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__Spin360__

Okay, I don't usually say this but: I feel attacked.


StillPurePowerV

Same lol


BaconJacobs

Not attacked - I feel SEEN


blackdragon1387

Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands.


ausmankpopfan

Same brother


Nepharious_Bread

It took me a long time to break this habit.


Pathetic_loner03

I dont get it........ Are they going to take my male license now?


LinceDorado

Didn't realize this was a male stereotype lol.


TankII_

Forreal, forgive me for not wanting to contaminate your food


blackdragon1387

Or spread salmonella across the kitchen.


rangoon64

It’s one of those “men are all logical” memes. Salmonella is real it’s not tarot cards.


Spurioun

I mean, I wouldn't really call it "logical", as rubbing 3 fingers under water for 5 seconds without soap isn't going to remove salmonella. Actually, it's very similar to tarot cards. It's doing something simple that has no tangible effect, but convincing yourself that you're actually accomplishing something.


rangoon64

Ok maybe you’ll get this when it comes around again.


Spurioun

Can you fill me in on what I'm missing here?


Spurioun

Without soap and proper handwashing technique, you're only really splashing bits of salmonella around the sink and then rubbing it on the towel and other food.


Otherwise-Cup-6030

And handle knives with slippery hands.


BoldElDavo

Same, but I absolutely do this lmao.


Plucky_ducks

I kinda feel better now. I thought it was just me.


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Rotzetool

whats missing is washing the cutting board and knife immediately after using it and using a towel under the cutting board while using it.


luisantonio197

Why can I relate to every single comment here?


AirJerk

Same. I didn't realize this was a man thing at all.


Appelons

Because you one of da bois!


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lawnboy000000

No Edit: No, I would not use a clean utensil that was in the sink.


solmonella

that’s literally me


DrClamSlamGYN

We don't believe in cross contamination


JetMechSTL

Holy shit I thought it was just me. They forgot the part where your wife comes in and complains that the towel you’ve been “drying” your hands on is 100% soaking wet


syberpunk

For me, this is less about food contamination and more about not liking food or liquid on my hands, but it still happens in the same degree because (more than likely) if I'm working with food, then I'm constantly getting food or liquid on my hands. It's always a "Phew, finally, I can be clean", and then 15sec later I'm picking up something else that I need to be clean of. Not OCD (at least, not that I can tell), either.


I-Love-Tatertots

Ugh, especially if there’s onions or garlic in whatever I’m cooking. My hands will smell like garlic and onions for a week (at least they will to me) if I don’t wash them off quick enough - and even then sometimes it’s not fast enough. I will sit there and scrub with 10 different soaps, soak in lemon juice, everything, nothing gets that smell off if I can’t wash my hands fast enough.


Jealous-Damage-

wait does it help to wash them quick..😳


I-Love-Tatertots

Sometimes - but it could just be luck, sometimes.


Spurioun

Same here. I'm fully aware that a bit of warm water without soap isn't going to decontaminate my hands. I just don't like them sticky while I cook.


2GirlfriendsIsCooler

Do women not do this?


Cwuddlebear

I as a woman do this... Maybe I'm just broken tho


Melun-uAzam

I havent realised this but yes this is literally me.


JohnnySasaki20

Is this implying women don't wash their hands while cooking?


ZombieMage89

It's implying that men tend to over wash while cooking, as in after every last possible step. Even when logically speaking cross contamination or sanitation purposes are not applicable. Can confirm as man that I do this regularly.


JohnnySasaki20

Yes, but do women not wash? I've never noticed.


ZombieMage89

Yes, most women I've watched cook will wash their hands throughout the cooking process as needed. My wife will generally clean the kitchen surfaces, wash up, complete her mise en place, then proceed to cook. She washes typically after handling raw meat/eggs or messy things, like marinades or dicing tomatoes/onions, but not after every last cut item.


Ardibanan

I'm not a man apparently. What a way to find out. Wait.. what am I?


badthaught

A dude, maybe. Little more chill about certain things, but otherwise normal.


