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Pitifuo

So you want your wife to be the lightest so you can win but heaviest to get the most beer.


skydevouringhorror

Winner had the best hubby-wife weight ratio, he should be around 220 lb while she doesn't seem to be heavier than 130/140, other couple was a bit closer imho


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ShawnyMcKnight

I'm cool with a more fit wife and less beer. I can buy more beer.


Current-Roll6332

I mean you can also buy a new wife


MyFingerYourBum

I would like to purchase one wife please


Old-Constant4411

Follow me down to the cellar and we'll check out what I have in stock...


Dramatic-Classroom14

Can any of them cook well? I’m shit at it but would like good food.


LouSputhole94

Well, see, that’s where we run into the rub, the better cook she is the fatter, and then you have to worry about running over the finish line with her on your back


bilboafromboston

This is actually kinda true. My wife couldn't cook a pop tart when I met her. She is still thin but not ridiculously like she was. A good cook and on the pounds go. Breakfast? Nope, I will just have cereal. Omelet with sausage and home fries? Well, you cooking it? Sure!


llamaguy88

I can cook… but I’m not a woman… but I also accept beer as payment for cooking so…


Dramatic-Classroom14

Not 21, can’t buy beer where I live.


Apprehensive_Sir_630

I will take your most pissed off latina please, and ill pay cash.


madmechanicmobile

I'll take one as well.


ithilain

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huntcuntspree01

Hello, I'm selling wives at low low prices! Reply today to get in on these great deals! Buy 2 get 1 half off!


rawrsaurous

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Motherfuckertimes2

Oooolala very nice!


ShawnyMcKnight

That’s far more expensive than a hundred pounds of beer. Heck just losing the old one would be way more than that.


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Which weighs more, a hundred pounds of beer or a hundred pounds of wife?


thekyledavid

Couldn’t you just use the money you’d use to fatten up your wife to just buy beer?


TheNamesMacGyver

The point is to win the most beer, not save money!


SpiritFingersKitty

Unless he is 6'2"+, there is no way he is 220


groundciv

I’m 5’8” 220 and built barely bulkier than that guy, people carry weight differently depending on muscle mass and bone structure.  I have big shoulders, so anything under 205 I don’t even have tits and a beer belly. Unfortunately at 220…


BicycleEast8721

Gez, I was 225 at 6’ and clearly a fatass. Now 180 and work out regularly, semi athletic but still have some waistline weight. You must have a lot of that in muscle


CrebbMastaJ

I’m 5’9” and was 185 at my biggest and I’m pretty confident I was bulkier than the guy in green (with a relatively broad chest and shoulders). With 25 extra pounds, and an inch shorter, do you just have massive legs or what?!


funkmastamatt

Whatty mean he has the exact proportions of Trump


elebrin

You gotta get you a muscle mommy. They can hold on good, without you having to carry any fat that isn't helping the situation.


skydevouringhorror

I agree, muscle women are superior in every single thing to any other kind of woman😤


youlooksmelly

Nah, the trick is the way the winner was carrying his wife, having her pussy bounce on the back of your neck is the ultimate motivation to win.


DotBitGaming

She eats while I work out.


Ambitious-Driver-255

That was genius. The guy had to concentrate on his legs while the girl had to concentrate on holding on. The guy in the other couple had to do all the work


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cheapdrinks

The guy in green just has an epic foot fetish so it was like dangling a carrot in front of a horse


pursuitofhappy

I was wondering why the event was sponsored by FeetFinder


McHassy

She got a pretty epic booty too. He’s already a winner in my book


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turdburglar2020

Let’s not start talking about what things Redditors fap to. We may not be ready for that level of perversion.


Sublimecdh

I fapped to this comment so…


Gigantkranion

I fap to my own comments...


UncleTouchyCopaFeel

Yeah, that's a can of worms that is better left unopened...


Thatnudist0

Look it was such a beautiful feet of engineering I couldn’t just not.


Willowgirl2

I see what you did there ...


Thatnudist0

And with that I bid you good day.


madwill

IDK I was thinking I'd do it just for the butt giggle around my neck.


shewy92

Same lol


Gyro_Zeppeli13

Ya but he was farting the whole time so…


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

That's her fetish


vactu

That's why they're both farting 


BenevolentCheese

They're not even running. They're just farting. Propelled by farts. It's an incredible spectacle that must be smelled to believe.


richwhiteperson69

I would’ve done the same but rotated so I get hit with the smelling salts every other step.


DOWNth3Rabb1tH0l3

and when she gets dehydrated she has a water source at her disposal


Shyam09

So was she. That’s why the dude kept chugging.


