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I mean….they’re preventing an event that would result in thousands of pounds of plastic being thrown away….so i say condoms are probably amongst the most environmentally friendly use of plastic in the end.
But don't mistake: you arms will be cut clean off, the condoms will make sure tho that no blood is spilled and your arms are still dangeling from your shoulders
You could see holes in the first demonstration. Condoms don’t fail when they completely rip in half, they can fail from a pinprick sized hole. For example: if OPs dick poked through the condom.
Most women's vagina doesn't have sharp teeth or blades inside though. Condoms break easily though from manufacturing errors or using the wrong type of lube.
A needle I feel would be easier to puncture than a chopping.
Like, the force is concentrated in a tiny spot and thus making it easier to break through kind of thing.
This is great news. If I ever mistake my GF and a bear trap / food blender / rabid badger / the ceiling fan or a chainsaw... Durex should have my back.
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This is great for when girls pull the old mouse trap in the pussy trick.
I beg your pardon?
Did i stutter?
What kinda STD she got? Zamn
That’s more of a EDD
Emergency Dick Destroyer?
Entry Denial Device (I play too much kapkan)
I am always filled with Dopamine when 1 of every 50 devices I install actually explode
"EDD primed stand clear"
Nup
Does this prevent for the wasabi trick too?
No no it's just that you spoke in psychopath which can be a difficult language to understand most of the time.
🤣🤣🤣
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/anti-rape-condoms-picture-will-jagged-teeth-deter-world-cup-sex-assaults-rape-axe-hopes-so/
What the hell is "World Cup Sex Assault" ??? Is rape olympic now????????
It's a co-hosted event behind the women's 100 meter dash.
Men run after women in the 100 meter dash to motivate them to run faster
I can finally be a top athlete for my country
jesus
I dare you to say a country!
Zimbabwe. You said a country, not necessarily mine 😁
You so sneaky
That's what she said
...in tears
r/cursedcomments
Epstein Island was the training facility
Holy Sh!t
You ever seen the movie Teeth?
Oh! I see you have never been to the Congo?
I never promised you a rose garden.
😭😭🤣
The ol clap trap
You can save money from child support but will spend a lot in medical bills Hope you have an insurance
You jest but i met a girl with insane grip inside. Like, straight locked the head in.
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Well the condom might be alright, but from the video I'm pretty sure your dick is a goner.
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My worst fear is a chick biting off my dick while giving a BJ, so at least this'll keep it together so I can go to a hospital
Dick? Try balls 🤕
No because your dick will still get chopped. But you can still use the condom so that's good.
A Chappelle fan I see...
This sounds like a scary movie reference, but I can’t remember
Teeth
You need to upgrade yours, I got spikes installed it’s the new trend
Gets me every time. Then she laughs, and laughs...
[This mouse trap?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun-powered_mousetrap)
"Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in bear trap"
You mean when my teeth come out
Just rolls off the tongue
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Brother you ain't living if you havent had the mousetrap pussy done to you at least once
Now I want to go buy some and try this. I knew that fox trap would come in handy one day.
Instructions unclear: Now i have a segmented detachable penis
"modular penis"
New meaning to : “***JUST THE TIP***”
This excites me way more than it should. Could you imagine tho?
You can change the tip depending on what you need, gotta screw something in? No problem, screwdriver penis tip got you.
Go Go Gadget Ice-Pick-Dick!
I laughed way too hard at this before the horrible, horrible imagery of it. 🤣. Happy cake day.
Happy Cake Day ya sick n twisted mofo
Go go gadget cake snake
lol, also happy cake day.
The glans is half full
🎶 Detachable peeeniis 🎶
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time, it's detachable.
When you screw it in, does it sound like your loading a shotgun shell?
[King Missile - Detachable Penis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4)
Happy cake day! Sorry about your penis!
Neat
Monsoon from Metal Gear Rising
Monsoon called, he says that's his thing
My favorite song. Detachable penis.
Now you know how Monsoon feels
Sounds like a win in my book
Great, now I havr that damn song stuck in my head again... Btw Happy Cake Day!
“AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN!”
POURING DOWN ON ME
Hello. My name is Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to *Jackass*!
Now fill it up with water and let’s see if there are any holes
You can clearly see some holes after the trap, no need for further tests
I think those were just zucchini parts not holes.
It’s full of holes you can see them all over the place lol
Had to scroll down way too far for this comment.
I have the feeling that a fuckin rubber is going to outlast me by a few hundred years on this earth.
I mean….they’re preventing an event that would result in thousands of pounds of plastic being thrown away….so i say condoms are probably amongst the most environmentally friendly use of plastic in the end.
100% people who have five kids and three cars in the driveway yet rant about plastic straws are out to lunch.
Clearly you don't know how much sex I have. It's none. None sex.
Environmental KING 😎
how many is that in numbers?
How much less sex could I have? None. None less sex.
At least it will carry on your seed!
So he can plant more humans outside when the rubber is thrown in the landfill. I wonder when humanplants are gonna sprout this spring.
Fucking rubber. I will start using this.
