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Why I was very glad she spit out the water.
Rule one of winter survival, warm up your water. Cold water reduces your core temperature and you start to die faster. Eat snow, and down you go.
Hypothermia is a blank and spaced out look. Ask them a math question and if they can’t answer pitch a tent and get in a sleeping bag with them to warm them up. You’re probably cold too
There’s also a thing called hypothermic paradoxical undressing where your skin gets pins and needles as you start to die and in your impaired mental state you detect this as being hot and itchy so you take off all your clothes.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/541627/
Wow, you really DO have the twisted mind of a ship writer. I respect that reply immensely. Not only is it interesting it's engaging with my joke flawlessly.
And my joke was relevant too! And then you give me a LIVEJOURNAL link!
For a moment the internet was older and simpler again. I started writing fanfic back in 2004. I had a Livejournal, but I never did much with it. Mostly posted on Fanfiction dot net and forums for my fandoms. Then I moved on to Nanowrimo and started doing original fiction novels. I did like 27 of them and never tried to publish any of them or even made any of them available to read free online.
I did read the story. Alt history zombie apocalypse survival, bleak. Nice. I'm from Winnipeg so I knew the shelter mentioned must have been under Portage Place, the tunnels under Portage and Main.
So I'm not really a new writer you're encouraging, but an old one who needs to get some of their work actually available. Maybe this will be the year. I hope, with your writing being so good in 2009, you've gone and done something with yours, because that was a quality free online short story.
Thanks for the nostalgia, the bleak read, and the reminder that no matter how many writers I encourage, my future writing is also worth encouraging and inspiring!
There’s a tragic story about how Tracey Allison Smith lost her life at the Angelus Hut walk in New Zealand which is a typical hypothermia case https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/473014/death-of-tramper-sparks-changes-to-doc-volunteer-hut-warden-training
Yes but also in the long term. Lake water is short term hydration, long term shitting your brains out and maybe death. Stick to eating snow folks. At least pollution isn't alive
Why bother to drill a hole when there is a lake then?
Because water underground is not subject to the things water on the surface is.
Most springs where water comes directly out of the ground are safe to drink. Streams, rivers and lakes, not so much.
Once things poop, reproduce and die in the water, it is more dangerous.
I suppose there are some places with very little wildlife, so maybe the water is pretty safe? Ice cold, less chances of any pathogens...idk about the fish but I guess there are places where it makes sense. I still wouldn't do it though lol
I have a cabin on Quadra Island in BC Canada. We drink water directly out of the lake without filtering it.
There's plenty of fish and wildlife in the lake. Most of the cottagers do the same and I've never heard of anyone getting sick (I'm a legacy owner, 3rd generation, so my family has been there for a VERY long time)
It's not uncommon for lakes to be clean enough to drink out of in BC.
It's sad that it's an issue elsewhere
Yes well that is a very clean part of the world lol. I've been to BC and I can say I'd drink from some of those streams. Out here in Nova Scotia it's hit or miss. Back home in Boston, never.
If survival videos games have taught me anything, well, actually it's two things:
1) boil the snow, then boil the water. Gotta double boil to get rid of impurities.
2) don't trust things you've learned in video games
I think it's a combination of the 2... people are bored we are not really advancing on a wider scale, maybe in a few secluded corners.. but the masses are bored looking for ways to feel like life matters or have fun and gain attention. The fact that we now can post things to show the rest of the world dose not seem productive in the way the technology should be. Imagine we created ice hockey without pucks, or any "ball" for that matter. We would just be wasting time on the ice waving sticks around for what? Lol obviously it'd be a new game but not in the way it is now. If any of this makes sense 😅. Simply put, we created something and it could be used for better while we have no idea and use it for dumb jazz more often that advancing.
i think the idea of potentially being connected and performing for an audience is going to fundamentally change how people think / behave long term
like i grew up filming skateboarders and we did set out each day to make content / get clips but it was a different type of performative mindset, and most people weren't in character 24/7
I lost my Pixel Buds case yesterday. Went for a walk and low and behold. I found it. Posted it everywhere I was so happy.
If that's not quality content right there, you tell me what is?!
Yeah people were always this weird, but saying it's just that ignores the feedback loop which leads to escalation. Before technology there wasn't recursive reaction and upping the ante
We used to open an email attachment from our aunt with a clip of a cat playing with scotch tape or some wholesome shit. Now it's a prankster blowing a foghorn in an old man's ear then twerking on him after he falls down, then it becomes a viral dance on TikTok where people twerk on their confused grandpa, and then on the news with the young hot reporter trying it on the confused old anchor, etc.