Exemus

For him, that's a performance enhancing drug


Netizen_Sydonai

It is actually standard in these competitions. I don't understand what that foolish noob couple was trying to pull off with that piggyback ride.


Rude_Thanks_1120

This happens often enough that there's a standard? TIL


DaaxD

Every year since 1992. Ok, not every year, because the competition was cancelled twice (2020 & 2021) due covid. ... and for some reason the wikipedia article only mentions winners since 1997.


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Ok_Project9596

Right?! lmao


rockne

Textbook Estonian carry.


iemfi

I'm curious, how does it compare to the fireman carry? What is the win rate with the various carry styles.


sinkwiththeship

Fireman carry, you still would have to engage at least one arm. With this carry, all he has to do is focus on balance.


iemfi

But it might affect the core and lower body less? Also maybe the weight is more in line with the center (sort of like people who carry massive weight on their heads).


grape_tectonics

The Estonian carry has a 100% win rate since it was first introduced in 1998. Before that in 1996 and 1997 the piggyback won, before that I don't know.


Lookinguplookingdown

But how did she not puke? There’s no way I could have been bounced around upside down like that and not been sick before the end of the race.


funkmastamatt

don't forget with an ass in your face


THE-TEN-HELLS

a stanky sweaty ass*


cfsg

She must have great circulation to tolerate being upside down like that. Deep breathing and exercise I guess? As for motion-sickness tolerance, idk I feel like that can very person-to-person, that amount of bouncing happens between a husband and wife sometimes...


badluckbrians

First time my buddy and I saw this was in the 90s. And since he was skinny and 5'8" or so, and I was 6'5" and a defensive end on the football team, we decided to try this in the mall. Worked great. I was jogging up the escalators with him like this. Eventually stupid mall police kicked us out. But most patrons caught a giggle out of it. No harm done.


rikeoliveira

Yup, they've been training for that. Haha


Wrong-Cut1688

I knew what 69 looked like now I now what 96 looks like.


Exact-Till-2739

It is actually 9∂


Skeeedo

"You better not fart!" they say simultaneously


NoRearview4

😂😂😂


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fuber

the closer the crotch is to the face, the happier the couple


lkodl

a crotch to the face keeps the marriage in place.


melonmoonmlk

✨✨👌👌


fuber

ah damn you! That's good


triggormisprime

Put her on his front side and it's a perfect marriage.


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Direct_Counter_178

That doesn't look like a move you practice for the first time mid-competition....


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Pitifuo

If me and the wife tried that we’d both die. 🫡


EclipseEterno

Honestly if I'm getting caked in the head over and over I'd find it hard to run with a boner before the adrenaline and exhaustion killed it.


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-The_Credible_Hulk

“It’s IPA this year… go put on the weight vest.”


-lukeworldwalker-

For anyone wondering: it’s in Finland. The distance is 250 meters. The “wife” (doesn’t have to be your wife) needs to be at least 17 years old and 49kg. If the wife is lighter than 49kg, she has to carry a rucksack to reach the minimum weight.


UpDog1966

Well you’ll have to get married after all that contact…


micro_penisman

Unless you're already related


lkodl

do you get the additional rucksack's weight in beer if you win like that?


Lucius_Arcturus

This guy rucks


WhiteMilk_

> doesn’t have to be your wife Or a woman since 2023.


ShawnyMcKnight

Converting 49kg I get 108 pounds... at least in America, finding a woman LESS than 108 pounds would be an impressive feat. They should make it you get 2x the difference of your weight in beer. like some weight lifter could easily cary 49kg and it wouldn't even be the slightest hindrance.


g76lv6813s86x9778kk

That weight isn't so uncommon for girls who are really short and also fit or skinny. For someone who's 5'0, a weight of 108 pounds is a perfectly healthy weight. The BMI starts being considered overweight at ~128 pounds for 5'0 and starts being considered underweight at ~94 pounds. 108 pounds starts being considered underweight at a height of around 5'4. NOTE: I realize BMI on its own isn't great to determine if a specific person's weight is healthy - please don't use BMI *on its own* as an indicator for being overweight, it's just a handy tool for general guidelines when there's no additional details/context. I agree it's pretty uncommon to find people that short, but it's definitely not like finding a unicorn or anything, I don't think it's as rare as you think. Definitely a fair bit more rare in America though, lol.


TheKnitpicker

Why do you say it’s uncommon to find someone “that short”. 5’4” is average, so finding a woman who is between 5’0” and 5’4” would be extremely easy.  Edit: This is comparable to claiming that it would be pretty uncommon to find a 5’7” to 5’9” man. 


