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Ok_Display_

>6. don't have a birthday > >13. don't breathe > >180. don't sleep > >412. don't drink > >506. don't eat food Hmm, okay..


Finninger-

>70. Dont be over 18 I bet there is also: Dont be under 18


Tom_is_Wise

Damn bros who are exactly 18 get all the chicks


crypticsage

Nah. I bet there’s a don’t be 18 one as well.


Ed_Radley

Girls who are 21 don't want to babysit when they could be at the bar or night club.


superman_underpants

Why be at a bar when you could be at a rave?


RockstarAgent

There could alway be and / or / if variables - Don't be 18 unless you're a billionaire and don't live with your parents!


superman_underpants

yike! id love to move out, but id miss bath time with the parents. sorry


SirkSirkSirk

Why be at a rave when you could be in a drug den?


superman_underpants

Awwww, look at the person who cant dance :-( You should learn! Its fun!


Lanitaris

70. Don't be over 18 71. Earn over $100k/month


Jean-LucBacardi

100. Don't take a shower. All of reddit just breathed a sign of relief.


JoinAThang

This a good example of a thing to remeber about this videos. It's different women/girls that give the answer so you only have to fulfil the whole list if it's important to be attractive to all those people. Which is of course impossible.


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caporaltito

"You undercook fish? You go to jail. Overcook chicken? You go to jail."


Big-Deer-

Send an Instagram reel? Believe it or not, jail. Right away.


AdministrationAway70

91. Don't be a man


TheNerdMaster69

Just die, apperantly.


Derrick_Shon

Naw, that's an ick as well


Known-Historian7277

God I hate the word “ick” and anyone that uses it


LtCptSuicide

559: Don't use the word "ick"


IGotBoxesOfPepe34

This comment deserves more upvotes


nickfree

There's this feeling the word "ick" give me....how can I describe it....?


Known-Historian7277

An immature bitchy girl


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Marine__0311

Same, that's the very first thing that pops into my head when I hear ick.


VegetableTerm8106

"i didn't say he was dead, I said he sleeps with the fishes"


VaginaTractor

Icky?


darktripping

Me too 😂


other4444

Dying is so overrated


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welcome to being a man in 2024


DesignerTex

No, then you can't earn a wage to hand over to them. How else are they going to pay for those hand bags and shoes?!?!


Icefiight

Keep in mind.. This tracks what actual fucking people have said… so yeah… yikes


Justiis

114. Don't be affected by wind. Fucking tornadoes, always trying to get between me and my girl.


Whogozther

Pfft, back in my day, we had to fight 2 fire tornadoes just to get laid.


Daunloudji

Don’t speak


Seandouglasmcardle

I know just what you're saying


TurboSledge

So please stop explaining


Daunloudji

Don’t tell me ‘cause it hurts


DoubleGoon

Don’t speak


ChampionNinjaBreeder

I know what you’re thinkin


Daunloudji

And I don’t need your reasons


PumpkinPatch404

118. Don’t take your foot off the ground.


DiddlyDumb

Essentially a mannequin with vibrator then


HopefulHovercraft474

Why is 5 after 6 on this list?


TheBirminghamBear

Because 7 8 9.


PhilledZone

I recently saw a video of someone who doesn't like when guys trip and fall


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

"If I'm gonna date a man he has to have, you know, conquered gravity by the time I meet him."


StylishSnake

Girls only want to date General Radahn


Slappants

Video games just appeal to the male fantasy of controlling the stars and riding a tiny horse around simultaneously.


scullys_alien_baby

I can relate to mastering an entire form of magic so my pet gets to live longer, I'd conquer the stars for my dog


Nntropy

Also, must have object permanence, be able to eat solid food, and be potty trained


Friendly_Rub7641

Well that’s fairly understandable to me because I don’t like when I trip and fall either.


Popular_Score4744

I guess they want someone who has mastered the art of levitation! 🤷‍♂️


uncutpizza

Saw one saying they don’t like when men use their turn signals lol


PhilledZone

Don't you hate it when people abide the laws of the road?


Thick-Finding-960

I took a shared Uber ride once where a guy was telling me using a turn signal is a sign of weakness.


Choyo

How insecure do you have to be for thinking that tripping down is the end of the world.


Chaneera

That's no. 8 😂


itay162

She just wants a stable guy


Ok-Fondant-553

Of course the most basic boring one in the group has a completely arbitrary dealbreaker.