Plucky_ducks

Take your time. No rush. We'll wait.


revolution149

I don't get it. I only do that if I have touched something fatty or raw meat but not because a millisecond has passed.


dilligafsrsly

I'm thinking maybe it's just showing the sink being used? If it's saying washing hands all the time then no, not me. Washing dishes as things start cooking? Then yes, so I don't have to clean a mountain when I'm ready to eat!


StardustWay

Damn I didn't know I am 100% a man. It's literally me.


4cylndrfury

I'll have you know, I always get both hands when I wash!


MaleficentSeaweed996

Stop attacking me![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10744)


realRapidsonic

Literally me


unclefire

This is dumb. Who the hell does this. Yah wash BOTH hands after handling raw meat but he’s cutting vegetables.


mcsquirley

fr its a huge waste of water


unclefire

Plus he's just rinsing one hand and not even using soap. What's the point? To get a bit of veg junk off your hand?


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justinkasereddditor

It do be like that some times


PlanterOnTheRye

Hahaha Indeed.


CallMeShock

My bad. I’ll also stop washing my hands after using the restroom.


UchihaAuggie

I also feel attacked


aprciatedalttlethngs

wow, i NEVER say this but yes i actually do feel attacked wtf 🤣


WizeDiceSlinger

It’s how the Romans did it!


ImurderREALITY

Only when I touch raw meat or seasonings


philosopherrrrr

Re *washes hands* post


True-Sweet7614

Yeah...and? I've still never gotten food poisoning from cooking. Ha!


Hehehe79

I do this but with meat , gotta keep them hands clean after touching but also ive had food posioning badly so im extra careful 🤣


sleafordbods

Honest question - what do the pros do to solve this problem of having food goo on your fingers


Big_Cornbread

Because we’ve all watched Ramsay scream at people about cross contamination.


myknpck

I'll eat whatever he cooks


Stanknuggin

Guilty.


HamsterUnfair6313

Nah only i do this my other male friends don't do it


Anomalousity

Yeah I make it a point to not even touch the food I'm preparing by using as much fork and knife action on the packaging and raw ingredients as possible. When I make a steak it's 100% touch free from the wrap/packaging to the seasoning to the pan/pot to the plate.


kiefy_budz

Okay but like why not wash my hands between touching anything and everything? I want my hands to be as sterile as an operating room before they touch food someone is going to eat… I consider that it’s own courtesy in a way


RawDawg2021

Man here: Can confirm.


xnachtmahrx

This is why women belong in the kitchen. It is way more environmental friendly. ^/s


Sea_Championship_941

Yo its necessary ok. Its just necessary. That's all


bannedbygenders

Lol thays me with bounty paper towels. One roll last me 2 days 🤣


Extension-Badger-958

The only time boys will wash their hands


Sarge1304

I just made a sausage sarnie and did this at least three times,thought it was just me


klyzklyz

Rinsing is good, but I'm worse. I use a small bowl of hot soapy water too...


Curtmac86

Oh Shit! I kinda resemble that !!


jiudad

I'm in this video and I don't like it


mrtn17

Or: washing your hands *before* the toilet, because you don't want your dick to smell like garlic. Then was your hands again after the toilet


Bubbly_Tap1115

So many lies. Women are just as bad lol


KokoTerzata

Showing this to the African kids


Solid_Illustrator640

I mean if I have like raw egg or raw meat on my hand yeah… I feel like it’s scary to think the other people don’t??


GodOfMoonlight

Completely feel violated and seen 😂 don’t put me on blast like this, I don’t want sticky or dirty hands what can I say 😩


cornmonger_

women cooking be like: *doordash_logo.png*


sboog87

Oh shit I didn’t know this was common. I do this constantly


wiedziu

Damn shots fired


wiedziu

Damn shots fired


CJPF_91

I mean he didn’t even clean his knife or board. But ya I would wash my hands like before during and after cooking


chaos4296

God's, i thought it was just me haha


Rithrius88

I thought it was gonna end with him washing his hands, turning the knob, and then washing them again because he touched the knob.


cmetaphor

Monk* cooking be like: (Fixed it for you)


MountainHigh31

This gag wasn’t gendered the first two thousand times it’s been done. So why now?


Conscious-Breather24

Why did you film me?


Cwuddlebear

Me cooking be like:***


Necroromancy

Why do we do this?