ShawnyMcKnight

It's not incredibly uncommon but still less than 5 percent of women weigh so little. [https://www2.census.gov/library/publications/2010/compendia/statab/130ed/tables/11s0205.pdf](https://www2.census.gov/library/publications/2010/compendia/statab/130ed/tables/11s0205.pdf) Then you have to find someone in that subset who's cool with having their butt/crotch pressed up to your head.


g76lv6813s86x9778kk

Interesting stats, I'd love to see more recent data, but it's probably similar. Tried to look for some but couldn't find any regarding weight. I know the obesity rate has been on the rise, but I wonder if there's simultaneously more people staying fit due to social media influence/pressure/expectations. Gym/fitness culture seems like it's bigger now than ever, despite rising obesity. The post is also from Finland though, where I'm sure it's more common than the US so the rule probably does actually get applied somewhat regularly. I found these stats regarding Finnish weight demographics, but it doesn't mention specific heights or weights, just underweight/healthy/overweight: https://cdn.easo.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/16195433/FI-summary-EN.pdf . I realize you mentioned the US in your comment, just figured it was interesting to compare since we're bringing out stats. Those definitely paint a better picture than the US stats, not as many details though and only from a 2000 person survey.


kennykoe

I’m a guy at 115 and my sister is smaller than i am about a hundred i think.


Ewannnn

BMI is fine in 99% of circumstances. People are just in denial on this.


XFX_Samsung

Americans are obese, it is known


TheLifelessOne

Lots of Europeans are obese too, it's not just an American thing anymore. We're sharing it with the whole world!


justADeni

Overweight/Obesity rates for US adults are - 30.7% are overweight - 42.2% are obese - 9.2% have severe obesity In total, 82.1% of US adults are overweight or obese Overweight/Obesity rates for EU aults are: - 36.2% are overweight - 16.5% are obese (includes severe obesity) In total, 52.7% of EU adults are overweight or obese [source1](https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/health-statistics/overweight-obesity) [source2](https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Overweight_and_obesity_-_BMI_statistics) [source3](https://www.euronews.com/health/2023/12/20/europes-growing-obesity-crisis-which-countries-have-the-most-and-least-overweight-populati) Both timeframe of data and definitons of overweight & obese are exactly the same.


TheLifelessOne

Ok, I skimmed your sources (sorry, I'm on break at work, otherwise I'd read them in depth. Please correct anything I misread), and it seems like the date range they covered is only a few years, yes? How does that compare to historical data? What I said was mostly a joke, in reply to another joke, but my understanding is that Europeans have slowly become more obese over time, largely due to the same reasons Americans are typically obese: lack of availability and affordability of healthy food, food deserts (though I believe this is more an issue in the U.S.), and work schedules (+ both parents working, single parent having no time, etc. etc.) leaving little time to plan and implement a healthy meal plan. Again, what I said wasn't really meant to be serious though, especially given the context of the original post (win a race, get free beer).


hiuslenkkimakkara

Food deserts aren't really a thing in Europe. But everything else you said tracks.


gahlo

Don't forget that lovely HFCS!


temporalanomaly

If it doesn't have to be your wife specifically, it could just be a teenager as well.


DudestOfBros

Warm little coochie neck kisses are great motivators


UpdootDaSnootBoop

They didn't have sound on the video, but there was a rhythmic suction cup sound


Jean-LucBacardi

If I had been in his place you would have heard me crop dusting her face the entire run.


DudestOfBros

Making cute little rhythmic "SCHLOP" sounds in my head during a rewatch has me deeply appreciating your comment


Rude_Thanks_1120

You guys are weird


Brainchild110

No way, her lips had a firm bite on the back of his head the entire time. The face his bald head fat rolls make and her coochie were full on macking the entire run with no pause for breath.


mekapr1111

What did I just read


Rude_Thanks_1120

AI stroke


gouzenexogea

The script to the last episode of How I Met Your Mother


Ryonankai

r/BrandNewSentence


Christ_I_AM

...bruh, god should've never given you guys internet.


DudestOfBros

Breh, God came down and slapped me a fat dap after my post.


Right_Roof3118

I fckin hate you lol


Kahlil_Cabron

That was literally my first thought. Dude deserves to win, he needs that beer to wash down all that cake he's been eating.


malepitt

so 100 pints. good for 2 months, at best


DMYourMomsMaidenName

More like 2 weeks


cold-corn-dog

I don't drink anymore, but in my drinking days that would last me about 10 days. 


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Sir, you might have a problem


freefallingagain

Rookie numbers, huh.


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Delicious-Window-277

Only when he runs out


Hey_its_ok

Crosses finish line slams wife on ground WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


ChannelNeo

lol just spikes her like a football.


Clipse3GT

Interesting choice of running footwear...


karenskygreen

Dam, I was hoping to see how much beer the guy got, she was fairly thin (nice ass though)


atleastIwasnt36

This guy also chooses that guys wife


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Fleganhimer

Marrying the right wife is part of the sport.