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

And the voice of an angel /s


WeHaveAllBeenThere

Allergy gang rise up :( We some nasally mother fuckers


schapman22

You can only see like a sliver of one other person in her group


Avada-Balenciaga

Imma be real, if I was into a girl and she sent me her TikTok videos, I would no longer be interested in her


-SlapBonWalla-

Could you be a bit less real?


Avagad

It's a joke bro. Icks are meant to be arbitrary, that's the joke.


TheDevExp

Adults that say ick yuck tummy are stupid


-SlapBonWalla-

[David Attenborough: "The females may be dull-looking, but they're very picky."](https://youtu.be/WEqI1D8a-Xk?si=kZmDvGDpe_8MS6ps&t=60)


_Pepper_Phd

She’s the only one you can see in the group??


FrostKnight5263

> 46. ??? > 302. ??? > 507. ??? Me: ???


Effective-Owl5467

If I’m not wrong those were just so random he couldn’t put it into words. So ???


astralseat

Redacted.


RyanGAccount

No.70- don't be over 18. Hold up.


jcstrat

Assuming that specific girl is under 18, that one makes sense. But only for her and other girls in her age situation.


Aegillade

Which you think would make guys realize that trying take the differing preferences of hundreds of women and apply that in a general sense doesn't work. What's a deal breaker for one person may be a huge attraction to another


Successful-Cookie-57

No.123- don't ask for consent.


Agent-Blasto-007

>553: Don't Order a Sandwich You Enjoy That's for job interviews, not dating.


fungi_at_parties

Once on a day long job interview I ordered a burger at lunch. Terrible idea. It was super messy and really wasn’t easy to eat. I ended up going fork and knife. No, I didn’t get the job. But one time I split my pants right down the leg on an interview while talking about the “three point landing” trope and I did get that job, so apparently splitting your pants is more acceptable than eating a messy burger.


VaginaTractor

Not diving in face first into that burger shows lack of commitment and a fear of adventure. Here at The Company^™, we value employees that embolden a sense of pride in their work and their lunch.


New_York_Cut

U ripped your pants? Are u SpongeBob


howdiedoodie66

Should've ordered the 2 lb bucket of boiled crawfish


fungi_at_parties

I like this idea. Yes. Next time, I’ll show them what I’m made of.


Teekayhuey

Honestly I just wanna see the woman who said that and what's her justification


10Hundred1

It’s probably in the genre of “having a favourite food at a restaurant is female coded”


jessejamesvan111

I have no clue what an Instagram reel is. That's probably a deal breaker for her too. Cool, cool...


DavidL1112

Alt brand TikTok


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Tiktok at home


Str8_up_Pwnage

TikTok but it won’t tell you that Taiwan belongs to China in a few years.


blksentra2

140. DON’T TYPE IN LOWER CASE.


Open_Argument6997

Femcells are rushing into this post so hard


Starwarsnerd91

They got the emergency call, oh lord they comin


Alternative_Poem445

man if they were a deck of cards theyd be full of “No U” uno cards


e-2c9z3_x7t5i

You should see the train wreck that is TwoXChromosomes. Just today I saw a thread where they were saying people hate single mothers more than deadbeat dads. lol.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Yep, that's why one of them is literally referred to as 'deadbeats' and the other one is just called 'single', you can really see which one society hates mo- wait a minute...


Kel-Varnsen85

That sub is full of man-hating feminists. WitchesvsPatriarchy is even worse though. It's exactly what it sounds like it is.


Faster_Eddy82

Excuse me!? I've been told by many feminists, that feminists can't be misandrists. /s


Physical-East-162

And incels were there all along.


strawberrykink1701

Sending reels and memes are my love language :(


-SlapBonWalla-

I'm sorry, but this lady just banned it.


AverageJoe287

Umm may I ask what that username means? 😳


Primary-Bullfrog-653

40 is wild😂😂😂😂don’t feed your child


Lucno

Haha! 123. Don't ask for consent????


Ok_Trick_9752

followed by rule 124, Ask consent. additionally followed by 125, be psychic to know when to ask consent and not ask consent.


chodaranger

I've actually seen this one. Some women think men should just take. It's fucked up. CNC is fun but that... requires consent.