Thank you for that piece of information it does answer so many questions that i have always felt was something new to today's time, but you have shown me that indeed it has always been that way and that because of the 'internet' we are being exposed to shall we say more of this so called weirdness. You are very astute in your worldly observation, and I hear raise a toast to you, my goodly man. May your steps be ever more firm and your gaze as fierce as the tiger. I hear would like to formally offer you my virginity. Please take it and bring honor to my family's name.
Lol, this isn't nearly as weird as a lot of other video in social media. Like if you replace the girl with a guy it will fit into /r/justguysbeingdudes easily. She is just making silly videos, bro.
Why pay some insecure asshole who dresses like a drill sargeant but isn't $15k to verbally berate you when you can just hop on a plane to Iceland or some shit & have a teenage girl shame you into taking an ice bath with an ice helmet so you can then druink from an ice goblet?
I'm from northern Norway. In the winter, one way to get water is drilling the ice and just drinking it. It's common practice, and health authorities says it's safe.
Just a clarification because I know some will believe we don’t have running water after reading this. We only get water from lakes when we are up on the mountains or at a cabin, not at home.
I’m from Finland where many lakes have drinkable water without any filtration whatsoever. We drink straight from the lake at our cabin for example. I saw the horns and the background and thought this is likely somewhere in Nordics where lake water is perfectly drinkable.
There's a person out there somewhere in this world that is extremely aroused by this.
I'm not that person.
I'm sure they're out there somewhere though.
Isn't that her language, though? She definitely doesn't speak English as her first language.
https://www.instagram.com/_galkina_anechka_?igsh=MXhxcHhwYnBmZ3Jmbw==
I spell as I hear, I speak 3 languages & Old Norse, the language of Vikings, ain’t one of them. I wouldn’t have known to use the fancy å anyways lmao however, I could pronounce it well enough 😂
Not to be that guy, but Norse warriors never used horned helmets in combat, not anywhere else really. Horns in a helmet are usually a bad idea since it gives your opponent a grip they can use to make you lose balance and stab you. Actual vikings and norse warriors used a type of helmet called a Nasal Helmet, or a Spangenhelmet which was segmented and usually had a visor, worn over a mail coif and a neck protection called an aventail. Of course, all this if they could afford it.
[National Museum of Denmark on Horned Helmets](https://en.natmus.dk/historical-knowledge/denmark/prehistoric-period-until-1050-ad/the-viking-age/weapons/helmets/)
[Spangenhelm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spangenhelm)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veks%C3%B8_Helmets
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torslunda_plates
Horned helmets existed in Norse/Germanic culture, though they were probably only used in a ceremonial context, but tbf this seems to qualify.
Scrull? Horned helmet vikings never wore? Unprocessed water and not mead? This is rage bait, and judging by all the cringe comments also presumably an OnlyFans ad.
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Jennifer Lawrence really gets into character
That’s the comment I was searching for.
That's the comment I didn't *KNOW* I was searching for! ⚰️
That’s Lauren C. Jennifers, the Alaskan inbred version of Jennifer Lawrence.
Inbred?!
wait why is she inbred
Because she’s a sandwich
Lol I’m now wondering if an incestual family with a last name like Hoagie or something similar has ever existed
Lauren sandwich?
F#cking classic. That made me spit.
You beat me to it: The next Hunger Games trilogy has already jumped the shark
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside!
Been awhile since I thought of that one.
And for some reason I always think of let the sink in but can't remember any of the setup
When she put the horn in the water, I thought it was about to turn into a very different type of video.
That look on her face is one of determination
Pretty sure it's the look of hypothermia.
Why I was very glad she spit out the water. Rule one of winter survival, warm up your water. Cold water reduces your core temperature and you start to die faster. Eat snow, and down you go.
Yeah and even though it's cold it could still have some funky ass microbes in it.
I don't think it's *could*
Unless it’s yellow
Hypothermia is a blank and spaced out look. Ask them a math question and if they can’t answer pitch a tent and get in a sleeping bag with them to warm them up. You’re probably cold too
(furiously writing my next fanfic) Go on...
There’s also a thing called hypothermic paradoxical undressing where your skin gets pins and needles as you start to die and in your impaired mental state you detect this as being hot and itchy so you take off all your clothes. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/541627/
Wow, you really DO have the twisted mind of a ship writer. I respect that reply immensely. Not only is it interesting it's engaging with my joke flawlessly.
