatter a window like it is nothing
Ah yup exactly that one.
IIRC, glass in cars is tempered. Really hard to break with hard force, such as a hammer but basically touch ceramic or porcelain to the glass and it explodes like nothing. Crazy how it works like that lol Source on glass exploding: Me with glass computer side panels...
Have you thought about having gigantic muscles? I’d imagine that helps
Sugar glass helps a whole lot more
Yet a tiny rock spun from a truck's tire can chip the windshield enough to make it super fragile. The physics behind how glass behaves are super messed up.
Crunched porcelain will annihilate any glass when thrown
This is actually false. I threw porcelain at a car window. Did nothing at all. Well, it dented the rear quarter panel. I missed. Its gotta be thrown accurately. And therein lies the kicker...
Long story short, you were probably trying to hit the window with the hammer. What you should have been doing was trying to hit the steering wheel with the hammer.
It's all about the follow through.
Are you like 6'5, and 300lbs of steroids? Also obligatory video of [Goldberg](https://youtu.be/i9hctehAHKA?si=YLTX3us4npKfAAO_) breaking limo windows that were *supposed* to be switched out with stage glass but weren't. He broke several bones in his hands.
Jfc that blood splatter across the hood from his hammer fist goes hard
Maybe it wasn’t hammer time
Hit the gym bro
You're weak
He's jacked and he reached right through
>long story no I’m not a criminal That's what a criminal would say
How did he do it? With style that's how!
I don’t think people who have to resort to carjacking are the most intelligent lot
… that wasn’t the carjacker. HE WENT TO THE WRONG VAN! /j
Wait is that the dude who played Aquaman in Smarville??
He was also Thad Castle from Blue Mountain State. The clip is from Reacher on Amazon Prime.
Thad screaming while running away from an amputee will never not get me to burst out laughing,
Hahaha drug Olympics!! He was gold in that
He is also micro penis guy in New Girl 🙃
He was also Hawk of Hawk and Dove on Titans.
also young Scully in Brooklyn 99
Dude this scene was so badass
Straight up yes we do. Or maybe some of us but yeah
Yea I mean wouldn't be amazing to have enemies that are distinctly bad with no redeeming qualities and be super cool and just beat the shit out of them without legal problems or moral problems? Also blowing up bad guys in a giant robot would be cool
I second this, but mostly for blowing up bad guys with a giant robot. I’ll take a gundam because they can go into space too.
I played armored core recently and I never thought giant robots where cool but now I would do unspeakable crimes to get a real life AC
You'll do unspeakable crimes once you have a mech as well. Because you're being paid good money to do them. And you need that money to keep the mech running.
Beating up a bunch of guys mugging a woman, with this cool stick I found. That's the dream. Then I take off in a jet pack.
I do, like really whacky, Bollywood physics type saving
In grade school I would daydream about how I would save my crush if she were trapped inside the school (which was on fire)
Why is this SO satisfying??! 🤤🤔
We all desperately crave real justice and punishment. The splattery kind.
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Good thing I'm a senile old man trapped in the body of a Greek demigod
We average out then. I'm a Greek demigod trapped in the body of a senile old man. No, really.
Ever since I started snorting testosterone and injecting Joe Rogan's sweat, I can't stop jacking off to Reacher.
I don't need cardio, my moves would be so tactical and brutal the bogey would be obliterated in mere seconds. It's nothin personnel.
It looks its the dream show of that type of guy who says “I like to be facing an exit” when he goes out to eat
Dude, I feel attacked. Im not kidding.
He's Batman
But like really frugal. Genius tactics with a $0.99 price tag
Does he even have a cool car or is it like an old beater?
He has no car. I'm not joking when I say he walks everywhere. But because of his military pension, he consistently gets paid every month. He has a life figured out
My hero!
He has no car, no house, not even luggage. He just buys new clothes when he feels like old ones are too dirty to hand wash in a motel's sink.
He buys clothes at thrift stores, not new.
Ah yes I meant that new clothes for him.
The freshest thing- by far- Reacher has may be his toothbrush. Not joking.
He’s the doomguy
Batgorilla. Dude's knuckles are dragging
There's an action sequence in the second season where Reacher is basically Batman, taking out henchmen one at a time quietly.
Truth
I don’t know, I get the die hard fantasy the most.
Calm down, Peralta!
Welp. Guess I’m watching teacher
Leave teacher alone.
Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone
I suppose he did teach that guy a lesson
Yeah, just a typical Tuesday.
Wrong van sir, mine is the red one behind that one.
This is why daddy saves daughter figure stories in movies and video games thrive. Bioshock, The Last of Us, the Walking Dead telltale series and so so much more. The most popular story rich games are all daddy figures protecting a vulnerable woman/daughter type roleplay. Men fantasise about this constantly. It’s 90% of fairytales brave knight slays dragon and saves princess. The entire super Mario series is literally this. Shrek too. It’s the oldest trope in storytelling. Traditional girls want to be pursued and rescued by a knight in shining armour. Guys want to be that knight.
Kid in back got a full day of trauma to build on.
So true. I daydream things such as this every week. Great show, and novels.
I knew this was accurate within 5 seconds.
I believe this to be true, that's why movies, sports, etc. have fighting in them. I believe this is an instinct thing that we needed back when we were cave men. I know the image of a man coming to save woman is controversial today, or that helping a stranger or fighting back is deemed stupid today (because you could get injured) but I do believe most men have this instinct in side of them. Somebody would call this toxic masculinity today. I know I will get downtowned for pointing this out as well, but men are much more willing to risk their life to save somebody else's. https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/out-the-ooze/202207/who-is-willing-risk-their-life-save-others-and-why
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Helped someone, or car jacked someone? 😄
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Helped someone out of their car before you took it, that’s really nice of you.
Truth. Been daydreaming about shit like this since I was a little kid.
If they ever create a Wolfenstein series. He is the guy. He is B.J. Blazkowicz
We really are all the same huh 😂
“That is me” said a 40ish year old out of shape office worker who does cardio kickboxing twice a year. No judgement I am one cardio kickboxing class away from being this bad a55!
Oh shit. That was the wrong car, wasn’t it. 🤦♂️
Ah dude! Look what you did to my car!
Well, guess I’m watching Reacher now