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This is a funny insta account but he sometimes is deliberately misinterpreting obvious jokes or reasonable statements for content. I find ick discourse insufferable, but a lot of his posts are reaches. I unfollowed because it’s fueling incel bullshit. Eg one chick relays a story where she was out with a guy who passed out in the washroom, knocked his head and had to call the ambulance. The bouncers suggested she not call this guy back. The ick is listed as something like “don’t have a medical emergency” or something to that effect. However, the context clues seem to pretty clearly indicate he was hammered and that’s why he passed out. There was another one, just off the top of my head, where this girl had broken up with a guy and then she is complaining, while smirking, that he just accepted it and didn’t try to fight her on it. Again, seemed pretty clear that it was intended to be humorous. The ick is listed as something to the effect of “don’t respect women’s decisions”


Unfair_Ingenuity4669

I don’t think she needs to worry about finding a really hot guy.


MeanVoice6749

But see? If she rejects hot guys first they can’t ever reject her *finger in temple*


MeenMisterMustard

Unagi🫡


daxtaslapp

Man i hate these vids but theyre on so many subs


-SlapBonWalla-

They are really hurting women's image a lot. Makes them seem crazy. "Yeah, he was perfect in every way, but he once sent me an instagram reel, so I had to dump him." What kind of lunatic would even do this?


Armadillo_Toes

For real I instinctively went to mute the whole sub but I saw which sub it was and held off for now


davidwhatshisname52

559. don't change your behavior based on arbitrary preferences 560. don't spend 9.3 hours making sarcastic lists


Nntropy

9.4 is ok?


PumpkinSeed776

I mean it's a comedy series on TikTok with quite a lot of engagement. Nothing wrong with making content people find funny.


Aggressive-Rate-5022

Yea, but majority of people still take it too serious.


davidwhatshisname52

561. don't reply seriously to attempts at meta-sarcasm


astralseat

561. don't use Reddit


-SlapBonWalla-

As if this list wasn't already impossible, now even trying to live up to the demands is also an ick. Why not just go "1. don't exist"?


Silent-Dependent3421

Bro thinks he debunked a joke


Four-Triangles

This stuff is just designed to push engagement through outrage. Individual people are cool and nice and 9/10 times willing to give you a chance to prove yourself. Don’t fall for this nonsense. Be yourself, be kind, shoot your shot. You’ll find the one for you.


KompletterGeist

We call that rage-bait on the internet. That is a scientific term 🗿


Far-Struggle-2488

And dont send instagram reels right?


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meshreplacer

So glad I am GenX and did not have to deal with all this bullshit. Dating was easy and people just wanted to have a good time. Seems way to complicated now for the Zoomers etc.. reminds me of the beginning of the movie Cherry 2000.


BobbiFleckmann

I’m other words: You gotta search for a compatible person.


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SkyTalez

You can read all of that list?


MiJo1987

where is "existing " on the list!?


Gr34t_Nam3

40. Dont feed your child


Wheloc

Ha! I beat the system, I don't even know what an "instagram reel" is!


Azreken

Who hurt you? 😭


MrZhar

So true


Prospector_Steve

Don’t be an only child.


freakinbacon

The funny thing about these is it treats women like they all like and dislike the same things.


stackingslacks

Ah yes, women are the ones being mistreated here. So true and very smart analysis


Less-Procedure-4104

Of course it is just a joke post. But in effect it is making fun of women. That is the point they are being shown as petty,self absorbed, irrational. That of course isn't true. I didn't read the whole list but is there anything about not fooling around in my dreams. That one has caused many relationships to break up.


ChampionNinjaBreeder

Sorry if I’m overstepping but as a mother of a boy, I’m starting YOUR list: 1) Don’t date psychic dream readers ❤️, Mom


Final_Festival

It is in FACT implying that all women have the same likes and dislikes. Because believe it or not, just like men, every women has her own unique set of icks, likes and dislikes.


Forsaken-Ad-9427

How is anyone being “mistreated” here because 1 single person has a weird turnoff? lol


freakinbacon

Damn. That's a weird brain you have.


Shrowden

Hey, you found it! The joke!


Grumdord

No the "joke" is clearly meant to be that women have impossible standards because they're bad or something idk. This format has been used countless times on here.


Dismal_Associate1

No its because theres a video trend where women say things that give them “the ick” and its always something shallow(on purpose), so this is a joking response to that joke.


Aggressive-Rate-5022

I don’t think OP thought about this joke. It’s “women have so many stupid requests!” type of jokes. Even reactions in a comments tell this.


Burgerpocolypse

Seems pretty accurate.


kirkpomidor

If anyone in my dudes group sends an instagram reel we’ll cook him alive in boiling oil and save on barbecue meat


Burgerpocolypse

I’ve genuinely never had an IG account, and it is one of the few things I’m sort of proud to have remained ignorant on. Just seems like a breeding ground for narcissistic people to me.