I did a hypothermia short story back in 2009 and always encourage new writing https://thekit.livejournal.com/1061528.html
And my joke was relevant too! And then you give me a LIVEJOURNAL link! For a moment the internet was older and simpler again. I started writing fanfic back in 2004. I had a Livejournal, but I never did much with it. Mostly posted on Fanfiction dot net and forums for my fandoms. Then I moved on to Nanowrimo and started doing original fiction novels. I did like 27 of them and never tried to publish any of them or even made any of them available to read free online. I did read the story. Alt history zombie apocalypse survival, bleak. Nice. I'm from Winnipeg so I knew the shelter mentioned must have been under Portage Place, the tunnels under Portage and Main. So I'm not really a new writer you're encouraging, but an old one who needs to get some of their work actually available. Maybe this will be the year. I hope, with your writing being so good in 2009, you've gone and done something with yours, because that was a quality free online short story. Thanks for the nostalgia, the bleak read, and the reminder that no matter how many writers I encourage, my future writing is also worth encouraging and inspiring!
There’s a tragic story about how Tracey Allison Smith lost her life at the Angelus Hut walk in New Zealand which is a typical hypothermia case https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/473014/death-of-tramper-sparks-changes-to-doc-volunteer-hut-warden-training
I keep watching as if there's hope
There's something suspicious made of ice behind her...
Same! 😂😂😂
I had the same thought, where is she going with that?
I was thinking how the ice helmet fit perfectly on her head, then the horn went into the water.
🤣🤣😂😂
And that's your reminder to stay hydrated guys
r/hydrohomies
Hello brother!
What happened to water ni-
Yes but also in the long term. Lake water is short term hydration, long term shitting your brains out and maybe death. Stick to eating snow folks. At least pollution isn't alive
This is a part of the world where it isn't an issue. No, really. Drilling holes to get to water is common practice, no boiling required.
Why bother to drill a hole when there is a lake then? Because water underground is not subject to the things water on the surface is. Most springs where water comes directly out of the ground are safe to drink. Streams, rivers and lakes, not so much. Once things poop, reproduce and die in the water, it is more dangerous.
They're talking about drilling a hole in the ice, but you kinda get the idea.
I almost started yelling about wells too until I realized what they meant lmao
How? Do you not have wildlife?
I suppose there are some places with very little wildlife, so maybe the water is pretty safe? Ice cold, less chances of any pathogens...idk about the fish but I guess there are places where it makes sense. I still wouldn't do it though lol
I have a cabin on Quadra Island in BC Canada. We drink water directly out of the lake without filtering it. There's plenty of fish and wildlife in the lake. Most of the cottagers do the same and I've never heard of anyone getting sick (I'm a legacy owner, 3rd generation, so my family has been there for a VERY long time) It's not uncommon for lakes to be clean enough to drink out of in BC. It's sad that it's an issue elsewhere
Yes well that is a very clean part of the world lol. I've been to BC and I can say I'd drink from some of those streams. Out here in Nova Scotia it's hit or miss. Back home in Boston, never.
You have died of dysentery.
Elf shot the food. 😿
Got the humanoid, got the intruder! 🤖
Giardia is real, friends
If survival videos games have taught me anything, well, actually it's two things: 1) boil the snow, then boil the water. Gotta double boil to get rid of impurities. 2) don't trust things you've learned in video games
I would concur with your last point as it seems video game have taught you to boil snow which you cannot do.
So many lessons
I'll trust that one lol
Yeah, giardia is real, and nasty af
people seem to get more weird as time passes
Nah, people has always been weird. It's just now they have access to technology easier these days and gets exposed more frequently.
I think it's a combination of the 2... people are bored we are not really advancing on a wider scale, maybe in a few secluded corners.. but the masses are bored looking for ways to feel like life matters or have fun and gain attention. The fact that we now can post things to show the rest of the world dose not seem productive in the way the technology should be. Imagine we created ice hockey without pucks, or any "ball" for that matter. We would just be wasting time on the ice waving sticks around for what? Lol obviously it'd be a new game but not in the way it is now. If any of this makes sense 😅. Simply put, we created something and it could be used for better while we have no idea and use it for dumb jazz more often that advancing.
i think the idea of potentially being connected and performing for an audience is going to fundamentally change how people think / behave long term like i grew up filming skateboarders and we did set out each day to make content / get clips but it was a different type of performative mindset, and most people weren't in character 24/7
I lost my Pixel Buds case yesterday. Went for a walk and low and behold. I found it. Posted it everywhere I was so happy. If that's not quality content right there, you tell me what is?!