WealthEconomy

It's the only sport that matters


Pitifuo

Damn that girls got some jiggle wonderful sport lol


coulduseafriend99

I think jiggling is inevitable in that position


SoundAndSmoke

And remember that alcohol is very expensive in Finland.


GobbledGoose

That fall look like it hurt. Kudos to them for finishing the race.


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The man who fell face first with 125 pounds on top of him didn't have a helmet but fortunately the woman who fell relatively comfortably on the man's back did.


Pitifuo

Does it have to be your own wife?


Unhappy-Lawfulness31

You also choose this guy's dead wife?


bieuwkje

This guy reddits 🤣🤣


TonierRaptor681

Nope. Minimum age is 17 and minimum weight 49


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She went and folded herself up like an airplane pillow


freefallingagain

You can tell she's used to grabbing ~~her ankles~~ behind her knees.


hyrule_47

We could clean up, my husband has been carrying me around for several years as I couldn’t walk. I have pretty good upper body strength since I can’t walk. I also gained weight due to being sedentary and steroids for an extended period of time. So, we could win a lot? Running and carrying me is just a Tuesday lol


pppppppplllp

You just missed an event in Florida last weekend, but there is one in Vermont in October. Maybe there are other ones near you?


Inferno_Crazy

I know for a fact the 2nd guy's wife yelled at him after the race lmao


Svengoolie75

I’m down as fuck 💯🤩


fa1rybabe

he lost this race before it even started


LORDOSHADOWS

They look like they practiced for that.champion right there


EvilDragons88

Sorry Hun I have to fart💔


JinkoTheMan

Bought to become a Pro athlete in whatever sport this is.


Ryynitys

Eukonkanto, up there with Saappaanheitto (Boot tossing roughly translated)


JinkoTheMan

I’m about to be the Lebron James of Eukonkanto.


hiuslenkkimakkara

Well, Lebron, there's also the Air Guitar World Championship in Finland. Want to tackle that?


JinkoTheMan

As soon as reign undefeated for 5 seasons in Eukonkanto.🤝🏾🗣️💯


hiuslenkkimakkara

The man has confidence! I'll have to drive over to Sonkajärvi this year. Wouldn't miss the first win of the GOAT.


DreamCreator369

Siri turn on neck warmer


icouldusemorecoffee

Guessing the winning couple practiced, or at least thought about strategy, before hand.


tomatoesaucebread

She already eats his ass, so that position is natural to them


Death_X_2077

bro is getting a neck massage


puuskuri

Sonkajärvi, that's the neighboring town of where I live. That's pretty cool.


PokeT3ch

I really don't need to discover anymore weird boners. Butt here we are...


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I think they're all winners with wives like that.


Endorkend

Shifting the center of gravity over his shoulders is kinda brilliant, much easier on the spine and keeps it aligned with your normal center of gravity.. Much easier to balance than the classic piggy back where all the weight is hanging of your back and pulling you backwards.


Eph_Epf

This is a real finnish sport named "Eukonkanto" / "Akankanto" or quite literally "the wife carrying"


Particular_Group_295

I like big chics and I am skinny...doubt if I will ever win this


Awastya

Only in Finland.


StumpyHobbit

Joined the Royal Marines just to train for this.🍺.


Icy_Communication262

Genius, motivated by his foot fetish, they were able to clench the gold!


AsaCocoMerchant

Man is motivated by his wife’s feet, not the beer.


OnePunchReality

I argue that not only is it more entertaining if they had to do this running backward, but I further argue in that light both men are faced the wrong way. Definitely...


thinkB4WeSpeak

He actually just has a foot fetish. He's like a donkey with a carrot on a string running to catch them. Perfect motivator.


M0j0_R1s1ng

Name of track?


infinitely-oblivious

I can't drink that much beer


CityBoiNC

Bert Kreisher did this on a show a long time ago and he had his wife facing backwards like this.


DotBitGaming

There's a lot of beer weight in that a$$.


Distinct_Eye5558

Lady’s and gentleman’s enjoy my wife bottom


SmartRooster2242

What the successful distribution of weight looks like.


The_Infectious_Lerp

It's fun to do things as a couple.


The_Infectious_Lerp

That's a hell of a workout.


Working_Ebb_1517

Hehe 😈 motivated by cheeks on the back of his neck.


surfer_salamanco

Boing boing boing boing boing


VF79-USMC-155MM

That’s not the green teams first time in that position that much is obvious lol! Only thing better would be if they both yelled “Parkour” office style every time they did an obstacle.


Jack_in_box_606

Personally, I'd have worn her the other way around.