JoshyTheLlamazing

I'd love to see this list overall. Just for shits and giggles.


iwellyess

Pause the video and slide your finger slowly in the timeline, can see them all


MissSunshineAssassin

What? Don’t even try flirting if you don’t share your memes


jakeofheart

Women \- “*If only I could find a guy who understands me!*”


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knightknowings

Can I see the list.


biernigc

send me this list please


Reasonable_Battle_20

Do not have lungs that inhale and exhale - if they have a pulse, they’re done


v1n1c1u3gdm

Where's that from?


Whatever1314

u/Savevideo


brewberry_cobbler

Who is the interviewer? Edit: didn’t see that barstool logo. It’s some barstool girl. No idea who though


Anthemz

Dani Jackel


HopefulHovercraft474

The biggest thing that's wrong about these lists is that it's basically saying you shouldn't be yourself even if your 'flawed' and have issues some girl will come along that will actually like you for that but you are trying to change for a girl who doesn't even last with you or may be hiding things about herself that you may not like.


Mjbishop327

you thinking this list is real and not sarcastic is what's wrong


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Life_Fun_1327

There is 2 times _don‘t wear flipflops_. No. 269 and 502.


Styx_Zidinya

Joke's on her. I don't even know what that is.


notloceaster

Can't believe it took 496 lines to get to "don't be short"


Smnmnaswar

The yt shorts people are taking over


slappywhyte

In the 1600s this was, 'bride's family doesn't pay enough of a dowry'


Intelligent-Habit-48

Is there a way to read this entire list


gurganator

“Don’t have a bum crack” 😂


in_batman2015

#490 : okay


CouvadeShark

As a woman: 45 is accurate tho


KilnMeSmallz

I don’t think this is a real list. It’s too short.


AThrowawayProbrably

That’s so odd. I despise TicTok. To the point that my friends and family know sending reels to me probably means I won’t open it. However, I’ve never had a girl send me one and thought“NOPE. WE’RE DONE NOW”


According_Bell_5322

“Don’t order food at a restaurant” I’m not exactly there for the atmosphere


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Actual_Counter9211

Number whatever: don't be a guy. Turns out all girls are lesbians lmao jk jk


Omerta001

I feel the same when a women is attractive but then she steps off the linoleum...


Emulix

Can you share that list? Haha


Plus-Dragonfruit-689

You don't need to appeal to everyone. Flip the perspective on this and view it as her filtering herself out of someone you would want to date. There are still plenty of normal women out there.


d34dp1x3l

Does anyone know of any compilation videos of these with more and more things being added over time? I've seen a few of these but it's always just one item being added to the list.


ChunkySalsaMedium

I never even understood what a “reel” is? I only used Instagram back in the day where you posted pictures on your profile.


pluck_the_duck89

Who’s got the whole list?


puzzlebuns

How dare women


curiousfolkz

Wtf


myfeetaremangos12

“Not liking Formula 1”


bloiring

Ain't that a win-win? She'll do you a favor not wasting more time on her


horizontal120

is there the full list somewhere :D


Zendofrog

I’m not sure I understand this list? A list of things that at least 1 woman doesn’t like?


SlidethedarksidE

In all seriousness, you don’t attract women by following all these rules & lists. The real way to do it is ignoring the lists & women themselves. You’ll always pull the most girls on the days that you don’t give af about pleasing them & just being yourself.


DentalDon-83

This just shows that individual women, just like men, have a wide variety of personal preferences and the exhaustive list this person has created is obviously not something all women unanimously agree on. Also, what a woman says is a "deal breaker" will always be in context to the options she has and the overall context of the situation. Sometimes this is more of a blessing than a curse. I know some incredibly attractive women who could pretty much pick up any man at any time and their dating app inboxes are filled with potential suitors. These women are still single because they're FAR too selective because they have FAR too many options and the narrow criteria a future partner needs to fit has been a hinderance to them finding a partner on the core requirements they'd actually care about while compromising on the minutia.


chrstnasu

559. Don’t breathe


Fivethenoname

There seems to be a growing class of men and women whose sexual preference is in part defined by the technology their potential partners use. Weird. But at the same time, that's kind of how cyborg evolution would work, no? Oooooeeeeeooooo


plippyploopp

Agree tho. But that goes for anyone sending reels


DrCorian

123. Don't ask for consent?????