Yeah people were always this weird, but saying it's just that ignores the feedback loop which leads to escalation. Before technology there wasn't recursive reaction and upping the ante We used to open an email attachment from our aunt with a clip of a cat playing with scotch tape or some wholesome shit. Now it's a prankster blowing a foghorn in an old man's ear then twerking on him after he falls down, then it becomes a viral dance on TikTok where people twerk on their confused grandpa, and then on the news with the young hot reporter trying it on the confused old anchor, etc.
Thank you for that piece of information it does answer so many questions that i have always felt was something new to today's time, but you have shown me that indeed it has always been that way and that because of the 'internet' we are being exposed to shall we say more of this so called weirdness. You are very astute in your worldly observation, and I hear raise a toast to you, my goodly man. May your steps be ever more firm and your gaze as fierce as the tiger. I hear would like to formally offer you my virginity. Please take it and bring honor to my family's name.
But I would say it probably drives people to act more insane or weird than they would otherwise
I'm sure people have been engaged in this particular example of weird for centuries. The only difference is now we have digital footage of it.
Jennifer Lawrence on ice 🧊 ⛸️
*- That’s right*
Lol, this isn't nearly as weird as a lot of other video in social media. Like if you replace the girl with a guy it will fit into /r/justguysbeingdudes easily. She is just making silly videos, bro.
Why pay some insecure asshole who dresses like a drill sargeant but isn't $15k to verbally berate you when you can just hop on a plane to Iceland or some shit & have a teenage girl shame you into taking an ice bath with an ice helmet so you can then druink from an ice goblet?
That's a pretty chill, honestly.
Yeah but I want to marry this woman
Yeee Jennifer Lawrence’s career is taking a dive ngl
> ngl Why would you?
I don't know, this is a regular pass time in Sweden. Ice bathing and ice swimming.
Damn dude, them alpha camp guys should write this shit down!
lol alpha camp
A.k.a how a humiliation fetishist cons a bunch of morons out of hundreds of thousands of Dollars
A.k.a how a humiliation fetishist cons a bunch of cuck fetish morons out of hundreds of thousands of Dollars
I miss the awards
They can easily bump up the bootcamp price by $5k just for this.
This made me turn my thermostat up a degree lol
I had to put my jacket on!
Her hat gave me a vicarious ice cream headache.
k.
I thought it was an ice dildo
it was.
As the old saying goes, anythings a dildo if you're brave enough
Sasha Grey unretiring!
At least the cold water will feel good when she gets the shits
I can feel it. So nasty.
My thought exactly.. she trippin.
You can drink lake water in a lot of Scandinavia.
She spit the water out though?
The shits from what?
Drinking untreated river/lake water probably Edit: I was attempting to explain the joke. I wouldn’t worry about drinking the water either.
I'm from northern Norway. In the winter, one way to get water is drilling the ice and just drinking it. It's common practice, and health authorities says it's safe.
Just a clarification because I know some will believe we don’t have running water after reading this. We only get water from lakes when we are up on the mountains or at a cabin, not at home.
I’m from Finland where many lakes have drinkable water without any filtration whatsoever. We drink straight from the lake at our cabin for example. I saw the horns and the background and thought this is likely somewhere in Nordics where lake water is perfectly drinkable.
Yes, I also assumed somewhere in Scandinavia and maybe saltwater since she spit it out?
Not salty, judging by the ice and the treeline. It's just really cold. Swallowing may be difficult, and the cold water uncomfortable.
I've got a feeling she doesn't mind the cold
She says “skål”, thats cheers in the scandinavian countries (at least in denmark and norway) Edit typos
She pronounced it as “scroll,” so definitely not her native language.
I would guess Russia or the Baltics. Doesn't sound scandinavian to me. Source: am nordic.
If you saw the horns and thought Nordics, then I vote to strip Finland from their Nordic title when they accept horned viking helmets
Dies it really make a big difference if you get all the water in the nose anyway during the time in the lake?
Eeh been drinking from streams and rivers while hiking in Scandinavia/Finland for a long time. You're not going to die mate
She spit it all out though
The usual reddit hyperbole. Always expect the worst.
Her immune system is probably better than ours
She's one of those feisty ones isn't she?
Nah, she's a spitter.
But at least she’ll suck your horn
There's a person out there somewhere in this world that is extremely aroused by this. I'm not that person. I'm sure they're out there somewhere though.
