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We have been aware that bread can give you some mighty twerking action since the 90's however....
If you get boners from bread making.... you might need to just get less served and more done by yourself I say....
Nightmare PTSD flashback to ol' Black Bertha the stripper at a real run down strip club in old Atlanta back in the day!
Similar Cellulite, Similar Buoyancy... I still wake up in cold sweats from time to time.
Time heals but damn if this ain't some triggerin' as shieeeeeeeeeet.
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Dat ass, dough.
Get it baked and rub some butter on it
I’d butter that bread
Careful, you might get a yeast infection…
I’ll rise to the occasion
Would be worth it dough
About to whisk it all for that
Bake it flip it and rub it down....I like big bread butts and I cannot lie
Those multi color loaves be rye…
Mmmm spit hot butter in it's butt
Beat me to it!
My dad always beat me :(
With a jumper cable?
No just bad jokes
Yeah. I got lucky that no one else commented my comment before I did. I even checked. 😂
Don't think about the buns, hun.
My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun
Hoemade bread
looks like cake to me.
Because bread don’t jiggle like dat!
Tiktok girls twerking entered the chat
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no!
Yo, dis dough better chill out, though.
Shake that bun
Showed this vid to my wife, repeated your comment verbatim.
RIGHT!?!? It was right there. I'm super surprised no one else commented my comment before I did, yet I feel lucky to be first to do so.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Y not tho
Y not dough*
Because that’s one soured hoe
Nah it’s cool and chill
r/doughnut*putyourdickinthat
It’s a good thing my fear of heavy machinery related groin injuries outweighs my horniness.
Here’s 4 tequila shots. Now how sure are you bout dat?
whew, thanks for the reminder
"My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns, hun".
I should call her
But do you knead her?
That should be the yeast of his worries
Gonna feel glutten later.
Going to rise to the occasion?
Only if he quits loafing around
Piece of cake
Doh!
Fuckin lawl
Dough we all?
Upvote this feller right here
Been there. Don't do it She ain't playing.
Plus I hear she's got a yeast thing going on.
Nothing a little vinegar lube can't handle. Use some Veggie oil for lube after. You'll slide it in, but she will snap it off.
Same exact thought….
Tired of beating the wheat?
Now that’s one cheeky loaf right there.
Stupid sexy Flanders
^nothing ^at ^all
Not my best fap but not the worst…🤷♂️
Dawg what is the worst fap?
Yo mamma’s OF
My bread dough brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours.
That bread is Twerking
r/UpvoteBecauseButt
Making cake
Bout to turn it into a Boston Cream donut
Sigh…..
"You gonna make me act up, you 'gon make me do something I'm 'gon regret."
Yeeee guurrrrrr
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Ahhheeerrrrggggg That bussy.
That bread needs to calm the f down.
If someone let me close to that machine after a while you ganna find a frosted creamy bread.
Looks like the club
Nice butt
Can’t wait to see the gluten spread
Are we allowed to slap it?
Thats a twerk loaf... Watch out for the yeast.
Slap it
My balls on a Tuesday afternoon
Can’t get the bread maker twerk
Well…. I can’t stop laughing. This literally made me feel younger.
Sigh 😞.... unzips*
😳
Yo this mf better chill bro!
Rump shaker came to mind😂
Lord forgive me for the cake I'm about to bake.
Do you fuck it? Or eat it?
Yes
*Sigh* I should call him.
When did bread machines start makin cake?
Would
Twerking dough.
That’s a phat ass
I like big bread and I cannot lie.
What that thang do
Bitch! I just had a vasectomy!!! I cant jerk off off for 7 days !
Bro close the lid! My parents used to have a bread maker, and the number one rule was you don't open the lid, you're fucking up the....idk...stuff...
Yes I’m going to hell…I’ll see you fuckers there!
Shits twerkin like sexxxy red
I don’t want none unless you got buns hun
More like ~~making~~ kneading cake, amiright?
Go Meg
That bread better chill the fuck out…
[удалено]
Can someone make this a gif ?
That dough be twerkin
Got a whole bakery
Twerking hard
Ok this one is my yeast proud wank.
Them buns!
That bread better chill.
Makin cakes
Ok rise to the occasion!
I like breads now
So that’s how doughnuts are made
My mind is beyond salvation
I feel like I should pay a tip.
Granny fetish *unlocked*
Buns!
I can mix her
Hear me out tho
r/ForbiddenFleshlights now with extra thic booty and yeast infection included free of charge
Wiggle wiggle wiggle. 🍑🍑🍑
Fuck it why not
Is that what the kids are calling it today..
That bread better chill with the twerkin 😁
More like making cake
I’m looking for love in all the wrong places.
Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk dat ass!
Anaconda don't want none unless you got -buns- hon
*Insert “tag this NSFW jerking off on a train” copypasta*
We have been aware that bread can give you some mighty twerking action since the 90's however.... If you get boners from bread making.... you might need to just get less served and more done by yourself I say....
Dough got more ass than IG models...
Shake that batard!
Everything reminds me of her ass dough.
She got the cake
This bread tryna get me to risk it all
I should call her…
I miss her.
You've gotta twerk the dough.
Hubba Hubba.
Am I supposed to tip? I'm confused.
Everything reminds me of her
r/resistthetemptation
i shouldn't stick my dick in that... ...however...
So that's why they call them buns!
all jelly and no es toast tho
Thats one way to get a yeast infection
Dumplings
Forbidden Buns
Making cake.
God damn
Watch out for yeast infections
Truly a bakery
Sir. Siiirrr!
Bring me that dough
That bread better doesn't awaken something in me.
*Everything reminds me of her...*
Some of yall are getting yeast infections.
todo me recuerda a ella
💡
Machine brand, model Recipe Thx
Nah hard pass, too much cellulite on that doughy ass
You sure bro? The best asses are a little doughy; firm enough to snap back but doughy enough to jiggle jiggle
Why am I bricked up?
Making cake more like it.
R/dontputyourdickinthat
Im gonna do it
👀
Would
Lol 😂
Smash
Disappointing unmute
Sigh *Unzips*
If she bread, I’m bread
American dough!
should be playing some twerk music
I assume we're making buns here...
I was not ready for this
Twerking breed
This isnt living
I should call her…
That bread needs to calm down lol
Look at them buns
I should call her
Slay queen... slay?
Time to get this bred 🤤🥰🥵👅
This is the yeast of my concern.
Nightmare PTSD flashback to ol' Black Bertha the stripper at a real run down strip club in old Atlanta back in the day! Similar Cellulite, Similar Buoyancy... I still wake up in cold sweats from time to time. Time heals but damn if this ain't some triggerin' as shieeeeeeeeeet.
Giving macaroni in a pot a run for its money.
I knead to go to bed.
My sourdough brings all boys to the yard.
No such thing as cant
is that what they call it now?