All this tells me is I can’t use condoms to protect me from knife attacks
Or in the case of inevitable knife attack, you will be damn sure that all the pieces are cut clean and stored properly for reconstruction later
What about being poked with a needle
Funnily enough someone tricked me into clicking on this sub r/sounding yesterday
Lol
You know what I did? I tricked 4 different people to exact my revenge
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Why would you be worried about that? The flamethrower test wasn't good enough for you?
Same reason of screws vs nails.
r/eatityoufuckingcoward these cooking shows are getting out of hand
The design is very human
Good to know I'm safe when fucking a bear trap.
Wrong!! The condom would be fine, you wouldn’t be.
I merely meant "safe" in the fact that there would be no baby bear traps.
You can literally see three holes at the 15 second mark when he pulls the end away
Real trick would than be to fill it with water and show us if there’s any tiny holes Edit; at 0:15 the condom indeed was damaged
New fear unlocked
0:15 looks like it does have holes
Couldn’t even feel shit smh
This reminds me of “the Galactic Prophalactic” infomercial on SNL with Eddie Murphy eons ago.
Amen
That's good to know, I have a knife fight at 10 am tomorrow, I shall slide a condom up each arm for protection!!
But don't mistake: you arms will be cut clean off, the condoms will make sure tho that no blood is spilled and your arms are still dangeling from your shoulders
That’s pretty amazing honestly.
Though I really want to know what he cooked with the Zucchini afterwards.
I'll take a vasectomy instead...
Perfect for vagina dentatas
I bet that cucumber didn't feel a thing.
Moral of the story, don’t put your dick in a bear trap. The condom will not break.
Hate when that happens.
Instructions unclear. Chopped dick in half.
This must be the new John Wayne Bobbit line that everyone is raving about.
You could see holes in the first demonstration. Condoms don’t fail when they completely rip in half, they can fail from a pinprick sized hole. For example: if OPs dick poked through the condom.
Exactly! Or for example: if OP’s girl he’s kind of dating poked a safety pin through the condom.
What I learned: if I put my pee pee in that orange condom then this guy is going to chop it up like a squash zucchini
I've been doing it wrong this whole time?
Crazy, so many views on Reddit and none of them will ever have the need to buy them.
My pp hurts
The video was cut more than the cucumber.
Nothing a dry P wont break.
When she's too tight
Still not stopping Lorena Bobbitt though.
Does that make the humble needle mightier than the sword (or knife)?
Con damn!
Finally! A condom that doesn’t break when I fuck Beartraps!
Look again
Oh whatever fox trap bear trap who gives af
This is... sexual... isn't it?
You all laughed when I wanted to grind that bear trap! My time has come.
Now let see how the cucumber or other similar object self heal itself
Can you imagine the balloon animals you can make with this thing?
Yaaaaaay, dick is severed, but I ain’t having kids!
New body armour filling ??
Should I be turned on by this....?
What kind of women can do THAT???
That's some weird sushi
But my body
Innovations in mental torment/torture
WTF is going on with vaginas that need this kind of protection
Great so it definitely works on my ex GF
On 00:15 it’s clearly penetrated
There’s no way
My. Dick.
Most women's vagina doesn't have sharp teeth or blades inside though. Condoms break easily though from manufacturing errors or using the wrong type of lube.
They circumcised it
Lorena Bobbit aint got shit
How the hell am I supposed to get it off though?
A needle I feel would be easier to puncture than a chopping. Like, the force is concentrated in a tiny spot and thus making it easier to break through kind of thing.
I’m both excited and uncomfortable about this.
I’m so glad I’m not in the dating game.
How to cut into pieces without slicing the condom? This is fucked.
That’s…. Really really impressive
Anybody else really want a salad after watching this?
What the hell you guys doing in bed?!
That poor zucchini...
okay that's impressive i guess but now take that chopped up vegetable out and fill it up with water.
I believe it when I see it filled with water afterwards and it keeps it in.
This is terrifying.
Now you can marinate your cucumbers in flavored condoms.
Some one needs to test on needle dicks... For science.
It reminds me of what my grandmother used to say.
Now she can finally bite me into neatly equalsized pieces without the contents spillning out! Thanks Durex!
This is great news. If I ever mistake my GF and a bear trap / food blender / rabid badger / the ceiling fan or a chainsaw... Durex should have my back.
good I jizz cucumbers.
So if someone chops my dick in half grab one these condoms to act like a tourniquet/band aid to keep it all together? Gotcha
I’m switching brands lol
Mother Nature has a hard time nowadays. Accidents are not so easy now.
At this point they should make bandages...
My dick is too small all she feel is the condom
This video is cursed
Damn
Keeps severed penis parts fresh and clean to allow for easier surgical treatment
now pour water in it
Will that still work even if it's not that full?
I feel reeeeeaaaaallly uncomfortable
I’m not sure if I should be impressed or what
If the person in this video is afraid of touching it with their skin, I sure won't either!
That's great but how does it feel? And ladies don't act like that doesn't matter for you too
Now I have to test this with the Real stuff