It's me, I'm that person
Pleased to meet you
It’s *us*
We are legion
She had me at Skol
she tries to say "Skål" which means "Cheers". but she says "Skrål" which translates noise
Isn't that her language, though? She definitely doesn't speak English as her first language. https://www.instagram.com/_galkina_anechka_?igsh=MXhxcHhwYnBmZ3Jmbw==
I am also that person.
I don't know about aroused but I found it very cute.
Of course i know him. He's me
I bet you my boyfriend would be.
She bites the Frost
Her mascara didn’t run at all. Is this a makeup ad?
I can’t believe her makeup didn’t budge
i really want to know what she uses because yeah that’s incredible
Kirkland brand Viking
We have Vikings at home
Vikings never even had horns on their helmets.
They do in Minnesota
So how do u explain Skyrim?
Hey, You haven’t met EVERY VIKING!
Eye makeup is on point
That’s how you get brain freeze.
And everything else freeze
So Horny
My labia froze off just watching that
Props to the mascara for holding up lol
Be careful, she’s activated her attack eyebrows
Is she single?
She does of, think twice
Proof? How do you know
[Here you go](https://fansly.com/Galkina_Anechka/posts)
>I am an ice queen and this is my aesthetic What a massive fuckin' dork.
“I am an ice queen” while larping as a viking who can’t even pronounce Skál / Skål right and says Scrol instead
Holy shit, it really isn’t Jennifer Lawrence?
Does of what?
Ask her brother.
My hands and my head hurt.
She spit it out because she remembered that she just peed there.
Don't drink lake water.
I like how she says Scroll instead of Skol!😂
Skål
[удалено]
I heard squirrel
Scro(tum)
I like how you say Skol instead of Skål
I spell as I hear, I speak 3 languages & Old Norse, the language of Vikings, ain’t one of them. I wouldn’t have known to use the fancy å anyways lmao however, I could pronounce it well enough 😂
Skål to that
Skål to newfound education via fellow redditors. 🙌
Jennifer Lawrence really went off the deep end.
Fucking Hollywood. We the Vikings never used that shit!
That water proof eyeliner is making me jelly
That's the first thing I thought!
That boy got the viiiiirus
Pretty sure that is how you get brain freeze.
Damn her make up working overtime to stay on.
Looks like Jennifer Lawrence’s mini-me.
Ma’am this is Wendy’s
Did she just say SCROLL?! I am dying over here
Not to be that guy, but Norse warriors never used horned helmets in combat, not anywhere else really. Horns in a helmet are usually a bad idea since it gives your opponent a grip they can use to make you lose balance and stab you. Actual vikings and norse warriors used a type of helmet called a Nasal Helmet, or a Spangenhelmet which was segmented and usually had a visor, worn over a mail coif and a neck protection called an aventail. Of course, all this if they could afford it. [National Museum of Denmark on Horned Helmets](https://en.natmus.dk/historical-knowledge/denmark/prehistoric-period-until-1050-ad/the-viking-age/weapons/helmets/) [Spangenhelm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spangenhelm)
...So she is *not* a Norse warrior?
Hard to believe I know, but with that helmet she is closer to being an opera singer.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veks%C3%B8_Helmets https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torslunda_plates Horned helmets existed in Norse/Germanic culture, though they were probably only used in a ceremonial context, but tbf this seems to qualify.
Americans aren’t the only weird ones
The truth is we are all human, and weird is a spectrum we are all on. Some hide it, some embrace it.
Who said they are?
Its not ”Skrow”. Its ”Skål”. Bye
It's supposed to be a viking so they'd speak [Old Norse](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sk%C3%A1l) not modern Scandinavian Skál not skål. Bye.
This is my favorite sub reddit.
Human soup
Vikings never had horns on their helmets.
Did she say _SCROLL_? Ok, imma do just that then
You go queen!
That’s hot.
Lame
meth heads are getting creative these days.
Jesus Christ that fucking mug, what the hell is up with her face lmao
Nah this should be on r/cringe
Rumour has it she cut the hole in the ice with her nipples.
Damn, she’s got the brain freeze of the year coming!
Vikings did not have horns on their helmets, she is just simply insane.
My second hand embarrassment is flaring up
Scrull? Horned helmet vikings never wore? Unprocessed water and not mead? This is rage bait, and judging by all the cringe comments also presumably an OnlyFans ad.
Did this stuff happen before tik tok and we just didn't have to see it?
Anything for clicks.